(One Piece) I am Sanji

After late autumn, the weather in the south is getting cooler day by day, the breeze is blowing, and the golden leaves are dancing like butterflies in golden autumn.

Compared with the hot summer, many people prefer spring and autumn, and someone is no exception. Lying on the balcony on the second floor with a teapot beside him, he is having a very pleasant day.

Right below the balcony, a few stones are piled up to form a rockery, and a fountain sprinkles down from the top of the rockery, surrounded by flowers and plants, the environment is very beautiful.

The abbot has a good family background, his parents started a small company together, and there is a younger sister in the family.Since graduating from university, the lazy abbot has been lying on the large balcony on the second floor every day, basking in the sun, drinking tea, playing chess and playing chess when he has nothing to do. His small life is very nourishing.

According to him, it is a blessing in life to have mountains, water and a pot of tea.

The abbot was sleeping on the recliner, humming a little song, looking very relaxed, and took a couple of sips from the teapot beside him when he was thirsty.

"Jingle Bell……"

At this time, the mobile phone on the table rang crisply, and the abbot lazily picked up the mobile phone,

"Isn't it? My little sister's phone... I'm going, I'm sorry... I hide quickly, or I'll be in trouble if she catches me!" The abbot gave a strange cry, and hurriedly put away the reclining chair.

"Brother stinky. Don't answer my phone again. Don't get caught by me, or..." A voice came to the abbot's ears, clear as a nightingale.

"Oops...you have to run away!" The abbot panicked, threw down the recliner in his hand, and hurriedly climbed over the balcony railing.

"Squeak..."

"Ouch, what the hell!" As soon as the sound of the balcony room sounded, the abbot slipped, lost his balance, and fell towards the rockery under the balcony.

"Huh? There's still no one? Could it be that they jumped over the balcony and ran away?"

The voice like a nightingale sounded again, and the abbot, who was lying in the pool under the rockery, scrambled and crawled to hide directly under the balcony.

Then a slender shadow fell from the balcony to the ground, and the abbot quickly held his breath.

"You run fast!" A moment later, the slender shadow on the ground disappeared, and the abbot who was hiding under the balcony heaved a sigh of relief.

"It hurts me to death, go hide with the fat man first, and I'll come back after she finishes shopping." The abbot made a decision in his heart, and limped towards the outside of the community.

"Okay, abbot, stop for me...or come back tonight and break your leg!" The abbot had just walked a few steps, when a crisp voice came from the balcony behind him, scaring him to run away.

"You want to catch me to go shopping, there is no way! I won't come back tonight, let's see how you break my leg!" After running for a certain distance, the abbot slowed down and looked back to make sure that the sturdy sister was not After chasing him, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Call the fat man and see where he is first." Thinking of hiding with the fat man, the abbot hurriedly looked for his mobile phone, only then did he remember that he had just left in a hurry, and the mobile phone was still on the tea table.

"It seems that we can only go to his house to try our luck!" Without a mobile phone, the abbot can only go directly to the fat man's house for a stay.

Fatty's original name was Pang Ziming, but he became a fatty when he yelled at school, and the abbot's name was so special that he was directly called a monk by some animals in the dormitory.

At the gate of the community, the abbot wanted to take a taxi, but he ran too fast, forgetting his mobile phone and even his wallet, so our abbot was in a tragedy.

I saw the abbot walking on the busy street, and the passers-by who came and went gave him strange looks. The abbot really wanted to say, what can I do? My feet slipped and my hands shook, and I fell into the water, and my clothes were soaked. Not to mention, one of the slippers was also dropped on the balcony, so this weird scene happened.

"Ah Qiu...it's so cold!" The weird eyes around him made the abbot very uncomfortable, and it was late autumn now, and a gust of wind blew in, making the abbot tremble.

"It seems that this is the home of the fat man!" The abbot was trembling all over. The cold wind made him have a splitting headache. After walking into a residential building, he felt a little more comfortable.

"Ding dong..."

In a daze, the abbot rang the doorbell, and a pretty figure appeared in his eyes after a while.

"When did this fat man have a girlfriend..." The abbot's head was a little dazed, and his eyes couldn't see clearly. It must have been the cold wind blowing after falling into the water, and he caught the wind chill.

"Who are you looking for?" The woman's red lips parted slightly, and her voice was clear and sweet.

"I'm looking for Fatty, is he here..." The abbot leaned against the door in a daze, his consciousness became more and more blurred, and his whole body began to feel weak.

"Are you okay? Sigh... what's the matter with you, don't fall!" The abbot's eyes blurred, a scent came to his nostrils, and something seemed to touch his face.

After an unknown amount of time, the abbot opened his dim eyes, and found himself lying in a familiar bedroom, with messy furnishings, rubbish all over the floor, and an unpleasant smell coming out of his nostrils.

"Monk, your mother, why are you so sick!"

As soon as the abbot opened his eyes, a mountain of flesh filled his sight instantly, and he knew without thinking that this person was Pang Ziming.

"It hurts so much, by the way, who was that beauty last night?" The abbot rubbed his temples on both sides, remembering the hazy figure, his nose seemed to be able to smell the alluring body fragrance.

"I was just about to say, why did you go to my goddess' house... I really envy me!" Fatty looked envious,

"I fainted yesterday, you ask me, who am I going to ask?" The abbot touched Zeng's soft face and said, but he thought in his heart, "I'm going to die if you, a fat man, know that me and her You have been in close contact, why don't you kneel and lick?" The abbot was secretly happy, thinking of that figure, his heart was also burning.

"By the way, what's the name of that beauty, I'll go thank you later."

"Hey, actually I don't know either!" The fat man scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

"I'm going...you still say she's your goddess, but you don't even know what she's called! I really admire you." The abbot screamed strangely, with the word "obedience" written on his face.

"Hey, it's not my fault, they just moved in two days ago!" The fat man giggled, with an innocent look on his face.

"..." The abbot was speechless,

"Don't think about it, take the medicine first." The fat man touched the abbot's forehead and found that it was still a little hot.

"Why did you escape again this time?" The fat man asked curiously after getting some antipyretics.

"Don't mention it, I'm unlucky today. Not to mention I fell into the water, and I haven't brought my mobile phone and wallet. I think my reputation as the first abbot will be ruined!" The younger sister who went out had a headache.

"Haha... No, I don't think your clothes are wet?" The fat man laughed, and then remembered that when he moved the abbot, his clothes were not wet.

"Huh?" After hearing what the fat man said, the abbot looked down. "Damn it! Could it be..." The abbot hurriedly opened his pants, and even changed into a pair of underwear, and the abbot blushed instantly.

"What's wrong with you, your face is so red?" The fat man couldn't help feeling a little worried when he saw the abbot pulled his pants open and screamed strangely, his cheeks were also slightly flushed.

"No...it's okay." The old abbot blushed and quickly put on his trousers.

"Ding dong... ding dong..."

"I don't know who it is, I'll go and see."

The doorbell rang, and the fat man walked through the rubbish-heaped room to the living room and opened the door with a creak.

"Abbot...you die for me..."

"Wenwen... don't go in, the abbot is not inside..."

A pleasant female voice came from the living room, followed by Fatty's voice.

"Damn it, I've actually chased you here..." The abbot jumped up from the bed, grabbed a handful of change on a pile of rubbish on the table, then opened the window and went straight out.

"Wenwen, Wenwen, don't go in, it's messy inside..." After a while, Fatty's voice came again,

"Squeak..."

The door of the room was opened, and the fat man was a little worried at first, but he was relieved when he found that there was no abbot in the room.

"Look, I just said he's not here."

"Fatty, you are so sloppy!" Fang Wen frowned, pinching his little nose, with a look of disgust.

"Hey, who told you, fat brother, that I'm single." The fat man smiled, a little embarrassed.

"Hmph, if you see my brother, tell him that if you don't come back tomorrow, I will throw away all the treasures in his house!" Fang Wen pinched his nose and said angrily.

"Okay, I'll tell him when I see him!" The fat man nodded heavily, with a simple and honest look on his face.

"Hmph, who doesn't know you two are wearing a pair of pants!" Fang Wen snorted coldly, turned and left casually.

"Monk... come out quickly, your sister's female Tyrannosaurus is gone!" After Fang Wen left, the fat man hurriedly closed the door.He went back to the room and called for a while, but no one responded to him.

At this time, the abbot lived on the street again, hiding and hiding along the way. Every time Fang Wen chased him so urgently, nothing good would happen. The last time I introduced a girlfriend to him, she was so strong that she could kill a cow. He was scared to death.And the last time, when he went shopping, he couldn't find him when he came back, and he was a whole mountain of mobile shopping bags.

"You fat man, what are you doing with so much change!" The abbot counted the change in his hand, a lot of which didn't even have 100 yuan, and he couldn't even find a hotel if he wanted to.

"Forget it, I'll just lay down here tonight!" The abbot looked around, bought a cheap quilt for 60 yuan, and leaned on a chair in the park.

Then night fell, the abbot was lying on a chair wrapped in a quilt, the moonlight was shining, and the starry sky looked very vast.Then a meteor flashed by, pulling out a long tail in the air.

"Look, Meteor..."

Not far from where the abbot was lying, a couple pointed at the shooting stars across the starry sky and shouted.The abbot only saw a flash of light, and then he fell asleep.

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