(One Piece) I am Sanji

Wuzhi Mountain has beautiful mountains, clear waters and pleasant scenery, just in time for the high and refreshing autumn season. The main peak with a height of 800 meters rises from the mountainside and is shrouded in mist, which is too beautiful to behold.

After the abbot settled his family, he rushed here non-stop, thinking that he was a wise man, but now he has ended up in the tragic state of being a monk with his hair cut off. The picturesque scenery along the way is not interesting to appreciate.

Stepping into the boundary of Wuzhi Mountain, a winding stone step extends into the clouds and mist. The leaves on both sides of the road are flying, and some young monks are cleaning the steps step by step with brooms.

"Little master, may your temple shave people?" Fang Wen walked in three steps and walked in two steps, and came to the little novice monk wearing a monk's robe.

"The benefactor is very polite, this temple can be ordained, but..." The little novice's eyes lit up when he heard about the ordaining.

"Little master, what's the problem?" The abbot saw that the little novice was hesitant to speak, and he was a little puzzled.

"Well, it's just that the temple has been in disrepair for a long time, and the abbot is leading people to maintain the temple. I'm afraid I don't have time to shave the benefactor now." The little novice rolled his eyes,

"I still have some incense money here, so I can count it as a contribution to your monastery!" The abbot didn't understand the truth when he heard this, so he reluctantly took out the 2 yuan given by his parents when he left home. "For the sake of my life, the abbot endured it!"

"It's so good, I'll take the benefactor to see the host!" The little novice was overjoyed when he saw that the abbot was holding two taels of money, which was probably ten or twenty thousand.

"Thank you, little master." The corner of the abbot's mouth twitched, blood dripping from his heart, this is probably the most expensive haircut ever.

"System, you have to make up for this abbot's young heart..." The heartbroken abbot asked the system to make up for the loss. Although the chances are not high, but if you don't try, who knows!

"Money comes from things outside the body, if you don't bring it with you, you don't take it with you when you die, the host has a picture"

"xjngbl (banana, you are so spicy), you must not eat or drink, this abbot can't do it!" The abbot was angry, and greeted the eighteen generations of the ancestors of the system in his heart.

"Host, be careful that this system hacks you..."

"Why, don't you let me say it out of my mouth, and don't let me scold me in my heart?" The abbot went all out, and at worst, he would receive electrotherapy again.

"..." The system was speechless for a while, and simply ignored the abbot.

"Hey, system, where did you die!" The abbot couldn't get rid of his anger, but it was a pity that the system didn't care about him at all.

"I'm angry too!" After scolding the ancestors of the system for eighteen generations in a row, the abbot was defeated, and after so long cursing into the air, most of his anger was gone.

Following the footsteps of the abbot, a monk and a layman walked into the mist clearing halfway up the mountain. The entire stone steps were faintly visible, and the ancient trees on both sides of the road could not be seen clearly.

The little novice was panting a little while walking, and the abbot only felt that his feet were numb and his whole body was dripping with sweat.The temperature on the mountainside is not high, but the abbot, who has not been trained a lot, is a bit overwhelmed by the journey.

"Little master, how long is it? I'll be exhausted if I don't arrive..." The abbot panted heavily. He originally lived a happy life with mountains, water and a pot of tea, but he had to come here to die. It's miserable.

"Hurry up, benefactor, the gate is ahead." The little novice gasped slightly, pointing to the top of the stone steps, but his eyes kept staring at the two-step bill in the abbot's hand.

The abbot looked in the direction pointed by the little novice monk, and there was indeed a red door painted ten feet high, faintly visible in the clouds and mist. The blue-gray tiles on the door showed a slight vicissitudes of life, and weeds grew under the apricot-yellow wall. .

Then the two stepped into the courtyard, and under the leadership of the young novice monk, they came to the outside of the main hall.A scent of incense was lingering, and the voice of the wooden fish was very harmonious with the monk's chanting. The abbot was in a trance, as if a giant Buddha was sitting cross-legged in the hall, with a pair of golden eyes facing him.

"The almsgiver wait a moment, I'll report to the abbot..." The little novice stopped in front of the hall gate, twitching his thumb and index finger in front of the abbot's eyes.

The abbot understood it, cursed secretly, and handed the two big banknotes in his hand to the little monk.

Greedy eyes flashed in the eyes of the little novice who got the money, and then he lowered his arms, covering them together with the things in his hands.

"A bunch of vampires!" the abbot yelled in his heart,

After the little monk entered the main hall, he whispered a few words into the ear of the host who was chanting sutras, and handed over a banknote in his hand.

At the right time, the wooden fish and the sound of chanting suddenly stopped, and the host hurriedly covered the money handed over by the little monk with a monk's robe.

"Benefactor, the abbot invites you to come over!" Then the little novice walked out of the hall and said to the abbot.

The abbot nodded, and as the little novice entered the main hall, a huge golden giant Buddha sat cross-legged in the middle of the main hall, with his huge hands making prints, and the whole Buddha statue looked dignified.On both sides of the giant Buddha, several arhats hold staffs, with solemn expressions and extraordinary momentum.

"The benefactor is polite. The old monk is abstaining from greed. This temple presides over it. Listen to Miao Hui's words. The benefactor intends to borrow this monastery to get ordained?" Jiegang's vicissitudes face is dignified, but the hands in the sleeves are holding the banknotes, and the heart is full of joy. Every day The first time a person who is living in the world comes to shave, he can make a lot of money, and he doesn't care whether he borrows a temple to practice.To put it bluntly, it is to cut your hair, shave your head, and make a lot of money easily.

"That's right, the master of quitting greed will shave it for me." The abbot hugged, since the money was spent anyway, he quickly shaved it and felt at ease,

"Very good... Miao Hui, prepare the razor!" Jie Tan nodded, it was the first time he saw a layman who was in such a hurry to shave.

Under the guidance of quitting greed, the abbot sat cross-legged on the futon in the main hall, with his eyes closed, waiting for the razor to come.

"Benefactor, this old man has used the knife..."

"Wait a minute..."

Just when Jie Greed was about to strike the knife, a pleasant voice sounded, it was really pleasant to hear.

"Master Jie Greedy, hurry up, don't stop!" The abbot trembled in his heart after the female voice sounded, his whole body was covered in cold sweat, and he quickly asked Jie Greedy to shave.

"Brother Fang, are you really so cruel?" The melodious voice came again, Jie Tan was very curious, what kind of beauty has such a beautiful voice.

"Damn it..." Just as Jie Tan turned around, he suddenly felt a churning in his stomach. Damn, there is such a strange woman in the world.I saw the woman stopped by the novice with delicate features, fair face, and thin lips that were as moist as rain, which is rare in the world.Just looking down, his swollen muscles filled his sportswear, looking like Nezha in a bad joke.

"Master Jiegang, you should shave quickly!" It's been a long time since Jiegang made a move, and the abbot was very anxious, because the woman who suddenly appeared was Niu Niu who chased him to every day and to the ground.

"Ahem... right now..." Jie Tan coughed twice, and answered again and again, understanding why the abbot was in such a hurry to be ordained and become a monk.Damn, whoever is chased by such a strong beauty will probably make the same choice as the abbot.

"This is how I heard: At one time, the Buddha was in the country of Sravasti. Only the tree was given to the Lonely Garden, and there were 250 or [-] monks together with the great monks. At that time, when the World Honored One was eating, he put on his clothes and held a bowl, and went to the great city of Sravasti to beg for food. He begged in the city. , return to this place..." Jie greedy mouth moved with the knife, under the blessing of the "Diamond Sutra", the razor in his hand kept waving, and the three thousand black hairs on the abbot's head scattered all over the ground.

"Brother Fang, I didn't expect you to be so unfeeling!" Niu Niu was blocked by several novice monks and couldn't get close to the abbot, feeling sad, but she didn't expect the abbot to be ordained as a monk, and he didn't want her to stay with her forever. "Forget it, Brother Fang, I hope that in the next life, I can meet you again!"

After Niuniu left, the abbot felt melancholy, why don't I want to marry a wife and have children?I was also forced!

"... After the meal, collect the robe and bowl, wash the feet, and sit on the seat."

After reading a volume of the Diamond Sutra on quitting covetousness, the razor was put away in his hand. At this time, the abbot's hair was shaved, and his whole bald head was shining brightly, so it was not dazzling.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for his successful shaving, and a reward of "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra", and one lottery draw." The system that had been silent for a long time bubbled up again.

""Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra"? Number of lottery draws?" The abbot touched his chilly head, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in the system gourd.

"The "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" is referred to as the "Heart Sutra". It can open up the wisdom of all things, and enable the host to obtain the blessing of Buddhism, so that evil spirits will not invade." The number is one."

"Let's try to draw a prize first..." If you don't draw for nothing, you won't be at a disadvantage anyway.

"As you wish..." The system's voice just fell, and then a huge disc appeared in the abbot's mind, divided into nine grids.

The abbot looked intently, and saw the names of six items written on them, namely "Iron Head Gong", the monk's plain clothes, [-] RMB, the hoe of the pharmacist Liulizun, a piece of rat droppings in front of the Buddha's seat, and the silk monk of Guanyin. robe, while the remaining three grids are blank.

"Damn it, what is it! Forget about the money, all the mouse shit is here, and there are three spaces, let alone thank you for participating!" What's the use of it when it arrives, can it be used to spoil the soup by throwing it in the soup.

"Congratulations to the host for answering correctly. Those three blanks are really thanks for participating. As for the mouse shit, the host will naturally know its magical effect when it is drawn." The system's weak voice sounded in the abbot's head.

"Get out, quickly give me a lottery..." The abbot was successfully irritated by the system, so he simply drew the lottery instead of competing with the system, otherwise he would be the one who suffers every time.

"I want "Iron Head Kungfu"..."Iron Head Kungfu"...don't go there...your sister!" When the abbot prayed to God and worshiped Buddha, shouted Jesus, I love you, etc., the pointer circled from "Iron Head Skill" was drawn across, and then the pointer became slower and slower, and it was about to stop on the mouse droppings in front of the Buddha seat.

"Fuck, go over, go over quickly... Oh my god, I was scared to death!" The abbot kept pushing the pointer, only to see that the pointer that was about to stop took a small step forward, and stopped in "Iron Head" in an instant. Gong "on.

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