The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

After Senju Hashirama returned, the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became.

Ah, I should have known earlier that even good friends have wives and forget their brothers. Isn’t this natural?

...Woooooooooo! ! !

Anyway, to Gui Deng, the most important thing is others, and he will spend more time with that girl. A light bulb like him who has no sense and disturbs other people's dates, no wonder he is disliked.

--Ohh Ohh ohh! ! !

Senju Hashirama is extremely sad. He doesn’t know why he feels so uncomfortable!He remembered that when he mistakenly thought Banban was buying something for the girl he liked, he didn't seem to feel anything wrong. He even felt curious and wanted to see what the girl looked like.When he came to Guideng, he was severely traumatized after just seeing a man's inhumane face.

He felt sick, dizzy, had chest pain, and felt uncomfortable.

He buried himself in bed and cried secretly all day long. At night, he felt so embarrassed that he used his transformation technique to cover the dark circles under his eyes and went to the kitchen to eat secretly.His younger brothers Senshou Wajian and Banjian were so frightened that they thought they had been robbed.

Hashirama felt so uncomfortable, and he didn't know what to do.If you usually eat something, your mood should be better. If you add more positive energy, you will feel extremely happy.But now, no matter what he eats, even the positive energy he loves most, there is a sour feeling.

No, I can’t eat. Am I going to die?

Because it's too sad?But, just such a small thing, such a small thing!What happened to me, ugh.

When he returned to the room, he smothered himself in the quilt and continued to think. He was so unreasonable and disrupted Gui Deng's date. Was Gui Deng going to break up with him?From now on, wherever he goes to play, he doesn't need to bring gifts to Gui Deng, Gui Deng won't ask for them.It was impossible for him to take Ghost Lantern to other places to see more interesting things.That's right, he never asked anyone, he just thought about it for himself.Gui Deng is a civil servant and a workaholic. He has been living in the underworld. Having a girl from the underworld accompany him to go shopping and eat desserts in the underworld is no better than his unreliable travel invitation.

Thinking this, tears fell again.

God knows how a mushroom can squeeze out so much water. Are mushrooms very absorbent?

Later, he exhausted himself and felt very upset. This... was just a small thing like a friend having a date. Why couldn't he accept it so much?It's so earth-shattering, doesn't it look like a lunatic to others?

Mushroom felt that he could no longer think. He thought about his external brain - but the external brain had been very busy with various preparations for the Five Shadows Conference during this period.

Just as he was thinking, there was a knock on the door outside.

"It's me, Brother Hashirama. You eat too little. I'll bring you some soup. Please drink as much as you like."

Hashirama's heart melted when he heard the voice coming from Wakama.In fact, he is not very close to his two younger brothers. After all, the age gap is there, but at this time, the benefits of having a younger brother are reflected.If it was Tobirama, he would definitely not give him soup or anything. At most, he would come to him after he calmed down.

Hashirama quickly opened the door and took the bowl: "Thank you, Wajian. It's okay. My brother is just in a bad mood. He will be fine after a while."

Wajama nodded: "I understand. Brother Hashirama, like Brother Tobirama, has to deal with a lot of work every day. When you are in a bad mood, talk to more people and your mood will feel better."

Hashirama nodded quickly: "Thank you, Wajian."

After coaxing the child away, he drank some soup to replenish some water.

Ah, my brother is so considerate. I heard him cry, so I brought him soup specially.

After being coaxed like this, Hashirama calmed down.Thinking about the series of operations he had done before, it was simply too embarrassing. No wonder Guideng wanted to hit him.To make Gui Deng so embarrassed in front of his girlfriend, alas, there was nothing he could do, he really couldn't control himself.

He was wondering if Gui Deng's girlfriend would be angry because of this, and he felt a little secretly happy.

...?

What is this? What did I do? How could I, a mushroom that eats positive energy, have such weird, weird, and twisted thoughts?

I can't do it anymore, I'm sick.

Hashirama planted a house full of mushrooms, but still couldn't solve his problem.

The next day had to come, and all kinds of work came one after another.But how could he have such thoughts!I was in a fuzzy state most of the time, not even concentrating on eating, let alone working.

His state affected his work too much, and soon the boss heard about it - once again, he complained that the ANBU was too omniscient, completely ignoring his personal interests! ——Take the initiative to see Hashirama’s situation.Maybe the top leader also feels that Lu Jing's recent busy meeting with the Five Shadows is quite nerve-wracking. If it's a trivial matter, it's better not to disturb the Hokage-sama.

In other words, Hashirama and Dingliang's personalities are very compatible and their interests and hobbies are very similar, but the two rarely get together.One reason is that most missions only require the dispatch of one Wood Release user, and there is no need for them to dispatch together; the other reason is that the top beam also somewhat avoids the pillars.

Even though Senju Buddhama disagrees, Dingliang still positions himself in the shadow of Senju Hashirama.It has nothing to do with whether they look similar or not. He made this choice because he admired and supported this person.However, neither Hashirama nor Lukyo nor even Uchiha Madara thought this way. Later, he became the leader of the ANBU, and these friends completely regarded him as an independent and equal existence.Lu Jing even wanted him to compete with Madara for Hokage. Just having such an idea moved Ding Liang, and he realized that he was indeed accepted and recognized by Konoha.

But I got used to hiding, so I kept hiding.Lu Jing probably noticed this problem and asked him to participate in the Five Kage Conference with Hashirama.Lord Hokage has helped him get this far, and it's time for him to take a step on his own.

He took some wine, thought about it, and chose another one instead of the one Uchiha Madara often invited Hashirama to drink.When he saw Hashirama later, he didn't say anything and asked him to drink with him.

As he drank, Senju Hashirama relaxed.After crying and telling the story, Ding Liang was surprised at first, then dumbfounded, and finally almost choked. He drank several sips before swallowing.

"Brother, you may look older, but you are still a child at heart."

This is the first time that Dingliang calls him big brother.

"Others can introduce girlfriends to you, but he can't. If he ignores you and tells you not to go to him, you will be angry and aggrieved. Brother, humans call this jealousy. It is natural to want the person you like to like you equally. matter."

--like? !

Hashirama remembered that he seemed to have talked about similar topics with someone before, yes, Tanjuro.What did he say then?He hopes that everyone will see the beauty in the important person and like him.Then Tanjuro said that it was a kind of fraternity, and only those with a broad mind could accompany him to the end.And most people, the love between human beings, is a more private love. They will be jealous, jealous, and want to be exclusive.

Senju Hashirama finally understood.At that time, he thought it was Tanjuro's blessing to him, wishing him to find a suitable partner.Now thinking about his words again - Tanjuro was complaining that he didn't understand love at all, and that Bai Sha Tian was handing out friendship cards everywhere. Only people who don't mind the grassland above their heads would accept this kind of Bai Sha Tian. ?

Senju Hashirama couldn't help but cover his head, ah ah, he was so angry!Why is he such an idiot!I didn’t understand it at all at the time!

Yes, it's not that Senju Hashirama didn't understand him at all, he just couldn't imagine things he hadn't experienced before, so he didn't think about it at all.It's like you've never seen a pig running. Even if a pig is described in detail in the book, you still don't have a concrete idea of ​​the difference between pigs and humans.

Now Hashirama understands that this feeling of jealousy is really uncomfortable. It is so different from brotherhood. Even if his friend gets married, he will feel a little empty at most. The time he can spare for someone to play with him Just become less.Not like this, just seeing the other person with others made him feel so uncomfortable that he wanted to perform a wooden escape on the spot and hang everyone on the southeast branch.

"What should I do? It must have a bad impression on me."

Senju Hashirama thought about his performance and felt like a drowned rat. His whole body was heavy and his head was drooping.

Thousand Hands comforted him: "It's okay, I have experience in this kind of thing. It's just that the impression points are a little less at the beginning, but I can always make up for it if I find a way. The key is to resolve the misunderstanding, don't be kicked out of the friend circle by the other party, and then gradually get closer and let the other party Get used to your presence. Confessions should not be too impulsive and must be natural, otherwise the possibility of rejection is very high. The most important thing is to be thick-skinned enough! This is the most important! Brother, let me tell you, men have no partners. It’s not shameless enough. As long as you are shameless, you can chase your partner. This is what my adoptive father told me. After I put it into practice, I feel that it is absolutely right!"

Senju Hashirama quickly wrote it down, nodding from time to time, and at the same time he was full of admiration for his adoptive father.This makes sense. My son Tankuro caught up with Yiwoza just because he was shameless!

Thousand Hands said: "As for quarreling and apologizing, you have to get the timing right. If it's too fast, people are still angry and don't want to listen to you at all. If it's too slow, they will feel that you don't take it seriously and their favorability towards you will drop. I usually It depends on the situation. If the situation is ok, just go and coax Mito. If not, wait until the next day. As long as he doesn't scold or attack you when he sees you, then there is still a chance. If the situation is ok, you can pretend to be pitiful. You can use any tricks. Anyway, in private What happens between two people cannot be seen by others."

So Dingliang opened a small stove for Zhujian and told him all the hundreds of tricks on how to pick up his wife.

Hashirama was puzzled, how could Dingliang know so much?

Ding Liang had a Buddhist look on his face: "That's because I have a sister who is engaged in intelligence work."

Oh, I have forgotten that the sister Chizuru, the daughter of her adoptive father, was once an intelligence agent under Hinata. Her workplace at that time was located in Flower Street, so it was no wonder that she had these things at her fingertips.

Hashirama once again felt in awe of all the intelligence-type female ninjas. Women are inherently scary, and the intelligence-type female ninjas are simply unfathomable!