The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Senju Hashirama was too curious about why his good friend was anxious about Izuna's marriage, so he agreed to pick out gifts together.

As soon as the two of them went shopping, Hashirama, who was originally bound to accompany him, bought a lot of things. Especially considering that he also had a young son, he bought some children's toys.

Uchiha Madara, on the other hand, was so picky that he couldn't decide what he wanted to buy.

Jewelry and the like, he thought it was too ambiguous and he didn't develop it to that extent. Giving such things away would give people the wrong hint.Even if he wanted to help his brother find a partner, he would never deceive others' feelings.

But he felt that he couldn't get rid of small accessories and so on, and he was petty.It is conceivable that the younger brother of the Uchiha clan leader would always find it strange to give a girl a small pendant.

The expensive ones are too expensive, the cheap ones are too cheap, the ones that suit women's preferences are a little girly, and the ones that don't match at all are too dull.In short, he looked around and found nothing that caught his eye.

Hashirama is the complete opposite to him, he looks cute in everyone, and holding down his hand that keeps buying and buying also makes Uchiha Madara waste his energy.

"I asked you to accompany me to choose, but you can buy them all yourself!"

Banban was furious.

Hashirama said proudly: "That's right, you don't have three sons."

Banban's eyes widened: "What? Three? Why are there more! What kind of god is so capable of giving birth!"

He felt that Hashirama’s mysterious wife was too extraordinary!

Hashirama answered straightforwardly: "It's nothing, it's not just one, there are three in total, no, four..." There are three culture media, right?Counting the culture medium that was changed later, that’s four.

Uchiha Madara turned into gray and discolored plaster.

How could he be so completely defeated?He doesn’t even have one!I didn’t expect Hashirama to be a playboy!Is this the legendary saying that the more honest and popular a man looks, the more beautiful he becomes?

"There are so many, and you don't think about bringing any of them back, Senju?"

Hashirama waved his hand casually: "Ah, it's okay. The environment at home is not suitable for raising children. It is better to raise them outside."

Look, Tobirama raised his son so malnourished that he abused the child because he loved the child too much.So, just keep it free.

spot:……

Madara Uchiha made up a lot of love, hate, and hatred among the Senju family. In addition, the top member of the Senju family looked similar to Hashirama, so the love, hatred, and hatred became even more exciting.

Tsk, it seems that every family has a sutra that is difficult to recite.

Hashirama happened to see a backpack. The pattern painted on the bag was a face. No matter how you looked at it, it looked like a snapdragon's face.Hashirama took the bag and took a look at it. The more he looked at it, the more it looked like snapdragons.

Of course, this thing is a matter of opinion. People who have never seen snapdragons may just look at it with a very strange and dull face.

"This is quite interesting." Madara also saw it and reached out to take it, "Izuna must like it."

Senju Hashirama held the bag in his hand without letting go.

Uchiha Madara's black man had a question mark face, and he couldn't figure out what he meant.

Hashirama looked serious: "I took my fancy first!"

Madara was unhappy: "Huh? You didn't pay, and your name wasn't written on this, why can't I take it?"

Hashirama: "Whoever gets it first will be his."

Madara: "Childish! Boss, how much does this cost? I want it!"

Hashirama: "Boss, double, I want it!"

Madara: "Boss, three times!"

Hashirama: "Five times!"

Boss: "Okay, you two adults, I'll give you the original price, just one for each of you. This is a mass product, not just one."

...Awkward, this is Cambridge today.

Upon hearing this, Madara let go: "Forget it, the gift I give to my brother must be unique."

While paying the bill, Hashirama wondered: "You weren't going to give it to that little girl, so why did you buy a gift for your brother instead?"

Madara: "These are two different things. As soon as I saw this, I thought my brother would like it."

This brother-in-law is hopeless.

Then Uchiha Madara added: "And if you buy this for Tobirama, and I buy it for Izuna, they won't be a couple anymore, how can it be appropriate?"

Senju Hashirama put the bag away: "You think too much. If you measure the product, won't it be proven that it is a hot-selling product if many people buy it? What are you thinking about?"

Besides, this isn't for Tobirama. If his brother has a scroll, why would he use it in a bag? It would be unnecessary.

Uchiha Madara didn't say a word, but judging from his pursed lips, he was very concerned, very concerned.

After that, the two of them shopped around again, and finally chose an exquisite jade bookmark that didn't have much special meaning and could be given to a friend.

In order to learn ninjutsu, ninjas must have a fairly good literacy rate, especially chuunin and ninja. Without literacy, it is impossible to specialize in advanced ninjutsu.Since she is a girl that Uchiha Madara can think is worthy of his younger brother Izuna, she must have a good status and status, she must be literate, and she can give her a jade bookmark. '

Seeing Madara Uchiha carefully selecting bookmarks, Senju Hashirama always felt that this matter was still weird.But he had warned Banban before, and besides, he couldn't tell what was wrong.Forget it, Banban just wants to find a girlfriend for his brother, and it’s nothing to choose gifts for him to give to girls... right?

...? ? ?

I still feel something is particularly strange.

"Banban, if you didn't hand it over to your brother, but went up to give her the bookmark directly, wouldn't she misunderstand that it was you?"

That's right, Watson finally discovered the blind spot!

Madara Uchiha seemed to have not considered this issue before. When he was mentioned in this way, he immediately realized: "That's right, it's okay. I will attach a card when the time comes, and when I give it to her, I will explain that it is from my brother."

Senju Hashirama still felt something was not right.He thought again, forget it, since Banban said there was no problem, it should be fine.

When buying the card, the merchant also enthusiastically recommended a ghostwriting service. The writing by the ghostwriter is more beautiful, and the poems are all ready-made. You can just choose one at random, which is much easier than pondering on it yourself.When Banban heard this, he added some money without saying a word, and asked a ghostwriter to finish the writing and put the cards and bookmarks in the packaging box.

After buying a gift and settling a big event, Uchiha Madara breathed a sigh of relief.

Senju Hashirama was really curious, but no matter how he asked, Banban wouldn't let go.Unable to think of a reason, Hashirama put it down in advance and ran to the Yama Hall as a counter-spiritual.

What a coincidence, the ghost lamp is not here today.

King Yama was helpless: "What a coincidence. Gui Deng just went out for afternoon tea. Maybe you can go to the store he often goes to and look for it. Ah, by the way, there's that - something happened here recently. In short, if After seeing the ghost lantern, everything he says has a reason, don’t get me wrong.”

Hashirama nodded: "Understood! It's about work, I won't disturb his work!"

King Yama wanted to say something else, but Hashirama had already disappeared.

King Yama sighed: "Let nature take its course."

Hashirama knew the taste of Oni Deng, and often heard him talk about the shops he often went to. He quickly found one of them, and from a distance he saw Oni Deng sitting at the table, drinking something.

"Ah, ghost-light?"

The man who originally stretched out his hand to shout found his hand stiff.

up in the air.

Opposite the ghost lamp, sat a woman, a woman!

She is a very cute girl with dark eyes and a baby face.

...? !

Are you dating?

Senju Hashirama felt his heart was strange and put down his hand. Just as he was thinking about whether to leave or stay, the ghost lamp also saw him.

This way it can only be passed.

Senju Hashirama put down his hand and walked over, feeling even more embarrassed.

It's such a bad time to come.

"What's wrong? What happened again?"

Gui Deng asked matter-of-factly.

Hashirama was awkward: "What, I can't come and play with you if you have nothing to do?"

The girl was startled: "Ah, this, who is this...?"

Ghost Deng Tablet's answer: "It's an insignificant guy, don't worry about it."

Hashirama: "——!!! I'm hurt, Ghost Light! How could you do this to me! Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm no longer the sweetheart in your heart!"

Gui Deng couldn't help but hit him with a mace: "That's not the case before! Don't look for trouble! If you have nothing to do, just go back. This is not the place you should be!"

Compared with the bleeding head, Senju Hashirama felt more bitter in his heart: "You hit me, you hit me for her, you have changed, wuwuwuwu ghost lamp big idiot!!!"

Then the man burst into tears~~o(>_

The audience was dumbfounded.

Other customers and even the shop owner looked at the ghost lantern with shocked eyes.

What is this, a cheating scene?Or is the man being cheated on by the woman?Ah, is it Mr. Ghost Lantern?Oh, that’s okay, whatever happens to Master Gui Deng is normal.

The ghost lamp glanced at the people present, and everyone shrank their necks and pretended that nothing happened.

"Here," the girl said a little embarrassed, "did your friend misunderstand something?"

Gui Deng took back the mace: "No misunderstanding, ignore him, let's continue talking about the event promotion. Peach, you are the ambassador of Snapdragon, representing the image of Snapdragon, you must not screw it up."

Gui Deng paused and picked up the strange-looking bag from the ground.

Mi Tao couldn't help but said: "What a strange bag, does it look strangely familiar?"

Guideng patted the bag: "The surrounding areas of Yangjian are still very well made. It highlights the temperament of snapdragons more than what we designed."

Peach continues to have black lines. What kind of temperament is she? A silly temperament?All I can see is that this face is so stupid!

After talking about the business, Gui Deng went back to Yama Hall, and was not surprised to be stared at by King Yama with reproachful eyes.

"What on earth did you do to make such an older man come back crying, and he waited for you for a long time before leaving. If you have something to say, there is no need to make him cry, right?"

Gui Deng glared at the King of Hell: "It's not you, why do you allow him to run around in the underworld! I have already said that next time I see him, I will just throw him back! You actually told him where I am?"

King Yama muttered: "It's not that you have too few friends. It's hard to find someone who often comes to play with you."

Ghost Deng said: "Anyway, there won't be a next time!"

King Yama: "Ghost Lantern——"

"no next time!"

"Oh. This bag seems to be..."

"I picked it up. What's your problem?"

"No.",Please remember:,.