The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Senju Hashirama made a lot of preparations, but none of them were actually used.

First of all, let me explain that he can enter the underworld by the door, so every time he has to walk to the Yama Hall.He is always walking around, and all the ghost servants in Yama Hall know him. Not only do they not stop him, but they also say hello when they meet.

As a result, this time, he was stopped directly outside.

"Sorry, Lord Hashirama, this is Lord Ghost Light's order. You see, it's not easy for me to do this either."

The ghosts said this, and Hashirama could only avoid them and sneak into the Yama Hall.

As a result, King Yama looked embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, Hashirama, you'd better go back. When the ghost lamp sees you here, it's time to hit me again."

Senju Hashirama couldn't accept it: "Why?!"

King Yama hesitated: "Actually, you shouldn't come to Yama Hall casually in the first place. After all, this is a place of judgment. Not to mention you, the living, even the dead are not allowed to walk around casually. Just like the Daming Mansion in your world will let you Do you ninjas walk away casually? But you are Guideng's friend, so we all turn a blind eye. Now Guideng says you are not allowed to come in, and is just following the original rules. I hope you can understand, it is difficult for us to do. .”

This is the case with many things. Look at human feelings and look at the Buddha's face, and I'll give you a wide berth. But once you handle it strictly, it's impossible to relax casually.

Before, King Yama thought that Hashirama was a friend of Ghost Light, and it was normal for him to visit his friend.And Ghost Light himself didn't treat Hashirama as a human being at all, just like whether Snapdragon needs access control to enter?No, this is just a large mushroom.

Senju Hashirama was very frustrated: "Can't I see the ghost lamp and explain it to him?"

He really didn't mean to interrupt the ghost light's date, really!He just, just couldn't hold it back, alas.

King Yama couldn't help but let out some words: "It doesn't matter whether you explain or not, it's not because of you."

Hashirama: "What's going on?"

Just as King Yama was about to say something, he heard a cough from behind him. He immediately sat up straight and pretended not to say anything.

Gui Deng came over and looked at him with an indifferent expression.

"There is nothing to explain. This is something that should have been done a long time ago. You are a living person and should not have stayed in hell. Because I was too indulgent to you, the order of hell was disrupted. You should go back to where you should go. This place, the underworld is not where you should come. Or do you want to die immediately and become a revenant?"

Hashirama: "But..."

Ghost Lantern: "No problem, get out. Don't disturb the order of our underworld."

Hashirama was carried out by other ghosts. He didn't even resist and allowed them to carry him away.

"Master Hashirama, I'm sorry, please go back first. If you have anything to do, we can talk about it in two days."

A ghost mission advised him.

…In two days, he really won’t forgive me in two days.

Hashirama thought of the strategy that Dingliang gave him. Many times when the other party is angry, he will get angry and tell you to get out. But if you really get out, the other party will feel that you are not sincere and don't care at all, and his heart will become cold towards you. , that’s really cool.

Moreover, judging from Guideng's expression, he was very serious this time.

Is he really not allowed to enter the Yama Hall?

Senju Hashirama knew that, even if others didn't mention it, Gui Leng almost lived in the Yama Hall, and had his own room in the Yama Hall.Originally an orphan, Gui Deng was alone in the underworld. He made a few friends, but they soon found themselves in different jobs.Ghost Deng himself became alone again. He became a civil servant and was appreciated by King Yama.

At that time, the underworld was not so orderly. It was the ghost lamps and King Yama who established it step by step to form the current structure.It can be said that this Yama Hall is his masterpiece, his child, and his greatest effort and achievement to Gui Deng.Many people don't understand why he is a workaholic. For you, does taking care of your children count as work?This is a place that Ghost Lantern loves and values.

——This is all what Hashirama learned when he came to the underworld and chatted with the ghosts.

Precisely because of knowing this, Senju Hashirama was refused entry into Yama Hall, and felt extremely sad.Even so, it was impossible for him to forcefully break into Yama Hall again, otherwise Guideng would really get angry.But if we really don’t go to Yama Hall anymore and ghost lanterns don’t come out often, doesn’t that mean we can’t see them anymore and can’t explain them?

Senju Hashirama fell into a deadlock.

He thought about it and wrote some words of apology. He also didn't want Gui Deng to be so angry. Even if he no longer went to Yama Luo Hall, he still wanted to meet and chat with Gui Deng. Please don't abandon his friend Yun Yun so cruelly.In short, he begged for forgiveness in a pitiful tone as much as possible, and asked the ghost messenger to hand the letter in.

The ghost messenger came back after delivering the letter and told him that Master Gui Deng had always had a gloomy face. In this case, he did not dare to ask Master Gui Deng to reply to the letter.

Senju Hashirama was waiting not far from the gate of Yama Hall.

After waiting for a long time, there was no reply.However, the ghost messenger came over again and said that Master Gui Deng said that you are an obstruction to the city's appearance, so don't stand here.

Between the pillars: ...

He was so sad that he wandered nearby for a long time, unwilling to leave.

As a result, while wandering around, he met the girl who had tea with Gui Deng last time.

Senju Hashirama was even more sad. He went over to apologize to the girl, saying that he didn't mean to cause trouble last time, and asked her to forgive him, and also asked Guideng not to be angry with him.

The girl was also helpless: "It's meaningless for you to tell me this. Really, I was just selected to be the Snapdragon Ambassador. Last time I talked to him about official matters. I think it's better for you to talk to him directly when you meet him."

When he said this, Hashirama felt even more uncomfortable.

After seeing him, he was kicked out. He didn't want to see him anymore. He didn't reply to his letters because he disliked him.

"Even if you think it's just business, Guideng may not think so. He may be interested in you——"

The girl immediately crossed her hands in front of herself: "Only this is impossible, even delusions are impossible. I know very well about myself. Master Gui Deng is very indifferent to everyone. If I fall, he can make me fall." I caught the man and threw it to the ground, and there was no way he and I would do it."

This kind of naivety in comic novels that doesn't understand women is indeed a source of hilarious laughter, and it looks cute from an objective point of view.But in actual encounter, you definitely don’t want to be this kind of person’s girlfriend.

And, to be honest, if a person is interested in you, even if he is a fool, he will be extra careful and pay attention to some things, because he does not want to make the person he likes unhappy or hate himself.

Anyone who dares to be so stupid to you can only prove that he has no interest in you at all.

Of course, if you really like him and are willing to work hard to get him to become more interested in you and correct his naive behavior, that's another story.

But Mi Tao didn't think she liked this hell assistant officer that much.

You are quite handsome, but no matter how handsome you are, if a man treats you like boiled water, the blow to a woman's self-esteem is already devastating enough.

After hearing this, Hashirama didn't feel any better.This can only mean that the ghost lantern driving him has nothing to do with the girl, but other reasons.

Ah, it might as well be related!If it doesn't matter, doesn't it mean that Guideng just hates him disturbing the order of the underworld and doesn't want to see him again?

Senju Hashirama felt miserable and couldn't help but find a shop and start drinking.

Why, what did I do wrong?Just because I am a living person?But there is a person born in the midst of fire, power and weakness. You still welcome him and want him to be the secretary of King Yama.Can't I?Although I can’t be a secretary, I can always be a thug, right?Why don't you consider that after I die, I can become a thug in the Yama Hall, so that I can go in now?

What did I do wrong? What haven’t I done recently?

Could it be that... someone reported me?Are you saying that I am a living person who casually enters the Hall of Hell?The ghost lamp saw the report letter, so he was dealt with it strictly?

When Hashirama was still wondering which thunder he had stepped on, a long-haired boy came over on his own and sat across from him.

"Ah, why are you drinking alone, this...'living person'?"

Hashirama was stunned for a moment, then looked up at the young man.

The long burgundy hair was spread around his waist, and the color of the hair reflected in the black eyes was a bit red. This was a new face, one that Hashirama had never seen before in the underworld.

However, the mobility of the underworld is also very high, so it is not surprising that it has not been seen before.

But what he said revealed that he was a living person, which surprised Hashirama.I remember that when Zhu Jian first arrived in the underworld, Gui Deng and the others didn't realize that Zhu Jian was a living person, and they didn't find out until Zhu Jian came to find him.The yin energy in the underworld is so strong that sometimes even ghosts have difficulty distinguishing the difference between the living and the dead.

"No, I just...I had an argument with a friend and was a little sad. I wanted to apologize, but he didn't even want to see me."

Hashirama became even sadder as he spoke, sniffling and holding back from crying.

"That's because you are a living person, isn't it?" The young man said with a smile, "The dead and the living should not have intersected in the first place. It is very rare for a living person like you to wander around the place where the dead are. It's hard to say. Be obedient, you are just a stowaway and a gangster. Do you know why the underworld can maintain a certain order? No one wants to be judged, so why do all the undead obey the judgment issued by the Hall of Hell? "

With that said, the young man poured himself a glass of wine and took a sip.

"It's because all the undead are 'undead'! The existence of the undead itself is weaker and easier to be distorted and changed by powerful consciousness. When the 'judgment system' is established and must implement such body consciousness, this restraint will The powerful effect is on all the undead that enter this range. The living - possessing bodies and strong vitality, this restraint is too weak for the living. This is why the underworld does not welcome the living. They are outside the system, Unregulated, unfettered.”

As he said that, the young man narrowed his eyes and looked at him: "If you like it here, why not consider joining here? As long as you are included in this system and are also bound, you will naturally not be excluded."

Hashirama was shocked: "Are you trying to persuade me to return to the west quickly?"

The boy puffed out the wine, coughed and laughed for a long time before stopping.

"No, I suggest you join this system. There is a way for living people to join the system - just become a messenger from the spirit world. Become a direct subordinate of the Shaman King, sign a contract with him, and become a spirit world messenger. Envoys can naturally walk in yin and yang."