Single dogs start with the protection of elves

"Start now, the eighth set of training exercises, stay put and walk."

"one two three four five six seven eight,"

"Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,"

When Chen Xiaojiao went crazy, Tang Haoran was doing exercises.

Exercising at home lacks a little shame, but the effect is the same.

As expected, I only practiced once and all three values ​​increased by 0.1. I felt refreshed and in better health.

"Start now, the eighth set of training gymnastics"

Tang Haoran did not stop and was ready to continue practicing.

He wanted to try it a second time to see if it had the same effect.

"Ding, my body function is insufficient and I cannot continue to practice."

"Ding, if you practice forcefully, there is a high chance that it will cause backlash and cause irreversible serious internal injuries."

The Hat Elf immediately issued a warning.

Tang Haoran silently chose to stop. He was disappointed and felt that it was natural.

If there were no restrictions on "gymnastics" and he could practice repeatedly, it would only take a day or two for his various attributes to increase dramatically and become a magical being like the Hulk.

But is this normal? It's obviously not normal.

"Food, you have to eat it one bite at a time."

Tang Haoran sighed softly and stopped worrying about this matter.

But he was still thinking in his mind, although the crazy value can be used as money, it would be too wasteful to use it as money. Wouldn't it be better to use it as a super power like "Miaoshou Rejuvenation"?

"Let's continue the lottery."

Tang Haoran made a decision quickly.

He has no use for the things in the novice mall for the time being. Good things can only be obtained through lottery. It would be great if he could draw another skill book.

"Ding"

The lottery interface appears and the pointer starts to rotate.

Tang Haoran stared closely and kept praying in his heart, don't "Thank you for participating"

"Ding, thank you for participating."

I rely on

What are you afraid of?

Tang Haoran was disappointed, gritted his teeth and tried again.

Twenty seconds later.

"Ding, thank you for participating."

Thanks again for participating

Tang Haoran was speechless. The hat elf is so cheating. Thank you for participating. Is it easy for me to raise 1000 to go crazy?

Damn it, come again

"Ding, thank you for participating."

Third time shorting.

Tang Haoran's face turned pale. Three thousand points of madness.

He now seriously suspects that a certain treasure group is behind the lottery.

Only that group of cheaters can achieve this kind of probability.

I don’t believe it anymore

Tang Haoran was furious and drew the fourth prize

"Ding, thank you for participating."

Thank you uncle

Tang Haoran was completely speechless. He only had 977 points of madness left, which was not enough to draw again.

According to the principle of probability lottery, after several consecutive failures, the chance of success is greatly increased. He used to play games to upgrade weapons, and he often played this way. If he draws again, the chance of getting something good will greatly increase.

Where to get 23 o'clock?

When he was struggling, two people and a dog came towards him.

When the two saw Tang Haoran, the woman's eyes were red and the man's face was ugly. They were the lovely couple who harmed the community.

"Hi, uncle and aunt"

Tang Haoran went up to him excitedly and greeted with a smile: "I'm out walking my grandson again."

walking grandson

Walk your sister's grandson

You are the grandson

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Wu Shufen."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Yang Dawei."

The two of them were immediately depressed.

The aunt turned around to look for a knife and wanted to chop the bastard to death, but was forcefully dragged away by the uncle again.

You can't win by scolding, you can't beat

This little bastard is nothing. He doesn't act according to common sense. We can't afford to offend him.

“Not friendly at all”

Tang Haoran felt hurt and so sad

But in this day and age, there are really not many friends who give money when they meet.

Don't be sad, draw a lottery

The lottery interface appears again

"Ding, congratulations, master, for obtaining the second-level high-grade spiritual skill, a passionate kiss."

A silver light falls down,

Integrated into Tang Haoran's eyebrows

The hat elf then introduced his skills:

"A Passionate Kiss" is a second-level high-grade disgusting spiritual skill. Throwing a passionate kiss to the opponent will cause the opponent to have negative reactions such as dizziness, chest tightness, nausea, nausea and vomiting, and pregnancy backlash. The effect depends on the mental level of both parties, and can be increased by consuming madness points.

Note: It may have the opposite effect on the target who admires you. Please use it with caution.

After seeing this introduction,

Tang Haoran was stunned for several minutes.

Disgusting skills

passionate kiss

And this super power

Dizziness, chest tightness, nausea, nausea and vomiting. The effect is so rubbish.

There will be pregnancy later

Damn it, I'm fighting, why am I still pregnant?

Well, even if a woman can get pregnant, what should a man do? To put it another step back, even if a man can get pregnant, then who does this child belong to? If there is a fight, I will be happy to be a father.

I do not want it

mmp, elves are too unreliable

"Elf, come out, what's going on with this skill?" Tang Haoran asked angrily.

"Please explore the skill effects on your own." The elf was silent for a while and replied weakly.

Tang Haoran was furious,

He probably doesn’t know about the elves either.

That's it, that's it,

Ignore this piece of shit

Having been defrauded of all his living expenses, and unwilling to pawn money off, Tang Haoran had no choice but to find a way to make money.

He originally wanted to use his magical rejuvenation skills to treat people's illnesses, but this thing was too fantasy, the effect was terrifying, and it was easily missed by interested people.

But the talent market has turned around, and he has doubts about life:

Either it’s a long-term job in a factory, with low wages, not to mention long working hours, or it’s a scam job like selling insurance, where the initial income is meager and it’s hard to live and feed; if you want to have income in a short period of time, you can only work as a delivery person Takeaway or bottled water, but you need to bring your own transportation if you want to deliver takeout

Tang Haoran was very confused.

I am a time traveler, a graduate from a medical university, and I came out to deliver bottled water. It’s too embarrassing to be in this plane.

Forget it, find another place.

Check out other job markets.

After taking the bus for more than ten stops, I arrived at Nancheng and encountered a bustling scene.

A man in his thirties in a suit was sitting outside the window of a high-rise building, smoking a cigarette lonely in the wind. He looked as if he wanted to jump off the building.

Yes, just jump off the building

"Young man, there is no obstacle that cannot be overcome."

An old security guard held up a loudspeaker and began to persuade.

In fact, he was so dazzled that he didn't even see clearly where the young man was.

"Don't come up"

The person who jumped from the building took a deep breath and looked down melancholy.

The police haven't arrived yet, but a large crowd has gathered downstairs.

Jumping off a building is so rare that people who eat melons are very excited. They call friends to come and watch, and excitedly discuss with others, what will happen later, will their heads explode into rotten watermelons, or will their bodies How many pieces should it be broken into?

As a result, more and more onlookers came

“Selling melon seeds and peanut eight-treasure porridge”

“Beer, drinks, mineral water”

"Little bench, little grasshopper, twenty-one."

"Telescope, thirty yuan, can see clearly and far away"

Some traders saw the business opportunity and took the opportunity to sell loudly.

Don't tell me, business is booming, there is an endless stream of customers, more than 20 telescopes are out of stock in the blink of an eye.

A group of old men and women lined up with benches, eating melon seeds and watching people jump off the building

It's so festive, it feels like watching a big show

It's too much

"Give way and don't block the road."

Tang Haoran couldn't stand it anymore and strode forward.

The guys thought the police were coming and quickly moved out of the way, only to find that it was a young man coming.

"It's not the police. Why is he yelling?"

"Maybe plainclothes, or a negotiator on TV."

"She should be a negotiator, why are you in plainclothes?"

The crowd eating melon seeds talked a lot and kept using their imagination to think about Tang Haoran's identity. Even the security guard looked at him with excitement.

I'm so lonely, someone finally came to help me

"Give me the horn."

Tang Haoran spoke unceremoniously.

The old security guard quickly handed over the speaker.

"Are you going to dance or not?"

"I've been waiting impatiently"

Tang Haoran roared upstairs.

The person who jumped from the building trembled and almost fell down. The people around him were also buzzing and fell down.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 688 crazy points from Gu Yunxiang."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 38 crazy points from Zhong Erwa."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 62 crazy points from Chen Weiwei"

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 54 crazy points from Wang Haibo."

Next door to Mara,

What are you doing

Are you afraid that he won't be able to jump down?

As a negotiator, shouldn't you say some sensational words such as "You are not even afraid of death, why are you afraid of living?" "What will happen to your parents, wife and children if you die?"

I rely on,

This brainless expert,

Not professional at all

"If you want to jump, jump. If you don't jump, get out. Don't occupy the latrine and don't poop."

Tang Haoran roared again, making his ears buzz.

Is it a human saying to occupy a latrine and not take a shit?

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 788 crazy points from Gu Yunxiang."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 38 crazy points from Chen Sanlou"

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 62 crazy points from Luo Bu Tou."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 54 points of madness from Korean."

Another wave of madness is coming

Everyone is speechless. Can you speak? What does it mean to stand in the pit and not shit? He is jumping off the building. Is there anyone else competing with him for position?

Bullshit expert, shut up.

The old security guard blushed and tried to snatch the speaker back.

The man who jumped off the building was so angry that he almost had a heart attack: "You can jump if you can."