Single dogs start with the protection of elves

"Tch, I'm not a fool."

Tang Haoran shrugged and sneered loudly: "When you say you are standing in the latrine without shit, it means that someone has been thinking about you for a long time, sleeping with your wife, beating your children, and spending your money to dance. If you want to dance, just dance quickly. The old man next door The king is impatient."

Lao Wang next door is waiting impatiently

my grass

There is a huge area around

This dog expert speaks so harshly

You have a grudge against him, are you afraid that he won't jump down?

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 999 crazy points from Gu Yunxiang."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Wang Fugui."

"Ding, congratulations to the owner, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Ergou."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Xiong Chumo."

This time, directly full screen 99 points

The surrounding audience went crazy and wanted to rush up and beat this expert to death.

He wants to jump off the building, but you are still so angry with him. Is this a deliberate attempt to make him mad to death?

"you"

The man who jumped from the building was so angry that he suffered internal injuries

He doesn't have any children, but he has a wife, and he's very pretty. The most important thing is that his next door neighbor happens to be named Wang.

Next door, Lao Wang

Lao Wang is an old bachelor who often comes here to have a meal. I didn’t think anything of it at first, but now I suddenly think about it, this bastard must have an agenda.

Damn it, we can't let him succeed.

"If you feel uncomfortable, jump quickly."

Seeing his hesitation, Tang Haoran continued to use hurtful words: "Everyone, please stand aside. Don't get splattered with blood. There's no need to call 120. Just call the funeral home. If you jump from such a height, the Hulk won't be saved."

my grass

Another wave of madness.

Heartache, stomach pain, liver pain, body pain

Several old ladies with weak hearts almost died on the spot.

The man who jumped from the building was even more angry and jumped up angrily. Everyone couldn't help but despair. They lowered their heads and looked for guys everywhere to beat the dog expert to death.

You bitch, you killed a life.

The person who jumped off the building shouted:

"I won't dance anymore"

The world is silent

Logical thinking suddenly got stuck.

what's the situation

If you say you won’t jump, you won’t jump.

What about basic trust between people?

How can you listen to him for a few words and then change your mind?

How long have we all been waiting for you?

I’ve taken the bench and bought it, and I’ve cracked the melon seeds, but you really don’t dance anymore.

While everyone was looking at him with doubts, the person who jumped from the building turned around gracefully and swaggered into the window.

But, accidentally, my feet slipped

"Oh no"

The person who jumped from the building screamed and fell in the air: "I, I don't really want to jump."

"buzz"

In a hurry, a layer of halo suddenly appeared on the body

The strength of this man's arms increased sharply, and he grabbed the protective fence on the sixth floor with one hand, trying to forcefully slow down, but the protective fence could not bear it, and instead of hanging him up, he grabbed him and smashed the window with him. Down

"boom"

The person fell into the green belt.

The protective fence then came down, knocking him into the pit.

"It's so exciting. It's amazing."

"Look, are you dead? Are you dead?"

A group of people rushed forward excitedly and moved the protective fence.

But I saw that the body of the person who jumped from the building was twisted, his bones were broken, his tendons were broken, his mouth and nose were bleeding, he was dying, and he was about to die.

The person who jumped from the building: "Don't move, don't touch me. Call 120. Call an ambulance. I can still save you."

Everyone was surprised when they heard this and quickly dialed 120.

"He didn't even fall to death"

Tang Haoran's face was full of surprise. Seeing the pain on the face of the jumper, he actually stepped forward and slapped him.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 999 crazy points from Gu Yunxiang."

The person who jumped from the building was stunned for a moment, his face was dull.

"Your sister, what are you doing?"

"You are a fake expert. No matter how much hatred you have against him, you will not let him go until you die."

"Drag him out, don't let him touch him"

"The police are here, tell them quickly"

The people eating melon seeds were furious and excited, and they pushed Tang Haoran out.

Everyone was enraged, and no one noticed that the jumper's injuries improved rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Ding, get rid of the large amount of blood on the head."

"Ding, the lungs and liver injuries have been repaired"

"Ding, thirteen bones have been reset."

"Ding, cure massive bleeding from the five internal organs."

"Ding, eliminate kidney, gallbladder, and ureteral stones"

"Ding, heal the old internal injuries in the body"

"Ding, cure severe kidney deficiency and impotence."

At the level invisible to the naked eye, many changes were completed quickly. The person who had jumped from the building and was dying recovered within half a minute.

In addition, the old internal injuries in his body were completely eliminated, and even the impotence that made him feel extremely low self-esteem was cured.

This person was also very human, and he could clearly feel that all of this came from Tang Haoran's slap in the face.

"Give way, I'm fine"

Not afraid of shocking the world, the jumper jumped up: "Expert, where was the expert just now?"

Damn it, I'm not even dead

Are you a superman and can you still get up?

At this time, Tang Haoran was already outside Li Xu.

"A dog bites Lu Dongbin, but it doesn't recognize a good heart."

Tang Haoran gasped and sat down angrily: "It's worth a thousand points of madness. If it weren't for my kindness and hospitality, he would be dead. At least I borrowed several thousand points of madness from him." It’s worth it, so I don’t care about the details.”

Open the Properties panel to reveal today's status.

"Host: Tang Haoran"

"Level: Ordinary"

"Physique: 1.4"

"Strength: 1.5"

"Spirit: 1.5"

"Crazy points: 9887 points"

"Extraordinary skills: rejuvenation with a wonderful hand, a passionate kiss

"Exercise Technique: The Eighth Set of Exercises"

I'll go there, 9887 o'clock, so fast

Tang Haoran was so pleasantly surprised. He wasn't so ungrateful just now, but he actually made so many people crazy.

When I opened the record panel, I saw that there were nearly 100 crazy records.

Suddenly, Tang Haoran discovered something unusual

This Gu Yunxiang’s numerical value is a bit abnormal.

"What's going on? Others are spending tens or tens of points, but he is risking hundreds or hundreds of points and he has contributed nearly 4000 points. There won't be a bug, right?" Tang Haoran was very puzzled.

He wanted to summon the elf to ask, but quickly held back

Now that a bug has appeared, how can we just let it go? If we don’t increase the madness value, we are worthy of the word bug.

Find someone to try

He walked along the street, looking for a place with many people.

As soon as I turned the corner of the street, I saw a group of people gathered on the roadside, and exclamations were heard from time to time.

Tang Haoran immediately got in. There were three old men sitting on the ground, wearing black clothes and holding crutches. Each had an ancient tray in front of them. They looked quite mysterious. They were street magicians.

To put it nicely, he is called a magician.

To put it mildly, he is a street liar.

"Let's see"

A magician points his finger.

The three nails on the tray in front of him suddenly jumped up, quickly stretched and thinned, and automatically distorted their shapes, like three lifelike nail men, dancing briskly to the rhythm on the tray.

“Oh my God, it’s so amazing, I can’t believe it.”

"The world is so big, it's really amazing. What's the principle?"

The onlookers were breathing heavily and did not dare to blink at all.

After looking at it over and over again, some people even reached out to touch the nail, hit the nail body with a knife, or twisted the nail hard, and found that it was extremely hard and was undoubtedly a normal nail.

It’s just this nail, but it has life

Tang Haoran couldn't help but pinched the nail hard, but found no abnormality.

"Whoever can tell me the truth, I will give him a chance."

The magician smiled mysteriously and looked at the crowd.

"Is this a legendary cover-up?"

A middle-aged man couldn't help but mutter.

"The blindness method is so superstitious"

A highly educated man with glasses laughed on the spot: "This must be a physical or chemical phenomenon. It's just that ordinary people don't know the principle, so they say it's a deception. Even the magical Pharaoh's snake may appear, and it's not enough to manipulate nails to dance." Strange"

Everyone nodded after hearing this. The end of science is theology. The technology that humans have mastered is really simple.

"Does anyone else have an explanation?"

The magician smiled and glanced at the crowd.

Falling on Tang Haoran, his eyes were slightly curious and he asked: "What do you think?"

"I"

Tang Haoran was embarrassed and didn't know anything.

But the loser does not lose the formation, so he pretended to twitch his beard and said: "Humph, it's just magic in the name of magic."

"Hahaha"

"It makes sense"

"You are still awesome"

Everyone laughed when they heard the words.

Recently, a lot of special effects videos have appeared on the Internet from nowhere, and they can almost be fake. Netizens often use this sentence to make fun of them, which makes this sentence very famous recently.

But everyone was laughing, but the magician froze.

The eyes looking at Tang Haoran were full of weirdness

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 683 crazy points from Gu Qingfeng."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 782 crazy points from Chen Kaixuan."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 459 crazy points from Wang Changsheng."

"Ding, congratulations to the owner for breaking through 10000 points of madness for the first time, and for the first time the novice mall has been upgraded."

The three looked at each other,

He looked at Tang Haoran strangely.

"Hey hey hey"

When Tang Haoran felt guilty for no reason, a magician suddenly lifted his cloak, revealing a head of white hair, and gave him a strange smile.

He is obviously kind-hearted, but his smile makes people feel terrified.

"Boy, I'll give you another magic trick"

This man had three extra incense sticks in his hand. He bowed to the sky three times, and the incense sticks burned automatically.

He closed his eyes and recited the mantra in concentration. Suddenly his eyes widened and he opened his mouth and blew out three streams of pure air. The fresh air fell on the incense and turned into three bright lines of fire.

The line of fire shot forward, hundreds of feet in an instant, rushed to three office buildings, ignited the office buildings, turned into a raging fire, and quickly spread