Single dogs start with the protection of elves

Tang Haoran quietly closed the class group.

It's wrong to fish all the time

Always hanging out in the same group can easily arouse public outrage. These people are so petty. What should I do if I get kicked out? Where can I find such a good group?

So, change it.

Stimulate the battlefield and team group.

A young lady, I don’t know whether she is a boy or a girl, is trying to show her presence.

Feifei's little girl: "Single sister, please take care of me"

As soon as this statement came out, the group became lively

Game groups have always had more wolves than meat. A young lady took the initiative to reveal that she is single. How could these scumbags hold back?

One shot to the head and Tou TouTou said: "Come on, come on, let me take you to the ace"

The spring breeze blows the war drums: "The beasts upstairs dare to hug my little darling and throw thunder."

Mr. Jiuer said: "Sister Feifei, Mr. Jiu, I am only 28 years old. I am handsome and have a long face. I am still unmarried."

A thunder will send you to the sky: "Let go of that girl, everything will come to me."

Zhong Xu: "Who can tell me?"

Zhong Xu: "Who can tell me?"

Zhong Xu: "Who can tell me?"

Zhong Xu: "Who can tell me?"

Someone suddenly refreshed the screen.

The group leader shot Tou TouTou in the head: "If you have something to say, talk about it. If nothing happens, shut up and swipe the screen. Those who will die will die."

"Who can tell me"

Zhong Xu asked miserably: "Why can't I find a girlfriend?"

The group became quiet,

We have been thinking about this issue for more than 20 years, but we still can’t figure it out.

The opportunity comes, Tang Haoran appears again

The first kiss was a cigarette: "Brother, there are usually two types of love: one is love at first sight, and the other is love that lasts for a long time. Unfortunately, you lack the capital to fall in love at first sight, and you don't have the conditions for long-term love."

So profound, what do you mean?

No one understood it for a while.

Lack of capital for love at first sight

All love at first sight is actually motivated by lust. I don’t have the capital to fall in love at first sight. Damn it, are you calling me ugly?

There is no condition for lasting love

How can I be in love for a long time? If I have money, I can be in love for a long time. I don’t have the conditions to be in love for a long time. Damn it. I’m talking about being poor.

Why can't I find a girlfriend?

It's because I'm ugly and poor

A person who is enlightened is full of bullshit.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Zhong Xu."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Kaiyun"

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Sima Fang."

Full-screen critical attack, killing both men and women

This is an attack that goes straight to the depths of the soul and ignores the damage caused by the defense of the face.

This makes the listener sad, this makes the listener cry

You are poor and you are ugly

So you don’t have a girlfriend

The group fell silent for a moment,

Everyone covered their hearts,

Heartbroken old man~

"so much"

Tang Haoran was very surprised when he saw the skyrocketing madness level.

Tonight was really fruitful. After a few words in several groups, the crazy value increased by more than 2000, and it continues to increase.

No wonder so many people like to play RPG games. The leveling up is so fast.

Happy,

Stimulate the battlefield,

let's go

Jiangcheng City, Museum.

It is a very inconspicuous three-story building that is not usually open to the public. Including the security guard who watches the door, there are only about a dozen employees in the whole building. But few people know that underneath this museum, there is a majestic and huge building, the Jiangcheng Special Administrative Bureau.

The entrance to the Special Administration Bureau is not in the museum, but in an adult products store next to it.

midnight.

A middle-aged man entered the store.

"On duty"

The man greeted the shopkeeper.

The two looked at each other and smiled. After confirming that there was nothing abnormal, the man walked into the bathroom behind the store and pressed the fire button on the wall. The bathroom quickly transformed into an elevator and quietly sank underground.

He didn't notice that in the shadow behind him, a blurry black shadow was quietly lurking

After half a stick of incense, the Special Administration Bureau sounded the alarm.

Tang Haoran's side.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 38 crazy points from yourself."

In ten minutes, Tang Haoran, who received the title of "Falling into a Box" five times in a row, angrily quit the exciting battlefield.

It's so unreasonable,

He was actually beaten to death by a human machine.

This game is not fun at all

Tang Haoran couldn't help it and posted angrily on WeChat Moments: "A crappy game like eating chicken is incompatible with my perfect temperament. I still miss that night three years ago when I stole more than 20,000 yuan of food from others in one go."

Send it out and go to sleep

early morning.

Tang Haoran was woken up

Early in the morning, someone was playing "Attack Your Uncle" and filming Douyin by the fountain in the atrium. The beauty who played the song had a hot figure, a midriff-baring top, a super short white skirt, a swaying ponytail, and her charm was dancing.

Tang Haoran couldn't help it

"Dancing lady, do you have a boyfriend?"

The beauty downstairs stopped and looked at her, and saw a handsome guy looking at her. She couldn't help but blush slightly. After all, Tang Haoran's appearance was still very good. If the score was rounded, he would get ten points.

"No"

The young lady bit her lip lightly, looking shy.

The expression is full of expectation and the smile is charming and charming, making people feel happy.

"you deserve it"

Tang Haoran responded loudly.

You deserve it

The sound echoed in the atrium,

Instantly attracted countless people to peek out of the window

""

The young lady froze for a moment and was sluggish.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Tan Yu'er."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Tan Yu'er."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Tan Yu'er."

Tan Yu'er stared at her big beautiful eyes, and was going crazy. She searched on the ground for a long time, looking for a stone to kill this bastard. I am so beautiful, you are willing to bully her.

Bastard

"Bye-Bye"

Tang Haoran returned to the house with satisfaction.

Asking you to disturb my sleep early in the morning,

This is retribution

When he woke up early in the morning and opened the window, he felt in a good mood. After washing up, Tang Haoran lazily lay down on the sofa.

Opening the properties panel, I found that overnight, fifty or sixty posts were made by crazy values ​​​​including his teammates from last night's game, the classmates who came to the group later, and of course the contribution of the young lady downstairs.

The total volume has increased by more than 2000 points, reaching a total of 4705 points, close to the 5000 point mark.

I can earn more than 2000 yuan even while lying down.

More profitable than being a duck

Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue,

The author is a pure and good man. I have no idea what it means to be a duck.

I only like chicken, eating chicken

Tang Haoran opened WeChat, and there were 99 messages in that circle of friends.

"Tang Haoran, pig teammate, you are only suitable for games like stealing food."

"What kind of thunder did you throw last night? It didn't kill the enemy, but it killed us all."

"You idiot, I asked you to come and save me, but you got lost in Building C"

"Last time I asked him to drive away drugs, he rushed into the drug circle and we were all poisoned to death."

Tang Haoran silently closed WeChat.

Am I that weak?

No, these people are a bit resentful.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 38 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

Just as I was thinking about it, Chen Xiaojiao ran out again to increase her presence.

Tang Haoran wanted to ignore it, but when he saw that it was only 38 o'clock, he felt unhappy. Could people be so forgetful? They just broke up yesterday. Today's calmness is so disappointing.

No way

Tang Haoran gritted his teeth and modified his circle of friends again:

"I woke up early in the morning and opened the window. I felt so happy that we finally broke up and looked forward to a new relationship."

As expected, within ten minutes, Chen Xiaojiao started to swipe the screen.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 68 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 78 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 88 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

In the dormitory, Chen Xiaojiao suspected that she was dead

You were obviously dumped by me, why are you still so happy?

I don’t feel sad at all, and I’m still fully looking forward to a new relationship. Is this a normal person? Even if I break up once, there is still a 24/12 transition period.

This issue,

We can't just let it go

Chen Xiaojiao gritted her teeth in hatred.