Single dogs start with the protection of elves

Tang Haoran has never been an open-minded person

But fear and anger are meaningless. Now that hatred has been forged, then keep getting stronger, so strong that no one can hurt you, and strong enough to kill your enemy.

After picking up his mood, he went home with a smile

"Why don't you answer the phone?" Tang Yuxin opened the door and asked.

"I was running, I didn't hear it." Tang Haoran replied casually.

"It's so rare that you can go for a run." Tang Yuxin pouted, obviously not believing it: "Do you know what I did today?"

Tang Haoran: "I don't know"

Tang Yuxin: "I'm going to see a doctor"

Tang Haoran: "Oh"

Seeing Tang Haoran's lack of interest, Tang Yuxin was a little angry: "Tang Haoran, you are still not my brother. You don't care about me at all. Do you know what the doctor said?"

"Doctors"

Tang Haoran sat upright, thought for a while and replied: "Doctor"

""

Tang Yuxin almost ran away.

I'm asking you what the doctor said,

I'm not asking you what the doctor said in English.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 68 crazy points from Tang Yuxin.

"Tang Haoran"

Tang Yuxin went crazy. She rushed towards him with her teeth and claws bared, and she sat on her brother's body, pounding him hard with her pink fists.

In ten seconds, Tang Haoran’s hair has turned into a chicken coop

"stop stop"

Tang Haoran did not dare to resist, so he could only beg for mercy: "Woman, please spare my life, because I realize my mistake."

"Hmph, I'll spare your life for now."

Tang Yuxin clapped her hands in comfort, but soon she looked worried: "Brother, when I went for a physical examination in the morning, the doctor said that my blood test was abnormal and I might have some strange disease. He asked me to go back and wait for the re-examination results."

"Sick, what's the disease?"

Tang Haoran was stunned, then smiled again: "It's okay, my brother is here."

Are you still worried about getting sick when you have a wonderful rejuvenation tool?

I can cure cancer in minutes

"Oh"

Tang Yuxin nodded obediently, but then bit her lip: "But during the evening self-study, two men in black suits came to me and gave me a piece of information to read at home. They must keep it confidential."

"What information"

Tang Haoran asked in confusion.

"This is it"

Tang Yuxin took out an envelope.

With great curiosity, Tang Haoran opened it.

The content was not much, but it shocked the two of them

The information is called Introduction to Awakened Persons.

According to the data, human genes are mysterious and ancient, and contain many miraculous abilities. However, during the millions of years of reproduction, most of the miraculous abilities have been recessive and have never been able to be displayed.

Only a very small number of people activate recessive genes due to various opportunities, embark on the path of cultivation, and gain extraordinary powers, such as controlling water and fire, controlling objects with thoughts, changing bodies, etc. These people are called awakened people.

The recessive gene is most active around the age of eighteen. Through blood testing, it can be found whether there is a possibility of awakening. In China, I was eighteen years old and was entering my third year of high school, so every year during the college entrance examination, I was secretly screened for awakening.

Tang Yuxin is one of those who shows signs of awakening.

"Brother, am I about to wake up?"

After reading the information, Tang Yuxin was very nervous.

Although the awakened ones are one in a million and possess all kinds of magical abilities, they are no longer normal people.

In Tang Yuxin's impression, they are either normal people or monsters

She doesn't want to be a monster

"It's a good idea to wake up"

Tang Haoran heard this and shaved her little nose: "Do you think this is a TV talent show, whoever is ugly will advance?"

"Whoever is ugly will be promoted"

Tang Yuxin didn't come back to her senses.

When she figured it out, she clenched her teeth

Bastard, he clearly said he was ugly.

Stinky brother, pig brother

"Tang Haoran, you are ugly, your whole family is ugly"

"Yes, my sister is uglier"

"Nonsence"

"My sister is so ugly"

"I fought with you"

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 68 crazy points from Tang Yuxin."

After a while, Tang Yuxin was victorious.

But even if the heroine of the Tang Dynasty flies to the sky and escapes from the earth, and is invincible, she still dare not not do her homework.

Tang Haoran took a deep breath and sat up with his head on the messy chicken coop.

I had no brothers or sisters in my previous life, but once I was on the verge of life and death, I suddenly felt that it would be nice to have a sister, especially Tang Yuxin, who was so cute, youthful, sweet and cute, and made people feel protective just by looking at her.

"Is that person tonight also an awakener?"

"I can actually walk on water without sinking, and cross the waves. It's so strong. It's even more powerful than the martial arts masters in the TV series."

"How can I be strong?"

Tang Haoran suddenly felt a little confused.

It's obviously an urban romance, why does it have a fantasy plot?

"This world is too dangerous"

"How to live a stable life"

Lighting a cigarette, he began to think carefully.

After a long time, he came to three conclusions:

1. Hide your identity and do not reveal your superpowers. Once exposed, the bones will be crushed and the hidden dangers will be eliminated.

1000. Prepare more life-saving measures, and keep the madness value above points at all times to prevent being killed instantly again.

3. Don’t be afraid of shame, exercise more and improve your strength.

“Let’s increase the crazy value first”

Tang Haoran silently said to himself: "If I save eighteen thousand, as long as I am not turned into ashes by the enemy, I will be an immortal Xiaoqiang."

But how to increase the madness value?

Tang Haoran quickly remembered that in a certain Qidian novel, there was once a pure and sexy young man named Lu Xiaoshu who used a drift bottle to do this. He used a hospital x-ray film as a certain film and sent it to others. It was so exciting that people almost vomited blood.

Unfortunately, both WeChat and QQ have removed the drift bottle function.

What should I do

A group chat attracted Tang Haoran's attention.

Xiao Xixi: "Why does my boyfriend always like to play on his mobile phone while eating?"

This is Tang Haoran’s internship work group.

They are all colleagues from the internship unit.

This question seems simple, but in fact it contains profound meaning. On the surface it is a consultation question, but in fact it is to tell everyone that she has a boyfriend, and she quietly spreads a wave of dog food.

The atmosphere is slightly stagnant

The singles in the group all had sharp eyes and could see through her purpose at a glance, but they all chose to turn a blind eye.

Only Tang Haoran’s ancient road is so refreshing.

The motto is to help others

After thinking for a while, he tried to answer her question.

The first kiss was with a cigarette: "He might think it's not good to play with your girlfriend while eating."

what

Playing with my girlfriend while eating

still like this

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Chunyan."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 62 crazy points from Li Bin"

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 53 crazy points from Yang Baifang."

Instantly crazy enough to fill the screen

Almost everyone who saw it was so excited by this sentence.

Playing with my girlfriend while eating,

not too good

This person's logic is poisonous, right?

“So many people watching the crowd”

Tang Haoran was stunned for a long time, and suddenly he laughed. He was just stimulating Xiao Xixi, but it actually caused so many crazy points. It seems that group chat is the new way to make money.

Without hesitation, Tang Haoran found the group again.

In the university class group, someone was chatting.

One sword without blood: "Stimulating the battlefield, I beg you to form a dragon on the island and lead me to the ace"

Xiao Longlong: "I'm in love, I'm not in the mood"

One sword is bloodless: "Buddha said: Falling in love is only temporary, being single is eternal."

Xiao Longlong: "Fuck you, you poor single, you don't even know what it's like to be in love."

One sword is bloodless: "Mmp hits people without hitting them in the face"

A rare opportunity,

Tang Haoran was once again heartbroken.

The first kiss was a cigarette: "I know how it feels."

A sword without blood: "What does it feel like, tell me"

The first kiss was a cigarette: "Being in love is like this when two people look like pigs, but they are always afraid that the other person will be snatched away."

The crowd fell silent,

No one spoke for a long time

Two people look like pigs, but they are afraid of each other being snatched away

A good metaphor, it is indeed the taste of passionate love

Paralyzed, I'm still lying on my back

Tang Haoran is crazy about this, but he’s swiping the screen like crazy

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Tang Xiaolong."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 79 crazy points from He Jing."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 69 crazy points from Long Chun."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 73 crazy points from Chen Xiaotang."

Oh my God, these people are shameless.

I stayed up in the middle of the night, staring at my phone.

Tang Haoran counted a total of seventeen items.

Are there so many people lying at gunpoint?

Men and women in love are undoubtedly blind. Even if they know that the other person is ugly, they are still worried that he will be taken away by others.

Tang Haoran's words were like sharp knives, piercing the hearts of countless couples. The lower the appearance score, the more likely the couple would suffer splash injuries.

Xiao Longlong relieved the embarrassment: "Fortunately, I am single."

"hehe"

The first kiss was with a cigarette: "Everyone who looks like a pig has a girlfriend, but you are still single."

The crowd was silent again

Xiaolonglong wanted to die instantly

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 89 crazy points from Tang Xiaolong."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 65 crazy points from Huang Jian."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 72 crazy points from Long Maoran."

Resentment is as valuable as the tide

The sentence about being in love is a selective attack on young couples, so this sentence is an indiscriminate bombardment on singles.

It also comes with a variety of attribute damage such as splash, poison, and blood-sucking.

In a word,

It made the whole class depressed.

Both those who are in love and those who are not in love feel so sad.

Tang Haoran, you bitch

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Tong Haiyang."

Tong Haiyang, who was washing his feet, silently covered his chest.

He was shot too

"Monitor, who did the third child learn this bitchy mouth from?"

Roommate Chen Ruchao asked silently with tears in her eyes.

As a purebred single, he felt bombarded, beaten, humiliated, ravaged, and destroyed.

The chrysanthemum is broken, the buttocks are full of bruises, and I still have to smile and lick the dog food

"I do not know"

Tong Haiyang took a deep breath and swallowed his sorrow: "I'll trick this bastard back tomorrow. We all need to be ruthless together. Beat him to death ten times before dragging him out to feed the dogs."

Beat to death ten times

Drag it out and feed the dog

Good

The crowd nodded fiercely.