Single dogs start with the protection of elves

“It’s a shame”

Tang Haoran smiled and explained: "It's a harassing call."

The words seemed casual, but everyone was stunned.

It's a dog

It's a dog

It's a dog

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 88 crazy points from Wu Shufen."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 85 crazy points from Yang Dawei."

Oops, another income

In just a few words, the two of them contributed four to five hundred, and with Chen Xiaojiao's dedication, the crazy value was close to the one thousand mark.

The middle-aged woman is going crazy, her veins are bulging out, she seems to be going crazy

"Wang Wang"

Although he couldn't understand the human words, Teddy's buttocks tightened, his heart felt chilly, and he stepped back.

what happened,

Chrysanthemums are cool

what do you want to do

Don't come here

"Where did you just say it?"

Seeing everyone looking at him, Tang Haoran smiled honestly: "Oh, speaking of the aunt cuckolding the uncle."

"you shut up"

The woman gasped and her chest was about to explode: "Are you blind without a cuckold? This is not my son, this is"

She's going crazy, this bastard

"How could he not be your son?"

Tang Haoran shouted again, as if he didn't believe it: "Oh, I understand, this is not your son, this is your grandson. As the saying goes, ancestors and grandchildren are related to each other across generations. No wonder you love it so much. It is simply a model for ancestors and grandchildren."

"puff"

People around me burst into laughter again

"Grandson, yes, grandson"

"Look, he looks exactly the same. He is definitely his grandson."

"Is their son a bitch when his grandson looks like this?"

"Maybe it's the grandson. Her daughter was raped by a dog."

"It's a dog's day, it's a dog's day"

Everyone was happy and tried to rub salt into the wound.

If you want to blame, just blame the middle-aged couple for making too many enemies. You deserve it.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Wu Shufen."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Yang Dawei."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 83 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

Another series of income,

Tang Haoran looked at the two of them with more kind eyes.

It's a nuisance to the community.

He's obviously the boy who brings money to you.

just this time,

Chen Xiaojiao came out to join in the fun?

滚粗

"Fuck you, little bastard"

The middle-aged woman couldn't bear it any longer, so she put her hands on her hips and scolded her.

If she doesn't curse, she will go crazy and her heart will explode. She is scolding the world's top tyrant. She has never suffered such a disadvantage.

"Shut up and let's go"

The man covered her and forcibly dragged her away.

I can’t scold you, but change it to another one.

This bastard didn't play by common sense at all. He was afraid that if he continued to scold him, his son, grandson, great-grandson, and great-grandson would all die. Teddy, who was hugging the stool and shaking it vigorously, suddenly became so dazzling.

"Don't leave, let's talk for a while"

Tang Haoran raised his hand and said, "I really like chatting with educated people like you."

""

The two were severely beaten and suffered internal bleeding.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 88 crazy points from Wu Shufen."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 85 crazy points from Yang Dawei."

The couple walked faster as the wind blew under their feet.

“Hey, I really want to pick up some more.”

Tang Haoran muttered to himself reluctantly.

He treated the two of them like sheep.

In a short period of time, the crazy value has reached more than 800, mainly due to the middle-aged couple, but also with Chen Xiaojiao's contribution. It is estimated that if Chen Xiaojiao is hungry for a while, the crazy value will exceed four digits.

One thousand yuan a day, a proper white-collar worker

There is no need to look for a job. Just chat with someone every day and you will make a lot of money. From now on, you will have no worries about eating and drinking, and you will spend the day and night having fun and dancing.

Night life

Tang Haoran suddenly felt cold in his heart

Trembling slightly all over,

mmp,

Can't take off the hat,

What should I do to play songs every night?

If you can't have sex every night, what's the use of making more money? What's the use of picking up as many girls as you can if you can only watch but not eat, and you might even get the name of impotence. The baby is feeling miserable.

"Hello, my name is Huang Yunshu"

When she was feeling sad, the elegant beauty suddenly reached out her hand and said, "Thank you for helping me out."

Tang Haoran raised his head, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Such a graceful beauty

She has exquisite facial features, snow-white skin, plump figure, bulging front and back, high bulge in the chest, and perfectly cinched waist, showing a proud figure, especially the pair that feel like the buttons will explode as long as she takes a slight breath.

so big

Ninety

My Goddess

She is also the best goddess with temperament.

Tang Haoran's heartbeat accelerated, his nose was congested, he swallowed saliva, and couldn't move his eyes away.

"Ding, warning, no fuss"

"Ding, warning, no waves allowed"

A warning suddenly sounded in my ears.

Tang Haoran was shocked and almost vomited blood.

You are the one who is arrogant,

Your whole family is pissed

Complain, I want to complain

I don’t want this shabby hat anymore.

"Ding, warning, if the master continues to show off, in order to prevent the loss of virginity, violent measures will be taken to stop the show."

"Violent retreat"

Tang Haoran almost suffered internal injuries from anger

"Ding, the warning is invalid, the master is even more naughty."

"Ding, activate the freezing method"

The elf dinged, and the temperature of the hat dropped sharply, as if it had fallen into ice water. It was so cold that it was bone-chilling. A certain pistol that was showing off its power suddenly softened, and he completely lost consciousness. Tang Haoran covered his crotch, and kept retreating. Count steps

My goodness,

it's over

I don’t feel anything at all. Will I be useless from now on?

Yang Weibuji

"Hello"

Seeing Tang Haoran in a daze, Huang Yunshu still kept smiling

She has become accustomed to this kind of situation. Ever since she was a child, as long as she takes the initiative to say hello to others, no man of the same age can handle it. She is too charming and very troubled.

"Oh, Hello"

Tang Haoran finally came to his senses.

After two seconds of silence, he extended his hand, but before shaking hands, he suddenly asked: "Have you wiped your shit?"

"Um"

In an instant, Huang Yunshu's whole body felt bad.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 68 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 70 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 72 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

Oh my God,

What kind of brain circuit is this?

Can you please stop saying such disgusting things?

"terribly sorry"

When Tang Haoran saw this, he backed away silently: "I'm a mysophobic person and I'm not used to shaking hands with people who have stepped on dog poop."

After saying that, without giving her time to react, he bowed like a gentleman and left with a smile.

Huang Yunshu is left alone, messy in the wind

"Ahhh"

Huang Yunshu screamed loudly,

She's going crazy,

Being despised

Being rejected by a man of the same age

She thinks her hands are dirty

Not even allowed to shake hands

At this moment, Huang Yunshu almost had the urge to draw out his knife and chop this bastard to death.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."

"Ding, congratulations to the master. The total crazy value exceeds 1000 points. Turn on the attribute panel function and get a chance to draw a lottery."

A series of crazy points made Tang Haoran's mood quickly change from gloomy to sunny after walking around the corner.

Ouch, didn't you just refuse to shake hands? The resentment is so deep, the little girl's mentality is not good.

If it were me, well, I would be pretty much the same.

Soon, Tang Haoran remembered the property panel prompted.

"Ding, open the properties panel"

A virtual screen appeared in front of Tang Haoran.

"Master: Tang Haoran"

"Level: Ordinary"

"Physique: 1.0"

"Strength: 1.0"

"Spirit: 1.1"

"Crazy points: 1207 points"

"Super Skill: None"

Properties are clear at a glance, just like a game panel.

From the rough data, it is estimated that the physique, strength and spirit of ordinary people should be around 1 point. Tang Haoran is only slightly stronger in spirit, but not too strong. What does the plus sign behind each data mean?

With endless curiosity,

He nodded after the power.

"Ding, increase your strength successfully, it will consume 1000 points of madness"

The strength value flashed and became 1.1, while the crazy points below dropped by 1000 points, leaving only 207 points.

"buzz"

Tang Haoran felt like his body had been beaten with blood.

There is no change in appearance, but his strength has increased sharply, which can be clearly felt in his arms.

Crazy value

Can improve physical fitness

Tang Haoran was ecstatic

1000 points increase attributes by 0.1. I don’t know if there is a limit. He accumulated more than crazy points in half a day. If he is given enough time, wouldn’t he be able to become a strongman like the Hulk?

"Master, there's a call."

"Master, there's a call."

At the critical moment, when the phone rang again, it was still Chen Xiaojiao.

Tang Haoran looked at the phone and waited silently. It was not until the 59th second that he connected. He started to argue: "It will be here in five minutes. It will be here in five minutes. What do you mean by calling every half hour? Chen Xiaojiao, are you annoying?" It’s not annoying”

Snap, hang up

five minutes

Half an hour

On the other end of the phone, Chen Xiaojiao was stunned.

Shouldn't you say this yourself?

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

Chen Xiaojiao almost exploded on the spot

He asked me if I was annoyed

How dare he ask himself if he was bothered?

Tang Haoran has always been waiting for him. When will it be her turn, Miss Chen, to wait for Tang Haoran, the spare tire? The key is that he still talks to her in this tone. This is simply a rebellion.

It's tolerable, but what's intolerable?

"Tang Haoran"

Chen Xiaojiao was so angry that she yelled on WeChat: "You don't have the guts to say that I'm annoying. If I hadn't broken up with my ex-boyfriend and wanted to find an errand boy to use first, it would have been your turn to chase after my mother. Can line up to the school gate”

"Haha, if you don't want to find a woman to use,"

Tang Haoran was not angry at all, but he counterattacked strongly: "How could I chase after a naughty guy like you?"

"you you you"

Being so "candid" and so "outspoken", Chen Xiaojiao went crazy on the spot: "You poor girl, you want money but no money, you want power but no power, and you want to sleep with me, I tell you, you are just a spare tire, No, you don’t even have a spare tire, you’re just a jack, a pump.”

"You seem very angry"

Tang Haoran still smiled as before: "Good boy, don't be angry because there is no point in being angry."

"Giving birth to your sister, Tang Haoran"

Chen Xiaojiao's anger level skyrocketed, and there was a fire hidden in her chest: "Lick a dog, I want to dump you and break up with you."

"I agree"

Tang Haoran agreed immediately

Not only is there no anger at all,

There was even a hint of joy

"do you agree"

Chen Xiaojiao felt her fist hit the cotton

He had used his trump card, so why did he react this way? Shouldn't he be anxious? He should be angry and angry, but he was still entangled in his heart, looking for various reasons to apologize to himself, trying to save this relationship.

This is the breakup I said

Why do I feel like I'm being plotted?

"What did you say? Say it again."

Chen Xiaojiao gritted her teeth and asked angrily.

"The message has been sent, but the other party has rejected it."

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How dare he block me