Single dogs start with the protection of elves

Chapter 004: The 8th set of training gymnastics

the other side.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

Looking at the crazy value of the screen,

Tang Haoran's face almost turned into chrysanthemums with laughter.

But gradually, he frowned

Tang Haoran: "Elf, come out and I've already broken up. Why haven't the tasks been completed yet?"

Elf: "Master, please note that the target madness rate is only 53 and the breakup is not complete. Please continue to work hard."

Tang Haoran: "Fuck"

The breakup is not complete

It seems that

Chen Xiaojiao is such a strong woman

Even so, she didn't give up.

Discussion: How to break up quickly

"Kiss you, I want to add you as a friend"

While I was thinking, a notification sound came from WeChat.

Just by looking at the name, Tang Haoran knew that it must be Chen Xiaojiao again.

Only a woman like her would use such a despicable WeChat name. Like Tang Haoran's online name, "I gave you a cigarette for my first kiss." When you hear it, it sounds pure, handsome, and super classy.

So, should it pass, should it pass, or should it pass?

This is a problem

Girls' dormitory.

Chen Xiaojiao's face was dark and her eyes were about to burst out with fire.

Miss Chen has never been fooled like this in her life. This matter must not be let go. If you have the ability, pass it. I will scold you until you are incontinent, scold you until you doubt life, and let you know that the world is dangerous.

Ding

Passed

It actually passed

Silly x, you definitely don’t know who I am

Chen Xiaojiao sneered, clicked on Tang Haoran's profile picture, and was about to launch a verbal storm, when a sentence in Moments attracted her:

"Hey, we broke up"

"Finally, I can carry it all by myself."

1 minutes ago.

One person resisted everything

Chen Xiaojiao's eyes turned black, she felt dizzy and felt a heavy blow.

Ah ah ah ah ah

What did you carry?

What a shit you shouldered

I said you broke up and you didn’t want to stay,

He also blackmailed Miss Ben,

It seems like you are still aggrieved

What's more, this is always the right thing to say to a beauty like me like Green Tea.

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

Crazy value starts to flood the screen again

It’s still 99 points

"Tang Haoran, you bastard"

Chen Xiaojiao couldn't help it and scolded her directly.

however

"The message has been sent, but the other party has rejected it"

Rejection

Blocked again

ah ah ah ah,

This bastard added me as a friend,

Just to let my mother see this sentence in Moments

Bastard

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 99 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

"Ding, the target Chen Xiaojiao's madness rate has reached 60, and her emotions are difficult to control. Master, please be careful at all times."

"Ding, the novice mission is completed. The novice mall is opened and a lucky draw opportunity is given."

"Ding, get the primary task 1: make three people go crazy with a rate of more than 60. If you complete it, you will get a special reward."

Tang Haoran burst into tears,

Finally finished,

It’s just the reward for this mission,

It's too chilly

The novice mall is not a good thing at first glance. As for the lottery thing, it is even more unreliable.

Tang Haoran has drawn numerous lottery draws since he was a child, and the biggest prize is only ten yuan.

"Ding, do you want to start the lottery now?"

A virtual Russian roulette appeared with a total of eight positions, four of which were a book, a bottle, a dagger, and a small bowl. The remaining four positions turned out to be "Thank you for your patronage."

Wow, and "Thank you for your patronage",

Why don't you add "one more time"?

They are really unreliable things.

"open"

Although he was very contemptuous, Tang Haoran still couldn't hold it back.

Clicking the button in the middle of the roulette wheel, the pointer began to rotate.

"shhhhhh"

The pointer swings, swings, swings

I'm so nervous, please don't thank me for your patronage, please don't thank me.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for winning the eighth set of basic exercise exercises."

A book fell into Tang Haoran's hands out of thin air.

There are several big words written on the cover:

The eighth set of training gymnastics

Practice gymnastics

gymnastics

Fuck

Such a domineering name makes you look like a popular product.

There must be a first, a second, a third, a fourth ahead.

In particular, the word "cultivation" is not the original text. The original text has been altered, but the alteration was very sloppy. It can be easily recognized between the lines that the original text is the word "broadcast".

The eighth set of radio gymnastics

Tang Haoran felt dizzy.

I feel like my intelligence has been seriously insulted

Elf, elven, even if you use a pirated version, you can still use some snacks without any alteration. The modifications are so sloppy, for fear that I don’t know that this is the eighth set of radio gymnastics. Brother, he is a person who has gone through nine years of compulsory education.

But, everyone in the world is a bitch

He cursed and opened the book.

I saw a ray of light coming out of it, turning into a familiar figure in the sky, and bursts of distant but familiar melody sounded out of thin air:

"Now let's start the eighth set of radio gymnastics, walking in place, one two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven eight"

“Infuriating”

Tang Haoran covered his forehead.

However, the next moment, the figure in the book jumped up and slammed into his forehead. Tang Haoran's head was slightly dizzy and his body became uncontrollable. Along with the familiar melody, he started to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics

one two three four five six seven eight,

Two two three four five six seven eight,

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 66 crazy points from yourself."

Tang Haoran wanted to vomit blood.

So shameful

Others couldn't hear the music, but this was the atrium of the community. A big old man was twisting and turning there, attracting the attention of old men and women every minute.

"Oh, this kid is sick. He really wants to dance and join our senior Yangko team."

"What do you know? This is boxing practice, but the person looks very ugly, and the boxing will make him even more ugly."

"Young man, stop dancing. It's embarrassing and conspicuous. If you really want to practice, follow us and practice Tai Chi."

A group of uncles and aunts gathered around to greet him warmly.

It’s just that, uncles and aunts,

Don't speak so bluntly, okay?

Tang Haoran's face burned with panic, and he wanted to turn around and run away, but he couldn't help it before the melody stopped, so he could only pretend not to hear it.

After finishing a set of radio gymnastics, he picked up his book and ran wildly

Don't dare to stop until you have run two miles.

“What a shame”

Tang Haoran covered his face and threw the book away.

What a piece of rubbish, it’s embarrassing, I don’t want it anymore.

"Uncle, your book fell"

Before he had taken a few steps, a little boy caught up with him and handed him the book he had picked up.

"Ah, my little friend is so good."

That sweet and innocent expression made Tang Haoran unable to refuse, so he could only put the book away again.

"Tongtong"

The child's mother caught up from behind.

The child's mother is very young, dressed very fashionably, beautiful and elegant, but very wary. When she saw that Tang Haoran was very handsome, she decided not to let Tongtong talk to him. Handsome people are all bad people and scumbags.

Two chapters ahead, the child's mother speaks: "Tongtong, you are six years old and a big child. You must learn to sleep on your own."

The little boy raised his head: "But I want to sleep with my mother."

Beautiful mother: “The older children sleep by themselves”

The little boy pouted: "Really?"

Not happy

Tang Haoran couldn't stand it, how could you lie to such a cute child? I remember when I was twelve years old, I was still sleeping with my mother. Well, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue.

He decided to save this caring boy

Tang Haoran caught up with Tongtong, patted Tongtong on the head and said: "Tongtong, your mother is teasing you. In fact, adults also sleep with mothers. If you don't believe it, think about your father. How old he is, but he still wants to sleep with your mother." Even someone as old as your uncle wants to be with your mother."

Holy shit, mistakes, mistakes,

I almost spoke out what was on my mind

The little boy's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Yes, daddy is so old, and he always sleeps with mommy."

Beautiful mother is dull and has black lines all over her forehead

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 38 crazy points from Huang Yuanyuan."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 48 crazy points from Huang Yuanyuan."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 58 crazy points from Huang Yuanyuan."

Beautiful mother’s whole body is not well

He gritted his teeth and stared at Tang Haoran, his eyes as sharp as knives, wanting to stab him twice.

asshole,

Do you educate your children this way?

and also,