Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

"What is that?" Egg asked as he looked at the twins curiously.

"Scare firecrackers will explode the moment they hit fire. The fuse is just a decoration." Fred said with a smirk: "Just one click will stick a black substance within a radius of two meters. We I’ve tried it, and you can’t avoid it at that speed.”

"The moment the fire touched it, it exploded." George laughed loudly: "No matter how you hide, you will definitely not be able to escape."

"Can it be washed off?" Egg raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, but you need to use strong detergent, which is more difficult to do." Fred spread his hands.

"This invention is really wicked." Hermione wrinkled her nose slightly and muttered softly: "It's too bad."

"I think it's quite interesting. We usually use it for naughty children to play with." You Mengyu raised the corner of her mouth slightly: "It effectively makes those troublemakers calm down."

"Maybe I'll get beaten up." Fred nodded.

"Yeah, don't ask how we know, if Charlie and Bill come back" George grinned, seeming to be ready to face death.

Ignoring the two twins who were as sick as each other, Egg returned to the common room after breakfast. In the middle of winter, the soft chairs next to the fireplace in the common room were the warmest.

As soon as I returned to the lounge, I saw two black men walking in dejectedly.

Egg couldn't hold it back and laughed again.

Harry rolled his eyes dazzlingly and went back to the dormitory, while Ron sat down next to Egg dejectedly.

"What's wrong?" Egg turned his head and looked at Ron who was hesitant to speak.

"It's nothing, I just feel a little unlucky. Why is it always me?" Ron looked weird.

"It's always you." Iger was stunned.

Ron pursed his lips: "Why is it always me who is unlucky?"

"What do you mean?" Egger was a little confused.

Ron lowered his head, looking a little disappointed: "I am the youngest boy at home. I am never noticed, and I am always teased by Fred and George."

"When I come to school, my friends are better than each other. Harry, you, Hermione, and even the Chinese girl sitting next to us have insights that I don't have." Ron's face looked very disappointed: "These words make me I can’t say anything to Harry, but Egg, sometimes I’m very jealous of you.”

"I don't know why, but I only dare to say these words to you. Maybe it's because you told me that we are great because we are ordinary, but Egg, can ordinary people really be great?" Ron lowered his head, his face ugly. Extremely.

"I don't think it's useful for you to think about this." Egg shook his head slightly.

"Yeah, who cares?" Ron slapped his forehead in frustration.

"No, I mean, why are you so inferior to yourself?" Egg spread his hands: "You also said that each of us is better than the other, and good people will only be friends with good people, Ron."

"Why don't you look at your own strengths?" Iger raised his eyebrows.

"I'm useless, can you think of it?" Ron licked his dry lips and looked at Egg eagerly.

"Your hair is very red." Egg raised his chin.

Ron: ""

Is this an advantage?

"The greatest chess game of this century" Egger grinned.

Ron looked much better.

"Anything else?" Ron looked at Egg expectantly.

"God, how many more advantages do you want?" Iger shook his head: "I only have two advantages."

"What?" Ron looked at Egg curiously.

"Strong and handsome." Iger said with a serious look on his face: "Ask yourself, apart from these two points, is there anything else that I am outstanding about?"

"You have horns on your head and a tail behind you, brother." Ron looked more confident, looked at Egg and smiled: "That song is the one you sang that time."

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"Spicy sweet stuff" Egger waved his hand with an expressionless face, and a red-haired man flew back to the dormitory upstairs: "Don't come out and run around with a black face, your smile is scary."

""

Iger can probably relate to Ron's feeling. Every time he is teased, he is the one who gets the most attention. The friends around him are better than the others, which creates a gap in one's heart.

But after thinking about what happened to Harry Potter, Iger felt that Ron's situation was actually not bad.

Everyone has inferiority complex, but sometimes, inferiority complex may not be a motivation for people to work hard.

The people around Ron are better than the others. Harry plays Quidditch well, Hermione has good grades and is strong.

Dad is in the Ministry of Magic, the twins have a booming business, Charlie Weasley is in How to Train Your Dragon, Bill is in Gringotts, and bumbling Percy is a prefect.

Just kidding, young man, you are so tough backstage. You and I have low self-esteem.

With this lineup, even a pig can be taken off, okay?

Egg felt that Ron was suffering from the pride of adolescents.

For example, most boys want to be upright men. In the future, they will have money and beautiful women, no, but career and love.

And what happens when a boy passes this adolescence and reaches his twenties?

They will want to find a young, promising and beautiful rich woman to take care of them

The lofty ambitions of the past will be thrown away like limp and wet toilet paper after the strong hormones are released.

Then I have to tell myself: Being ordinary is the truth.

heh man

For nearly a month, Ron's condition seemed to have improved a lot, and he always had an enthusiastic attitude in everything he did. Occasionally, Egg could see Lavender's admiring eyes holding his chin and looking at Ron, with an expression like I wish I could punch a hole in Ron's face

"Looking at her expression, it's like she wants to drink Ron's blood." In Potions class, Harley lowered her head and muttered to Ron in a low voice.

Beside the crucible stove, Egger and Hermione snickered quietly.

Ron seemed to be slightly proud, but he still said in a calm tone: "I feel okay, you know, she is a bit clingy."

After saying that, he sighed helplessly: "Actually, I don't like staying with her very much."

"Hiccup~" Iger made a strange sound. On the podium, Snape turned his head and glanced at Iger, then turned away again.

"Sorry, I couldn't help it," Iger grinned and snickered.

He laughed twice, and seemed to feel that it was not too satisfying. He turned his head and looked at Ron with an exaggerated smile like Director Jin: "Drink hahahaha."

Ron: ""

With his face flushed from holding back, Ron looked at Iger angrily. Next to Iger, Hermione also lowered her head and snickered. Harry on the side looked at Ron teasingly.

"What's wrong, is it weird that I'm being chased?" Ron looked a little angry.

"Yeah, that's weird." Iger suppressed a smile and nodded. Hermione on the side couldn't help but squeezed Iger's arm gently.

Ron: ""

Ah Xi, this person is so annoying.

If you can't beat him

"What's the matter? I think at least Lavender is better-looking than Hermione." Ron muttered.

Hermione didn't seem to mind very much: "Yeah, I also think you two are quite suitable. The prerequisite is that she won't get tired of you. You know, if a girl waits for a long time without getting a reply, she will will give up”

Ron's heart tightened, and then he tilted his head nonchalantly: "Who cares?"

As he said that, Ron glanced in Lavender's direction.

After class, Ron told a few people that he had a stomachache and ran away in a hurry.

"I'll bet you a galleon, that guy is looking for Lavender." Egg took out a gold coin and bounced it high.

"I don't bet, but I bet he'll probably create a crappy chance encounter." Harry changed back after drinking a bottle of evil killer and grinned.

"I don't bet." Egg turned his head expressionlessly.

The two looked at each other and then laughed.

Hermione looked at the two of them and shook her head helplessly.

It was so easy to guess Ron's thoughts. Before the three of them had gone far, they saw Ron chatting with Lavender with a reserved expression. Parvati beside Lavender rolled her eyes wildly, Indian girl It seems that he is very disgusted with Ron.

"I think he's a little impatient, what do you think, Egg?" Harry looked at Ron's awkward chat and was speechless: "Maybe there won't be anything better in the future."

"No, I think this is the peak of his life." Iger sighed: "It's not easy to find a girl who is so blind. St. Mungo's can cure eye diseases very quickly."

Harry: ""

Why would I discuss this with a devil?

"Throw a firecracker over there." Egger's eyes lit up.

Harry: ""

Egg was dragged away by Harry and Hermione after all.

“What to do on a first date”

At night, in Egg's room, Egg, Harry and Hermione, who were playing Landlord, looked at Ron and said in unison.

"I made an appointment with her to go to Hogsmeade." Ron's expression looked a little obsessed, which made Egger wonder if he had been addicted.

When the date came up, Harry and Hermione suddenly became interested and hurriedly put away the cards from the bed.

"Be careful about what you wear, it's your first date after all." Harry said seriously.

"What suit should I wear?" Ron was stunned.

"Please, you are going on a date, not to work. Don't listen to Harry, just dress normally." Hermione rolled her eyes: "And to build her admiration for you, God, what I said Maybe a bit redundant”

"Then what do we do?" Ron looked confused.

"It's a date. Hogsmeade is such a big place. It's just a tour of Honeydukes, a tour of Zuko's Joke Shop, and then a tour of Three Broomsticks. Where else do you want to go? The Screaming Shack?" Egg spread his hands.

"That haunted house" Ron's face suddenly turned pale.

"It's not a haunted house, it's just an abandoned shabby house. Below it is a secret passage leading to the roots of the Whomping Willow tree." Egg waved his hand and said casually: "The ghost screams the villagers heard were from when Remus turned into a werewolf. The sound, at that time, Sirius and Harry's father would go there once a month to subdue Remus, so it was rumored to be a haunted house."

"Yes, Sirius told me, I haven't had time to tell you yet." Harry looked at Ron and grinned: "This is a good opportunity to create a sense of admiration, and she doesn't know what it is there for."

"It's no problem." Ron hesitated.

"It's definitely no problem." Egger nodded confidently.

"But what can we do if we go?" Ron looked confused.

"It's up to you." Egger quietly handed Ron a small box: "Try to get a home run, the door to the new world is opening to you."

"Egg" Hermione's somewhat embarrassed voice sounded, and Iger coughed awkwardly.

"What is this? What is a home run?" Ron looked at the small box in his hand with some confusion.

"This is a self-defense product, used to prevent fatalities." Egger nodded with a sincere face: "Homerun means a perfect finish."

"People can still die there." Ron's face turned pale.

"This kind of thing is not guaranteed." Egger said with a serious face: "Be sure to wear it."

Ron nodded in a daze, turned around and left, apparently preparing for a date.

"What is that?" Harry turned to look at Egg.

"Umbrella." Egg glanced at Harry's innocent little eyes, and then at Hermione's red face next to him. After all, he still couldn't explain in detail: "If you have a chance, you can change your body and try with Ron. Come on, this thing is to protect two people."

Harry: ""

At night, in Harry and Ron's dormitory, the two looked at the small bag in their hands with blank expressions.

With a tearing sound, Ron tore open the small bag in his hand, looked at the thin layer of greasy stuff and fell into deep thought.

"What the hell is this?" Ron was a little confused.

"It smells like Buff's chewing gum." Harry leaned forward and took a sniff: "It smells a bit like cranberries."

"It's edible." Ron's eyes lit up.

"It looks like it should be OK." Harry picked up the wrapping paper and looked at it: "Du Lei, wait a minute, what are these messy words on it?"

"Let's try it before we talk." Ron shrugged indifferently: "Iger will never harm us."

Ron put the chewing gum-like thing in his hand into his mouth and chewed it.

"What does it feel like?" Harry looked curious.

"Judging from the taste, this doesn't seem to be edible." Ron frowned, and then his eyes lit up: "But it tastes very good."

"Yeah, let me try it." Harry smiled and tore open a packaging bag.

Ron frowned and took out the chewing gum-like thing from his mouth: "This thing is so chewy that it can't be chewed. It doesn't look like it can be eaten, but it should be chewed for fun."

"Wait a minute, look at the top. This thing can be stretched." Harry said, pointing to the packaging box.

"This is a balloon." Ron's eyes suddenly lit up: "With balloons that can be eaten and played with, it seems that these Muggles are not so rigid."

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A sound of laborious blowing sounded in the room. Ron's face turned red, but the balloon in his hand was not much bigger.

"Wait a minute, this is so hard to blow." Ron gasped and put down the balloon, took out his wand and touched the balloon: "The water is as clear as a spring."

The balloon suddenly rose up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and Ron laughed triumphantly: "This should be a water balloon, used to hit people. It should be quite powerful. I really want to give it to Fred and George." One shot.”