Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

"This thing is really for hitting people." Harry tugged on the small balloon in his hand doubtfully: "The quality is very good, no matter how hard you pull it, it won't break."

"But why did Egg say to be careful about killing people?" Ron looked at the water balloon in his hand and fell into deep thought: "It doesn't look like this thing can save lives."

"Ron, think about Muggle pistols." Harry reminded: "Who knows what weird things they have developed."

The door opened, and Seamus and Neville pushed the door open and walked in. They looked at their movements and were stunned: "What are you doing?"

"Oh, you're back." Ron raised the water balloon in his hand with a showy look: "Look, what Iger gave me, he said it can prevent human life."

"Well" Seamus glanced at Ron with a strange look on his face: "It can indeed be prevented."

"You know this thing?" Ron looked curious.

"Yes, I have seen my parents' room once," Simo said hesitantly, "But it seems that's not how you use it. Your family doesn't provide you with enlightenment in that area."

"Which way?" Harry and Ron looked at each other and asked in unison.

"It's the last step in falling in love," Seamus whispered, surprisingly innocent.

Ron had an inexplicable bad feeling: "What do you mean?"

"That thing is not for you to use as chewing gum." Seamus glanced at the corner of Ron's oily mouth: "It is for you to wear it."

"Put it on." Ron felt his head buzzing and sat down on the bed. Harry beside him also changed his expression instantly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh" the two people suddenly burst out and held Seamus and Neville down: "Don't tell anyone about this."

Ron's face turned red.

"I know, I know hahaha" Simo laughed.

It took a long time for the two of them to regain their composure.

"So how to use this thing specifically?" Ron looked at Seamus curiously.

"Well, just put it on the top first. How about we go to the bathroom and I'll teach you." Seamus rolled his eyes.

Neville looked at the three of them without hesitating to speak.

"You come too, I don't want to teach him again." Seamus rolled his eyes at Neville's timid look.

A few minutes later, several people sneaked into the boys' bathroom, took off their clothes in a hurry, and the four of them hurriedly slipped into the hot water pool.

"Watch it, I'll teach it again. First, we have to make it stand up."

""

As he spoke, Simo picked up a small bag, opened it, put it rustlingly under his body, and fiddled with it. Then he stood up and faced the three of them: "Do you understand?"

Harry: ""

Ron: ""

Neville: ""

What do you want us to say?

I understand, instructor.

Ron glanced at Seamus with a complicated expression, and then said dryly: "I'll try."

After a long time, Ron worked hard to finish it. He looked at the eyes of several people with some embarrassment: "I feel a little uncomfortable. How do you feel?"

"Very good, quite impressive," Harry muttered.

"Okay, let's take a shower and go back." Neville said in a panic: "It's already lights out time. If you are caught, you will be deducted points."

As he spoke, he stood up in a hurry, and then his feet seemed to have stepped on something, and he pushed Simo down with a plop.

"Damn it, be careful." Seamus bared his teeth and stood up.

"Are you okay Neville?" Harry rushed over and helped Neville up.

"Ahem, I'm fine, I'm fine." Neville choked on his water and said, "Be careful, I don't know who threw the soap under the pool.

puff

Harry fell into the water

"Harry" Ron quickly stepped forward to help him.

Harry emerged from the water, holding a piece of soap in one hand and holding his knee with the other hand. He couldn't help but bend down: "Well, I knocked my knee when I stood up. It hurts me so much. Let me "Slowly"

Ron nodded and stood aside to support Harry. Neville lay on the edge of the pool and groaned, clutching his butt in pain.

There was a clang, and the four people turned to look. Sirius was standing naked at the entrance of the bathroom with a look of shock on his face, looking at them: "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" Harry was a little confused: "Good evening, Sirius, do you want to come with us?"

Sirius looked at the soap in Harry's hand, then at Neville who was lying on the edge of the pool holding his butt and moaning, and then his eyes fell on Ron's lower body.

The next second, Sirius' eyes widened with anger: "What are you doing Harry, how can I explain to James if you do this?"

Harry: ""

"What is he talking about?" Ron looked confused.

"Shut up," Sirius roared roughly, took out a wand from the basin on the ground and pointed it at Ron: "I'm going to fucking kill you little brat."

"Wait a minute, Sirius, what are you talking about?" Harry looked at Sirius in confusion.

Sirius was startled. Could it be that he had really misunderstood?

"Ouch, my butt hurts so much" Neville moaned.

"Die, you bastard" Sirius roared again.

"I'm really sorry, Ron."

The next day, Egg met Ron in the school infirmary. Beside Ron's bed, Sirius was peeling an apple for Ron with a dry smile. Ron leaned on the bedside with a dark face, and Harry helplessly supported his head.

"I really want to know what happened." Egg blinked with curiosity.

Sirius touched the back of his head and laughed dryly: "Hahahahaha"

Ron looked at Sirius with a look that said if you dare to say anything, I will fight with you. Sirius closed his mouth knowingly.

Egg glanced at Ron. Ron looked at Egg's helpless smile, and then felt his brain was in a trance for a moment, and then heard Egg's magical laughter ringing in the school doctor's room, and it never stopped.

"I'm telling you." Madam Pomfrey pinched her waist and rushed in angrily: "If there is nothing necessary, can you please go out?"

"I'm going, I'm going hahahahaha" Egg was dragged out by Hermione.

"That's not what I said." Sirius spread his hands.

"What just happened?" Ron looked confused.

Sirius looked at Ron and smiled awkwardly: "Have you ever heard of Legilimency?"

Ron: ""

"Ah ah ah, I will fight with you."

In the corridor, Egg found that the nearest Ron seemed particularly unlucky.

In an instant, he saw everything from giving gifts to taking a bath. Until noon, Iger couldn't stop his magical laughter and tears.

However, thanks to Madam Pomfrey's superb medical skills, Ron was discharged from the hospital at noon, just in time for his afternoon appointment.

During the hospitalization, no one came to visit, and everyone kept silent about the hospitalization. They were really embarrassed to talk about it.

"This is a haunted house famous throughout the UK." At the door of the Screaming Shack, Ron shrugged in a pretentious manner.

Thank God, if Harry and Egg hadn't told him the history of this room, he would never have gone near it.

"How do you feel?" Ron turned and looked at Lavender with that evil smile.

"It feels a little uncomfortable." Lavender shrank into Ron's arms and hugged Ron's waist. The expression on Ron's face instantly became wonderful.

In the distance, Egg and the others were sneaking behind a dirt bag and looking in the direction of the two of them. When they saw Lavender hugging Ron's waist, Harry picked up the camera and made a click.

"Where did you get the camera?" Egg turned and looked at Harry: "You are still doing this."

"You can't miss the opportunity to borrow from Colin. I don't have too many opportunities to laugh at him." Harry grinned and shook the camera in his hand triumphantly.

"Well" Egg nodded: "Well done."

"She looks very scared." Harry looked at the two people's backs and gradually showed a perverted smile on his face: "I feel that Ron should be able to hit a home run."

"Harry" Hermione's voice sounded very unkind: "Can you please not discuss these things in front of women?"

"Sorry, sorry." Harry laughed dryly.

"Brown" Hermione no longer paid attention to the two of them, turned around and frowned in confusion: "I always feel like I forgot something."

"Dennis Brown, the most famous exorcist in the UK, and his wife Emeryn Brown have killed many female ghosts, undead, inferi, etc." Egg nodded: "I think, as their daughter, Lavender Brown is afraid of ghosts. This statement is really a bit nonsense, even though she is more interested in prophecy."

Harry: ""

Hermione: ""

So, he was tricked

"They're in." Harry suddenly became excited.

"If I remember correctly, there seems to be a bed in the Shrieking Shack. A cleaning spell can be used to deal with it." Egg grinned.

"How do you know so clearly?" Hermione turned her head and looked at Egger displeased.

"When I came to Hogsmeade to help students buy things when I was eight years old, I would often take the secret passage of the Whomping Willow." Egg spread his hands and said, "Because it's very close."

"Won't he be attacked by the Whomping Willow?" Harry was puzzled.

"I knew how to use the Patronus Charm when I was eight years old." Egger did not answer directly, but the two of them still understood.

It means that if you don’t obey, you will be beaten.

"Should we get closer?" Harry said excitedly, "Please, I can't wait."

"No" Hermione shook her head with firm eyes: "This is too much, and it is also very rude. What if we sneak in and are discovered?"

"We don't have to go in." Iger dug into his pocket and pulled out something like a rubber rope, with a realistic ear at the end of the rope.

Are you kidding, you still need to use it?

Brother, there is everything here.

Please call me Dora Egg

"It's not good for us to do this," Hermione muttered quietly, still disapproving of what the two of them did.

"We're going over there." Iger said and left.

Hermione was stunned: "Wait for me."

“It looks really dirty in here”

The two walked into the Shrieking Shack, and Ron subconsciously slapped his nose: "God, how long has it been since anyone lived here."

Lavender snuggled into Ron's arms again: "Ron, I'm scared."

"It doesn't matter, I'm here." Ron pretended to be bold and put his arm around Lavender's shoulders, his heart beating excitedly.

He suddenly remembered what Egg told him before he came:

If you can't hit a home run, it doesn't matter. A girl wants her first time to be a good one. You can take her to a different place, such as covering her face and getting a suite at the Three Broomsticks. Ms. Rosmerta. If we don't give you a room, you can cover your face and go to the Pig's Head pub. Be careful when you go there. Hagrid and Professor Flitwick always go there.

Also, remember to bring your own cup

Ron also remembered his grateful reply to Iger: How much does it cost to rent a room?

Then Iger threw a piece of gold to himself casually

I have a good friend who is really reliable

Ron was thinking this, and in the invisible corner behind him, an ear with a long rope was arching around the corner like an earthworm.

"We can record it." Harry excitedly took out a tape recorder.

"You are the devil, right?" Egg glanced at Harry with his eyes downcast.

"No no no, you are" Harry grinned.

Egg always felt that Harry seemed to be led astray by himself and Sirius, and he couldn't help but miss Harry's fussy look when they first met.

Although he still looks like a good boy now, he has become a bit naughty for some reason.

Still a bit naughty

Hermione glared at Harry, as if she was objecting to something, but she didn't dare to say anything for fear of being heard by the two people in the room.

The two people's voices began to come out intermittently from the telescopic ears. Ron laughed loudly from time to time, but Egg and the others were a little confused.

This kind of laughter is just like those people in the previous life videos who said they were not afraid of walking into a haunted house and laughed exaggeratedly.

I always think it sounds a bit confusing.

And then there was Lavender's voice that sounded very adoring.

Iger grinned. She was really a scary woman. Iger felt that as long as she didn't bite off Ron's lips in the future, Ron would basically be eaten to death by her.

Judging from Lavender's performance, she is a girl who is good at emotional intelligence.

She knows how to satisfy a man's little vanity, and she also knows how to save face for him, being proactive, enthusiastic, considerate, and gentle.

The most important thing is that the EQ is high but the IQ is very low.

All men will like this kind of woman.

Turning his head and looking at Hermione, Egg felt that if it was his choice

Sure enough, I still choose the beautiful one.

Hermione is such a beauty

When she was little, she could only be considered cute, and now Hermione doesn't take care of her very much.

But Egg is waiting. While waiting for the Goblet of Fire to start, Egg hopes to see Hermione's stunning appearance.

As for now, Iger is not in a hurry at all.

It's like if you find an antique worth hundreds of millions at a street stall, will you remember to publicize it?

Not urgent

"What are you looking at?" Hermione asked in a low voice, feeling a little embarrassed when Egg looked at her.

"I'm reading a book," Iger mumbled casually.

Hermione wrinkled her delicate little nose: "Don't make trouble, you don't like reading."

Egger nodded seriously: "Yes, but the more I read, the more I want to sleep."

Hermione blushed, and to Egg's right, Harry burped.

I don’t know why, I just feel a little overwhelmed.

This is the dog food that Iger said

Will my Animagus turn into a dog if this continues?