Hogwarts Poisoned Egg

After Christmas, Egger never asked questions about the Final Four. Mobile terminal

He has been busy with one thing recently.

Christmas has passed, but some people don’t celebrate Christmas.

For example, international friends from my hometown in the East celebrate the Spring Festival.

"What is this"

In the kitchen, Hermione looked at the unknown object produced by Yao Minqi with confusion.

"These are called dumplings." Yao Minqi crossed her arms proudly, while Sirius behind him had a face full of flour and a dog-legged smile.

Egg pouted: "The dumplings are obviously steamed buns, ah, ah, ah, my waist is about to break."

Yao Minqi sneered and threw Aige aside like a dead fish: "If I say it's a dumpling, it's a dumpling."

"Deideidei, you said dei." Iger nodded hurriedly and stood up holding his weak waist: "Although this dumpling is a bit big..."

click

"Grass, it must be broken." Iger almost burst into tears.

"Illusion." Yao Minqi let go of Iger's legs with a nonchalant expression.

"You farted, I heard the noise," Egger said with anger.

Yao Minqi was furious: "You just farted. What did you hear?"

"So you heard her fart." Not far away, You Mengyu wiped the flour on her face and glanced at Ige expressionlessly.

Egger said with a smile on his face: "Silent farts are the most deadly."

click

"Today is twenty-nine, and tomorrow will be New Year's Eve. I must let the students I bring live an authentic hometown New Year," Yao Minqi vowed, clenching her fists.

I feel like a star

Iger looked at the dumplings made by Yao Minqi with a look of sympathy.

This thing shouldn't be able to kill anyone

To be honest, compared to the dumplings made by Hermione, the dumplings made by Yao Minqi are already quite good-looking.

But there is a saying in this world, which is relatively speaking

Only relatively speaking

"Obviously every year, we make dumplings for the students. Am I bad at making dumplings?" Yao Minqi looked a little disappointed and looked at the different dumplings she made.

"I suggest letting the house elves come." Egg spread his hands.

"Wicked slavery, stay away from me." Yao Minqi snorted.

"In fact, I strongly disagree with the slavery system of house elves." Sirius muttered behind Yao Minqi: "Thinking about it from another person's perspective, none of us want to be someone else's slave, right?"

I'm sorry you're such a shameless person

I forgot how you treated old Kreacher.

If it weren't for me, you would have died sooner or later at the hands of your own house elf.

Egg looked at Sirius with contempt, and Sirius stood behind Yao Minqi without blushing or breathing.

We still need to make our political stance clear, right?

"Oh, thank God you're all here."

The door opened, and Hagrid hurriedly walked into the kitchen: "I heard from Hermione before that the little wizards in the East also have a unique festival, saying that they are going to make something similar to a pie. I am thinking of you. Maybe I need to help, haha, I came here before I even had time to feed Lu Wei his dinner, I’m not happy.”

Egger: ""

Not happy, really, not happy at all

Harry and Ron, who were struggling to make dumplings, turned to look at Hermione expressionlessly.

Isn’t it good to live?

Making dumplings is already troublesome enough, right?

Hermione lowered her head in shame, then glanced at Egg with an apologetic look, silently lip-texting: "I didn't ask him to help."

"Yes, but Hagrid has always been so enthusiastic." Egger nodded with emotion: "It doesn't matter, I think some people are more accustomed to his cooking skills."

"Who?" Hermione looked curious.

"Dumbledore" Iger curled his lips: "He said that he believed in Hagrid and could even entrust his life to Hagrid. Now is the time to test the authenticity of his words."

Hermione: ""

Are you talking about the same thing?

"No, no, no, Hagrid." Harry waved his hand quickly: "This work is too delicate, and your fingers may not be suitable for it."

"Oh, it doesn't matter, I can pack a bigger bag." Hagrid patted his chest confidently.

Ron shrugged: "Doubled the damage."

Iger clapped his hands: "We can do this"

As he spoke, the dumpling wrappers on the table flew up automatically. The spoon scooped up a spoonful of meat filling and wrapped it in it. A dumpling was formed.

Yao Minqi snorted: "Dumplings must be made by hand to be delicious."

Iger took a look at Yao Minqi's bag and said, "Are you sure?"

click

"what"

Early the next morning, Egg grinned and rubbed his sore waist when he came to the auditorium. The decoration of the auditorium today was completely different from the usual mysterious castle style.

Little red lanterns floated high above the auditorium, and the sky above the auditorium was clear and clear.

The twins were attracting the attention of a group of people. They were setting off fireworks and small fiery red firecrackers crackling in the auditorium. Professor McGonagall on the teacher's bench didn't seem to notice. The older cat girl was wearing a red robe. He was happily talking to Yao Minqi beside him.

It seemed that it was the first time for the whole school to celebrate an exotic festival, and many catgirls didn't bother to argue with the twins.

"Happy New Year, Egg." Harry held his fists and looked at Egg with a smile while speaking blunt Chinese.

"Xinlianhao" Ron seems to have a big tongue

Egger looked at the two of them happily and said, "Happy New Year."

"Why do you speak Chinese so well?" Harry looked at Egg with envy.

"Don't forget, I stayed in China for a month before." Iger grinned and muttered quietly in his heart.

And the twenty years of my previous life

"Is it so easy to learn Chinese in one month?" Harry looked at You Mengyu curiously.

You Mengyu turned her head expressionlessly.

Ha ha

A month

Enough with Pinyin

If you want to learn how to say red carp, green carp and donkey, or eight hundred pacesetters running up the north slope, or a more obscure dialect such as Gakka and stuck on the curb, you probably need to get one. Spend half your life studying for a Chinese green card

Today's breakfast changed from the past style of grilled sausages with eggs, milk, and everything turned into wonton buns and rice porridge, which made a group of students burp.

The breakfast recipe is a recipe given by Egg to the elves. Egg is not sure whether the students will like the food, but it seems that they eat it very delicious.

At least that was the case for Crabbe and Goyle, two big fat men who were scrambling to swallow one bun at a time.

Iger even suspected that even if he added some shit to the buns, these two guys would eat them without saying a word.

Even have to rob

But Egger always thought that Goyle was pretty good, and that Crabbe was really a retard.

Although he always followed Malfoy like a fool, he really went to kill him at the critical moment.

Not to mention anything else, it was the Avatar shot against Hermione in the original book and the reckless fire that was released, which made Egg silently sentence him to death in his heart.

He doesn't have to be killed, but if something goes wrong, he will definitely be the first to be killed.

It's just so unreasonable.

The world is like this, weak people have no right to reason

Only the strong can reason, and the last word is the strong fist.

For those who are superior, they can always find a way to justify themselves. Iger doesn't like the behavior of big people, but it doesn't mean that he won't use it.

The sound of snoring sounded in his ears, and Egg turned to look at Ron, only to realize that there was someone beside him who could rival Crabbe and Goyle's appetite.

Ron has grown very fast recently, and his appetite has become extremely large. Those who knew knew that he was in puberty, but those who didn't thought that the troll bloodline was about to awaken.

"How does breakfast taste?" Egg looked at Ron curiously.

"Yeah, it's delicious." Ron nodded hurriedly and ate another meat bun.

Egg nodded: "As long as you are happy."

"Hey guys, do you want to set off some firecrackers? We found that these things are no worse than fireworks." Fred hurriedly came over with a bunch of firecrackers.

"I'll do it, I'll do it." Ron blurted out what was in his mouth and grabbed a face full of firecrackers.

Seeing Ron grabbing the firecrackers, a glint suddenly flashed in the twins' eyes.

Although the two of them tried their best to hide it, the excitement was still keenly captured by Egger.

Calmly holding up a transparent shield in front of him that was difficult to detect with the naked eye, Egg looked at Ron expressionlessly.

"Just light it on fire and throw it out, right?" Ron asked looking at the twins.

"Ah, that's right, you can also put it in a place, light it on fire and run away." George said quickly.

Harry frowned slightly as he looked at the firecrackers in Ron's hands. Although the things the twins brought out were very interesting every time, they seemed to be the ones who suffered the loss every time. He wanted to remind Ron, but when he saw There seemed to be nothing wrong with the firecrackers. The ones the twins had just set off were also red.

The only difference may be that the Chinese characters above are a little different.

But there shouldn't be any problem. The firecracker's gunpowder twister is very long and looks very safe.

Harry didn't notice that You Mengyu silently moved a long distance away.

"It's up to me." Ron Xing hurriedly put the firecracker aside and took out his wand, the tip of the wand spitting flames slightly.

Harry covered his ears and stepped back slightly, and Egg narrowed his eyes slightly.

Hermione hid her head behind the book. The little girl didn't like crackling things like firecrackers as much as fireworks, and was even a little scared.

Weiwei stretched out his hand to explore forward, Ron made up his mind, and stepped away the moment he lit it.

The young man is not stupid and knows that the twins' things are not so easy to get.

Under everyone's gaze, the beating flame from the tip of Ron's stick touched the gunpowder twister of the firecracker.

In an instant, boom

The long fuse didn't seem to be of much use. The moment the flame touched the fuse, a loud bang resounded throughout the auditorium, and a column of black smoke drifted away from Ron's side.

Ron blinked blankly and turned to look at Egg and the others: "What happened just now?"

"puff"

Egger suddenly slobbered out for more than a meter, then hugged his belly and laughed crazily.

At this time, Ron's body in front of him was completely dark. Only his eyes and teeth were white on the entire front, and the rest was even darker than Li Jordan.

Jordan was fairly brown, but Ron looked like a briquette at this moment.

The same thing happened to Harry beside him. It was useless to dodge, as the pitch-black black seemed to be imprinted on his body.

Roaring laughter instantly broke out. Ron looked at his dark body with a blank look on his face, and then screamed uncontrollably.

"What is this?" Ron looked at himself and jumped on his feet: "Why is it so dark? Why did it explode all at once? Isn't the lead very long? What on earth is going on?"

No one answered him, everyone was holding their bellies and laughing. Even Professor McGonagall on the teacher's bench looked at Ron and Harry with a look of laughter.

Dumbledore looked at Ron and nodded slightly happily.

Ron blinked his eyes, looked at Egg and the others helplessly and smiled.

The neat teeth were once again highlighted by the dark face and shone brightly. Iger couldn't hold back and burst into laughter again.

Ron hurriedly wiped his face, but found that it couldn't be wiped off. He had no choice but to drag Harry and leave the auditorium together. It seemed that he should go to the bathroom.

Twenty minutes later, Ron's roar echoed throughout the floor.

“Why can’t I wash it off?”

Hogwarts Poisoned Egg