Live fortune-telling: The face of the gold digger was swollen at the beginning

"Ugh..."

"Can……"

The unlucky child cried and said yes.

Then, a smile appeared on Shen Chen's face:

"The girlfriend of the unlucky boy is Xu Ting."

"Xu Ting lives opposite the building of the unlucky child."

"They often meet when they go shopping downstairs, and they have spoken a few times once in a while, so they are getting acquainted."

"Then……"

"Look at the screen."

The sound fell.

A screen appears on the Red Dust Mirror:

In the picture, the unlucky child is sitting on the toilet, his face is flushed red.

After a long time.

The unlucky boy got up.

Muttering in his mouth: "I have been constipated for three days, and I still can't get it out."

While talking.

The unlucky child was about to get up.

But in the middle of getting up, I found that there was no toilet paper at home.

then……

The unlucky child took off the panties and used them as toilet paper, the whole mosaic of the key parts.

Running out of panties.

The unlucky child wore shorts and went to the supermarket downstairs to buy toilet paper.

When buying toilet paper.

Just met Xu Ting.

"Are you here to buy things too?" Xu Ting greeted.

The unlucky child responded enthusiastically: "Yes, what are you here to buy?"

"Dog food."

Xu Ting responded with a smile.

The two chatted for a while.

They went shopping and left.

The unlucky boy just walked to the door.

I just feel shit rolling in my stomach.

Showing the tendency of volcanic eruption.

I just feel that the chrysanthemum is loose, and a lump of chocolate comes out of the chrysanthemum.

It just so happened that the unlucky child was not wearing panties, and the chocolate that came out of the chrysanthemum fell from the trouser legs to the ground.

People come and go.

The unlucky boy was so embarrassed that he died.

Walk quickly in a hurry, and chant secretly in your heart: "I can't see me, I can't see me..."

"Jiang Hao."

"You dropped something."

"I picked it up for you."

"This thing is soft, why is it smelly?"

at this time.

Xu Ting's voice came from behind.

Xu Ting wears thick glasses for myopia.

What I hold in my hand is the chocolate that has come out of the chrysanthemum.

Because of myopia, because of the dim lights nearby, and because it fell out of her pants, Xu Ting didn't recognize the truth of the chocolate for a while.

Chapter 040 If I'm This Unlucky, I'll Perform Live Suicide

"Pfft, hahaha."

"Is this trying to kill me?"

"Damn, my abs are laughing out."

"The chocolate that came out of the chrysanthemum was held by Xu Ting, hahaha."

"I squatted on the toilet and couldn't get out, but I didn't wear panties, so I jumped out, haha."

"Students are studying quietly. I peeked at the live broadcast and made pig noises. What should I do? Wait online, I'm in a hurry!"

"Students are nothing, I am the principal, and now I am in a meeting with the Education Bureau, and the director is lecturing, I laughed like a pig..."

After seeing the live broadcast.

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed together.

And the picture in the live broadcast room is still going on.

"You dropped something."

Xu Ting took the chrysanthemum and took out the chocolate, and handed it to the unlucky child with a smile.

The unlucky child suppressed his nausea, put the smelling chocolate into his pocket, and said with embarrassment, "Thank you."

"what is this?"

"It's soft to the touch and a bit smelly."

Seeing the unlucky child put the chocolate in his pocket, Xu Ting asked curiously.

"This……"

"It's a kind of soap."

"It can get rid of mites on the back."

The unlucky child was sweating profusely, so he could only answer indiscriminately.

Xu Ting's eyes lit up: "Can you give me some? I have some bumps on my back recently."

"cannot!"

The unlucky child only felt his scalp go numb, so he turned his head and left.

Looking at the back of the unlucky child, Xu Ting said angrily:

"Humph!"

"mean."

"Hahaha."

"Killing me."

"Chocolate is mite soap?"

"666, the unlucky boy's adaptability is really 6."

"I'm thinking now, what would happen if Xu Ting took the chocolate back and smeared it on her back?"

"Upstairs, are you a beast? Why are you thinking about everything, I'm going to be sick..."

a time.

The live broadcast room was very lively again.

After a while of excitement, the water friends in the live broadcast room sent barrage again:

"Master, what happened next?"

"Yeah, what happened next?"

"How did they meet?"

"How did they fall in love, tell me quickly..."

Under the urging of everyone, Shen Chen obtained the agreement of the unlucky child, and stroked the palm of his hand across the mirror of mortals.

next moment.

The screen of Hongchen mirror appeared again:

In the picture, the unlucky child arranges a blind date.

And show the unlucky child the photo of the blind date girl.

The unlucky child took a look, good guy, isn't this Xu Ting?

then……

The two sides agreed on a time.

Meet at a nearby park.

When they met, Xu Ting's face was full of disappointment.

then.

The unlucky child can only find something to say.

Pointing to an ugly looking Teddy not far away, he said with a smile:

"That dog is ugly."

"The hair is all curled up."

"And this dog barks all the time."

"I don't know what kind of neuropathy will raise this kind of dog."

When the voice fell, Xu Ting waved to Teddy: "Xiao Di, come here."

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Little Teddy ran to Xu Ting.

Xu Ting held the little Teddy with a smile on her face:

"Xiao Di is mine."

"It's usually very good."

"It's not too loud, it doesn't affect people's rest."

Seeing that Teddy belongs to Xu Ting, the unlucky child looked embarrassed, and then forced a laugh:

"Hahaha."

"I like dogs best."

"You Teddy doesn't even bark."

"It's so good, give me a kiss..."

In order to express closeness, the unlucky child rubbed Teddy with his nose.

result……

Teddy stuck out his tongue.