"I really want to hear it."
"Speak quickly."
"How unlucky am I thinking?"
"This shit is a proper fan benefit."
"Speak quickly, after the lecture is over, the master will relieve your bad luck..."
Hear Shen Chen's words.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were instantly happy.
They all want to know what the unlucky child has experienced all these years.
heard.
The unlucky child nodded:
"My first girlfriend just broke up with me."
"Then, let me start with her."
"Because I am too unlucky, the students will stay away from me for fear of getting bad luck."
"so……"
"Junior high school, high school, college."
"Even the years after graduating from college."
"I haven't even had a girlfriend."
"Even because I'm so unlucky, no girl wants to talk to me."
"in my heart."
"I long to have a girlfriend."
"You can't get a girlfriend in reality."
"I just want to sleep more, dreaming of my girlfriend in my dream, is it okay?"
"It can start at the age of eight."
"In the next eighteen or nineteen years."
"I've never had a sexual dream, it's true!"
Speaking of it.
The hapless boy paused.
Tears welled up in his eyes.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were very sympathetic.
Many female water friends express that they want to time travel to the dream of the unlucky child and do shameful things with the unlucky child.
then……
The unlucky boy continued to tell:
"I am a man,"
"Have the psychological and physical needs of a normal man."
"This kind of demand is increasing day by day. Graduates from college go to society."
"Watching couples getting married was even more lustful, so I bought a blow-up doll."
"It turned out to be the first time I used it."
"The blow-up doll exploded."
"Unwilling to give up, I bought a silicone doll again."
"When I used it for the first time, the silicone doll's hair, eyeballs and other parts all fell down, which almost scared me to death."
"The second time."
"The lower body of a silicone doll."
"A big gray mouse came out."
"Almost scared me to death, the mouse even gnawed on the underside of the doll."
Speaking of it.
The unlucky child was full of helplessness and self-mockery.
"I'm Nima."
"Isn't this too bad luck?"
"Unlucky mother opened the door for unlucky, unlucky home."
"Even if you burned the Old Summer Palace in your previous life, it wouldn't be such a bad luck, would it?"
"Don't talk about burning the Old Summer Palace, even if it's a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace and the Lingxiao Palace is torn down, it won't be so unlucky!"
"Nimma, this is the first time I've heard that inflatable dolls can explode?"
"This is the first time I heard that mice can be drilled under silicone dolls."
"I was preparing for a big battle, but a big gray mouse came out from below. The picture is so beautiful that I dare not imagine..."
After hearing the story of the unlucky child.
The water friends in the live broadcast room expressed their shock.
After the shock was over, the water friends began to urge again:
"Hurry up."
"Keep talking, don't stop."
"So unlucky, how did you get a girlfriend?"
"Tell me, what's the matter with your girlfriend?"
Under the urging of everyone.
The unlucky boy began to tell again:
"My girlfriend is beautiful."
"Like the girl-next-door kind."
"Because of a coincidence, we met."
"After getting to know each other."
"I just found out that she was dumped by her boyfriend."
"For some reason, we are together."
"She likes to take pictures."
"I just bought a set of 1888 camera videos and studied them every day."
"Counting today, in the 191 days I spent with her, I took more than 3000 photos of her."
"She likes to be touched."
"I'm just posting."
"Build a love building for her."
"I begged my grandpa to sue my grandma and spend money everywhere."
"Let more than 1 people leave words of blessing for us in the post."
"She likes good food."
"I'll just quit my job as a programmer."
"Go to a big restaurant and learn to cook from the chef."
"After studying for half a year, the salary of a cook is now higher than that of a programmer."
"she likes……"
The unlucky kid was still talking about what the girl likes, so he did it.
Water friends in the live broadcast room.
Especially female water friends.
Those who have already been moved don’t want to:
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
"This man is too nice."
"If a man treats me like this, I'm willing not to give a bride price."
"Don't say you don't want a bride price. If there is such a man who treats me like this, I will give him a bride price."
"It's nothing to give a bride price. I'll buy him a car and a house, give birth to him, do housework for him, and give him a small amount of money to spend."
"You bitch upstairs, don't fight with Aunt Liu. Aunt Liu needs someone who loves me right now. I can buy a Ferrari for the unlucky kid. Can you guys?"
Seeing the unlucky kid pay so much for his girlfriend.
In the live broadcast room, many water friends began to be jealous, and even Aunt Liu, who gave the Ferrari, ran out.
Just when the water friends were frantically swiping the barrage.
The unlucky child cried:
"for her."
"I gave everything."
"She was touched by me too."
"I originally agreed to meet my parents tomorrow."
"As a result, he called me today and said that his ex-boyfriend came back to find her."
"I'll call her back."
"She turned off the phone, woo woo woo."
"drop……"
The unlucky child is crying.
Suddenly a text message came from the phone.
When I opened the text message, it was from my ex-girlfriend.
The content of the text message is only a few words: [You are a good person, I have loved you! 】
"Wow……"
The unlucky child cried even louder.
Seeing this scene.
Water friends in the live broadcast room expressed sympathy.
After some sympathetic bullet screens flew by, the water friends began to ask again:
"The child is too poor."
"Master, how did they know each other?"
"Master, how did they fall in love?"
"He is so unlucky, how did he fall in love with the girl?"
There are many water friends who inquire.
But at this time, the unlucky child was sobbing, so the friends had no choice but to ask Shen Chen.
Shen Chen looked at the unlucky boy: "Can I say it?"
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