Live fortune-telling: The face of the gold digger was swollen at the beginning

Licked the poor boy's nose.

The unlucky child smelled a strong stench, and his expression changed drastically:

"Xu Ting."

"In your little Di's mouth."

"Why is there a bad smell?"

Xu Ting opened Teddy's mouth and took a look.

There are some yellow objects between the teeth, which are exuding a slight stench.

shuh...

Xu Ting's face changed slightly.

Immediately got up and walked to the grass where Teddy was playing just now.

When I walked to the grass where Teddy was playing just now, I saw that there was indeed a lump of chocolate.

Xu Ting turned cold and pinched Teddy's ear, and asked in a cold voice:

"Oh shit."

"Did you just eat shit in the grass again?"

"vomit……"

Hear this.

The unlucky child just felt his stomach churn and couldn't bear it any longer, and ran straight to the bathroom.

"Pfft, hahaha."

"I'm dying of laughter, I'm going to die of laughing."

"Damn, are you eating shit again, there is a word?"

"I've been laughed so hard that I can't straighten my waist. This damn is more expensive than my wife."

"This is too 6. Damn, if you go on a blind date, you can even be licked by a shit-eating dog. There is no one else."

"I am more and more curious, why is he so unlucky after he is eight years old?"

"Wooooow, I'm also super curious about what happened to him on his eighth birthday? I'm really looking forward to Master Shen's explanation."

"Why are you unlucky after the age of eight? I'll talk about it later. Let me talk about why they fell in love first?"

"Yes, let's talk about why you fell in love first."

"Say it……"

Under the urging of water friends.

Shen Chen injected mana into the Hongchen mirror again.

The next moment, the Hongchen mirror appeared again.

In the picture, the unlucky child went to the bathroom to wash up, then returned to the park and sat next to Xu Ting.

"Are you OK."

"I'm sorry just now."

Xu Ting apologized to the unlucky boy.

The unlucky child quickly waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay..."

It's all right.

The two fell into embarrassment.

The unlucky boy once again showed his ability to find something to say.

Pointing to the two wearing hats, masks and sunglasses in the distance, they covered their entire faces with a tight smile and said:

"look!"

"There are two psychos over there."

"It was a hot day and he even wore a hat, a mask, and even sunglasses."

"Are you saying they are stupid?"

Facing inquiries from unlucky children.

Xu Ting's original expression became awkward:

"them……"

"They are my parents."

"I told them not to come."

"But they want to see what you look like."

"I didn't want to expose myself, so I had to cover myself tightly."

"Hahaha."

"It's so funny."

"Mould God possessed this?"

"This shit is really embarrassing."

"Speaking of two psychopaths, it turned out to be the girl's parents?"

"What the hell did you do to be so unlucky?"

"In my previous life, I watched the queen mother take a bath and ate the peaches from the flat peach garden. Otherwise, how could I be punished like this?"

"My mother, I am getting more and more curious. The blind date has become like this, and the two can still be together."

"I'm also curious, how did the two end up together?"

"I'm super curious, Master Shen, tell me quickly, how did they end up together?"

At the request of many water friends.

Shen Chen asked Hongchen Mirror to continue performing.

After the unlucky child in the picture learned that the two psychopaths he mentioned were actually Xu Ting's parents, cold sweat broke out in embarrassment.

"let's be together."

When the unlucky child didn't know how to speak, Xu Ting spoke suddenly.

The unlucky child who was in embarrassment looked shocked: "Why...why?"

"Because I see that you are very unlucky."

"It just so happened that I was also very unlucky."

"I was just dumped by my ex-boyfriend recently."

"We two unlucky people are together, we must have common topics, and we must cherish each other."

"Do you want to?"

Xu Ting smiled sweetly.

He looked at the unlucky child tenderly.

Looking at Xu Ting's sweet smile and gentle gaze, the unlucky child felt his heart was about to melt, and hurriedly:

"willing."

"I am willing."

Xu Ting stretched out her hand: "Then we will be boyfriend and girlfriend from now on."

The unlucky boy was about to agree.

Suddenly remembered something, and said with embarrassment: "Xu Ting."

"Ok?"

"Do you remember that anti-mite soap?"

"Huh, I must remember, you are so stingy, I picked up the mite-removing soap for you from the ground, but you couldn't bear to give me a little bit!"

"actually……"

"That's not soap!"

The unlucky child took a deep breath and decided to tell the truth.

"Not soap."

"what is that?"

Xu Ting asked in surprise.

The unlucky child gritted his teeth:

"I was constipated in those few days, and there was no paper in the bathroom after going to the bathroom, so I wiped it with my panties."

"After wiping, I went straight to the neutral gear to buy toilet paper, and ended up rolling in my stomach."

"Accidentally."

"A loose chrysanthemum."

"Chocolate falling out of pants."

"It just happened to be picked up by you, so I had to lie to you and say mite-removing soap."

"I'm very unlucky. Since I decided to be with you, I think I should be honest and honest to avoid any misunderstanding."

"so."

"Would you still like to be with me?"

Chapter 041 When I was full of hope, I fell into hell, a wonderful chapter

"what? "

"That soap..."

"It turned out to be your shit?"

Xu Ting, who had shown a sweet smile just now, turned dark all of a sudden, and her voice was full of anger.

The unlucky child looked embarrassed, and faltered: "I, I, I..."

"never mind."

"Let's stay together."

Suddenly, Xu Ting stopped being angry and continued to let the two be together.

The unlucky child couldn't help but startled: "You... aren't you angry?"

"Of course I'm angry."

"But doesn't that just mean you're unlucky enough?"

"When we two unlucky people are together, there will be more topics to talk about, and we will know how to cherish it more."

"And you are very honest, you should be a beloved person who can be entrusted to you for life."

A smile appeared on Xu Ting's face again, with a serious tone in her tone.

"Fuck."

"Together?"

"This is together?"

"It turns out that the ultimate unlucky thing is luck."

"The unlucky child is too honest. I just thought this love affair must be over."

"Yeah, I didn't expect that it was because of the honesty of the unlucky child that love started..."