I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

"..."

The onlookers were discussing in a dazed manner, and the live broadcast room was even more frustrating.

Because, they discovered a very important detail.

Brother Funeral, I didn't pay attention this time.

The new event of Changhong Funeral is a yearly cashback.

This made netizens have to start thinking wildly.

【How to say?My funeral brother asked you to come to collect event cashback every year, can't you get it all? 】

[Good guy... Brother Funeral is too strong, isn't he? 】

[Yan Wang wants you to die in the third watch, no one should think about it one second earlier! 】

[No, how did the third floor explode? 】

[It’s worth asking, Brother Funeral kept him alive, even if he went on a hunger strike, the protein would burrow into his stomach by himself! 】

[@长雨节祭, Brother Funeral, come out and say something! 】

[Brothers, stop talking, see you in the news later, I'll send a private message to Brother Funeral first. 】

【…】

Similarly, in front of the mobile phone screen, Zhang Fan also looked bewildered.

With such an outrageous way of survival, he would not believe that there was no external interference.

"System, tell me honestly, is there any possibility of my 'return' business failing?"

After Zhang Fan murmured, the system's notification sounded.

However, the system did not reply to Zhang Fan's question, but a cold notification sound:

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, the funeral appointment is successful, please contact the customer as soon as possible to sign a free contract! 】

Chapter 145 Everyone will brag about this matter forever!

"Do you still have to sign a contract?"

Receiving the prompt from the system, Zhang Fan showed a trace of disgust on his face.

But after thinking about it, now that the electronic contract is so convenient, it doesn't take much time.

This big brother, this wave really used up all the luck of his life at once, I hope he will stop having such dangerous thoughts in the future.

However, Zhang Fan is not very good at making contacts, so he probably needs to ask Liu Jun for a little help.

After exiting the live broadcast room, Zhang Fan glanced at the time.

twelve o'clock.

Zhao Yong and the others should be almost done.

After making so many orders today, the three of them probably suffered a lot, so I asked them to eat something simple.

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan got dressed and went to Changhong's funeral.

……

At the same time, the Internet is completely fried.

Jumping down from the [-]th floor, I only broke the support cover.

This kind of building jumping technique, even in the entire medical field, is quite explosive.

If he simply fell down and survived, netizens might lament his fate.

But this uncle was saved alive by external force!

After the incident happened, it soon met the standard of explosive pulp, and was spread wildly by netizens.

In less than an hour, it went directly to the top of the hot search.

And Zhang Fan's prompt in the live broadcast room was also screenshotted by netizens and reproduced everywhere.

Even a bigwig in the medical field came off the stage in person, saying that all of this was a coincidence among coincidences, and urged netizens not to imitate at will.

After the incident, the Nancheng Fire Department also issued a statement immediately:

[Today at noon, a man committed suicide by jumping off a building in the Xingfu Community. He happened to encounter an explosion in a residential building on the third floor... The man is currently fine...

The cause of the fire is currently under investigation and the man is receiving psychological counseling. 】

Although it is an official video, it does not affect netizens' work in the comment area at all.

[If I were this big brother, I could play for the rest of my life. 】

[50 years later, I accidentally scanned a QR code on a tombstone and recognized a video of jumping off a building! 】

[Is this a coincidence?This was clearly arranged by Brother Funeral! 】

[You may not believe it, I was at the scene and thought I was watching a sci-fi movie. 】

[Who said that Brother Funeral can only kill people, isn't this just saving people? 】

[After more than 50 years, the uncle asked the child on the side of the road: "How do you know that nothing happened to me when I jumped from the [-]th floor?" ']

【…】

As the popularity continued to rise, the marketing account quickly ended.

【shock!A certain man jumped down from the [-]th floor, turned freely in the air, and was unscathed! 】

[Changhong funeral waiver benefit, you don't think it's really just a waiver, do you? 】

[The real version of the death-free gold medal is exposed, but the reservation is not accepted at risk of death, pay attention to this official account, and regularly push the internal test reservation code! 】

[Yan Wangye's new regulations, the underworld can't live anymore, don't mess around! 】

【…】

As the incident continued to ferment, the heat of the matter continued to rise.

In order to prevent anyone from testing boldly, the official even issued eight warnings within an hour.

And netizens, still not satisfied after eating melons online, kept sending private messages to Zhang Fan.

Sitting in the taxi heading to the funeral shop, Zhang Fan casually flicked his cell phone.

He first glanced at the backstage of Fighting Eagle.

The number of fans at this time just exceeded 3000 million, and 200 million made up an integer.

It's been a long time since I read the private message. Zhang Fan originally just wanted to flip through it casually, but he was completely shocked by the strange comments made by netizens.

"Brother Funeral, my company just went bankrupt, give me some advice!"

"Brother Funeral, my grandfather has been gone for seven years, is there any help?"

"Brother Funeral, the train will pull into the station immediately, waiting for your eyes."

"Brother, I just moved my old mother's grave yesterday, and today I won a lottery of 500 million yuan. Your cemetery is too amazing!"

"..."

"Good guys... you guys are so brave."

Seeing that this was the work of netizens, Zhang Fan didn't take it seriously.

Just when Zhang Fan was about to continue to look down, the phone rang.

"Drip drip."

It was Liu Jun calling, and Zhang Fan answered the call without thinking too much.

"Cough cough."

As soon as the phone was connected, there was a violent, phlegmatic coughing sound from the other end.

"Brother Zhang Fan, Ye Dashan's urn has been found."

"Found it? Where did you find it?" Zhang Fan asked.

On the other end of the phone, Liu Jun said seriously: "You still ask me what you did yourself?"

Zhang Fan was at a loss, and said in confusion, "What did I do, Brother Liu, please explain clearly."

"Okay, just pretend." Liu Jun complained and explained:

"It's right next door in Yuncheng. It's strange to say that no one has checked it there. But this morning, an explosion occurred in the thief's house, which directly blasted out the group of tomb robbers."

"You should know the neighborhood I'm talking about. You just finished posting the comment today, and the house exploded, and you saved someone by the way, and you said you didn't do it!"

"Ah... this is too coincidental."

Zhang Fan was surprised, he really didn't expect that things would happen so coincidentally.

Liu Jun continued: "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, my colleague will deliver the urn to you this afternoon."

"Okay, thank you, brother Liu. By the way, brother, can you give me a contact method for the brother who jumped off the building today? WeChat or phone calls are fine." Zhang Fan asked again.

"This shouldn't be a big problem, just wait for my news."

Liu Jun readily agreed, and the two exchanged a few words before hanging up the phone.

……

Ten minutes later, Zhang Fan arrived at the entrance of the funeral shop.

Before entering the door, he was completely shocked by the sight in front of him.

too messy.

The whole shop was like an explosion.

The decoration that had just been done not long ago was completely messed up.

Liu Jun and Zhao Yong were even more disheveled, as if they had just finished some important event.

"What... what happened? Someone robbed?" Zhang Fan frowned.

"Boss, I'm sorry, I used too much force."

Wang Kai chuckled, Zhao Yong scratched his head in embarrassment, and Li Xiaohui said innocently:

"Boss, I don't know what they are doing in the store. I went out in the morning."

"Tut tsk tsk... hurry up and pack it up for me."

After learning about the situation, Zhang Fan didn't say much.

After all, he only learned 30.00% of the abilities of the two, and the rental house almost fell apart.

The two were promoted by the system in the morning, which probably caused a lot of restlessness.

I'm afraid that Li Xiaohui's departure from the store was deliberately arranged by these two people.

"Immediately, give me two days, and I promise to return to the original state." Wang Kai nodded.

"Don't wait two days, get it done today."

Zhang Fan shook his head slightly, looked at the two of them and said silently: "Check the remaining life span." '

Wang Kai: The remaining life expectancy is 76 years.

Zhao Yong: The remaining life expectancy is 83 years.

Zhang Fan was a little surprised when he got the prompt from the system.

These two people... have lived for more than 30 years, and deducted 30.00%, and they can still live for seventy or eighty, their lives are dying.

If that's the case...it doesn't matter if you buckle a few more times.

After all, living too long is also a kind of loneliness.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and the four people in the store looked towards the door at the same time.

Standing at the door was a plainly dressed, unremarkable old man.

"Master, what's the matter? Come in and tell me." Li Xiaohui said.