I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

[Favourability degree -1, people are so miserable, Brother Funeral, you are making trouble! 】

【…】

In the live broadcast room, all kinds of remarks kept floating out, and the netizens even directly announced the death penalty to the uncle upstairs.

Not only that, but there were also a few smart assholes who stopped the firefighters who came to rescue them.

However, the news that Zhang Fan paid attention to never reached the ears of the uncle at the top of the building.

Now he is extremely sad, and has completely lost interest in this world!

Seeing the onlookers downstairs being gradually evacuated, he knew that rescuers would be on the scene soon.

He also has a little understanding of the profession of firefighters, anyway, he has made up his mind to judge himself, and he doesn't want to make the rescuers feel guilty before he dies.

"Ah! Ah!"

He stood up abruptly, shouted twice frantically, and was ready to jump off the building.

However, at this moment, a gentle call suddenly sounded from behind.

"Uncle, Uncle, calm down, there is nothing that a drink can't solve!"

The uncle turned his head slowly, and saw a handsome lifeguard in his 20s slowly approaching him.

"Don't come here!"

As soon as he saw this guy, the uncle instantly remembered that his son who was in college was not his own!

"Okay, I'll back off right away, Uncle, are your parents okay?"

"My parents are long gone!"

"Uncle, there are still many beautiful places in this world, don't you want to visit again?"

The firefighters stabilized the uncle's mentality while observing the movement of his teammates.

But what he didn't know was that the uncle in front of him really didn't want to live anymore.

He was not impulsive, but extremely calm.

"Young man, listen to my uncle's advice. When looking for a wife in the future, you must keep your eyes open. Appearance is not important. You must see character!"

Before he died, the uncle turned his head and told the guy about the biggest pit he had stepped on in his life, then he jumped and jumped down!

"I rely on!"

Seeing this, the boy was taken aback, couldn't help swearing, and swooped desperately.

It's a pity that the distance between the two of them is too far, young man, they missed out.

"ah!"

Seeing the uncle who landed rapidly, the young man shook his fist fiercely.

If the rescue fails, the next step is to look at the teammates.

"Hey!"

In the live broadcast room, at the moment when the uncle jumped off the building, the audience in front of the screen were all stunned!

This uncle... actually played for real...

There is no muddy water at all... How hopeless this must be!

You know, from the [-]th floor to the first floor, it only takes two to three seconds, and the water friends have no chance to send barrage at all.

Even a keyboard warrior with extraordinary talents, at this moment, he is only shocked in his heart, and has no intention of typing at all.

However, just when everyone thought that the uncle would land vertically and then die.

An unexpected scene happened.

"Boom!"

There was an explosion in the master bedroom on the third floor of this residential building!

The specific cause of the explosion is unknown, but the impact of the explosion directly shattered the explosion-proof glass of the balcony.

Flower pots, hangers, balcony cabinets, bedside tables, and other furniture are 'catapulted' out of the balcony in an instant.

Amidst the flames, a black soft object was the first to rush out of the encirclement, throwing away the furniture behind it.

"boom"

A muffled sound sounded, and the cloud of black mist just happened to hit the uncle who landed vertically.

The uncle didn't know whether he was unlucky or lucky.

He jumped off the building, and was attacked in the chest. The powerful impact directly caused him to do a backflip in the air.

However, this just gave the uncle a space to relax.

Between his somersaults, the last player in the 'furniture ejection competition', the heavy mattress in the master bedroom, flew under the uncle's body.

"boom!"

The uncle finished the backflip and just fell on the mattress. A large feather was squeezed out on both sides, swaying in the black mist.

"Crack, click."

After 0.5 seconds, the mattress fell on the bedside table that had fallen apart.

The entire mattress formed a 30% plane, and the uncle slid down and rolled uncontrollably, away from the danger zone of falling from the home.

The uncle opened his eyes in a bewildered expression, and his fingernails were chopped off!

The whole process takes less than 5 seconds.

Everyone was dumbfounded, including the staff who were preparing to rescue, all of them looked dumbfounded.

This horse-rider... this horse-rider...

This is too outrageous, right?

Could this be the legendary... Chosen Son?

You can't make a movie like this, do you?

After hesitating for a while, the rescue captain exclaimed, "Quick! Check the injury!"

After finishing the words, the accompanying medical staff hurried forward to check the uncle's injuries.

On the other side, firefighters also started to rescue the fire on the third floor immediately.

Although no fire truck was sent for this rescue, how could the fire extinguisher be missing from the firefighter's car.

In less than 3 minutes, the fire on the third floor was completely extinguished.

Although the fire extinguishing time is not the fastest, the speed of dispatching the police is definitely among the top three in history!

At this moment, the water friends in the live broadcast room were completely shocked.

[No, buddy, you really dance! 】

【Oh my god, just jump if you say so, you're a man! 】

[I follow two hundred! 】

【…】

Because the whole process was too fast, it took about ten seconds before the rhythm in the live broadcast room began to change.

[Good guy, did this big brother save the universe in his last life? 】

[I've heard that people who jumped from the [-]th floor survived, but I haven't heard that they didn't suffer any injuries! 】

[Brothers, it's outrageous, even TV dramas dare not shoot like this! 】

[I realized, this is the customer selected by Brother Funeral, and you must go according to what Brother Funeral said! 】

【ah?Now that you put it that way, it seems quite possible! 】

[Yes, to be reasonable, even if you are the chosen one, you can't be so lucky! 】

[I can see clearly, the black thing just now is a beanbag sofa, I have the same style at home, this luck is too bad! 】

[Yan Wang asked you to die in the third watch, so you're going to fuck up, you don't give Yan Wang some face, do you? 】

[It's outrageous, who will believe it if it's told! 】

[Clip!Clip!This video is absolutely incredible. I fell off the window on the second floor and broke my bone for two months. How is this possible! 】

【…】

Such a dramatic scene, netizens called it a good guy, if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't believe it was a real thing!

The aunt who was holding the live broadcast on her mobile phone began to tremble uncontrollably.

He even wondered if the thousand yuan machine he bought just last month had a built-in video editing function.

Passing through the crowd, he planned to get a closer look at the situation of this big brother.

At this time, the emergency team also detected the uncle's physical condition.

However, everyone in the medical team was shocked by this result.

After being stunned for a while, the medical captain hesitated and said, "Boss...it's okay...it's nothing at all..."

"I... guessed it, this..."

For a moment, the rescue team leader didn't know what to say, but just secretly pinched his thigh to make sure he wasn't awake.

Working for more than 20 years, he has rescued thousands of soft-voiced people. He has never seen anyone who can... jump off a building so outrageously... and not hurt at all...

At this moment, a faint voice sounded behind everyone:

"Doctor...can I get a bandage? My fingernail is split and it seems to be bleeding."

Obviously, the collision with the beanbag just now made the uncle feel a little uncomfortable, but fortunately, no internal injuries have been caused.

As the person involved, the uncle is more confused than others.

With his eyes closed, he jumped forward.

When he opened his eyes again, he thought he was in the underworld.

But I never thought that... I actually... No Ga!

It wasn't until he slapped himself twice and communicated with the medical staff that he realized how outrageous things had just happened.

And the second the uncle spoke, everyone looked at him in surprise.

No... dude!

You jumped off the [-]th floor, is this still a problem?

Good guy... On the [-]th floor, the fingernail is split, how did you say that?

After a while, the rescue captain remembered a very serious matter.

The middle-aged man in front of him has a serious tendency to lighten his business.

Although after the scene just now, he may have thought about it.

After all, he jumped from the [-]th floor. Although it was nothing serious, it was no different from reliving his life.

Even so, he can't be negligent.

After thinking about it, the captain looked at the boy beside him and said, "Quick, take it back first, and do some psychological counseling."

"Ok!"

The young man nodded in response, then approached the uncle, and gently lifted him up.

"Uncle, I'll treat you to a bowl of dumplings later."

This time, the uncle was very cooperative and followed the guy into the car without saying a word.

It wasn't until the fire brigade's car left the scene that the onlookers recovered from their shock.

"I'll be good, this brother is really lucky!"

"Hard, this fate is too tough, I just saw him at first glance and knew that this guy is not easy!"

"This is simply not ordinary luck. Surviving a catastrophe will bring blessings. Tomorrow I will teach him how to buy a ball."

"I'm stupid. If I tell my wife that, will she think I'm lying to him?"