I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

With so many followers in a row, Zhang Fan couldn't move.

I don't know what's wrong with the fighting eagle today, I clicked so many and I'm not interested, and I keep pushing outside videos.

The point is that this transnational business cannot be stopped.

However, since the system has prompted it, it is still important to pay attention, so let's take it as an advertisement in advance for the future.

Just at this time, the cemetery called and said that there were some procedures that required him to sign.

So Zhang Fan asked Zhao Yong to drive him to the cemetery.

……

In less than 10 minutes, after clicking [-] followers, Zhang Fan patted his ass and left, but netizens are not calm anymore.

"What's the situation? Brother Funeral paid attention to more than a dozen people at once!"

"Good guy, Brother Funeral is crazy!"

"I lost... the hunting time?"

"I took a closer look, and they are all the little brothers of the crooked fruit. What do you mean by the funeral brother?"

"I'm still curious about the first one, Tengshen area, is this area about to erupt?"

"Nonsense, Brother Funeral has reminded me, it will definitely explode!"

"Not necessarily, maybe it's another disaster?"

"Pass it on, the funeral brother has rushed Tengshen away!"

"Pass it on, the Changhong brand bomb is in place!"

"Pass it on, funeral Goga!"

"..."

Zhang Fan's die-hard fans made speculations under Zhang Fan's top video, and at the same time, they were spreading the news everywhere.

One spread to ten, ten to hundreds, and in about 10 minutes, the news reached millions of netizens.

And the videos edited by the marketing account also landed one after another at this time.

[Whether it is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality, Brother Funeral shuts down 13 people! 】

[Borer Funeral is attacking outside!The volcano erupted, and the gods were in danger! 】

[Netizens please stop laughing, where is the quality?Where is the morality?Where is the place to eat? 】

[They know how to control the population so well, I cried to death! 】

[Borer's tattoo is exposed, four big characters, guess what! 】

【…】

As the news continued to spread, those bloggers who committed suicide were gradually ignored by netizens, and the focus was placed on the Tengshen area.

natural disaster?

This is the first time Brother Funeral paid attention to a person for this reason, and it quickly caused a sensation on the Internet.

But, part of the reason is that netizens really hope that what Zhang Fan said is true.

The video of Matsuda Tengying's funeral quickly became the top search list, and the comment area was already occupied by the funeral army.

[Little Baga, you are dying. 】

[Reimbursement of air tickets makes me laugh so hard hahahaha! 】

[Rough, I'm on a high, and I've been paying attention to Brother Funeral, so I'm going to grab tickets first. 】

[Although this may make me homeless, I want to say well done! 】

[?Pay attention to your words, don't blame the funeral brother for everything! 】

[That is, what does this have to do with Brother Funeral? 】

[+1, cattle and horses funeral shop, can also control volcanic eruptions? 】

[Of course it's impossible. I looked at the map and found that the nearest crater to Tengshen is 600km away. Is this distance impossible? 】

【…】

Seeing these strange remarks, the few fighting eagle users in Okinawa completely panicked.

At first, they were baffled and even angry, thinking that someone was cursing maliciously.

But when they searched the Internet and found Zhang Fan's documentary, they couldn't sit still!

They rushed to tell each other, trying to persuade the neighbors to retreat.

It's just that there are not many users of the Douying APP in the Tengshen area, or even the entire cherry tree, let alone understand Zhang Fan and believe in Zhang Fan.

I did a good job, you suddenly told me to run for my life, who would believe me?

Even if there is, the Bureau of Meteorology, Bureau of Geology, and Bureau of Natural Disasters will issue notices as soon as possible.

Do not believe you, believe in a small shopkeeper hundreds of thousands of miles away?

Unless we're crazy!

It is because of their disbelief that some people came forward to clarify the rumors, which eventually led to very few people booking tickets in advance.

However, across the sea, the funeral army continued to exert their strength.

"A plane ticket is only 8000? I bought it!"

"I've never seen such a discounted event, one ticket per person for the whole company!"

"Damn, I just went out and accidentally picked up a ticket, and lost the money, what a bad luck!"

"What? What? Buying a ticket and giving it to a member doesn't mean anything else. I just want a member."

"..."

Two hours after Zhang Fan clicked on the attention, all the tickets in the Tengshen area were emptied.

As for who the ticket buyer is and where they are, the airline has not paid special attention to it at present. After all, the ticket can be sold, which is a good thing.

……

at the same time.

Tengshen area.

Natural Disaster Agency.

"Drip drip drip!"

The alarm sounded constantly, and the red warning lights of various instruments kept flashing.

"Nani, Nani, Nani!"

"What is the situation, who will explain to me, what is the situation?"

"are you crazy?!"

In the emergency meeting room, the person in charge kept roaring, questioning the reason for the alarm with a face full of astonishment.

"My lord, the Meteorological Bureau has just sent information that a super typhoon may land in the evening, but at present...the typhoon has not gathered yet, I suspect that this news may not be accurate..."

"My lord, the Geological Bureau said... three hours later, there may be an unprecedented earthquake, and at the same time, it may be accompanied by tsunamis and mudslides, but they said... the probability is not high, but it is not impossible."

"My lord, there's a volcano warning coming from Dongdu, let's get ready to accept refugees. I've already sent people to stockpile relief supplies."

"My lord... a super rainstorm is coming, there may be high-frequency lightning..."

"My lord, the equipment suddenly lost power and is being repaired!"

"My lord, I suggest that the crowd be evacuated immediately!"

One piece of news was reported, and the person in charge froze on the spot.

After a long silence, he roared angrily:

"Baga! Crazy, you are all crazy!"

"At the same time, at the same place, how could there be so many natural disasters?!"

"Do you believe it? Does any of you believe it?"

"Did a hacker hack into our predictive system?"

"Give you three and 10 minutes, and find out the reason for me immediately!"

After roaring together, the chief person in charge turned and left with an angry expression on his face.

However, at this moment, a staff member stopped him suddenly, hesitatingly said:

"My lord... just got a reminder from the Eagle Sauce Astronomical Bureau that tonight... a meteorite may land, and the central landing point... is in the Tengshen area... this..."

"what!"

Upon receiving this news, the chief person in charge collapsed on the spot, with a hideous face, gasping for air-conditioning, and shivering continuously.

Natural disasters are expected, but what about extraterrestrial meteorites?

"Immediately check all the information for the second time and find out the reason for me. I will wait for you in the meeting room in three or ten minutes. In addition, prepare for evacuation!"

After making arrangements, the person in charge hurried out of the conference room.

This emergency must be reported immediately!

After the person in charge left, the others also hurriedly took action.

……

On the other side, Zhang Fan's wonderful character design has begun to spread to the Tengshen area.

Although there are not many people who follow, they still attract many local people to discuss in their own forum.

But they naturally didn't believe Zhang Fan's weird character design.

[Laughing, a concern is like making a volcano erupt? 】

[This damn guy is too disrespectful to the volcano god, as if he is in front of me, I will definitely slap him! 】

[This is the funniest joke I've heard this year! 】

[Douying netizens are all stupid asses, some people believe this kind of brainless persona! 】

[Sorry, let me ask, are you people with unknown IPs familiar with 'Borer Funeral'? 】

[Yeah, I just came here after watching the documentary. It looks very evil, and I'm ready to run away. Why don't you believe it? 】

[Trust them, after all, the disaster bureau hasn't happened yet, which means everything is fictional! 】

[Hehe, the airline's trick, I took a look just now, the tickets have been sold out, they have to pay for it! 】

【…】

I don't know who was leading the rhythm, but these people successfully pressed Zhang Fan's avatar on the floor.

……

Two 10 minutes later.

Tengshen Regional Meteorological Bureau, Natural Disaster Bureau, Geological Bureau, all equipment returned to normal.

Ten minutes later, the Natural Disaster Bureau meeting opened again.

The person in charge took the lead and said, "So? What happened just now? Who can explain it?"

"Why did all the equipment suddenly alarm, and then return to normal inexplicably?"

"Is it possible for these disasters to happen?"

"If there is, why it was discovered at the same time, who can explain it to me from a scientific point of view?"

"Has a hacker hacked into our network?"

"I need a reasonable explanation!"

The crisis was lifted, and the atmosphere in the meeting room became much more relaxed.

But facing the person in charge's question, everyone could only look at each other in blank dismay.

Because of the warning...they couldn't find it at all!