I am a funeral anchor, and the one who pays attention to the whole network is scared to death!

This phenomenon is very strange, exaggerated, and outrageous!

If it develops at this speed, the fighting eagle will soon become the shape of Changhong Funeral!

After hesitating for a while, the person in charge of a certain branch tentatively asked: "Leader, it really can't be done... have you sealed him?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone in the conference room looked at him in unison, as if to say, 'Are you crazy? '

Let’s not talk about whether people are evil or not, and let’s not talk about the consequences of the title, just the traffic brought by someone else is enough for everyone’s year-end bonus to increase by [-].

"Um... I'm just kidding."

Seeing this, the person in charge quickly changed his words:

"I think we should make good use of the account of Changhong Funeral to maximize its potential. It is best to customize an exclusive streaming plan for him, so that his traffic will soar quickly without scaring people."

"well said!"

This remark won the manager's heart, and he clapped his hands and said, "Tell me about your plan."

"Uh...this..."

The person in charge was stunned, hesitated for a while, and finally choked out a sentence:

"How about this, let's change his browsing preferences first, for example, give him... more foreign videos?"

Chapter 123 A tornado is about to land? I will reimburse the travel expenses!

"Let's use an analogy. If the attention of Changhong Funeral really attracts people, then we will passively shift the target. Will this reduce a lot of negative effects?"

"hiss……"

As soon as this remark came out, the scene was filled with sighs.

"The method is a good method, but I always feel...inappropriate, but I support it."

"Whoever said that people are evil, it's the age of science, I think there is no need to be so superstitious!

"Well, in fact, the world is so big, and there are countless beautiful places all over the world. We should broaden our customers' horizons, and I have no objection!"

"..."

猫!?九!老",字:!号'小..说"群;"9''4?"0!7.5.7"3?0;3:编,"码　　该负责人的提议，很快得到了众人的支持。

The manager also nodded and said: "I'm not very satisfied with this plan. Modern technology is so advanced that feudal superstition should be completely eliminated, but then again..."

"How can there be so many evil things, since everyone has no objection, the plan is approved, and it will be implemented immediately!"

"..."

After more than half an hour, the meeting ended.

After the technician received the instruction, a string of codes was uploaded, and Zhang Fan's push immediately changed.

……

at the same time,

The little girl in charge of online publicity in Xingxinfu Decoration Company has just finished lunch and is habitually checking the backstage private messages.

[Changhong Funeral One-stop Service for Funeral Care Followed You! 】

[Hello, place an order, can you send someone over to talk? 】

Seeing this private message, the little girl froze in place, not even caring about her meal.

After hesitating for a long time, he hurried to the store manager's office and reported: "The store manager, it's not good...He he he he he placed an order!"

"Isn't it a good thing to place an order?" The store manager frowned: "Why are you panicking? Are you facing a large-scale renovation?"

"No...it's Changhong Funeral, and he also followed our account!" The little girl panicked.

"what?!"

As soon as the words came out, the store manager sat up suddenly, frowned and said, "You mean, Changhong Funeral paid attention to our store?!"

"Yes!" The little girl nodded and said, "He only said to place the order, but he didn't say who placed the order for whom, the store manager..."

"listen!"

In the middle of the conversation, the store manager suddenly interrupted: "I have resigned now, if you have any questions, you can discuss it with the new store manager."

After speaking, the store manager took off his work clothes and walked towards the door without looking back.

What the hell, Brother Funeral has paid attention to him, what the hell are you doing, retreat early!

"This... store manager? Store manager!"

The store manager left as soon as he said it, and the little girl was a little caught off guard.

It's just a concern. If you haven't done anything wrong, there's no need to panic, right?

Dazed for a moment, the little girl clicked on the background and dialed the company headquarters.

"Hey……"

"okay."

Three minutes later, Xinfu replied a private message to Zhang Fan.

[Hello, sir, our store is holding an event, drawing free benefits, and you just got selected. We will be responsible for your future decoration to the end. We will arrange designers to visit the store within three days, and we will devote ourselves to the decoration with peace of mind...]

"..."

Although Shengxinfu Decoration Company replied to Zhang Fan's private message, a strange phenomenon also appeared on the Internet.

Once something suddenly explodes, or he is suddenly exposed to black material, there will always be continuous black material, which seems to have become the rule of the Internet.

It may be smeared by colleagues, or it may be true.

In short, after Zhang Fan pointed out his attention, the black material of the decoration of Shengxinfu broke out for a while.

【shock!Another decoration company was investigated, their tricks are simply too black-hearted! 】

[That's right, my home was renovated in the province of Xinfu. Before and after, I allocated a total of 18. 】

[Brothers, the decoration fee of 38 yuan was finally equipped with a TV of [-] square meters, can you believe it? 】

[Awesome, Brother Funeral has started eradicating unscrupulous companies again. Companies like Xinfu should not exist! 】

【…】

It doesn't matter whether it's worse or worse, there are also opportunities to gain profits. In this short two hours, the decoration of worry-free blessings has completely become popular all over the Internet.

"Have you heard that Brother Funeral paid attention to a decoration company, there must be something wrong here."

"I figured it out, this company is definitely in arrears of wages!"

"Haha, the decoration company, the water here is too deep. I seriously suspect that he has already changed his name several times."

"No... all of you think he's exaggerating, you see the wind and it rains, what if Brother Funeral simply wants to decorate?"

"..."

For a while, negative comments continued, and Zhang Fan also saw similar videos.

"What's the situation? I was applauded before, but why did it suddenly become a black-hearted company?"

Confused, Zhang Fan browsed through a few items selectively.

Most of these videos have no conclusive evidence, rather than breaking the news, it is better to say that they are framing.

Of course, Zhang Fan wasn't sure if there was such a thing, which made him a little uncertain.

After all, the current marketing account is playing with the wind and dares to say anything.

But as for which company to find for decoration, Zhang Fan has not changed his mind yet.

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan clicked on the private message list.

As mutual attention, the news of the Xinxinfu Decoration Company was given special care, and Zhang Fan naturally saw it.

"free?"

As soon as Zhang Fan heard the free order, the worries in Zhang Fan's heart dissipated instantly.

What kind of unscrupulous company doesn't even want money, where can he be unscrupulous?

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan directly sent the other party a handshake emoji.

After that, he made a short video.

Having been arranged by Big Data so many times, Zhang Fan was already prepared to be a little uninterested.

However, what he didn't expect was that all the videos posted this time were new to him.

Tourist islands, cathedrals, white deserts, sky salt lakes, etc. are all foreign landscape videos.

Further down, some compatriots stationed abroad are introducing the beautiful scenery of Waiguo.

【Brothers, I'm in Yingjiang now, the air here is much better than at home, it's so comfortable, you see...】

[Brothers, do you want to know what it feels like to go out and see the sea?Come with me for an immersive experience...]

[What is it like to marry a man with two hairs, I will tell you from my own experience, it is simply not too exciting...]

After watching more than a dozen videos in a row, Zhang Fan only felt his head buzzing.

What's wrong with the fighting eagle today, is it convulsed?

Dude, it's almost over, what does it mean to keep pushing me abroad?

"If this goes on like this, I'll have to watch the full-score movie twice..."

After complaining, Zhang Fan continued to swipe up, and came across a familiar figure.

In the video, a man stands on the side of the road with a sad face. He does not speak Chinese, but there is a barrage translation below.

"Dear friends, my younger brother Matsuda Tengying was filming a movie in Dongfang a few days ago and was attacked by gangsters and unfortunately died. Today, a funeral will be held for him at Tengshen Taisha Shrine. I strongly condemn Dongfang's inaction!"

The man chattered a lot, and Zhang Fan understood most of it.

No wonder he looks so familiar. It turns out that this guy is the brother of the great director. Why don't he do anything? Everyone has been arrested, okay?

"Madan, can I be pushed abroad? It's the same as being poisoned."

Frowning slightly, Zhang Fan was about to swipe away, but a system notification sounded in his mind:

[The cross-border business has been opened, and there are 792 potential customers in the current location, please pay attention to the host!Note: In the next twelve hours, the occurrence rate of local strong tornadoes is 40%, the rate of volcanic eruptions is 40%, the rate of earthquakes is 40%, the rate of tsunamis is 40%, the rate of mudslides is 39%, and the rate of meteorites is 1%]

!!!

Hearing the prompt from the system, Zhang Fan couldn't help but widen his eyes.

what's the situation?

This is... the cross-border business that the system talks about?

There are more than 800 people, good guy... You'd better just predict, otherwise, it will be dangerous!

我数学不好，40+40+40+40+39+1是不是等于二百？

If it's [-]%, then it's certain death?

"Don't mess around with the system, how can I pay attention to this, it will be troublesome if it causes conflicts!"

"I've never seen such a wicked system!"

Zhang Fan muttered a few sentences, then clicked Follow and left a message:

[Just ask if you don’t understand, didn’t your experts say that the volcano is about to erupt?Changhong provides one-stop service for funerals and burials. Book the plane fare in advance. The nearest flight is in the afternoon. Please hurry up. In addition to the reimbursement of the plane fare, there is also a 9% discount service. But we have made it clear in advance that crooked people are not allowed to be buried in our cemetery. burn. 】

Chapter 124 An Internet sensation, the collapsed Meteorological Bureau

After clicking Follow, Zhang Fan swiped away.

After watching more than a dozen videos, it is almost still a crooked person.

There are white brothers who climb outdoors with bare hands, third brothers who explore the crocodile mouth, and even wingsuit flying, glacier exploration, and deep sea surfing.

None of Ozaki's eight events is missing. In short, it's all about some death-defying videos of courage.

After hearing the prompt from the system, Zhang Fan silently paid attention.

No more, no less, twelve.