I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Zhao Zilong said: "Master Lin's grilled mustard greens are simply too salty... I ate too fast, I was stumped..."

"Stay?" Zhuge Liang was taken aback.

Zhao Zilong took another breath and coughed a few times to let his breath flow more smoothly: "The salty taste of mustard lumps is extremely strong, more than ten times stronger than salt, or even more... When it reaches the stomach, it keeps churning, choking the throat... The eyes are black..."

Lin Yu laughed suddenly: "Hahaha, Brother Long is worthy of being the ever-victorious general! You are brave in killing the enemy, and you are also brave in eating vegetables!"

"Such a salty mustard lump, you have to eat it slowly, but you ate it up quickly, it's your fault if you don't hold back!"

Zhao Yinger said: "Look at Brother Long's mouth, there are small white bubbles from the salty taste. Wait a minute, you must be too thirsty to bear."

"Water! Water..." Zhao Zilong called again, "At least five bowls!"

Dilina said, "Look, don't wait, he's very thirsty right now!"

Lin Yu jokingly said: "Brother Long, don't do porcelain work without diamonds. In the future, you will pretend to be cool, weigh it first, and see the form clearly! Don't use your brain to think about it. As the head of the barbecue pie, I, Can you bake a bunch of ordinary mustard salty lumps to let you pass easily?"

Zhao Zilong was so ashamed that he had no time for self-criticism, so he quickly drank water to dilute the salt in his body...

At this moment, Guan Yu was still soaking in the cold ditch with only his head exposed.

His face was as red as a monkey's butt.

So far, three of the "five-member team" have successfully challenged roasted lemons, roasted hot peppers, and roasted mustard greens!

There are still "roasted bitter gourd" and "roasted sugar cane", waiting for Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei.

Lin Yu picked up a bunch of "roasted bitter gourd", put it on the grill, and then glanced at Zhuge Liang.

Moreover, Lin Yu smiled evilly.

Zhuge Liang's heart twitched, and he shook his feather fan to hide his nervousness.

In the cold winter of last year, the secluded villager Zhuge and the head of the barbecue school, Lin, formed a blood feud.

Today, the hatred has multiplied.

Zhuge Liang couldn't forget the scream of his wife's severed finger, and the frustration of "The Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows". His heart was bitter.

At this moment, we have to challenge "roasted bitter gourd".

"Even if you endure hardships, you will become a master! Heaven will send a great mission to people, and you must first suffer from it!"

Zhuge Liang talked to himself in a cadence, trying to keep calm.

On the bamboo sticks, there are four pieces of bitter gourd on a string, the color is emerald green.

Grilled on charcoal fire, the bitter gourd makes a slight "sizzling" sound.

Lin Yu quickly sprinkled the "Extreme Bitter Seasoning" on the thick flesh of the bitter gourd, and blended it into the juice oozing from the surface...

Zhao Yinger asked with a smile: "Zhuge Liang, what is the bitterest thing you have ever eaten?"

Zhuge Liang continued to control his emotions, looking calm.

He replied loudly: "Huanglian! As the saying goes, a dumb person who eats Huanglian can't tell the pain!"

"However, as a traditional Chinese medicine, coptis can clear away heat and dampness, purify fire and detoxify!"

Zhuge Liang showed off his knowledge in public, showing his elegant demeanor.

"In addition, lotus seed heart is also very bitter! I often make tea with lotus seed heart, which has the effects of clearing the heart and calming the nerves, relieving cough and reducing phlegm."

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and talked eloquently, like a young doctor with excellent medical skills.

Lin Yu turned over the roasted bitter gourd and said with a smile: "The lotus seed heart is mainly classified into the spleen and kidney meridians of the human body. It tastes sweet and bitter and slightly astringent, and it really has the effect of tonifying and astringent!"

"So, the lotus seed heart has a good conditioning effect on chronic diarrhea, men's slippery diarrhea and other problems!"

"It suddenly occurred to me that Mr. Kong Ming has been childless since his marriage! Could it be that you have severe diarrhea symptoms? As a result, the quality of the seeds has been reduced, resulting in infertility, so you often use lotus seeds to make tea..."

"Shut up!" Zhuge Liang blushed, glaring at Lin Yu, and the feather fan in his hand trembled.

Obviously, he was hit by Lin Yu's taboo.

Lin Yu raised his thick eyebrows: "Brother Liang, don't get excited. I know a little about Chinese medicine, so I'm not mocking you! Maybe it can help you solve your diarrhea!"

Puchi!Zhao Yinger and Di Lina burst out laughing...

Chapter 150

Seeing Zhao Yinger and Di Lina laugh out loud, Zhuge Liang was extremely annoyed and ashamed!

Lu Su also took the opportunity to laugh out loud, which aroused Zhuge Liang's sensitive nerves even more.

Lin Yu said with a serious expression: "In addition to being good at barbecue food, I am also proficient in acupuncture and moxibustion! I can help you treat unspeakable secrets and improve your fertility!"

Zhuge Liang said angrily: "Don't insult me ​​in public!"

Lin Yu retorted: "Don't judge the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! I can slap you to death immediately with a slap. Do you need to insult you in a roundabout way?"

Zhuge Liang stared straight at him.

Lin Yu went on to say: "In addition, I have a good relationship with Hua Tuo, the genius doctor. As long as I say a word, he can also use his medical skills to restore your manly demeanor and give birth to a precious child early!"

"No need!" Zhuge Liang refused angrily.

Liu Bei hurriedly asked: "Master Lin, do you know where Mr. Hua Tuo is?"

Lin Yu said: "Hua Tuo is by Cao Cao's side, which is equivalent to his exclusive imperial doctor."

Liu Bei sighed: "Oh! Unexpectedly, even Mr. Hua Tuo is greedy for glory and wealth, and is loyal to Cao thief!"

Lin Yu said: "Hua Tuo is not greedy for wealth and honor, he is forced to do nothing! I will find a way to help him out of the sea of ​​suffering!"

Immediately, the "Roasted Bitter Gourd" came out!

Zhuge Liang took a bamboo stick and carefully observed the four pieces of bitter gourd.

He analyzed: "The surface of bitter melon is lumpy, like a toad, which is disgusting... Could it be that the skin of bitter melon is the most bitter part?"

Liu Bei said: "It makes sense, you can eat the inside of the bitter gourd first, and then eat the skin."

Zhuge Liang shook his head: "If you eat bitterness, you can become a master! Only when it is bitter first can it be sweet! Even if it is not sweet, it is not that bitter! Since the skin is the most bitter, you must eat the bitterness first!"

Zhao Yinger rolled her eyes: "Are you playing tongue twisters? Are you talking too much?"

Zhuge Liang also rolled his eyes: "How can a vulgar woman understand the mind of a literati and a gentleman?"

Zhao Yinger raised the crayfish in her hand: "You call me mean and vulgar?"

Zhuge Liang said: "The speaker has no intentions, but the listener has intentions. Please don't sit on the seat of your name and take your own humiliation."

Zhao Yinger stood up and walked in front of Zhuge Liang: "Say it again!"

There was timidity in Zhuge Liang's eyes, and he still said stubbornly: "Please don't take it upon yourself!"

Suddenly, Zhao Ying'er stuffed the crayfish's head into Zhuge Liang's mouth, held his chin, and forced him to chew the crayfish's head.

Di Lina laughed loudly: "Hahaha, this is the real self-inflicted humiliation!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Zhuge Liang was terrified, "What did you give me to eat... bah... bah..."

He hastily spat out the chewed crayfish head, as frightened as if he swallowed dog shit by mistake.

Lin Yu said: "Charcoal-grilled thirteen-flavored crayfish are produced in distant overseas regions. The price is very expensive, and it's cheap for you."

In Zhuge Liang's mouth, the juice from the crayfish's head remained. His taste buds were attacked by a fragrant, spicy and numbing taste, and he instantly felt a sense of pleasure, and he couldn't help but lick his mouth.

Liu Bei asked curiously: "Since it is from a distant overseas country and it is extremely expensive, why don't the two girls eat it?"

Under the stone where Zhao Yinger and Di Lina were sitting, there were many heads and shells of crayfish piled up.

Lin Yu explained: "Crayfish are the same as ordinary river prawns, with the meat at the tail."

Zhuge Liang understood that he was stuffed into the "waste garbage" that he could not eat.

Just imagine, the meat from the tail of the crayfish must be delicious.

In an instant, Zhuge Liang's stomach grumbled a few times, expressing his desire for delicious food.

Lin Yu ordered: "Don't ink, hurry up and eat 'roasted bitter gourd'! Trying to delay time is tantamount to wasting effort!"

That's right, Zhuge Liang had no choice but to deliberately delay the time, brewing the courage to challenge "roasted bitter gourd".

Lu Su yelled impatiently: "Zhuge Liang, do you want to eat or not? If you dare not, admit defeat as soon as possible! A man is a man, lose with integrity, don't be indecisive, timid and cowardly like a woman!"

Zhuge Liang raised his voice angrily: "Whether I eat or not, how can you accuse me? In the past few days, you have repeatedly ridiculed and abused me. I think you are Zhou Yu's Zanjun Lieutenant. I don't have the same knowledge as you. Please focus..."

Snapped!A crayfish's head hit Zhuge Liang's forehead!

The person who smashed Zhuge Liang was Di Lina.

Pointing at Zhuge Liang, she threatened, "If you talk nonsense again, I'll feed you the hard shells of three catties of crayfish!"

Being reprimanded and bullied by women in public, Zhuge Liang lost all face.

However, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina's combat effectiveness is obvious to all, and they think that they have not beaten Zhuge Liang, and their attitude is considered more polite.

Zhang Fei urged in a rough voice: "Military division! Hurry up and challenge! I'm waiting to eat kebabs from the Western Regions!"

Liu Bei frowned and stared at Zhuge Liang with displeasure on his face.

Zhuge Liang knew how to eat, so he had to hold up the "roasted bitter gourd", carefully bit a piece, and chewed slowly.

A strong bitter taste quickly filled the mouth, violently bombarded the taste buds, and rushed to the nose and throat...

"Cough, cough, cough..." Zhuge Liang covered his mouth and coughed, looking painful.

"Water!" Liu Bei ordered.

Zhuge Liang took a bowl of water, drank a few mouthfuls quickly, and put the bitter melon in his mouth into his stomach.

Unexpectedly, the strong bitterness mixed with clear water turned into bitter water, which churned in Zhuge Liang's stomach.

Liu Bei asked curiously, "How hard is it?"

Zhuge Liang raised his eight-character eyebrows: "At least ten times more bitter than coptis..."

Liu Bei's scalp was numb, and he shivered suddenly.

Zhuge Liang's right hand trembled, resisting the discomfort, he opened his mouth again, bit off the second piece of bitter gourd, chewed it and swallowed it quickly.

"The military is mighty!"

"A military division must win!"

The cavalry raised their arms and shouted, cheering for Zhuge Liang!

Liu Bei asked with concern: "Do you still drink water?"

"Uh..." Zhuge Liang hiccupped, and the bitter water in his belly surged up like waves.

He hurriedly patted his chest, with an even more painful expression, and shook his head: "I can't drink water...it's too bitter...it's too bitter..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Bitter melon, produced in the country of thousands of islands outside the South China Sea, has the effects of clearing away heat and cooling off heat, nourishing blood and Qi, nourishing kidney and spleen, nourishing liver and improving eyesight!"

"At this moment, you have chewed the bitter gourd and taken it with water, which is equivalent to drinking a dose of traditional Chinese medicine! Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, and you have made a lot of money!"

Zhuge Liang felt a little relieved after hearing this.

Liu Bei encouraged: "In this case, let's drink some more water."

Zhuge Liang was dizzy from being stimulated by the bitter taste, so he took the clear water in a daze and took a sip.

Immediately afterwards, he bit off the third piece of bitter gourd, chewed it, swallowed it, and drank another saliva.

"The military is mighty!"

"A military division must win!"

Zhang Fei led all the cavalry to continue shouting loudly.

Suddenly, Zhuge Liang screamed, bent over and vomited...

Chapter 151 The military master vomited blood

Zhuge Liang clutched his stomach and vomited spasmodically!

Lin Yu deliberately reprimanded: "You vomited such a precious traditional Chinese medicine! It really failed my good intentions!"

Zhao Yinger sneered: "Zhuge Liang, didn't you say, 'Only by suffering and suffering can one become a master'?"

Di Lina despised: "Obviously, Zhuge Liang can't endure hardships, and he can't become a master!"

"Aw... Aw..." Zhuge Liang continued to vomit, even vomiting out bile.

Seeing this, Zhang Fei shouted anxiously: "Military division! You can't give up! There is one last piece of roasted bitter gourd left! You must eat it!"