I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

This guy believes that as long as Zhuge Liang succeeds in the challenge, the victory will be basically established, and he will get five hundred skewers of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" for free!

Because "sweetness" is a taste that everyone likes and can accept, the difficulty of the challenge is definitely not high.

Zhao Zilong also said loudly: "Military division! Keep up the good work! Don't fall by the wayside!"

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "If you give up at this time, the efforts of Yun Chang, Yi De and Zi Long will be in vain, it is tantamount to suffering in vain!

"No matter what, the military commander must grit his teeth and persevere, and must eat the last piece of bitter melon! Complete the challenge!"

Liu Bei's expression was very serious, he stared at Zhuge Liang, and added another sentence!

"This is a military order! Don't disobey it!

Lin Yu's heart was full of joy, Zhuge Liang challenged the behavior of "bitterness" and upgraded to the level of "combat", and the pressure suddenly increased!

Everyone was watching Zhuge Liang to see how he overcame the difficulties and destroyed the last piece of roasted bitter gourd.

"Oh..." Zhuge Liang retched a few more times in pain, even the bile was vomited, and there was nothing to vomit.

His face was purple, dripping with sweat, he slowly raised his head: "My lord, I... I can't eat..."

Liu Bei stared: "Do you dare to disobey the military order?"

Zhuge Liang was exhausted from vomiting, his legs were weak, and he sat down on the mud.

"My lord... I am not disobeying the military order... this bitter gourd... has killed me..."

Suddenly, Guan Yu crawled out of the ditch!

He walked up to Zhuge Liang with his head held high, and angrily scolded: "It turns out that you are a person who covets life and fears death!"

Guan Yu's face was still flushed from the heat, but most of his mental state recovered, and he began to play awe-inspiring again.

Zhuge Liang wiped off the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with a mournful face: "I was born and died with the lord, and everyone can see that I am a cowardly villain? However, the taste of bitter melon is extremely strong, stronger than poison... I really can't eat it..."

From "Two Visits to the Thatched Cottage" to "Battle of Red Cliff", Guan Yu has always looked down on Zhuge Liang. Because of Liu Bei's face, he pretended to be polite to Zhuge Liang.

"Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" failed, Zhuge Liang and Lu Su became Cao Cao's captives together, which made Guan Yu feel that Zhuge Liang was very mediocre and had no extraordinary wisdom.

Because Zhuge Liang was imprisoned in Cao Ying, he was unable to perform the deception technique of "Borrowing the East Wind", nor could he participate in the battle of "Burning the Red Cliff".

The consequences can be imagined, Zhuge Liang lost his "protagonist halo" and his value plummeted!

Therefore, Guan Yu only agreed to sneak attack Cao Ying last night, and he was unwilling to rescue Zhuge Liang, thinking he was a burden.

At this moment, not only did this burden not play a role, but it delayed the gamble of "Challenging BBQ Food".

Guan Yu looked down and pointed at Zhuge Liang's nose: "If you don't eat it, I'll cut off your head with one blow!"

Zhuge Liang's expression changed drastically when he heard this.

Zhang Fei yelled: "Second brother, you are confused by the spicy food! How can he eat roasted bitter gourd if he cut off the head of the military division?"

Zhao Zilong urged: "Stop talking nonsense, pry open the military division's mouth, and stuff the bitter melon in!"

Zhang Fei's eyes glowed, and he hurriedly picked up the "roasted bitter gourd" and prepared to force-feed Zhuge Liang.

Lin Yu stopped in time: "Stop! Threatening or forcing Zhuge Liang to finish eating the roasted bitter gourd is cheating! Zhuge Liang must challenge himself voluntarily!"

When Zhang Fei heard it, he became wilted immediately, so he had to pass the "roasted bitter gourd" to Zhuge Liang.

"Military officer, please! Eat quickly! Five hundred skewers of roasted lamb are waiting for us!"

Zhuge Liang lowered his head and looked at the "roasted bitter gourd" in his hand. His stomach twitched a few times on a conditioned reflex, and he vomited again...

Guan Yu scolded angrily: "Useless trash!"

Although Liu Bei is unhappy, he must behave like a "lord of benevolence".

He hurriedly patted Zhuge Liang on the back, comforting him and said, "If you can eat it, eat it, if you can't, let it go, don't force it."

Zhuge Liang stopped retching, exhaled, and controlled his emotions.

"Thank you, my lord... I will do my best..."

With trembling right hand, Zhuge Liang lifted up the "roasted bitter gourd", put it into his mouth, and bit off half of it!

Seeing the hope, Zhang Fei shouted excitedly: "The military division must win! The military division must win!"

The cavalry immediately raised their arms and cheered, Guan Yu's eyes widened, and Zhao Zilong's fists were clenched.

Unexpectedly, Zhuge Liang groaned again, spit out half a piece of roasted bitter gourd, gagged again, and then spit out a mouthful of blood!

"The military master vomited blood! The military master vomited blood..."

Everyone screamed, and the scene became chaotic.

Liu Bei was shocked. Just as he was about to reach out to support Zhuge Liang, he had already fallen!

Lin Yu hurriedly clarified: "The bitter gourd I roasted is not poisonous. The reason why Zhuge Liang vomited blood was caused by violent vomiting!"

Zhuge Liang lay on the ground and said weakly: "My lord... I... I really tried my best..."

Lin Yu took a closer look and saw that the blood Zhuge Liang spit out was lighter in color and obviously mixed with saliva.

If he guessed correctly, this guy intentionally bit his tongue or the flesh in his mouth, pretending to vomit blood.

Not only can you not eat roasted bitter gourd, but you can also win sympathy, which can be called "Bitter Meat Tactic" that kills two birds with one stone!

Liu Bei sighed: "Alas... the military division shouldn't challenge roasted bitter gourd, but should challenge roasted lemon!"

Lu Su asked curiously: "Who will challenge the roasted bitter gourd, and the price comparison is suitable?"

Before Liu Bei could respond, Guan Yu said proudly: "Of course it's Guan! I just successfully challenged the roasted hot pepper and endured the extremely strong spicy taste, so why be afraid of the bitter taste?"

Lu Su nodded: "Well, we should let Zhuge Liang eat roasted hot peppers, so that he will be stunned by the heat!"

Zhang Fei ordered angrily: "Zhuge Liang! You fucking get up and eat the last piece of roasted bitter gourd!"

The corner of Zhuge Liang's mouth continued to bleed, and he smiled miserably: "I can't eat...I admit defeat...Admit defeat..."

Lin Yu immediately announced: "Zhuge Liang's challenge to roast bitter gourd failed! The game is over!"

"Wow..." Zhang Fei burst into anger, stepped forward, and kicked Zhuge Liang on the shoulder, "My roast lamb from the Western Regions! I can't eat it anymore! It's all your mother's fault!"

"Third brother! You are outrageous! How can you kick a military division?" Guan Yu reprimanded sharply, but kicked Zhuge Liang's ass from behind!

"Aw..." Zhuge Liang wailed!

Lu Su took advantage of the opportunity to fish in troubled waters, and kicked Zhuge Liang, cunningly said: "General Zhang calm down, don't kick! Don't kick!"

Zhang Fei was dumbfounded, as if he had taken the blame for Guan Yu and Lu Su...

Chapter 152

Zhuge Liang failed to challenge "Roasted Bitter Gourd", which led to the failure of the whole game!

Liu Bei was upset, seeing Zhang Fei, Guan Yu and Lu Su kicking Zhuge Liang, he didn't stop him or scold him.

Zhao Zilong watched coldly, with a mocking smile on his lips.

Lin Yu hurried forward and reached out his hand to stop Zhang Fei: "Calm down! Zhuge Liang vomited blood and was injured. He can't stand your fists!"

"Bah!" Zhang Fei spit out thick, burnt yellow phlegm, which landed on Zhuge Liang's body.

Lu Su also spit, cast aside Zhuge Liang, and took the opportunity to express his resentment.

Zhuge Liang never expected that after the great achievement of "combatting the Confucians with the tongue and persuading Sun Quan", the originally promising career of military advisers would experience a sharp decline!

He began to regret: In the early morning of "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows", if he agreed to buy ten "roasted eight-treasure chicken legs" and obtained the tricks in it, maybe he would not be captured alive by Cao Cao, let alone fall into such an embarrassing situation.

Zhuge Liang also began to understand that Lin Yu was definitely his nemesis!

At this time, Lin Yu helped Zhuge Liang up, and said earnestly: "From now on, don't shake your fan to pretend to be aggressive, and use your brain to think more!"

Zhuge Liang wiped away the blood from his mouth, with an embarrassed expression and a flash of shame in his eyes.

Lin Yu said: "Your talent is indeed better than the average person, but your ability and experience urgently need to be improved!"

"After all, you just turned 28 years old, you are still young, you still need to practice!"

"If you want to assist Liu Bei and achieve great achievements, you must get the guidance of an expert!"

These words touched Zhuge Liang's soul.

Lin Yu went on to say: "Since your debut last winter, the strategies you have used rely more on the theoretical knowledge in books, and lack the accumulation of actual combat!"

"Relying on eloquence, fighting against the Confucian scholars, persuading Sun Quan to join forces against Cao, is actually the basic quality necessary for a high-level adviser, but you regard it as a great military exploit, and you are complacent!"

"Immediately, you blindly used the strategy of "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" to try to defraud Cao Cao of [-] sharp arrows. This is pure stupidity. If Cao Jun shoots the rocket, you and Lu Su will be burned to death immediately!"

"At that time, I couldn't bear it. I stopped Cao Cao from ordering to shoot rockets. I just used the method of burning horse dung to teach you a lesson and capture you alive!"

"Who knows, you are obsessed with obsession, and you are still pretentious, thinking that Liu Bei regards you as a treasure, and you are indispensable! Absurd, childish..."

Zhuge Liang was terrified when he heard it, his forehead was sweating, and he temporarily forgot the bitterness in his mouth and stomach...

Zhao Yinger raised the cold iron pig-killing knife, and Yingsheng ordered: "All soldiers, turn around immediately, take off their underpants, and burn them on the spot!"

Liu Bei sighed and didn't want to take it off, but he didn't dare to resist.

Zhang Fei said considerately: "Brother, I will help you take off!"

Zhao Zilong hurriedly said: "You rest, I will help the lord take off!"

One is true love and the other is true cheapness.

Liu Bei was slightly embarrassed, and quickly waved his hands: "I will do this kind of thing myself!"

Soon, Liu Bei led more than 300 soldiers, took off their pants and threw them into the bonfire.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Fei and Zhao Zilong led the cavalry to break off branches, collect weeds, and quickly weave "pure natural" pants.

Of course, I first made a pair of very thick underpants for the boss Liu Bei, and decorated them with five or six blooming wild chrysanthemums!

This gorgeous operation is an impromptu idea by Zhao Zilong, and it can be called a flattering classic.

After Liu Bei put it on, he felt itchy skin and kept scratching, which was quite funny.

The "pure natural" pants that Zhuge Liang got were very small in size, they could only cover up his embarrassment, and they were too tight.

He hurriedly did it himself, pulled some longer weeds, and improved his underpants.

Liu Bei recovered after drinking half a bowl of rice porridge, and asked Lin Yu, "How sweet is roasted sugar cane?"

Lin Yu swallowed the roast lamb and threw away the bamboo stick.

He smiled and said: "The strong salty taste can overwhelm people! The strong sweet taste can also overwhelm people! It is so sweet that it is no longer honey, but a sword! It will definitely hurt you so hard that you can't bear it." , vomit like Zhuge Liang!"

Liu Bei was stunned: "It turned out to be so dangerous... I thought I could succeed in this challenge... I almost made a fool of myself in public..."

Zhuge Liang hurriedly yelled: "Then I have suffered in vain? My lord, I am so wronged! General Zhang shouldn't have kicked me!"

Liu Bei frowned slightly: "You can fight back! Go kick Yide!"

Zhuge Liang was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at the sturdy Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu sneered: "Military Master, if you can't swallow this breath, fight with Guan!"

Zhuge Liang's heart trembled slightly, his position might not be guaranteed, so how dare he become an enemy of the big brother's sworn brother?

He hurriedly said: "Forget it, General Zhang is a man of temperament. If he can't eat roast lamb from the Western Regions, he will inevitably be disappointed and become furious. It's understandable..."

Suddenly, Zhao Zilong exclaimed: "Strange! Master Lin and the two girls are gone!"

Liu Bei hurriedly turned his head, and saw that there was no one under the big tree, and the barbecue pit also disappeared.

On the ground, there are many bamboo sticks and crayfish shells scattered.

Zhao Zilong said in confusion: "Master Lin and the two girls come and go freely, and their whereabouts are mysterious. Are they enemies or friends?"

Lu Su interjected: "The authorities are obsessed, but the bystanders are clear! I don't think Master Lin is your enemy!"

Zhuge Liang said to himself: "Lin Yu set up a battle last night, and set up a gamble today. What is his intention?"

Zhang Fei said in a low voice: "The boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge. I racked my brains to guess. Is there a bird for it?"

Liu Bei collected himself and waved his hands to order: "Don't delay, hurry up and go to Huarong Road!"

……

At noon, Liu Bei led all the soldiers and galloped all the way, and finally arrived at the intersection of Huarong Road!

Liu Bei reined in his horse and stopped, looking at Hua Rongdao in front of him, feeling worried.

Because, in the Taiping Bridge area of ​​Huarong Road, there is a swamp, which is dangerous and difficult to walk.

Liu Bei said: "Military division, through Huarong Road, will surely arrive at Jiangling City, where Cao Cao's heavy troops are stationed. If we attack rashly, don't we fall into a trap?"