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Guan Yu quietly clenched his fist, and slowly swallowed the chewed Chaotian pepper, his throat was sore!

"Cough cough cough..." Guan Yu coughed violently uncontrollably.

Di Lina hurriedly said: "Don't cough up the chewed pepper, or the challenge will fail!"

Guan Yu stretched out his hand in fright, and instinctively covered his mouth.

The fierce spicy taste continuously stimulated Guan Yu's tongue, oral mucosa, and throat!

In the belly, a fire started to ignite.

Even the nostrils emitted hot air.

Zhang Fei yelled: "Second brother, continue! I just finished eating a roasted hot pepper!"

Guan Yu's ears were red from the heat, and his back was sweating.

He gritted his teeth, tried his best to persevere, and looked at the "roasted hot pepper" in his hand.

Zhao Yinger looked directly into Guan Yu's eyes: "I think you are only good at riding horses and using big swords to scare those timid Cao soldiers! As for eating sharp peppers, you are not good at all!"

Enraged, Guan Yu opened his mouth again and slammed down three peppercorns!

Chapter 148 Actually, I'm Good at Holding Urine

"Okay!" Zhang Fei raised his arms and shouted to encourage Guan Yu, "Second brother is mighty!"

Guan Yu is determined, and he is bound to show the true qualities of a man and the spirit of a hero.

How can a mere bunch of roasted peppers suppress Guan's righteousness?

Lin Yu reminded with a smile: "Once again, it is not allowed to swallow directly, it must be chewed!"

Guan Yu clenched his fists, faced Lin Yu, chewed a few times, then faced Zhao Yinger, and continued to chew.

This posture shows the fearless spirit and the heroism to face difficulties!

Unexpectedly, within ten seconds, Guan Yu's arrogance disappeared!

His face was purple, beads of sweat rolled down his forehead, and he didn't dare to continue chewing.

"Huh...huh..." Guan Yu opened his mouth to pant, "Quick... get water!"

Lin Yu deliberately said: "You are challenging 'roasted hot pepper', not drinking water!"

Guan Yu forcibly swallowed the crushed hot pepper and shouted: "Water! Guan must drink water!"

Zhao Yinger raised her eyebrows: "Who made the wild statement just now—if you drink half a sip of water, you are not considered a man?"

Guan Yu was anxious, angry and ashamed, sweating all over his body.

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Second brother! Don't insult your reputation!"

Di Lina retorted: "Now that the Qinglong Yanyue Saber is broken and his two-foot-long beard is gone, what prestige does Guan Yu need?"

Zhuge Liang hurriedly said loudly: "Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated! Heroes can beheaded, but not shed tears!"

As soon as the words fell, Guan Yu shed tears.

Apparently, it was the tears from the "roasted hot pepper".

Zhuge Liang was shocked: "A man of eight feet, actually weeping in public?"

"Guan never cried..." Guan Yu hurriedly wiped away his tears and raised his eyebrows: "It's too spicy, too spicy! It's like burning! Guan is crying involuntarily..."

Liu Bei asked: "Second brother, there are six roasted hot peppers left, can you finish them?"

Guan Yu hurriedly said: "Give me a bowl of water, I should be able to finish..."

In desperation, he forgot to call himself "Guan Mou".

Liu Bei looked at Lin Yu and asked for his approval.

Lin Yu raised his hand: "Since you don't want to be a man, just drink water!"

Guan Yu's eyes widened: "A man who serves the country faithfully, dies without regret! Even if he suffers humiliation and is ridiculed by others, what's the matter?"

Fuck, why the fuck would you find a reason for yourself, find a way to go down!

He was so hot that he still pretended to be coercive.

Liu Bei patted Guan Yu's shoulder gratefully, and ordered someone to bring a bowl of water.

Gudong, Gudong... Guan Yu finished drinking with his neck raised.

"Three more bowls!"

Guan Yu raised his reddened head and shouted loudly.

Drinking water and drinking heroic spirit, Guan Yu can be called No.1 in history!

Immediately afterwards, Guan Yu drank three bowls of water in a row, slightly relieving the pain of being scorched.

He held up the "roasted hot pepper", bit off three more Chaotian peppers, closed his Danfeng eyes, and chewed quickly...

The more Zhuge Liang watched, the more amazed he became, he finally believed that Chaotian pepper is an edible plant in Fanwai area, which is more pungent than cornel and ginger!

Even Guan Yu, who has experienced many battles, can't bear the spicy taste of "roasted hot pepper", and most people may already faint from the heat.

Zhuge Liang couldn't help being afraid that if he chose to challenge the "roasted hot pepper", he would definitely make a fool of himself in public and damage the glorious image of the military division.

Therefore, inexplicable fear grew in Zhuge Liang's heart.

Lin Yu seems like an enemy but not an enemy, a friend but not a friend, what exactly does he want to do?What are your plans?

"General Guan is amazing! General Guan is mighty!"

"General Guan is absolutely extraordinary! I can't wait to catch up!"

"General Guan is so brave that he even ate ten hot peppers!"

In the rainbow farts of everyone, Guan Yu finally finished the "roasted hot pepper"!

At this moment, not only his head was red, but his neck, shoulders and chest were also red, like someone who is allergic to alcohol.

Moreover, the white underpants had already been soaked with sweat.

Guan Yu's lips were red and swollen, his nostrils were dilated, and he kept looking around, like a violent trapped animal.

Liu Bei hurriedly asked: "Second brother, do you still want to drink water?"

Guan Yu shook his head, and suddenly rushed to the ditch not far away!

Plop!Guan Yu plunged into the ditch and soaked his body in the cold rainwater, trying to relieve the heat in his body.

Witnessing Guan Yu's behavior, Lin Yu recalled that on the top of the light in "Yi Tian Shou Long Ji", Master Kongxing of Shaolin ate pig intestines smeared with "Carolina Death Pepper" spicy oil, and was so hot that he plunged his head into the snowdrift and swallowed the snow. The situation of kicking legs...

Liu Bei said: "Master Lin's roasted lemons and hot peppers are indeed extraordinary, but my second and third younger brothers have the courage to overcome difficulties and complete the challenge! Next, let Master Lin roast mustard greens!"

Lin Yu smiled slightly, picked up a bunch of mustard lumps, and quickly toasted them.

On the bamboo sticks, there are six pieces of mustard greens on a string, which are light brown in color.

Zhao Zilong stared intently at the slices of mustard lumps, his heart pounding.

He single-handedly broke into the Longtan Tiger's Den, and fought with many Cao Jun, never timid or flustered.

But in front of the woman he likes, it is easy to make his heart beat faster.

At this moment, Zhao Zilong stared at the mustard lump slice, as if staring at a woman who made his heart palpitate.

He knew that judging from the performance of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, this string of "roasted mustard lumps" must be like a scourge!

With a shaking of his wrist, Lin Yu sprinkled the "extreme salty seasoning" on the surface of the mustard lump slices.

The high temperature continued to roast, and the mustard lump slices "sizzled" with juice, melting the "extreme salty seasoning" and inhaling the inside of the mustard lump slices.

Zhuge Liang shook his dirty feather fan with a confused expression: "The roasted lemons almost made General Zhang's teeth sour; the roasted hot peppers almost made General Guan go crazy; I don't know how salty this bunch of roasted mustard lumps can be." ?”

Zhao Zilong rubbed his red and swollen back again, and said nonchalantly: "Sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty, among the five flavors except sweet, the salty taste is the least powerful, how can I be afraid?"

Zhuge Liang said: "So, I entrust you with the task of challenging the salty taste. I am responsible for challenging the bitter taste. After all, you are the lord's favorite general. You once gave up your life to fight Cao and save Adou."

Without waiting for Zhao Zilong to express his thanks, Lin Yu said, "Wrong! The salty taste is more unacceptable than the bitter taste! Zhuge Liang doesn't blink when he lies!"

Zhuge Liang retorted: "You spout blood!"

Lin Yu flipped over the roasted mustard lumps and said, "Even a three-year-old child knows that if you eat too much pickles, you will get very thirsty, and if you drink too much water, you will naturally urinate more."

"You guys are riding on the road. If you urinate frequently, you have to get off the horse repeatedly, which is very inconvenient! Therefore, Zhuge Liang is not willing to challenge the salty roasted mustard lumps!"

After Zhao Zilong heard this, he suddenly realized, and gave Zhuge Liang a sideways glance in displeasure.

Gratitude turned into contempt.

Zhuge Liang was very embarrassed, and pointed at Lin Yu with his feather fan: "You are talking nonsense again! I am born with big urine bubbles, and I am good at holding back urine. I am not afraid to drink more water!"

It's ridiculous to use strong words and be so good at holding back urine!

Lin Yu didn't bother to be sarcastic, and said loudly, "Roasted mustard greens! Out of the oven!"

Zhao Zilong picked up the roasted mustard lumps and comforted himself with a smile: "It's just a few slices of pickles, it's enough to satisfy your hunger."

Everyone is watching Zhao Zilong, looking forward to his challenge...

Chapter 149 Brother Liang's Unspeakable Secret

At this moment, Zhao Zilong is only wearing simple shorts made of "pure natural" plants, holding a bunch of "roasted mustard lumps" with a handsome smile on his face.

He didn't ride a white dragon colt chasing wind for thousands of miles, nor did he hold a silver spear or a green sword. He could only rely on his free and masculine temperament to show off the demeanor of the "Three Kingdoms male god"!

Especially in front of the two beauties with delicate faces and strong martial arts, it is even more necessary to show off their extraordinary charm to cover up the embarrassment of failing in the "one-on-one challenge" last night.

To put it bluntly: I am not capable enough, so I pretend to be strong!

Zhao Zilong raised his sword eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile: "Actually, I often eat pickles like mustard lumps, they are very appetizing!"

He immediately opened his mouth, and took off a piece of slightly burnt mustard lump, before he started chewing, he froze!

Zhang Fei asked: "What's wrong with you, biting your tongue?"

Zhao Zilong raised his eight-character eyebrows suddenly: "Too...too salty...to sting..."

Undoubtedly, the salty taste is extremely strong, and the inside of the mouth feels like being stung by a bee, causing a tingling sensation!

Zhuge Liang sneered: "It's just salty, so exaggerated?"

Crunch...crunch...Zhao Zilong chewed mustard green lumps slowly.

Obviously, Brother Long wanted to appear chic, but his demeanor betrayed him.

This look is more uncomfortable than eating shit.

Zhang Fei asked curiously: "How salty it is, I really want to taste it, help you finish it quickly, and get the western region roast lamb for free as soon as possible..."

Talking about mutton skewers, Zhang Fei's stomach growled again.

Zhao Zilong didn't say a word, his brows were furrowed, he swallowed the chewed mustard lumps with difficulty, and opened his mouth to take down three more pieces.

He ate extremely fast, except for his ugly expression, there was no other exaggeration.

Zhang Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and Zhuge Liang also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Bring water!" Zhao Zilong ordered.

The cavalryman brought Zhao Zilong a bowl of water, he drank it with his neck up, and then ate "roasted mustard lumps" with a frown.

Zhuge Liangliang nodded: "It seems that it is not difficult to challenge the salty taste."

Soon, a whole bunch of "roasted mustard lumps" was eaten.

Liu Bei said happily: "Well, Zilong is relatively stable and reliable in his work, so I am very relieved!"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Zilong's shoulders shook, his feet staggered, he rolled his eyes, and almost fell down.

Zhang Fei quickly supported Zhao Zilong: "Zilong! What's wrong with you?"

Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, and he quickly raised his feather fan and shouted: "The roasted mustard lumps are poisonous! After all, we were deceived by Lin Yu!"

His voice was high-pitched and emotional, like a greedy grave robber discovering an underground treasure.

I saw Zhao Zilong's face was pale, his lips were trembling, and his limbs were trembling slightly!

Liu Bei quickly grabbed Zhao Zilong's hand and shouted hoarsely: "Zilong! Fourth brother! You can't die!"

Zhao Zilong took a breath and shook his head: "My lord, don't worry... I'm not poisoned..."

Zhuge Liang was surprised: "Not poisoned? Then...then why are you in such a miserable state?"