I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lu Su asked again: "How could a barbecue vendor run to the front of Cao Ying to do business in the early morning?"

Lin Yu said: "Cao Ying is stationed in Jiangbei, and there are a large number of soldiers standing guard day and night. I take this opportunity to sell barbecue and make some windfall. Is there something wrong?"

After listening to Lu Su, he thought it was reasonable.

After all, the man and the woman are dressed so weirdly, so they will naturally do weird things.

Dilina pointed to the scarecrow on the boat: "Look, there are so many scarecrows..."

Zhao Yinger pretended to be puzzled: "The straw boats are filled with scarecrows. Could it be that rice is planted in the boats, so that the sparrows will steal them?"

Lin Yu chuckled: "I heard that Liu Bei and Sun Quan teamed up to fight Cao Cao in a water fight in Chibi. However, this kind of tactic with a scarecrow is the first one I've seen!"

Di Lina asked: "Zhuge Liang, is it because you have too few soldiers that you purposely set up some scarecrows in an attempt to increase your momentum and scare Cao Cao when you can't see clearly through the fog?"

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and replied perfunctorily, "Exactly!"

He thought his strategy was very clever, except for Zhou Yu, no one could see through the plan of "borrowing arrows from straw boats".

Including Lu Su, Zhuge Liang's true intentions are still unknown.

It can be seen from this that Lu Su's IQ is worrying, and I don't know how he got into an official position.

Lin Yu said mockingly: "Taking advantage of the heavy fog, instead of making a surprise attack, you beat drums and cursed in the streets. How naive!"

"Now, I will give you a chance to choose and get the best strategy to deal with Cao Cao!"

Lu Su hurriedly asked: "What plan?"

Lin Yu pointed to the grill: "Among the ten 'roasted eight-treasure chicken legs', there is a kit hidden inside one of the ten 'roasted eight-treasure chicken legs', which contains a clever strategy against the enemy!"

"As long as you follow the ingenious plan and send troops to fight, you will be able to defeat Cao Cao's 80 troops!"

Lu Su asked curiously again: "Which chicken leg?"

Lin Yu said: "After the chicken legs are cooked, they look the same, and I can't tell the difference! You can either try your luck, or just buy all the chicken legs!"

Zhuge Liang sneered again: "Slippery thief! Trying to sell more chicken legs! What a trick, it's just nonsense!"

Lin Yu said: "The opportunity is right in front of you, don't miss it! Cao Cao has 80 troops, and you have less than [-]. The disparity is too big. How can I defeat Cao Cao? Even I, a businessman who sells barbecue, know that the outsiders who come to Cao Ying Instead of going to Jiangdong."

Lu Su's heart was moved immediately, and he said to Zhuge Liang: "It's better to buy chicken legs, maybe, there is really a trick up your sleeve!"

Zhuge Liang showed an arrogant look on his face: "Even if there is a clever plan, can it be better than mine?"

Suspicion flashed in Lu Su's eyes, and he couldn't help complaining: "So far, I really can't see what kind of strategy the master is playing. We are here beating drums and scolding like shrews! Cao Cao will send troops at any time, we wait for the attack, and then If you run away in a hurry, don't you ask for trouble and be ridiculed by Cao Cao?"

Zhuge Liang hurriedly said: "Actually, I'm going to use a straw boat..."

In the middle of speaking, Zhuge Liang held back and glanced at Lin Yu.

Di Lina said: "Master, they don't want to buy 'roasted eight-treasure chicken legs', let's sell it to Cao Cao!"

Zhao Yinger said: "Yes, stop talking to them, sell it to Cao Cao!"

Lu Su couldn't bear it anymore, and took a step forward: "I'll buy it! How much is ten chicken legs?"

Lin Yu said: "Each 'roasted eight-treasure chicken leg' is worth ten taels of gold!"

"Ten...Ten taels?" Lu Su was stunned, "It's so expensive..."

Lin Yu said: "Fortunately, I can buy a clever plan. Its value is far more than ten taels of gold, right?"

Di Lina said: "It is no exaggeration to say that its value is comparable to that of an 80 army!"

Zhao Yinger said: "As long as ten taels of gold, you don't have to bargain, and you are not afraid of being slaughtered! It is only sold for ten taels, you can pick whatever you want, ten taels of gold, you won't suffer a loss if you buy it, and you won't be fooled if you buy it. Don't miss it when you pass by." !"

Lu Su was even more moved, and hurriedly asked Zhuge Liang: "Mr. Kong Ming, have you brought gold?"

Chapter 134 A Strange Rain From the Sky

Zhuge Liang showed displeasure on his face, and shook his head: "I don't even have a copper coin with me!"

Lu Su's eyes rolled quickly, and then he put on a friendly and innocent look.

He smiled and said to Lin Yu, "how about you go back to Jiangdong with me first, and then take the gold for you?"

Lin Yu immediately refused: "No! If I go back with you, it will be like a sheep entering the tiger's mouth! Ten 'roasted eight-treasure chicken legs' will be snatched away by you! I will not be fooled!"

Lu Su was said to be cunning, and his expression was slightly embarrassed.

This guy's IQ is far worse than Zhuge Liang.

Lin Yu said: "If you sincerely want to buy it, I can wait. You can send someone back to Jiangdong to get the gold."

Lu Su said: "When the gold is fetched, it will be daylight. Wouldn't we be surrounded and captured alive by Cao Jun?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "You bought ten 'roasted eight-treasure chicken legs', and you must have a good plan. Naturally, you have a way to deal with Cao Jun. Are you afraid of being captured alive?"

Lu Su thought to himself, it makes sense.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the dense fog surged rapidly.

Zhuge Liang hurriedly looked up at the sky, feeling anxious inside.

If Cao Cao does not move, the "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" plan will fail, and Zhuge Liang will not be able to honor the military order of "making [-] arrows in three days", and his head will not be safe!

If the dense fog clears at dawn, the borrowing arrow plan will not only fail, but may also be captured alive by Cao Cao, which is even more humiliating.

Zhuge Liang was irritable, and hurriedly said sharply: "Zijing, don't waste your time with him!"

Lu Su said: "I will send someone back to Jiangdong as soon as possible, and tell Zhou Yu to take a hundred taels of gold from him..."

Zhuge Liang said: "Zhou Yu is resourceful and proud of his talents. How could he spend a lot of money to buy roasted chicken legs from a barbecue vendor in order to get a good plan?"

Lu Su said: "If Zhou Yu is moved, will he agree?"

Zhuge Liang said: "If there is really a clever plan in the chicken leg, Zhou Yu has been jealous of me, how can he let me see the plan to deal with 80 Cao Jun first? Therefore, he will never agree!"

Lu Su said: "I can assure Zhou Yu that I won't let you see the trick bag first. Take ten roasted chicken legs back to Jiangdong intact and let Zhou Yu eat them first. No, peel them off and take out the kit first!"

Zhuge Liang's face darkened: "Absurd! Really absurd!"

He ordered again, continued to beat the drums, and continued to yell!

Seeing that Zhuge Liang was determined not to buy roasted chicken legs, Lu Su sighed deeply.

Lin Yu said: "Zhuge Liang, you are too stubborn, let me give you a word!"

Zhuge Liang pretended to shake his feather fan: "What are you talking about?"

Lin Yu said loudly: "There used to be a precious roasted chicken leg in front of you. You didn't cherish it. You regretted it when you lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this!"

"If God can give you a chance to do it all over again, you will definitely say three words to the roasted chicken legs: I buy you!"

"If you have to add a quantity to this transaction, you hope it will be... [-]!"

Zhuge Liang frowned after listening.

He held back for five or six seconds before opening his mouth: "You clearly said three sentences..."

Lin Yu shrugged: "you are so boring, I won't play with you anymore."

Di Lina deliberately said: "He doesn't buy roasted eight-treasure chicken legs, let's sell them to Cao Cao!"

Zhao Yinger said contemptuously, "Zhuge Liang, don't regret it!"

Zhuge Liang stared angrily: "I will avenge my wife's severed finger!"

Apparently, Zhang Fei escorted Huang Yueying to Nanyang for medical treatment, but failed to attach the severed index finger...

Zhao Yinger said: "I'll wait for you, when the time comes, I'll cut off your left index finger, it's perfect for your wife!"

Zhuge Liang was so angry that he trembled all over, and almost lost his mind and cursed.

Amid Zhao Yinger's crisp laughter, the small wooden boat left slowly and disappeared into the thick fog...

Lu Su sighed regretfully, returned to the cabin, and drank sullenly.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan to calm down.

He smiled and said, "Zijing, don't be disturbed by little thieves and witches. When we return with a full load, I have my own way to deal with Cao Cao's army."

Lu Su burped: "After a while, the sky will be bright, the sun will rise, and the white mist will dissipate. You and I will be in danger!"

Zhuge Liang's eyes were full of confidence: "Don't worry, keep waiting! At this moment, Cao Cao is in conflict and suspicion, and he will soon lose his patience..."

Before he finished speaking, there were chaotic exclamations outside!

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped……

I don't know what flew over and kept hitting the hull of the ship.

Lu Su hurriedly stood up and walked out of the cabin: "What happened?"

Snapped!A mass of black object hit Lu Su's head, covering his entire face!

Teng Teng Teng, Lu Su took a few steps back and fell on his buttocks.

He hurriedly raised his hand to wipe off the dirt covering his eyes, and then shouted: "Horse dung!"

That's right, a lump of stinky horse dung hit Lu Su's face.

"Bah... bah..." Lu Su spat out the dirt in his mouth, and asked Zhuge Liang, "Are you asking me to wait for horse manure? Ugh..."

Lu Su vomits!

Zhuge Liang turned pale with fright, before he could comfort Lu Su, more horse dung fell from the sky, hitting the fleet of straw boats lined up one after another!

In an instant, the pungent stench made people dizzy, and the soldiers hid in the cabin with their heads covered.

Zhuge Liang hurriedly walked to the hatch, poked his head out cautiously, trying to see what happened.

Whoosh!A ball of horse dung flew and hit Zhuge Liang's hat, and the dung juice flowed down...

Zhuge Liang retracted his head in fright, and hurriedly wiped his face with his sleeve, his stomach churned, and he almost vomited.

He never expected that borrowing arrows failed, but he borrowed horse dung!

This wonderful "dung rain" lasted for 5 minutes.

Twenty straw boats and many scarecrows were all dyed dark brown beyond recognition!

Lu Su roared angrily: "Retreat! Retreat!"

Zhuge Liang was still in shock, so he quickly raised his feather fan and ordered: "Don't retreat!"

He thought it was time for Cao Bing to shoot his arrows!

Lu Su said angrily: "Zhuge Liang! I accompanied you on an adventure, but was humiliated by Cao Cao. What do you want?"

At this point, Zhuge Liang had no choice but to say: "The grass boats lined up, beating drums and shouting, in order to attract Cao soldiers to release arrows, before dawn, they can be loaded with [-] arrows and return in triumph!"

After listening to Lu Su, he suddenly realized.

Zhuge Liang said: "The river was filled with thick fog, Cao Cao did not dare to act rashly, faced with the scolding, he used horse manure to fight back! How can you and I be afraid of such a despicable method?"

Lu Su's anger subsided: "Sir, Cao Cao is still in the dark?"

Zhuge Liang wiped the dung from his mouth: "That's right! Let's grit our teeth and continue to scold. Cao Cao still dare not send troops to attack, so he must order the crossbowmen to shoot arrows!"

Lu Su wept bitterly: "Okay, I'll trust you again..."

Whoosh!

A sharp arrow flew in and hit the window of the ship, which was blackened with horse dung.

"The arrow is coming!" Zhuge Liang was extremely happy, "Cao Cao really hit my trick, hahaha..."

Whoosh!

Another sharp arrow flew, passed through the window lattice, and shot on the desk!

Zhuge Liang opened his eyes wide in an instant, extremely astonished: "Fire... rocket!"

That's right, it is a sharp arrow burning with flames!

Chapter 135 Trapped in the shit pot

Witnessing the rocket shot into the cabin, Zhuge Liang felt that something was wrong!

Sure enough, dozens of rockets flew over quickly and shot at the ship's side, deck, cabin roof and other positions.

Zhuge Liang kept calm, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't panic! The boat is full of horse manure, there will be no fire..."

Before he finished speaking, the horse manure accumulated at the hatch caught fire!

Flames blazed and smoke filled the air.