Jiang Gan licked the corner of his mouth, reluctant to give up the delicious taste of stinky tofu.
He replied: "Last night, I slept with Zhou Yu on the same bed, and while he was asleep, I found this letter on his case!"
Lin Yu asked: "Based on your ingenuity, do you think the content of this letter is true?"
Jiang Gan replied without thinking: "It's absolutely fake!"
Lin Yu asked: "How can you judge that it is a forgery?"
Jiang Gan replied: "Zhou Yu is cautious, how could he put the confidential letters with Cai Mao and Zhang Yun on the case, so that I can easily see them?"
"Besides, Zhou Yu got up in the middle of the night, stood outside talking to people, and deliberately mentioned Cai Mao and Zhang Yun for me to hear."
"His trick "Anti-indirect tactics" can only deceive five-year-old children. It is a great insult to use it against me!"
Lin Yu asked: "You clearly know that Zhou Yu used you to play tricks, why do you still take a false letter and report to the prime minister?"
Suddenly, Jiang Gan instinctively covered his mouth with his hand, not daring to speak any more.
However, he couldn't resist the power of "Honest Stinky Tofu" at all, his face flushed red, and he continued to answer!
"Before, I boasted to the prime minister that I would be able to persuade Zhou Yu to surrender. In the end, I made a mistake and failed..."
"I was afraid that I would be neglected by the prime minister from now on, so I pretended to be caught in a trick, and took this secret letter forged by Zhou Yu to ask the prime minister for credit!"
After listening to Jiang Gan's words, there was an uproar in the camp.
"Jiang Gan is so cunning that he actually played this trick to fool the prime minister!"
"He is not only cunning, he has clearly committed the crime of deceiving the emperor!"
"Working with Jiang Gan, I feel a great shame!"
"Bah! This person is of bad quality and is not worthy of being a counselor!"
……
Lin Yu asked with a smile: "Jiang Gan, do you know what the consequences will be if the Prime Minister fell into Zhou Yu's trick?"
Cold sweat broke out on Jiang Gan's forehead: "The prime minister must be furious and cut off the heads of Cai Mao and Zhang Yun..."
Lin Yu said: "Since you know the consequences, are you still stubborn and eager to claim credit?"
Jiang Gan replied: "I... I took a chance... Anyway, it wasn't my head that was cut off..."
Cai Mao couldn't bear it any longer, and pointed at Jiang Gan and yelled at him, swearing and swearing, it was unbearable to listen to.
Zhang Yun wished he could eat Jiang Gan alive. Because of his excitement, the wound that had just stopped bleeding began to bleed again.
Lin Yu said: "Prime Minister, the four strings of 'honest stinky tofu' have been eaten, and the lie detector game is over! It is clear at a glance who is loyal to you!"
Cao Cao despised Jiang Gan, too lazy to get angry, and said impatiently: "Push it out and cut it."
Lin Yu said with a smile: "I suggest, spare Jiang's life, chop off his right hand first, and imprison him temporarily!"
Cao Cao asked: "Just now, Pang Tong was spared. Now, why is Jiang Gan spared?"
Lin Yu said: "As long as this kind of counselors who like to play tricks, let them go to Liu Bei's territory in the future... Hehe, the prime minister should understand!"
Cao Cao blinked his eyes, and suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, yes, all the idiots are given to Liu Bei!"
Cai Mao immediately drew his sword and slashed off Jiang Gan's right hand!
The guy screamed, rolled his eyes, fainted to the ground, and was carried out of the tent.
So far, Zhou Yu's countermeasures have been completely shattered!
Half of the third task assigned by "Myriad Worlds Barbecue System" was completed.
Next, you need to play tricks and play Zhou Yu.
Lin Yu said: "Zhou Yu is too arrogant. He thinks that he is very smart, so he must be punished!"
Cao Cao asked, "What's the clever move of Sect Leader Lin?"
Lin Yu said: "It's up to the plan. The prime minister can send someone to forge a secret letter with Jiang Gan's notes and tone, cross the river overnight, and send it to Zhou Yu."
Cao Cao asked, "What's in the secret letter?"
Lin Yu said: "After Jiang Qian returned to Cao Ying, he reported Cai Mao and Zhang Yun, but was ignored by the prime minister and cut off his right hand! Jiang Gan secretly persuaded Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to surrender to Sun Quan, and cooperated with Zhou Yu to destroy Cao Jun!" "
After Cao Cao heard it, he laughed loudly: "A brilliant plan! A brilliant plan! Zhou Yu played "Anti-Interesting Strategies", and I played "False and True Strategies"!"
Lin Yu said: "Let Cai Hao and Zhang Yun write another secret letter to express their sincerity to surrender to Sun Quan! The purpose of this series of operations is not to convince Zhou Yu of this, but to confuse him, play tricks on him, and disturb his sight. affect his plans."
Cao Cao nodded: "Okay! Trick Zhou Yu hard!"
Afterwards, Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger, and Di Lina left the camp, rushed to wash away the blood on their bodies, and took a rest...
Ding!The system starts!
【Congratulations, master!Successfully destroyed Zhou Yu's "Anti-Interesting Strategies" and made fun of Zhou Yu! 】
【Congratulations, master!Get 1000 barbecue points! 】
[Master please pay attention!The fourth requirement of this mission! 】
[Destroy Zhuge Liang's "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" action, and capture Zhuge Liang and Lu Su alive! 】
【After success, reward 2000 barbecue points!If it fails, 4000 points will be deducted! 】
After hearing this, Lin Yu laughed out loud!
Zhao Yinger asked: "What are you laughing at?"
Lin Yu said: "My first confrontation with Zhuge Liang on the battlefield will begin soon!"
Di Lina's reaction was extremely quick: "The grass boat borrows arrows!"
Lin Yu said: "That's right, destroy the operation of "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" and capture Zhuge Liang alive! Slap him in the face!"
Zhao Yinger couldn't help being excited: "It's great! It's embarrassing for Zhuge Liang not to be able to borrow an arrow!"
The system immediately started the "Story Acceleration" mode, and the three of Lin Yu were sucked into the aperture...
……
In the early hours of the morning, the river surface was covered with white mist and visibility was extremely low.
A fleet sailed quietly to Cao Jun's camp.
Zhuge Liang and Lu Su were sitting in the cabin.
Lu Su was so worried that his calves trembled...
Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and smiled faintly: "Don't be afraid, Zijing, there is absolutely no danger in this trip, and you will definitely return with a rewarding experience!"
Lu Su said: "I give up my life to accompany the gentleman, so don't make any mistakes."
Zhuge Liang said: "Drink with peace of mind, I have a plan in mind."
Lu Su said: "According to legend, a high-level strategist appeared beside Cao Cao. He exposed the spy Pang Tong and saw through Zhou Yu's scheme!"
Zhuge Liang was surprised: "Pang Tong's intelligence is not inferior to mine, how can it be exposed?"
Lu Su said: "This matter is related to Zhou Yu's face. He blocked the news, and I don't know the specific details..."
Zhuge Liang collected himself and smiled slightly.
"If I'm not mistaken, it should be Cao Cao's smoke bombs to deliberately confuse Zhou Yu. This kind of trick is too low-level."
During the conversation, the fleet arrived in front of Cao Ying.
Zhuge Liang ordered that the bow of the ship face west and the stern face east.
Immediately afterwards, he ordered the soldiers on board to beat drums and shout!
Lu Su's eyes widened in fright: "In case Cao Bing is attracted..."
Zhuge Liang said: "Cao Cao will not dare to send troops under the heavy fog! Come on, keep drinking!"
The cold wind blew, and Lu Su shivered.
Suddenly, Zhuge Liang sniffed his nose: "What fragrance..."
Lu Su also smelled it, and looked out curiously: "It should be the smell of meat..."
Chapter 133 Roasted Chicken Drumsticks Have a Trick in Their Bags
On the surface of the river, there was still white mist, and there was a faint air of chilling.
The visible range never exceeds ten meters.
The soldiers continued to beat the drums vigorously, shouting and cursing at Cao Ying!
Zhuge Liang frowned slightly, and stopped shaking the feather fan: "Strange, why is there a smell of meat..."
Lu Su's stomach gurgled a few times.
He sniffed it again and said with a smile, "It's like chicken, I've always loved chicken the most!"
Suddenly, the soldiers at the bow shouted: "Someone is coming!"
Zhuge Liang was overjoyed, and hurriedly ordered: "Don't panic! Hide in the cabin!"
Who knows, the soldier told: "It's not Cao Bing!"
Zhuge Liang was taken aback, and hurriedly got up and walked out of the cabin.
I saw a small wooden boat approaching the grass boat team unsteadily.
Standing at the bow of the ship was a young man wearing a red vest and green shorts, quickly flipping the food on the barbecue.
He is Lin Yu!
The two beauties with graceful curves behind them are Zhao Yinger and Di Lina!
Zhuge Liang narrowed his eyes, and after seeing clearly, he was shocked!
"Lin Yu!"
Didn't wait for Cao Cao's flying arrows, but waited for the mysterious barbecue pie!
The small wooden boat came to a stop, next to the grass boat Zhuge Liang was on.
Lin Yu said with a smile: "It's such a coincidence that I met Zhuge Liang, the king of deception in Wollongong!"
Zhao Yinger exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Wow! It's really Zhuge Liang! I wonder if his wife's right index finger is connected?"
In Zhuge Liang's mind, the "severing finger" incident in the cold winter of last year immediately appeared, and the hatred in his heart was aroused again, and he glared at Zhao Yinger.
However, in front of Cao Ying, Zhuge Liang must remain calm.
He shook his feather fan: "Lin Yu! Why are you here? "
Lin Yu said: "You are asking too much, can't you see that I am selling barbecue?"
Lu Su asked: "Mr. Kong Ming, do you know this person?"
Zhuge Liang said coldly: "I don't just know each other! I also have festivals!"
Lu Su plucked up his courage, squatted on the edge of the straw boat, and looked at the barbecue pit with great interest.
Lin Yu took a brush in his hand, dipped it in salad oil, and spread it on a row of chicken legs.
Lu Su blurted out: "Roasted chicken legs?"
Lin Yu said: "It's not roasted chicken legs, it's roasted eight-treasure chicken legs!"
Lu Su asked, "What's the difference?"
Lin Yu said: "My roasted chicken legs are wrapped with shrimps, diced meat, sea cucumbers, squid, lotus seeds, chestnuts, shiitake mushrooms, and winter bamboo shoots, a total of eight ingredients! They are absolutely delicious!"
Lu Su asked curiously: "How can there be so many things in a chicken leg?"
Zhuge Liang hurriedly reminded: "Zijing, don't talk to him, beware of fraud!"
Lu Su took a closer look, only to find that Zhao Ying'er had a black butcher's knife hanging from her waist, and Di Lina was leaning on a flamboyant mace in her hand.
In an instant, Lu Su stood up in shock and took a few steps back.
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, my left and right female protectors only deal with villains, and will not bully customers!"
Lu Su asked sharply: "What is your intention? Are you a spy sent by Cao Jun?"
"Spy?" Lin Yu shook his head, "If I were Cao Jun's spy, I would be struck with a thunderbolt! I will never be able to sell a bunch of meat again!"
This sentence is not a lie. Lin Yu is indeed not a spy. He is now Cao Cao's chief military adviser.
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