I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

He immediately fell to the ground, holding his head and shouting: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me!"

Zhang Yun scolded angrily: "Treacherous villain! If you hadn't played tricks, my ears would not have fallen off!"

Cao Cao ordered: "Tie up Pang Tong! Burn him to death to relieve my hatred!"

Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Don't burn him to death! Cut off his two ears and send him back to Jiangdong by boat!"

Cao Cao was taken aback: "Why let him go?"

Lin Yu said: "Zhou Yu is too arrogant! He thinks that he can defeat the prime minister with a little trick! So, send Pang Tong back to Jiangdong quickly, and give Zhou Yu a disgrace! Let Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang know that the prime minister has me to help him, and he will not be allowed to Contempt!"

Cao Cao readily agreed and signaled Zhang Yun to do it!

Click, click!

Pang Tong's ears fell to the ground, and Cai Mao picked them up and threw them into the river.

"Aw... Aw..." Pang Tong rolled on the floor in pain.

Lin Yu said contemptuously: "You and Zhuge Liang's group of counselors think that after studying for a few years, they think they can guide the country and assist the king to achieve great things? How naive!"

Zhao Yinger said: "Pang Tong is a childish scumbag, and Zhuge Liang is a childish scumbag!"

Di Lina said: "Pang Tong, the young phoenix, and Zhuge, the crouching dragon, are now chickens and bugs! Hahaha..."

The three of them cooperated to stimulate Pang Tong's nerves, in order to let him tell Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang the "words of humiliation".

Pang Tong wailed a few more times, his face was pale, and he looked at Lin Yu timidly: "You... who are you?"

Lin Yu said: "My surname is Lin and my name is Yu! The head of the barbecue school!"

Pang Tong reluctantly climbed up, and boarded the boat with his tail between his legs...

Cao Cao bowed his hands and saluted, and said gratefully: "Master Lin, thanks for reminding me, otherwise, I would have been deceived by Pang Tong and fell into Zhou Yu's scheme!"

Lin Yu said: "Prime Minister, you are being polite. Zhou Yu has a lot of tricks. Let's pay attention!"

This sentence, in fact, was told to Jiang Gan, prompting him to claim credit quickly.

Sure enough, Jiang Gan said: "Prime Minister, the secret letter I got also proves that Zhou Yu is plotting a big conspiracy! Please come to the camp to discuss!"

Cao Cao walked quickly into the tent, sat down and asked, "He Mixin?"

Jiang Gan took out the secret letter and handed it to Cao Cao.

Lin Yu knew that this letter was forged by Zhou Yu, and he played a play that night to deceive Jiang Gan.

After Cao Cao finished watching, his face turned blue with anger, and he stared at Cai Mao and Zhang Yun viciously!

Cai Mao panicked, not knowing what happened again.

Zhang Yun covered his ears, even more confused.

"Come on!" Cao Cao slammed the table, "Take down Cai Mao and Zhang Yun!"

Cai Mao and Zhang Yun's faces turned pale with fright, and they asked in unison, "What crime have we committed?"

Cao Cao held up the secret letter: "You two colluded with Zhou Yu in an attempt to cooperate internally and externally!"

"I'm wronged!" Cai Mao and Zhang Yun were so anxious that they almost peed on their pants.

Cao Cao waved: "Push it out and chop it!"

"Wait a minute!" Lin Yu stepped forward, "The one who should be beheaded is Jiang Gan!"

Cao Cao was stunned: "Why...why Jiang Gan?"

Jiang Gan was trembling, and quickly knelt down: "Prime Minister, I am loyal to you and have never betrayed you. Please check carefully!"

Cao Cao was even more puzzled, what happened?

Lin Yu immediately set up the grill, took out four strings of stinky tofu from the food box, and put them on the grill.

He smiled and said, "Next, I will play a small lie detector game to see who is the traitor and who is the loyal minister!"

Zhao Yinger clapped her hands: "Wow! Quick test!"

Chapter 131 Diao Chan is the most beautiful

Cao Cao looked at the four strings of stinky tofu, both curious and puzzled.

It's so dark, what kind of food is it?

And how to play lie detector?

I saw that Lin Yu's technique was extremely skillful, quickly turning over the stinky tofu!

Immediately afterwards, he picked up the "honest cumin powder", sprinkled it evenly on the stinky tofu, and continued to roast.

This bottle of "honest cumin powder" was exchanged by Lin Yu for 300 barbecue points when he traveled through "Water Margin".

At that time in Zhongyitang, Song Jiang ate "honest mutton skewers" and obediently confessed the truth about his plot to kill Chao Gai.

At this moment, "honest cumin powder" comes in handy again!

"Smelly..." Cao Cao muttered, frowning.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Honest stinky tofu smells stinky, tastes delicious, and will tell the truth, never lie!"

Cao Cao had seen the "Assorted Map" in the belly of "Roasted Suckling Pig of the Three Kingdoms" before, and he had no doubts about Lin Yu's magical barbecue cooking skills!

He believes that even the "spicy chicken skeleton" can cure headaches, and this stinky baked tofu must also be able to detect lies.

"It's out of the oven!" Lin Yu held up a bunch of "honest stinky tofu", "Prime Minister, please eat first!"

Cao Cao was stunned: "I... I will eat first? Why?"

Lin Yu said: "There are four skewers in total. The prime minister eats one skewer, Cai Mao and Zhang Yun each eat one skewer, and Jiang Gan eats one skewer!"

"The prime minister eats first, and personally experience the power of 'honesty stinky tofu'! Only then can we believe that Jiang Gan, Cai Mao and Zhang Yun are telling the truth!"

Cao Cao nodded: "That makes sense! Sect Leader Lin is very considerate...but...but..."

Lin Yu said, "Prime Minister, what concerns do you have?"

Cao Cao grinned: "After eating honesty stinky tofu, will I lose control and speak the truth?"

Puchi...Zhao Yinger was overjoyed: "Are you afraid of telling your secret in public? Is there something shameful?"

Cao Cao's expression was slightly embarrassed, and he looked at the soldiers and counselors in the camp.

General Cao Ren said with interest: "Prime Minister, I will take my leave for now!"

Others are also conscious and ready to leave.

Before Cao Cao could speak, Lin Yu said, "Prime Minister, don't worry, after eating honesty stinky tofu, you can answer whatever I ask! Under normal circumstances, I won't tell the truth indiscriminately."

Cao Cao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said proudly: "You don't need to avoid it! As the prime minister, I will serve the country loyally, so what secret can I have? Here, I will eat first!"

He stood up abruptly, stretched out his hand proudly, took a bunch of "honest stinky tofu", and sniffed it carefully.

"It's too stinky, it's too stinky...it makes my brain hurt..."

Lin Yu encouraged: "Prime Minister, don't smell it, you will get sick if you smell it again! Take a quick bite and make sure you like the smell!"

Cao Cao hummed, held his breath, opened his mouth and rolled down a piece of "honest stinky tofu"!

Chewing quickly... Cao Cao's frown frowns unfolded.

Sure enough, the taste is good, the skin is crispy and refreshing, the inside is tender and juicy, with the fragrance of tofu, mixed with garlic and green onion.

Cao Cao gave a thumbs up: "Delicious! Totally unexpected! Hahaha..."

He swallowed the stinky tofu in his mouth, took two more slices in a row, and finished them hungrily.

In an instant, the tent became silent.

Everyone stared at Cao Cao curiously, expecting him to say some honest words that he didn't usually say.

Lin Yu waited for more than ten seconds before asking with a smile, "Prime Minister, who is your favorite woman?"

Cao Cao replied without hesitation: "Master Bian!"

This answer is very honest, Cao Cao does not dislike Mrs. Bian as a singer, and has always loved her.

Lin Yu asked again: "If you marry another little wife, who do you choose?"

Cao Cao immediately looked at Di Lina: "Your female protector, Miss Lina!"

This answer is also correct, beyond doubt.

Zhao Yinger interrupted suddenly: "Me, Sister Lina, Diao Chan, Zhen Mi, Xiao Qiao, who is the most beautiful?"

Cao Cao thought for a while, and said firmly: "In my mind, Diao Chan is the most beautiful! However, I still choose Miss Lina!"

Zhao Yinger asked: "Since Diao Chan is the most beautiful, why didn't you choose her?"

Cao Cao said: "I have favored this kind of beauties a lot, and I'm tired of it! And Miss Lina, who belongs to the beauties of the Western Regions, I haven't tried it yet! So, I really want to have a real treat!"

The answer is not only honest, but also very forthright, making no secret of his special needs.

Di Lina's face was slightly red, and she rolled her eyes at Cao Cao, but she felt a little smug in her heart.

Jia Xu, a counselor, hurriedly complimented: "The prime minister is a real man! He can be called a role model for my generation!"

This flattery is not very good.

Lin Yu said: "I'm done asking, please drink tea, Prime Minister."

Cao Cao stared at Di Lina, feeling thirsty, he picked up his teacup and drank it down.

Lin Yu picked up two strings of "honest stinky tofu" and handed them to Cai Mao and Zhang Yun.

They looked at each other, opened their mouths to eat, and quickly wiped out "honest stinky tofu".

Lin Yu said, "I'll ask you a question, and you two will answer together."

Zhang Yun urged: "Quickly ask! If it wasn't for your sake of exposing Pang Tong, I would rather die than fight with you to avenge my ear beheading!"

Lin Yu said: "Yes, you still have the blood of a general."

Cai Mao said, "I have it too."

Lin Yu asked: "Are you two sincerely surrendering to the prime minister?"

Cai Mao and Zhang Yun replied in unison: "Surrender sincerely! Allegiance to the Prime Minister!"

Lin Yu asked: "If Zhou Yu bribes you two, will he betray the prime minister?"

Cai Mao and Zhang Yun replied: "No!"

Lin Yu asked, "Why not?"

Cai Mao and Zhang Yun said: "Follow the prime minister, you can enjoy the glory and wealth!"

Lin Yu said: "The answer is so perfect and unified, it can be seen that there is no lying!"

Cao Cao twirled his beard and showed a gratified smile: "I almost killed a loyal minister by mistake!"

Jiang Gan hurriedly called: "Prime Minister! Don't trust Cai Hao and Zhang Yun easily! This is a trick to fool people! How can a bunch of stinky tofu test the truth of people's hearts?"

Lin Yu held up "Honest Stinky Tofu": "It's your turn to eat! Don't smudge, be quick!"

Jiang Gan hesitated: "I... I don't need to eat, I am absolutely loyal to the prime minister, and I will never deceive the prime minister!"

Lin Yu said: "Then you need to eat more, to express your loyalty! Hurry up, or don't blame me for being rough!"

Cao Cao glared at Jiang Gan.

Forced by Cao Cao's majesty, Jiang Gan hurriedly took over the "honest stinky tofu" and raised his eight-character eyebrows.

"I...I'm afraid of smell..."

Zhao Yinger raised the cold iron butcher's knife: "Are you afraid of the butcher's knife?"

Seeing the blood-stained cold iron butcher knife, Jiang Gan shivered!

He hurriedly started eating, huffing and puffing, and quickly wiped out "honest stinky tofu".

"It tastes good... I want to eat another bunch... This is what I say from the bottom of my heart... It's really delicious..."

Before Lin Yu started asking, Jiang Gan began to ramble.

This guy's psychological quality is obviously low, and he is definitely not material for being a spy.

Lin Yu pointed to the secret letter and asked loudly, "Where did you get the secret letter?"

Chapter 132: Playing tricks on Zhou Yu