I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Whoosh!The three of Lin Yu disappeared from the garden...

Chapter 129 Using a foolish trick

The Battle of Chibi, a famous battle in history.

Cao Cao is determined to win, and with the help of Lin Yu, the "barbecue chef", he is even more confident.

However, Lin Yu was not seen for dozens of days, which made Cao Cao very puzzled.

Right now, a decisive battle is imminent, and both the enemy and the enemy are fighting with full strength.

Cao Cao's psychological pressure is also increasing day by day!

In order to prevent the recurrence of the headache, he deliberately brought Hua Tuo into the barracks.

Previously, the "Roasted Suckling Pig of the Three Kingdoms" and "Assorted Maps" produced by Lin Yu allowed Cao Cao to learn information that he did not know.

If defeated, Cao Cao would not be able to march south smoothly, and would have to watch Liu Bei and Sun Quan build their own empire.

Cao Cao had trouble sleeping and eating, so he sent people to wait at various intersections to meet Lin Yu and the two beautiful female guardians.

Another three days later, Cao Cao was so anxious that his hair kept falling out and his head began to ache.

Just as he was anxious, he heard soldiers coming to report.

Cao Cao was overjoyed: "Is Master Lin here?"

The soldier said: "Report to the Prime Minister, Jiang Gan returns to camp!"

Cao Cao couldn't help being disappointed, then stabilized his mood and let Jiang Gan come in.

Jiang Gan stepped into the tent and saluted respectfully: "Prime Minister, I am going to Jiangdong, but unfortunately, I failed to persuade Zhou Yu..."

Cao Cao was upset, and snorted coldly: "I have already expected that your efforts are in vain! Get back!"

Jiang Gan hurriedly said: "However, I got an extremely important secret letter! It is related to the life and death of our army!"

Cao Cao was shocked: "What secret letter?"

Just as Jiang Gang was about to take out the secret letter in an attempt to show his merits, he only heard loud shouts from outside!

"There are assassins! There are assassins!"

"Catch the assassin! Protect the prime minister!"

Cao Cao immediately stood up, who dared to break into Cao's camp and assassinate the old man?

Immediately afterwards, Cai Mao led a group of soldiers into the camp to protect Cao Cao!

"Why panic? Come out with me!"

Cao Cao reprimanded mightily, kept calm, stepped out, and looked intently.

I saw Zhang Yun yelling at the top of his voice, commanding the soldiers to surround the three assassins and start a fierce fight!

The assassins, one man and two women, are Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina!

Cao Cao thought he was wrong, blinked his eyes quickly, and then exclaimed: "Master Lin!"

Lin Yu raised his foot to kick the attacking soldiers, and said with a smile: "Prime Minister, your pawn is too good, and his fighting power is not strong!"

Click!Zhao Ying'er raised the cold iron butcher's knife, and chopped off five or six spears in one fell swoop!

Di Lina swung the mace smartly, knocking the two soldiers flying five meters away and falling into the river!

Cao Cao was even more astonished. He never expected that the two seemingly weak female guardians turned out to be super powerful in combat!

The butcher's knife and mace in their hands are definitely not fake props to attract diners.

Zhang Yun ordered: "Bow and arrow!"

Before Cao Cao stopped them, two rows of archers came out, aimed at Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina, and shot sharp arrows quickly!

Whoosh!Whoosh!whoosh...

Di Lina waved her mace vigorously, forming a barrier in front of Lin Yu and Zhao Yinger, like a copper wall and iron wall, easily blocking the sharp arrows.

Cao Cao was horrified to see it, and a chill rose up his spine.

If the three of Lin Yu were really assassins, the old man would have met Lord Hades long ago!

At this time, add two rows of archers and continue to attack!

Cao Cao collected himself, and a sly smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He stepped back to the entrance of the tent, sat down in a chair, and began to act as a spectator.

Obviously, Cao Cao wanted to take this opportunity to test the loyalty of Cai Mao and Zhang Yun, as well as their ability to lead troops in battle.

After all, Cai Mao and Zhang Yun were Liu Biao's subordinates and belonged to the generals who surrendered.

Seeing more and more soldiers besieging, Zhao Yinger scolded sharply: "Cao Cao! Are you sick? We are not assassins!"

Lin Yu picked up a steel knife, cut down the soldiers, and said with a smile, "That's right! Cao Cao is indeed sick! He has a bad mind!"

Cao Jun's large ships all adopt the method of "connecting chains with iron chains", side by side, and people are walking on the ground above them.

Therefore, soldiers continued to attack, increasing in number.

Di Lina screamed angrily, and cast the "Mad Wand Technique", as if sweeping away thousands of troops!

boom!Bang... The soldiers flew out one after another.

Zhao Yinger's eyes were red with anxiety, and she no longer showed mercy, and played the cold iron butcher's knife like a handkerchief flower of "Northeast Errenzhuan", blood splattered wherever it went!

Cao Cao stroked his beard, feeling happy.

He believed that Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger, and Di Lina should be more powerful than Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Zilong!

Lin Yu is both wise and brave, and the two female guardians are fierce and fierce. It is as if three gods and men descended from the sky to help Cao Cao win the world!

Gradually, corpses were piled up on the deck, and blood flowed freely.

Lin Yu has already seen that Cao Cao's purpose is to train soldiers, so Lin Yu spared no effort to lead Zhao Yinger and Di Lina to kill wildly!

Seeing that the three assassins were so powerful, Zhang Yun blushed with anxiety, and ordered harshly: "Light the rocket!"

Fighting on the surface of the river, the sharp arrows that light the fire can shoot at the enemy's ships and burn them.

However, this is Cao Jun's serial ship, once it catches fire, the consequences will be disastrous!

In desperation, Zhang Yun resorted to a foolish trick.

Cao Cao was staring straight at Di Lina, unaware of the danger caused by the rocket.

Lin Yu thought, if all of Cao Cao's big ships were burned, would he still be playing a bird's-egg battle of Chibi?

He hurriedly performed lightness kung fu, stepped on the heads of the soldiers, and flew in front of Zhang Yun!

Before Zhang Yun raised his sword, the steel knife in Lin Yu's hand was already against his neck.

"Who dares to shoot an arrow!"

Lin Yu roared and stopped all the soldiers.

Zhang Yun's face turned pale with fright, but he didn't want to admit cowardice in front of Cao Cao. He stammered and ordered: "Let... let..."

"Fuck you shit!" Lin Yu flicked his wrist and cut off Zhang Yun's left ear!

"Oh..." Zhang Yun howled miserably!

Cao Cao stood up immediately: "Stop!"

The soldiers stopped the siege and retreated a few meters.

Cao Cao stepped forward, applauded, and said with a smile: "Master Lin, the two protectors, you are brave and good at fighting, which opened my eyes! I admire you so much!"

Zhao Yinger put away the knife and said angrily: "Cao Cao, you deliberately let them besiege!"

Cao Cao was not angry when he was called by his name: "That's right, I admire the two female protectors, and I want to see your abilities!"

Di Lina said: "You see it now? So many people died! Don't you feel guilty?"

Cao Cao said with a smile: "How can you not die when you go to battle?"

Zhao Yinger complained: "It's unlucky to kill a lot and get a lot of blood."

Cao Cao ordered: "Get the three of you quickly, take a bath and change clothes!"

Cai Mao was dumbfounded: "You...you are not assassins? Zhang Yun's ears, don't they fall for nothing..."

Lin Yu said: "Fortunately, I came in time, otherwise, your and Zhang Yun's heads would fall to the ground!"

Cai Mao was shocked and didn't understand what Lin Yu meant...

Chapter 130 Little Vegetable Chicken and Little Vegetable Worm

Lin Yu took a long breath and shook off the blood on his hands!

Coincidentally, a few drops of blood flew onto Cao Cao's face.

Lin Yu turned his head and reprimanded: "Zhang Yun! What the hell is your head flooded with? Did you grow up eating shit?"

Zhang Yun covered his bloody ears, and angrily retorted: "In front of the prime minister, you...you insult me!"

Lin Yu said: "It's not easy to scold you! If I were the prime minister, I would cut off your tongue immediately!"

Cao Cao's bushy eyebrows frowned slightly, showing some displeasure.

Cai Mao asked angrily: "Zhang Yun and I are the commanding officers of the navy, how can we allow you to wantonly humiliate us!"

snort!Jiang Gan stood by and sneered.

Lin Yu said loudly: "Cao Jun's big ship is chained with iron chains! Once it catches fire, it will be unimaginable!"

In an instant, the scene became quiet.

Lin Yu went on to say: "Just now, Zhang Yun ordered the soldiers to attack with rockets. If I don't stop it in time, this place will become a sea of ​​flames! The 80 troops have not yet entered the battle, and half of them will be killed by their own people first!"

"Zhang Yun, your head isn't flooded, is it urine? Even if you really meet three assassins, your on-the-spot command ability is so poor?"

After Zhang Yun heard this, he suddenly came to his senses and was extremely annoyed.

He hurriedly knelt down and said to Cao Cao: "Prime Minister, I was eager to take down the assassin, and I was confused for a while! I hope the Prime Minister will forgive me!"

Cao Cao looked calm on the surface, but in fact there were turmoil in his heart.

If there is a fire, the warship is damaged, and there is no doubt that it will be defeated!

The more Cao Cao thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he glared at Zhang Yun: "As the commander of the navy, he didn't think about the serious consequences, and almost ruined my big business! What use are you for?"

Zhang Yun was trembling with fright, and quickly kowtowed: "Prime Minister! I am eager to save you!"

Lin Yu said: "Don't scold Zhang Yun first, who gave the prime minister a bad idea to connect the warships with iron chains? Did he also grow up eating shit?"

At this time, a small counselor with a mustache walked out.

He raised his head, stared and said, "I came up with the idea! Please keep your mouth clean and don't speak wild words!"

Lin Yu said: "Look at your bear appearance, it must be Pang Tong! People gave you the nickname, Fengchu!"

Di Lina said contemptuously: "What a phoenix chick! You are simply a childish little rookie!"

"You..." Pang Tong raised his eyebrows in anger.

Lin Yu said: "That's right! You're clearly a childish rookie! When you came up with an idea for the prime minister, didn't you consider being attacked by fire?"

"I..." Pang Tong was speechless.

Cao Cao hurriedly said: "Most of the soldiers in our army are from the north. Mr. Pang Tong considered the actual situation before he came up with this strategy."

Pang Tong said loudly: "Soldiers from the north are not used to riding in boats. If they are bumped, they will easily get sick! Match the warships with each other, connect the ends with iron rings, and lay wide planks..."

"Shut up!" Lin Yu said sharply, pointing at Pang Tong's nose, "Northern soldiers, when they first came to Jiangling, they were not used to it at first, can they still not get used to it? A little bit of bumping is afraid of being a bird? Many people get sick and die, or die in battle How many? Is it miserable to be sick and die, or is it miserable to be burned to death?"

"Sheng...sheng..." Pang Tong was at a loss for words again.

Lin Yu said: "You are so flattering and flattering the prime minister, first to make him happy, and then take the opportunity to offer advice to prompt the prime minister to make a fatal mistake, what is your intention?"

Pang Tong was dripping with sweat, speechless.

Hearing this, Cao Cao suddenly realized that he had been deceived by Pang Tong.

Lin Yu said: "Pang Tong! You fucking sneaked into Cao Ying as a spy and helped Zhou Yu deal with the prime minister. You think I don't know?"

Seeing that the plot was exposed, Pang Tong screamed and backed away in fright.

Zhang Yun swung his fist and hit Pang Tong on the head!