I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Cao Cao was dumbfounded when he heard that, raised his head to look at Lin Yu, and then looked down at "Assorted Maps".

"According to Master Lin, my son, Cao Pi, will become the emperor of Wei... Luoyang... Chengdu... Jianye..."

Lin Yu smiled and asked: "The prime minister must be thinking about taking Chengdu and Jianye into his pocket!"

Cao Cao's eyes lit up suddenly, and he nodded vigorously.

Lin Yu said: "If the Prime Minister wins the Battle of Chibi, he will continue to march south and occupy Jianye and Chengdu!"

"At that time, the prime minister will rule the world and establish the Kingdom of Wei, with Jianye as the capital! There will no longer be the Kingdom of Shu and the Kingdom of Wu on this "Assorted Map"!"

Snapped!Cao Cao slammed the table!

"Okay! Eliminate Liu Bei and Sun Quan! Dominate the world and make the capital Jianye! Hahaha..."

Cao Cao looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, as if he had become the overlord.

Lin Yu said: "Since the prime minister has a big appetite, why don't you taste "Assorted Maps"?"

Cao Cao hecked a few times, like a hungry wolf, he immediately grabbed "Assorted Maps"!

He picked up a handful of glutinous rice and peas, stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them!

Nima, this picture of eating is uglier than a pig that has been hungry for three days!

Lin Yuxin said, you just gnawed ten "spicy chicken skeletons", and you are not afraid of being stuffed to death!

"Very fragrant! Very fragrant..." Cao Cao swallowed the glutinous rice, "This "Assorted Map" has absorbed the deliciousness of pork, which is completely in line with my taste, hahaha..."

Mrs. Bian reminded with concern: "Prime Minister, slow down, don't choke."

Cao Cao said: "Don't be slow, Liu Bei and Sun Quan must be eliminated as soon as possible! At this moment, I can't wait to swallow the whole roast suckling pig..."

Lin Yu shook his broken cattail fan, admiring Cao Cao's ugly appearance with a smile.

In less than 10 minutes, a piece of "Assorted Maps" was eaten up by Cao Cao!

His belly swelled and seemed to break through the shackles of his clothes.

"Uh!" Cao Cao began to hiccup, "Uh..."

Mrs. Bian hurriedly handed over the green tea: "The roast suckling pig is greasy, and the prime minister is in a hurry to eat. You must be choking. Drink some tea..."

Cao Cao took a sip of tea slowly and stroked his belly.

He smiled and said: "Master Lin hides everything, I was blind before! I thought you were just a barbecue peddler! Listening to Jun's words today enlightened me and opened my eyes completely! Uh..."

Lin Yu said: "Using this barbecue skill to communicate with the prime minister is purely for small talk, and the prime minister has praised him!"

Cao Cao hurriedly ordered: "Come here! Take 100 taels of gold! Reward Lin Zhang!"

Lin Yu didn't refuse, and readily accepted it.

However, the 100 taels of gold are not part of the income from completing system tasks, and cannot be converted into advanced virtual currency, nor can they be brought back to the real world through time travel.

"Uh..." Cao Cao continued to hiccup, with a distressed expression on his face.

Lin Yu is proficient in the acupuncture and moxibustion techniques of Hu Qingniu, the "Fairy Physician of Butterfly Valley", as long as he gives Cao Cao a needle, he can stop hiccups.

But Lin Yu stood by and watched Cao Cao's jokes on purpose.

Cao Cao changed his sitting position and said sincerely, "Master Lin, you are very intelligent, uh... would you like to stay and help me achieve supremacy?"

Lin Yu said deliberately: "the prime minister has many advisers, how can I compare with them?"

Cao Cao said: "No! You can see more thoroughly and for a long time than they do! Uh..."

Lin Yu said again: "I wandered all over the world and set up a stall on the street. I'm used to being free and carefree. I'm afraid the prime minister will take offense!"

Cao Cao laughed: "Hahaha, it's okay! I admire the free and unrestrained people the most! Uh..."

Lin Yu pushed the boat along the way, and promised, "Okay, I will help the prime minister win the battle of Chibi for the time being!"

At this time, a guard came hurriedly, and said loudly: "Prime Minister! Hua Tuo returns to the residence!"

Mrs. Bian said: "Hua Tuo is finally back, and he will do acupuncture for the prime minister."

As soon as the words were finished, Hua Tuo quickly walked into the garden.

He was panting, sweating profusely, and there were many chicken feathers stuck to his head and clothes.

Lin Yu said: "Mr. Hua Tuo, are you safe?"

Hua Tuo was so pleasantly surprised that he grabbed Lin Yu's hand as if seeing a savior!

"God of Cooking! God of Cooking! You have finally descended to the mortal world! You have descended to the mortal world..."

Hua Tuo was extremely excited, and his white beard trembled.

Before March, Lin Yu taught Hua Tuo the method of roasting "spicy chicken skeleton", leaving seasonings and rapeseed oil behind, and was instantly sucked into the dazzling "passing through the aperture", which suddenly disappeared in front of Hua Tuo's eyes, making him I thought Lin Yu was a fairy.

Seeing Lin Yu again at this moment, can Hua Tuo not be excited?

Lin Yu smiled lightly: "Sir, I thought there would be no future, but we meet again today."

Tears glistened in Hua Tuo's eyes.

Lin Yu reminded: "Give the prime minister acupuncture first, and he will suffer from headaches again!"

Hua Tuo showed panic, knelt down on his knees, and said to Cao Cao: "Prime Minister, the old man is not good at cooking barbecue, please forgive me!"

Apparently, Cao Cao severely punished Hua Tuo when his headache recurred last time.

At this moment, Cao Cao was in a happy mood, and he said with a smile, "Get up, uh... In the future, I will humbly ask Master Lin for advice, learn barbecue cooking skills seriously, and master the essence of diet therapy! Uh..."

Hua Tuo got up in a hurry, quickly took out the silver needle, first stopped hiccups for Cao Cao, and then relieved his headache with acupuncture.

Seeing Hua Tuo's trembling appearance, Lin Yu couldn't bear it, and was going to find an opportunity to help Hua Tuo escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

Di Lina approached Lin Yu and asked in a low voice, "Are you crazy? Do you really want to help Cao Cao win the Battle of Chibi?"

Chapter 128 The beauty of women can also cure diseases

Lin Yu smiled and said nothing, not answering Di Lina's question for the time being.

After 10 minutes, Hua Tuo finished acupuncture for Cao Cao and relieved the pain in his head.

Cao Cao was refreshed, and looked at Di Lina greedily, with longing in his eyes.

He said to Lin Yu: "you and the two girls who protect the law live in the prime minister's mansion, and discuss with me anytime."

Lin Yu declined: "no need, we are not used to living in this kind of high-end house."

Cao Cao hurriedly said: "I ordered someone nearby to arrange for you..."

Lin Yu waved his hand and interrupted Cao Cao's words: "I just said that I like to come and go freely. The prime minister doesn't need to worry about trivial matters in life. Just follow his own plan and dispatch troops to prepare for the battle of Chibi!"

"When the very critical moment comes, I will show up and help the prime minister make suggestions to deal with Liu Bei and Sun Quan!"

If others interrupted Cao Cao repeatedly, he would have lost his temper and even killed him.

However, facing Lin Yu, Cao Cao couldn't get angry.

He immediately agreed to Lin Yu, and gave Di Lina a reluctant look before leaving the garden with Mrs. Bian.

Plop!Hua Tuo knelt down!

"God of Cooking... old man..."

Hua Tuo was not only very excited, but also very sad, like a wronged child, waiting for his father to comfort him.

Lin Yu hurriedly helped Hua Tuo, and said softly, "Sir, I'm not a chef. Don't be too polite. I can't bear it."

Hua Tuo wiped away his tears: "Three months ago, you bid farewell to me, a dazzling light flashed above your head, and you disappeared..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "That is the unique skill of the barbecue school. It is similar to the magic of Taoism. It is not a fairy ascending to heaven."

Hua Tuo was puzzled: "Taoist magic? So magical?"

Lin Yu said: "If the barbecue school wants to grow and make more money, it must gather the strengths of hundreds of schools, learn some Taoist magic, and quickly go to various places to set up stalls to sell barbecue! This saves time and does not require a lot of hard work!"

Hua Tuo said approvingly: "It's reasonable, just like a doctor visiting a doctor, you must be quick and don't waste time."

Zhao Yinger couldn't help it, and giggled.

Di Lina also covered her mouth, amused by Lin Yu's foolish words.

Lin Yu reached out and took off a chicken feather from Hua Tuo's head: "Sir, why are you covered with chicken feathers from head to toe?"

Hua Tuo said with a sad face: "In order to prevent Prime Minister Cao's headache from recurring, I roasted at least three spicy chicken skeletons for him every day to ensure that he would eat happily! However, the chickens in the city ran out quickly, so I had to eat them." Go to the suburbs to buy..."

Lin Yu asked with a smile: "The little roosters in the suburbs are almost gone too?"

Hua Tuo said: "That's right, there are not many roosters in the rural households. I plan to build a chicken coop in the countryside and raise them myself."

The famous doctor through the ages was not only forced to become a barbecue chef, but also about to become a professional chicken farmer, tantamount to opening up a third career.

Lin Yu sighed and strengthened his determination to help Hua Tuo.

Zhao Yinger said curiously: "Just now in front of Cao Cao, I never asked why eating spicy chicken bones can cure headaches?"

Lin Yu explained: "Spicy chicken bones can fully stimulate Cao Cao's taste buds, uplift his mood, and let him temporarily ignore the pain! Then cooperate with Mr. Hua Tuo's acupuncture and moxibustion to relieve Cao Cao's headache symptoms!"

Zhao Yinger suddenly realized: "I understand, this is also a method of diet therapy."

Di Lina said: "However, when Cao Cao stared at me, he didn't seem to have a headache."

Lin Yu teased: "That's because your beautiful face and devil's figure strongly stimulated Cao Cao's brain, boosted his mood, and made him forget his headache for a while!"

Di Lina raised her eyebrows slightly: "According to what you said, my appearance and figure can replace the skeleton of a spicy chicken for healing?"

Lin Yu replied solemnly: "That's right, from a medical point of view, it belongs to the spiritual level of "Beauty Therapy"!"

"Hahaha..." Di Lina laughed loudly, her flowers trembling wildly.

Hua Tuo twirled his beard, thoughtfully: "Beauty therapy? Hmm...it's quite novel, you can try..."

Zhao Yinger asked: "But why does Cao Cao always stare at Sister Lina and not be stimulated by my appearance and figure?"

Immediately, Zhao Yinger put on a sexy look with various styles, proving that her charm is not bad.

Seeing the voluptuous beauty's arrogant curves, Hua Tuo instinctively opened his eyes wide, unable to restrain himself from admiring them.

Lin Yu patted Zhao Yinger's slender waist: "You belong to the beauties in the Central Plains, Lina belongs to the beauties in the Western Regions, Cao Cao is romantic, has experienced too many pink skeletons, and rarely meets rare exotic fairies. Lina, of course I'm out of my mind!"

Zhao Yinger pouted angrily, stretched out her hand and twisted Lin Yu's arm: "Huh, you are the pink skull!"

Lin Yu laughed a few times, his face straightened, and he said to Hua Tuo, "I will find a way to take you away this time when I come back to get rid of Cao Cao's clutches."

Hua Tuo's lips trembled, and he couldn't help crying.

Lin Yu asked: "Go back to your room to rest first, and wait patiently."

Hua Tuo thanked him a thousand times, turned around and left.

Lin Yu let out a long breath, and quickly put away the barbecue pit and food box.

Di Lina urged: "There are no outsiders now, please tell us why you helped Cao Cao win the Battle of Chibi?"

Zhao Yinger asked: "If Cao Cao eliminated Liu Bei and Sun Quan and unified the world, wouldn't history be changed?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Don't get me wrong, I just used the Battle of Chibi to deal with Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu, so that Liu Bei will know how powerful I am."

"At that time, Liu Bei will regret it. I will find an opportunity to shock him again, surrender him, and become his chief strategist!"

Di Lina said: "Could it be that you let Cao Cao win the Battle of Chibi first, and then help Liu Bei fight back in adversity, preventing Cao Cao from continuing to march south, and then retreating to the north?"

Lin Yu gave a thumbs up: "yes! It's my plan! You and I have a close relationship!"

Zhao Yinger said: "Once Cao Cao retreats to the north, the situation of the Three Kingdoms will be formed, and history will not change."

Lin Yu nodded: "what has changed is only the winner and loser of a famous battle."

Di Lina said: "I'm looking forward to seeing what moves you use to make Liu Bei and Sun Quan losers in the Battle of Chibi!"

Ding!The system starts up suddenly!

[Master please pay attention!The third requirement of this mission! 】

[Destroy Zhou Yu's "Anti-Intermediate Strategies", and use the tricks to trick Zhou Yu! 】

【After success, reward 1000 barbecue points!If it fails, 2000 points will be deducted! 】

Lin Yu snapped his fingers after listening.

"Let's go! Open the prelude to "Battle of the Red Cliff", get rid of Zhou Yu first!"

The system starts the "Story Fast Forward" mode, presenting an eye-catching crossing aperture.