I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Cao Cao said: "Coincidentally, I fell ill for the second time today!"

Lin Yu smiled: "I haven't committed a crime for a long time, but today I committed a sudden crime. The reason is very simple! The prime minister must have worked hard for the alliance between Liu Bei and Sun Quan, which will lead to poor meridians, stagnation of qi, and nerve pain in the brain!"

Surprised, Cao Cao couldn't help but widen his eyes and observe Lin Yu carefully.

He found that although Lin Yu's clothes were weird, his temperament was more imposing, revealing a sense of chic and confidence.

Moreover, Lin Yu told the root cause of Cao Cao's headache very accurately while understating it.

Today's Lin Yu has the acupuncture and moxibustion skills of Hu Qingniu, the "Butterfly Valley Physician", and his level has surpassed that of Hua Tuo.

After all, on the basis of his predecessors, Hu Qingniu devoted himself to the study of acupuncture and moxibustion, and carried it forward, writing a [-]-volume "Meridian Acupuncture and Moxibustion Classic".

Mrs. Bian hurriedly asked, "You two girls, what's your name?"

Lin Yu fooled: "they are my left and right guardians."

"Guardian?" Mrs. Bian and Cao Cao were curious.

Lin Yu said: "I set up a barbecue group and set up a street stall to sell barbecue every day. Someone must help me maintain order to avoid chaos."

Cao Cao looked at the butcher's knife in Zhao Yinger's hand, and then at the mace in Di Lina's hand.

He believes that Lin Yu invited two stunning beauties to support the table, in order to attract customers and promote business.

Unconsciously, Cao Cao's eyes stayed on Di Lina's face again, marveling at her beauty, he seemed to forget the headache.

Mrs. Bian said: "Since we meet again today, and the prime minister suffers from a headache, you follow us back to the mansion and roast a spicy chicken skeleton for the prime minister!"

Lin Yu deliberately said: "Before I left that day, I had taught Mr. Hua Tuo the culinary art of roasting 'spicy chicken skeleton' without reservation, and gave him eight bags of condiments and two barrels of rapeseed oil. Why? Don't let Mr. Hua Tuo serve the prime minister?"

Mrs. Bian explained the reason, and Lin Yu readily agreed.

Soon, he arrived in the garden of the Prime Minister's Mansion.

Cao Cao kept staring at Di Lina, looking out of his mind.

Zhao Yinger reminded in a low voice: "Looking at Cao Cao's squinting look, he must have bad intentions."

Lin Yu said: "Don't worry, I have my own countermeasures."

He took out ten spicy chicken skeletons from the food box, placed them on the grill, and started roasting them.

In the high temperature of the charcoal fire, the chicken skeleton "sizzling" sound.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu took out a little suckling pig from the food box, with a round belly and sutured belly.

Cao Cao hurriedly asked: "Are you going to roast suckling pig? What's in its belly?"

Lin Yu said: "After roasting, cut up the suckling pig, the prime minister will naturally understand."

Cao Cao hummed, and turned his attention to Di Lina again.

Witnessing her husband still not concealing his pursuit of beauty even when he was having a headache, Mrs. Bian felt jealous.

Suddenly, Mrs. Bian said with a smile: "Prime Minister, since you like Lin Yu's female protector, why don't you accept her as a concubine?"

Di Lina was startled, and reprimanded unhappily: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

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Lin Yu was also a little surprised when he heard Mrs. Bian's words.

He knew that this woman was not simple.

Like the "Eight Beauty of the Qinhuai River", Mrs. Bian was born as a singer, and was taken as a concubine by Cao Cao. She was deeply loved, and she was dedicated to the main wife and gave birth to four sons.

Cao Pi ascended the throne, and under the order of Cao Cao, he made Mrs. Bian the empress dowager, so that she could honor the world.

A woman who has been in a romantic place, from a concubine to a royal wife, and then to a queen, how gorgeously she turned and transformed!

Therefore, it is no exaggeration to say that Mrs. Bian was the most amazing woman in the Three Kingdoms era.

At this moment, she actually held back her jealousy and suggested that Cao Cao accept Di Lina as a concubine. Is it an irony of jealousy, or is she following Cao Cao's thoughts?

Cao Cao stared at Di Lina, and asked with a smile: "Aren't you happy to be a concubine in the prime minister's mansion and enjoy the glory and wealth?"

The old guy's expression, seemingly gentle and friendly, revealed a bit of pride and greed.

Di Lina couldn't laugh or cry, she held back her anger and looked at Lin Yu, wondering how he should respond?

Lin Yu, however, took his time and turned over the roasted "spicy chicken skeleton" with his right hand, while turning the roast suckling pig with his left hand.

"Prime Minister, ma'am, you don't know! The barbeque school's rules are extremely strict, and the 'Left and Right Guards' cannot marry for life! Therefore, when Lina heard about taking a concubine, she immediately felt disgusted!"

In an instant, Zhao Yinger almost laughed out loud.

Di Lina secretly praised, this reason is well written!

Cao Cao was surprised: "You can't marry for life? Who made the rules?"

Lin Yu replied: "As the first head of the barbecue pie, I set the rules."

Mrs. Bian said: "Since you set the rules, you can change them!"

Lin Yu said solemnly: "When I made the rules, I swore to the grill that if I violated the changes, I would immediately mutilate my hands and never grill!"

There doesn't seem to be much of a difference between swearing by a grill and swearing by a lamp.

Mrs. Bian frowned slightly: "This oath is too vicious... If you lose your hands, how can you cook delicious food for the prime minister?"

With a disappointed expression, Cao Cao raised his hand and rubbed his temples, his leery eyes still fixed on Di Lina's slender waist and long legs.

Lin Yu smeared sesame oil on the surface of the roast suckling pig, and asked, "Why did Madam suggest that the prime minister take a concubine?"

Mrs. Bian said: "Recently, the prime minister has been worrying about state affairs and worrying about them, and he is in a bad mood! I see that he likes this Dharma protector girl very much. Why don't you take her as a concubine to make you feel happy and relieve your headaches."

After hearing this, Lin Yu admired him sincerely.

Mrs. Bian's tenderness, thoughtfulness and tolerance have reached the extreme, and she can be called the protector of the "polygamy" system.

No wonder Cao Cao doted on her, and it's no wonder that she went smoothly and became the empress dowager.

Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "The Prime Minister sent his troops southward, and everywhere he went, he was frightened. He easily conquered Jingzhou and Xinye, forced Liu Bei to abandon Fancheng and flee, and was forced to form an alliance with Sun Wu!"

"Liu Bei is at the end of his battle. He and Sun Quan have played the banner of 'jointly resisting Cao'. There is nothing to be afraid of! Why is the prime minister worried and depressed, leading to poor health?"

After hearing Lin Yu's words, Cao Cao was shocked!

He stood up suddenly and looked at Lin Yu carefully again.

I haven't seen him for a few months. Why does a little brother who sells barbecue at a street stall have extraordinary conversation and the demeanor of a sophisticated strategist?

Could it be that the old man had a terrible headache that day, and he only cared about tasting the delicious "spicy chicken skeleton" and neglected to communicate with Lin Yu?

Because of the loss of "judging people by their appearance", Cao Cao dared not be careless, and hurriedly ordered people to move the tables and chairs to the side of the barbecue pit, and talked with Lin Yu at close range to appear amiable.

Cao Cao sighed: "Alas... Although Liu Bei is defeated and fled today, his subordinates..."

"I understand!" Lin Yu interrupted Cao Cao, "Last month, you led [-] elite cavalry to chase and kill Liu Bei, but suffered setbacks at Dangyang Changban!"

"Zhao Zilong rode the savior alone, fell into a tight siege, bravely entered and exited seven times, and beheaded dozens of generals of Cao Jun! Zhang Yide was in charge of the Changban Bridge alone, frightening Cao Jun with might, Xia Houjie was frightened and fell off his horse and died!"

"Combined with Guan Yunchang, who once went through five trials and beheaded six generals, the prime minister deeply felt that Liu Bei is the real confidant! If you don't get rid of this person for a day, you will have trouble sleeping and eating!"

Cao Cao stood up and said excitedly, "Master Lin is really a confidant!"

Invisibly, Cao Cao began to use honorific titles for Lin Yu.

Lin Yu smiled lightly, and put two roasted "spicy chicken skeletons" in front of Cao Cao: "Prime Minister, use it slowly."

Cao Cao sat down, looked at the spicy chicken skeleton, and showed disgust again.

He patted his stomach: "In a hundred days, I have eaten three hundred chicken skeletons, and I am already tired..."

Apparently, Hua Tuo was afraid that Cao Cao's headaches would recur repeatedly, so he roasted "spicy chicken skeletons" for Cao Cao every day as the best "medicine" for preventive health care.

No matter how delicious the food is, if you eat it for three months in a row, you will get tired of it.

Therefore, Lin Yu sympathized with the last gate of Cao Cao's excretory system, wondering if he could withstand the devastation of spicy taste?

Lin Yu held back his smile: "Insist on eating the last ten, and I will change the pattern for you later."

Cao Cao had no choice but to grab the spicy chicken skeleton and bite it in disgust.

Lin Yu said: "Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and other generals are not the biggest threat. The person who is really unfavorable to the prime minister is a counselor!"

Cao Cao wiped the spicy oil from the corner of his mouth: "Who is this person?"

Lin Yu said: "Zhuge Liang! Last year he went down to assist Liu Bei, and now he is starting to play an important role! He crossed the river with Lu Su alone, arrived in Soochow, fought with the Confucian scholars, persuaded Sun Quan, and joined Liu Bei in alliance."

Cao Cao nodded: "I've heard about this man, he is knowledgeable and resourceful, he is Xu Shu's friend!"

Lin Yu said: "The Prime Minister is preparing to launch the Battle of Chibi with the intention of destroying Liu Bei and Sun Quan. If he carelessly underestimates the enemy, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu will surely take advantage of his loopholes!"

Cao Cao said proudly: "I lead an army of 80..."

"Prime Minister!" Lin Yu interrupted Cao Cao again, "In front of me, there is no need to play tricks. How can you have an army of 80, at most 16, plus Liu Biao's troops, a total of over 20!"

Cao Cao couldn't help being embarrassed and smiled unnaturally.

He wondered in his heart, the actual number of soldiers and horses is a military secret, why does Lin Yu know so clearly?

Lin Yu said: "The Battle of Chibi, if you win, you will probably rule the world! If you lose, the world will be divided into three points from now on!"

Cao Cao's face changed slightly, and his heart trembled.

Lin Yu's words hit Cao Cao's soul directly!

In addition to being shocked, he also felt a little panicked, and hurriedly held the "spicy chicken skeleton" and ate it quickly...

Cao Cao's taste buds have long been accustomed to spicy stimulation, and the chicken skeleton can no longer make him feel happy.

The real cure for headaches is Hua Tuo's acupuncture and moxibustion.

But Cao Cao didn't know it, and still ate "spicy chicken skeleton" every day.

Lin Yu reckoned that Hua Tuo had quietly bought up all the farm roosters in the suburbs of Yecheng...

After Cao Cao finished eating ten spicy chicken skeletons, the roasted suckling pig was out of the oven, and the aroma was overflowing.

Lin Yu picked up the two-foot-long roast suckling pig and put it on the barbecue net, with its belly facing the sky.

"Ying'er, split from the middle!"

Zhao Yinger obeyed the order, raised the cold iron butcher's knife, and cut the roast suckling pig in two.

I saw that the belly of the suckling pig was filled with glutinous rice, peas, corn kernels, onions...

Lin Yu held up half a piece of suckling pig and placed it in front of Cao Cao's eyes.

"Please look, Prime Minister!"

Cao Cao carefully observed that the various foods filled in the pork belly were closely integrated to form a map!

Chapter 127 An Alternative Prophet

Cao Cao said pleasantly: "This is a map!"

Lin Yu smiled: "That's right! "Assorted Maps"!"

Cao Cao exclaimed: "It's wonderful, it's wonderful! The belly of the suckling pig is stuffed with all kinds of food, and when you cut it open with a knife, the pattern of the section actually forms a map. It's amazing!"

Lin Yu took another piece of roast suckling pig and put it in front of Mrs. Bian for her appreciation.

Mrs. Bian said: "What's even better is that after splitting, it can become two identical maps!"

Cao Cao hurriedly asked: "Master Lin, how do you make such a miraculous delicacy?"

Lin Yu said: "Put glutinous rice, peas, corn kernels, onions and other vegetables into the pig's belly in order, and arrange them in order."

Cao Cao said: "It sounds quite complicated, I can't imagine it."

Mrs. Bian said: "Master Lin's wisdom is superb, which is admirable!"

Lin Yu said: "This roast suckling pig is called——Three Kingdoms roast suckling pig!"

When Cao Cao heard this, he became even more interested.

Lin Yu picked up the old forked fan and pointed to the "Assorted Map" inside the roasted suckling pork belly.

"If Prime Minister Cao fails in the Battle of Chibi, he will retreat to the north! From then on, the world will be divided into three parts, and we will stand on our feet!"

"Cao Pi, the prime minister's son, proclaimed himself emperor, and made his capital Luoyang! Liu Bei proclaimed himself emperor, and made his capital Chengdu! Sun Quan proclaimed himself emperor, and made his capital Jianye!"

"The Three Kingdoms of Wei, Shu, and Wu fought for decades! It was not until 60 years later that the era of the Three Kingdoms came to an end!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu shook the broken cattail fan, looking extraordinary, like a different kind of prophet.