I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

"No! It's all my fault..." Meng Gongwei's face was full of guilt, "I planned a plan to instigate Brother Kong Ming to test Liu Bei's patience and determination! The result was self-defeating, causing Brother Kong Ming to be accused and wronged! I was too stupid... ..."

Lin Yu was so startled that he almost fell down, what the hell, Zhuge Liang's two close friends actually took the blame for him!

Zhao Yinger and Di Lina were also stunned.

Shi Guangyuan's eye circles were red, and he pretended to sob: "Brother Kong Ming...you are right. In today's world, all heroes rise together, and there is no distinction between good and evil. You chose to live in Wollongong in seclusion and not fight with the world! I was confused for a moment and misunderstood I believe that Liu Bei is the king of justice, so I strongly recommend him to you...I am really blind..."

Snapped!This guy slapped himself hard!

Nima, the acting skills are definitely a plus.

Shi Guangyuan continued: "And Brother Zhouping, he insisted on going to the forest to wait for Liu Bei and call Liu Bei, but Brother Kong Ming repeatedly blocked him, but Zhouping still insisted on going his own way, doing bad things with good intentions..."

Cui Zhou was shot while lying flat.

Meng Gongwei pursed his mouth, two lines of tears flowed out, and said with a choked voice: "Brother Kong Ming is kind in nature, indifferent to fame and fortune, but today he was misunderstood by a villain, and he got an undeserved infamy, humiliating Brother Kong Ming's innocence! Yan will face you again!"

He jumped up and rushed to the big tree next to him!

Zhuge Liang hurriedly stopped: "It must not be done!"

Boom!Meng Gongwei's head hit a big tree, his forehead bled, and he fell to the ground and passed out!

Lin Yu exclaimed: "The Oscar winner is born!"

Zhao Ying praised: "The acting skills are absolutely top-notch! The courage is absolutely commendable!"

Di Lina said: "Admiration! Admiration! It can be called a textbook-style wonderful performance!"

Zhuge Liang threw himself in front of Meng Gongwei, covered his forehead, put his arms around his shoulders, and cried bitterly!

"Brother Gongwei...Why do you blame yourself, why do you need to commit suicide...It doesn't matter if I suffer a little bit of grievance and slander, you apologize with death...How can I bear it? How can I live in the world..."

Using both hands and feet, Shi Guangyuan knelt and crawled in front of Zhuge Liang, kowtowed and wailed loudly!

The picture is very touching and full of basic feelings.

Lin Yuxin said, Zhuge Liang is so handsome, he played a wonderful "bitter trick"!

Witnessing the emotional drama of the "threesome", Guan Yu sighed.

He picked up the half padded robe cut off by the cold iron butcher's knife, and wrapped it around his waist to cover his bare buttocks.

"Brother, this... this situation... Oh, maybe I misunderstood Kong Ming!"

Liu Bei hurried forward to check Meng Gongwei's injury.

The forehead was hit hard, and a hole of a few centimeters was opened, which was shocking.

Liu Bei's thinking was immediately reversed, thinking that Zhuge Liang was innocent, all because his three close friends implemented the "Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage" plan!

Such a deep friendship infected Liu Bei.

He hurriedly said: "Mr. Kong Ming, the fact that you have received great help from your friends shows that you are of high moral character! To protect your reputation, Meng Gongwei dared to commit suicide by bumping into a tree, which shows that you are aboveboard and absolutely extraordinary!"

"I'm also ashamed. I shouldn't be fooled by the marketers who set up a barbecue stall and be fooled by his rhetoric! I apologize to Mr. Kong Ming!"

After saying that, Liu Bei cupped his hands and bowed deeply to express his apology.

A hint of cunning flashed across Zhuge Liang's eyes, and he waved his hand generously.

"People are not sages, who can do nothing? You were so eager to see me that you were deceived by traitors! If you know your mistakes, you can correct them, and there is nothing good! Prove that you are a wise king, and you will surely restore the Han Dynasty!"

Fuck, borrowing the donkey from the slope, not only shows his magnanimity, but also compliments Liu Bei.

Worthy of being a master!

Liu Bei was overjoyed, and quickly asked: "Sir, would you like to come down the mountain with me and seek a great cause together?"

Zhuge Liang shook his head, looked at the unconscious Huang Gongwei, and said in a sad tone: "Young brother Gongwei is seriously injured. If he unfortunately passes away, I would like to die with him. How can we talk about going down the mountain?"

In an instant, Liu Bei was overwhelmed with emotion, tears filled his eyes, and was overwhelmed by Zhuge Liang's benevolence and righteousness!

At this time, Huang Gongwei slowly opened his eyes: "Brother Kong Ming... I'm fine, don't blame yourself..."

Zhuge Liang and Shi Guangyuan were ecstatic, yelling and embracing Huang Gongwei.

Zhao Yinger said contemptuously: "Damn, he woke up just right."

Di Lina said: "Look at other people's acting skills, those little fresh meats, you should study hard!"

Zhao Yinger said with a smile: "After watching for so long, I have benefited a lot and got inspired."

Suddenly, Xiang Yu sniffed his nose: "Hey, what's burnt?"

Lin Yu hurriedly turned around, walked to the barbecue pit, and turned the roast suckling pig.

Its belly was black and charred.

Lin Yu was so focused on admiring the superb acting skills of Zhuge Liang and his three good friends that he ignored the roast suckling pig on the charcoal fire.

Shi Guangyuan helped Huang Gongwei up, and the two invited Liu Bei to Zhuge Liang's house for a long talk.

Liu Bei readily agreed, and ordered Guan Yu to lead the horse and stop paying attention to Lin Yu.

Guan Yu led the two horses and walked behind, then turned his head and glanced at Zhao Yinger.

Zhao Yinger scolded: "What are you looking at! Next time I will shave your bald head with a butcher's knife!"

Guan Yu raised his eyebrows and followed Liu Bei away...

Ding!The system starts!

[Remind the master!The task of setting up a stall to sell barbecue in Wollongong failed, and failed to earn Liu Bei's 100 taels of gold! 】

[So, 6000 barbecue points will be deducted from the host! 】

[Master, please work hard, complete the second requirement of the mission, and become Liu Bei's chief strategist! 】

After hearing this, Lin Yu sighed.

It doesn't hurt to be deducted 6000 barbecue points by the system.

The question is, how can I replace Zhuge Liang and become Liu Bei's chief military adviser!

According to the development of the plot of the Three Kingdoms, when Liu Bei arrived at Zhuge Liang's house, he must listen to Zhuge Liang's analysis of the current world situation, agree with his strategic conception, and recognize his foresight!

As a matter of course, Zhuge Liang officially came out of the mountain and served as Liu Bei's number one military adviser.

Di Lina said: "Ying'er, it's all your fault. You were too impulsive. You cut off Zhuge Liang's wife's index finger without Lin Yu's permission!"

Zhao Yinger pouted: "I... I didn't know she was Huang Yueying..."

Di Lina said: "Traveling to the Three Kingdoms, you can't just rely on force, you have to use your brain. My strength has become so great that I didn't make a move."

Zhao Yinger said: "You didn't have a chance to make a move just now. If Zhang Fei teased you, wouldn't you smash his claws with a mace?"

Di Lina said: "It must be smashed..."

Suddenly, Lin Yu snapped his fingers!

He smiled and said, "Go! Go see Cao Cao!"

Di Lina asked: "You don't want to find a way to deal with Liu Bei, why do you see Cao Cao?"

Chapter 125 Cao Cao is greedy for beauty again

Lin Yu picked up a few skewers of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and handed them to Zhao Yinger and Di Lina.

He smiled and said: "The thinking of the ancients is sometimes different from ours! I spent a lot of time trying to convince Liu Bei!"

"However, Zhuge Liang played "Bitter Meat Tactics" and sang about benevolence, righteousness and morality, which infected Liu Bei and won his trust!"

"So, I decided to do the opposite, use Cao Cao's power to deal with Zhuge Liang, and let Liu Bei know how powerful we are!"

Zhao Yinger said while rolling the meat skewers: "I don't understand, why use Cao Cao's power? Can't Sun Quan?"

Di Lina chewed the mutton and said, "I know, because Cao Cao's troops are the strongest, but his advisers are the most stupid!"

Lin Yu said: "It's not that I'm stupid, but I'm not as smart as Zhuge Liang."

Zhao Yinger asked: "We went to see Cao Cao suddenly, won't he be suspicious?"

As we all know, Cao Cao is very suspicious!

Lin Yu said: "Cao Cao will inevitably become suspicious. I will first use the method of barbecue to gain his trust!"

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu turned on the system's "fast-forward plot" mode, and traveled to Wollongong!

……

Jian'an 13 years, late autumn.

The ancient capital Yecheng.

Cao Cao was lying in the prime minister's mansion, restless, and had another headache!

Mrs. Bian hurriedly told her maid to call Hua Tuo.

The servant girl said: "Madam, Mr. Hua Tuo went out early in the morning to buy medicinal materials and roosters, but he hasn't returned yet."

Mrs. Bian sighed: "What a coincidence, but at this time, the Prime Minister fell ill..."

The servant girl reminded: "There are three marinated chicken skeletons in the kitchen, do you want to roast them for the prime minister first?"

Mrs. Bian said: "It's not enough to just eat the chicken skeleton, it must cooperate with Hua Tuo's acupuncture and moxibustion medicine."

Immediately, Mrs. Bian ordered the guards to go to Hua Tuo on horseback.

Cao Cao suffered from a severe headache and couldn't lie down, so he walked up and down the courtyard again.

Mrs. Bian comforted: "Prime Minister, don't be impatient. I have ordered someone to find Hua Tuo. When he comes back, I will roast a spicy chicken skeleton for you..."

Suddenly, Cao Cao stopped abruptly and sniffed his nose!

Because, he smelled an extremely familiar fragrance!

Mrs. Bian was delighted: "Hua Tuo is back and is roasting the chicken skeleton!"

Cao Cao frowned, showing disgust, and then felt surprised, turning his head to look at the courtyard wall.

"Strange, how does the smell of the chicken skeleton come from outside?"

Mrs. Bian also noticed it, her eyes lit up: "Could it be..."

Cao Cao stopped talking, and immediately stepped out of the courtyard!

On the street outside the Prime Minister's Mansion, a group of people stood tightly surrounded.

There were even a few young sons who climbed onto the big trees by the side of the road, watching with excited expressions.

"The prime minister is here!"

Everyone hurriedly moved away and knelt down one after another.

Cao Cao took a closer look, and saw a barbecue grill in front of him, surrounded by smoke, Lin Yu and two dazzling beauties stood there!

Undoubtedly, Zhao Yinger's cool dress has deeply attracted everyone's attention.

As for Di Lina, she also took off her winter Hanfu and changed back to the original modern clothes, highlighting her proud curves and exotic style.

In an instant, Cao Cao seemed to have been tapped on acupuncture points, and remained motionless, staring straight at Di Lina.

When Mrs. Bian saw it, she became jealous immediately, and hurriedly said loudly: "Prime Minister, Lin Yu is setting up a stall here to sell barbecue!"

Cao Cao regained his composure, let the kneeling civilians get up first, and then walked to the grill.

"Lin Yu! You finally showed up!"

Lin Yu held an old cattail fan with a fork in his hand, and while dispersing the white smoke, he said with a smile, "Prime Minister, are you all right?"

Cao Cao nodded. There were many red bumps on his forehead and nose.

Obviously, eating spicy chicken skeletons every day will get angry in the body.

If you guessed right, Cao Cao was also extremely "sour" when he went to the toilet.

Mrs. Bian asked: "That day, why did you leave without saying goodbye?"

Lin Yu perfunctory: "I have to leave because of an emergency at home. The prime minister was resting at that time, so I can't disturb you."

Mrs. Bian smiled sweetly, looking kind.

Lin Yu asked, "how long has it been since I left the prime minister's mansion?"

Cao Cao said, "There are more than three months."

Lin Yu asked: "After more than 100 days, has the prime minister's headache recovered?"