Zhuge Liang also lowered his head and looked at Guan Yu's bird-guarding hands: "I completely understand."
Liu Bei reminded: "Second brother, don't be stunned, put on your clothes quickly."
Only then did Guan Yu finish his pretentious ceremony, bent down to pick up the padded coat and cloak, and quickly put them on neatly.
Zhuge Liang raised his feather fan and pointed at Zhao Yinger: "Demon girl! You must injure yourself, cut off your index finger! Otherwise..."
Zhao Yinger took a step forward: "Otherwise what?"
Zhuge Liang knew very well that he had no athletic talent, and he was afraid of falling when riding a horse, let alone practicing swordsmanship.
His eyeballs rolled around, and his gaze was fixed on Guan Yu.
"The demon girl's index finger, if I don't keep it today, I will never leave the mountain, and I will die in Wollongong!"
When Liu Bei heard it, he immediately understood Zhuge Liang's hint.
He hurriedly said: "Mrs. Zhuge's index finger was cut off by the demon girl! The third brother rode on horseback and escorted Mrs. Zhuge to Nanyang for treatment. The second brother just came back and avenged Mr. Kong Ming!"
Guan Yu said: "I saw the third brother speeding past with a woman in his arms. I thought he had robbed someone's wife. It turned out to be Mrs. Zhuge!"
"Mr. Kong Ming is resourceful, resourceful, intelligent, strategizing, and powerful. Can he still deal with a young woman?"
These words were full of schadenfreude and sarcasm.
In fact, Guan Yu also looked down on Zhuge Liang, thinking that he had a false name.
Liu Bei came to Wollongong twice devoutly to meet Zhuge Liang, and quietly ignited the deep jealousy in Guan Yu's heart.
Zhuge Liang said: "Wen Tao and Wu Lue are used to deal with the enemy and achieve great achievements. How can they deal with vicious witches?"
Guan Yu said: "Guan has used all his abilities to deal with the enemy, and he has accomplished a lot. How can he bully women in public!"
Zhao Yinger's sweet appearance and graceful figure have already aroused Guan Yu's feelings of pity and pity.
He had wanted to pretend to be cool before, to show his heroism in front of Zhao Yinger.
Most of the reason why he was willing to admit defeat and resolutely ride a horse barebacked was to win Zhao Yinger's favor.
He believed that Guan's eight-foot tiger body would definitely shock Linglong Beauty!
At this time, Guan Yu resolutely refused to avenge Zhuge Liang, and continued to show his favor to Zhao Yinger, killing two birds with one stone!
On the battlefield, Guan Erye may lack strategies and means, but in the field of love, his thinking is completely clear, he is good at seizing opportunities, and adopts subtle tricks to quietly impress women.
Seeing Guan Yu berate Zhuge Liang, Zhao Yinger smiled brightly and nodded approvingly to Guan Yu.
In an instant, Guan Yu was elated.
Liu Bei was very embarrassed and frowned.
As the eldest brother, he couldn't command the younger brother, so he definitely lost his face.
Zhuge Liang sneered: "The witch wounded people with a knife, Liu Yuzhou, as a local official, if she is not arrested and severely punished, how can she convince the public? How can she seek dominance?"
This sentence is so powerful that it directly hit Liu Bei's heart.
A strong man will never be able to lead many soldiers to establish his own dynasty if he does not distinguish between black and white and does not give enough rewards and punishments.
Therefore, Liu Bei's face darkened, and he said in a majestic tone: "Yun Chang! Dare you not listen to what Brother said?"
Guan Yu shook his head, and his loyalty instantly gained the upper hand. He clasped his fists and said, "Obey!"
Just as Lin Yu was about to speak, Zhao Yinger said, "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Or let Xiaohuadan perform the so-called "pig-killing knife technique" to frighten Guan Erye and Zhuge Liang.
With a smile on his face, Lin Yu turned over the roast suckling pig and enjoyed the show.
Guan Yu stepped forward, with his hands behind his back, he looked at Zhao Yinger: "Guan has never bullied women, cut off your index finger."
Zhao Yinger asked with a smile, "Where's your Qinglong Yanyue Knife?"
Guan Yu said: "When he went into battle to kill the enemy, Guan used the Qinglong Yanyue Saber."
Zhao Yinger said: "You don't have a big sword, so you don't deserve to compare sword skills with me."
Guan Yu's thick eyebrows were slightly frowned, and he thought to himself, the tone of the little beauty is really crazy, Guan Mouyi is so righteous, and he doesn't have the same knowledge as you.
Zhuge Liang taunted: "I have never seen such a brazen girl! She actually wanted to use a pig-killing knife to confront Guan Yunchang's Qinglongyanyue knife! Extremely arrogant! No one is arrogant! I don't know the heights of heaven and earth!"
Fanning the flames, trying to stimulate Guan Yu's self-esteem.
Unexpectedly, Guan Yu was not furious, he slowly drew out his long sword.
Suddenly, a gust of cold wind hit, rolling up snowflakes all over the sky, creating a chilling atmosphere.
Guan Yu's expression was indifferent: "This sword is made of pure iron, with a four-foot blade and a net weight of thirty catties and six taels!"
Looking directly at Guan Yu, Zhao Yinger squatted down slowly, holding a cold iron butcher's knife in her hand, and suddenly raised it!
Shine!The blade was pulled out from the stone, and the sharp blade flashed a cold light.
Zhao Yinger's face was frosty: "This knife is made of scrap iron. The blade is one foot long. The net weight is 45 catties and 30 taels!"
Liu Bei was startled, and hurriedly corrected: "Twelve taels are one catty, 45 catties and 30 taels are 48 catties."
Zhao Yinger said: "I know, I deliberately said 30 taels to make it look heavier."
Liu Bei was speechless.
Guan Yu held the sword in his left hand and stroked his beard with his right hand: "Madam, please use the sword first!"
Chapter 123 Began to Doubt His Character
Huh...huh...the cold wind rolled up snowflakes again, flying all over the sky.
Guan Yu couldn't stroke his beard smartly, and said again in a gentlemanly manner: "Please, girl, use the knife first!"
Zhao Yinger said: "Respect the old and love the young, uncle please use the sword first!"
In Lin Yu's heart, he silently praised Zhao Yinger.
Leaning on a mace, Di Lina admired Guan Yu and Zhao Yinger's pretense with great interest.
Zhuge Liang was eager for revenge. He raised his feather fan and pointed at Zhao Yinger: "Why are you being polite to the witch! Cut off her index finger!"
Guan Yu pulled his horse back and made a sword trick: "Girl, don't blame Guan for being ruthless."
The implication is that I am actually an amorous tough guy.
rub!Guan Yu sprinted with his sword, attacking Zhao Yinger's right hand.
With a click, the long sword broke in two.
Swish!Guan Yu's hat was cut in half!
Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, Shi Guangyuan, and Meng Gongwei were shocked!
Unexpectedly, Guan Yu suffered an instant defeat.
Moreover, it was so easy to lose outright.
Guan Yu stood there in a daze, a little dazed, what's going on?
Half of the sword's edge was inserted obliquely into the snow; half of the cotton cap fell to the ground.
Guan Yu stammered, "Guan... Guan's four-foot long sword... is not as good as Qinglong Yanyue Saber, but... it can kill thousands of enemies..."
Zhao Yinger smiled happily: "My one-foot pig-killing knife is not as good as the dragon-slaying sword, but it can also kill tens of thousands of pigs!"
Guan Yu only wore half a cotton cap, exposing the bun on the top of his head, and felt the cold air intruding from the top of his head, spreading along his neck to his back...
Could it be that this beautiful woman with bright eyes is really a witch?
She waved the knife lightly, and then cut off my long sword and hat, if I cut off my head...
Guan Yu didn't dare to imagine, a cold sweat broke out on his back!
Lin Yu said loudly: "Guan Yu, you have to thank Yinger for eliminating your cuckold."
Di Lina smiled and said, "It's not good to wear any hat, I have to wear a green hat, I have been holding back and not complaining."
Lin Yu said: "Ever since Liu Bei gave Guan Yu a set of green hat and green clothes after he became righteous in Taoyuan, he began to have a special liking for green!"
Liu Bei regained his composure and said to Guan Yu: "Second brother, the sword is broken and the hat is dropped, this is definitely not your normal level."
Zhuge Liang said angrily: "The sharp sword is no match for the pig-killing knife made of scrap iron. Guan Yu clearly lost on purpose and did not want to fight the demon girl!"
Guan Yu's expression was embarrassing, and he quickly returned to his unruly expression, and said to Zhuge Liang: "You do what you want!"
"I..." Zhuge Liang was at a loss for words, and then he argued, "I don't bother fighting with rude women! Liu Yuzhou, are you trying to fool me?"
This guy firmly grasped Liu Bei's "thirsty for talents" and his fear of "affecting his reputation".
Liu Bei stomped his feet anxiously, and ordered sharply: "Yun Chang! Take down the demon girl quickly!"
Guan Yu raised his fist reflexively, like a mountain pressing down on him, and rushed towards Zhao Yinger!
At the critical moment, Zhao Yinger nimbly dodged to the left, swung her knife and hit Guan Yu in the back!
In an instant, the cotton robe below the waist fell off together with the inner clothes, revealing the red and purple buttocks from the cold riding on the horse.
"Hahaha..." Lin Yu and Di Lina laughed loudly.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang couldn't laugh, because they had already seen that Zhao Yinger was really skilled in martial arts and had extraordinary sword skills.
Guan Yu turned around hastily, covered his buttocks, and looked embarrassed.
Zhao Yinger said: "You guys have seen it clearly this time, I am playing the authentic pig-killing knife technique, not witchcraft! Whoever calls me a witch again, I will cut off his head with one knife!"
Zhuge Liang's arrogance suddenly extinguished a little bit, he was unwilling to give up revenge, fanned his feather fan eagerly, and thought of a plan.
Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "Zhuge Liang, you said you didn't want to see Liu Bei, why did Fei Ge send a letter to Xu Shu, reminding him to recommend you as a military adviser in front of Liu Bei?"
Zhuge Liang was taken aback, and quickly retorted: "It's nonsense! I sent a letter to Xu Shu because his mother was taken away by Cao Cao, and I wrote a letter to comfort Xu Shu! He has a deep friendship with me, and he recommends trustworthy friends. It's normal, do you need me to remind you?"
Liu Bei listened and nodded slightly.
Lin Yu said: "Late autumn last year, you knew that Liu Bei brought Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Wollongong for a visit, but you deliberately hid in the backyard, let the book boy lie that you went to other places to play and did not return, and arranged for Cui Zhouping to act in the mountains and forests, pretending to meet Liu Bei by chance. "
Zhuge Liang frowned, and retorted: "It's all nonsense! It's fabricated out of thin air!"
Lin Yu continued: "Today, you repeated your old tricks and lied that you went out for fun but did not return, and arranged for Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei to sit in the tavern and wait for Liu Bei, in an attempt to let Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei sing together and further establish your glorious image !"
"Presumptuous!" Zhuge Liang raised his voice, "I live in Wollongong in seclusion. I don't fight with the world. I don't intend to go out. Why bother to set up a trap? If I want to help Liu Bei, I can tell Xu Shu directly and let him recommend him!"
Lin Yu sneered: "Liu Bei has more than one adviser, and the competition is fierce. If you take the initiative to send it to your door, how can you be reused by Liu Bei? If you don't carefully package and promote yourself, how can you be famous?"
Zhuge Liang's face was reddish, obviously, he was caught by Lin Yu's accurate words.
Lin Yu said: "Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei saw that Liu Bei and I had a heated chat, and heard Zhang Fei angrily scold Zhuge villager for being cunning. They realized that the situation was not good, so they ran back to report to you!"
"After learning about the situation, both you and Zhuge deliberately wore the same cotton robes to cover your face, and came to test the truth! As a result, your wife's index finger was cut off, and you showed your original shape! Otherwise, I don't know what you are playing trick!"
Zhuge Liang's face turned even redder, and his hand holding the lupine trembled.
He didn't expect that the trick he played would be completely exposed by Lin Yu.
Lin Yu said: "You pretended to be knowledgeable, and you tried to deceive Liu Bei, but you broke your wife's finger!"
Zhuge Liang became furious, and said forcefully: "I did this to test Liu Bei's patience and determination!"
Lin Yu said: "You test Liu Bei for the second time today, and you will have the third test in early spring! Damn, don't you feel bored?"
"Waste time playing tricks, why don't you assist Liu Bei to conspire for a great cause as soon as possible, recruit troops, and quickly occupy the territory?"
Zhuge Liang was choked and speechless.
Lin Yu said: "To put it bluntly, you lack self-confidence! Those who can achieve great things, choose a good tree to live in, and will never hesitate!"
"You are just the opposite. By playing tricks, Liu Bei can strengthen his confidence in you and choose you firmly!"
"This fully shows that you still have hidden ambitions, and you want to stabilize your position in Liu Bei's team to restore the Han Dynasty!"
After Zhuge Liang listened, a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and he shivered a few times.
Witnessing Zhuge Liang's embarrassment, Liu Bei began to doubt his character...
Chapter 124 The Emotional Drama of "The Threesome"
Pfft!Pfft!
Shi Guangyuan and Meng Gongwei knelt down together!
Lin Yu was surprised, what kind of play is your uncle singing?
Shi Guangyuan raised his eyebrows: "Brother Kong Ming! It's all my fault, I shouldn't have persuaded you to come to see Liu Bei! You didn't intend to come out of the mountain, but I urged you to assist Liu Bei, to conspire with him to revive the Han Dynasty!" "
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