I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Di Lina said loudly, "Roast lamb with red willow, one or two gold per skewer."

Seeing the mace in Di Lina's hand, the little boy took a few steps back in fright, and stood next to Zhuge Jun's wife.

The slightly shorter masked man said: "Each skewer of mutton sells for one tael of gold. Doesn't that mean bullying the villagers of Wollongong? An insult to the simple folk customs of Wollongong?"

Lin Yu retorted: "I set up a stall to sell barbecue. I didn't buy or sell by force, and I didn't sell second-best ones. I even gave fifty skewers of 'Red Willow Roast Lamb' to a dozen villagers in Wollongong for free! , turned into bullying and insult?"

The slightly taller masked man said: "It's ridiculous! You set up a stall in Wollongong to sell barbecue, and the price is ridiculously high. You are clearly not a normal businessman, but you are planning to do something wrong! You have ulterior motives!"

Lin Yu scolded in his heart, your uncle, the Zhuge brothers joined forces to attack and attacked in turn!

He smiled and said: "Judging from the eloquence of the two of you, you should be scholars. Are you bored at home on a snowy day and come to my barbecue stall to swear at the street, looking for fun?"

"You..." The two masked men were stunned.

Zhuge Jun's wife hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, we are also villagers in Wollongong. They are very straightforward. They think your price is too high, so they will complain."

Di Lina said: "You two elders, you don't have the money to buy mutton skewers for your wife and children, and you have the guts to complain? How embarrassing!"

Zhao Yinger then said: "You are a scholar! They can't do anything other than play lip service and satirize ordinary people who have never read a book! They are pure trash!"

Zhuge Jun's wife couldn't bear it anymore, her brows were erected, and she raised her finger to Zhao Yinger: "Who do you say is trash? A shameless witch!"

Zhao Yinger glared: "You say it again?"

Zhuge Jun's wife said: "Shameless witch! She is not afraid of freezing to death in winter, she bares her arms and legs, and clearly wants to seduce men..."

Click!The knife flashed!

The index finger of Zhuge Jun's wife was cut off by the cold iron butcher's knife, and the blood gushed out, which was shocking.

"Ah! Ah..." The screams were more miserable than slaughtering a pig.

The little boy cried in fright and sat down in the snow.

Liu Bei was completely dumbfounded, he didn't expect that Zhao Yinger would actually stab someone!

Moreover, he cut off the index finger of Zhuge Liang's sister-in-law...

Chapter 121 Turning faces is faster than turning books

Seeing the tragedy of severed fingers, Lin Yu was also shocked.

He teamed up with Zhao Yinger and Di Lina for the purpose of refuting the satire, in order to anger Zhuge Liang and prompt him to reveal his true colors as soon as possible.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yinger directly escalated from "verbal violence" to "behavioral violence".

Di Lina was even more surprised, her expression was unhappy: "Ying'er, it's a bit too much for you to chop women with a knife?"

Zhao Yinger said: "If you are called a demon girl, and you are called a seductress, would you be willing?"

Di Lina was startled and shook her head.

Zhao Ying'er despises Zhuge Jun's wife: "Fierce woman, whoever marries you will be cursed for eight lifetimes!"

After finishing speaking, Zhao Yinger winked at Lin Yu.

In an instant, Lin Yu suddenly realized.

The reason why Zhao Yinger went berserk and slashed people was to arouse Zhuge Jun's anger!

His wife's index finger was cut off, and Zhuge Jun couldn't continue to pretend, let alone keep calm. He was not a professional spy who had received cruel training.

Once Zhuge Jun is exposed, the other masked man will naturally be Zhuge Liang!

Sure enough, a short masked man picked up his severed finger, wrapped the corner of his clothes around Zhuge Jun's wife's hand, and scolded angrily!

"Damn witch! You actually killed my wife!"

Undoubtedly, the slightly taller masked man was Zhuge Liang.

Zhao Yinger said: "I'm not a scholar. When I get angry, I can only slash with a butcher's knife! If you are upset, come and slash me too!"

Whoosh!Han Tie's butcher's knife fell to Zhuge Jun's feet, and half of the knife fell into the white snow.

Zhao Yinger said with a smile: "The knife is right in front of you, I will stand still and let you cut it at will! Avenge your wife!"

Zhuge Jun's eyes were filled with anger, he lowered his head to look at Han Tie's pig-killing knife, reached out his hand quickly, grabbed the handle of the knife, and lifted it up suddenly!

Unexpectedly, the cold iron butcher's knife did not move at all!

Zhuge Jun tried again, but still couldn't raise the butcher's knife.

He felt strange, quickly pushed away the slush, and was stunned.

Because, there is a big stone embedded in the soil, and the cold iron butcher's knife happened to pierce into it!

How can a weak scholar pull out a cold iron butcher's knife that cuts iron like mud and weighs more than 40 catties from the stone?

Zhao Yinger sneered: "Cut! You can't hold a knife with this little strength, and you still want revenge? Haha, I guess, you have lived for 26 years, and you haven't even killed a chicken! Coward!"

Zhuge Jun screamed angrily, and continued to bow his head and draw his sword!

As a result, the cotton covering the face fell off!

Liu Bei took a look and shouted: "You are not Mr. Kong Ming's younger brother!"

Lin Yu was shocked: "what? He's not Zhuge Jun?"

Zhang Fei stared round his eyes: "It's not Zhuge Jun, he has more beard than Zhuge Jun, and he is fairer..."

Lin Yu took a closer look. This man looks handsome, his eyes release anger, but he is full of heroism.

Di Lina asked suspiciously: "Could it be that he is Zhuge Liang?"

Zhao Yinger was also confused: "If he is Zhuge Liang, why does he call Zhuge Jun's wife his wife?"

The masked man who was mistaken for Zhuge Liang standing next to him took off the cotton cloth on his face: "I am Zhuge Jun! He is my second brother, and this is my second sister-in-law!"

Lin Yu hurriedly asked: "How could Zhuge Liang have a son?"

Zhuge Jun said: "This is my elder brother's second son, he will be adopted by my second elder brother and second sister-in-law!"

Fuck, that's the way it is, making a misunderstanding!

The fat woman is Zhuge Liang's wife, Huang Yueying; the little boy is Zhuge Liang's elder brother's son, Zhuge Qiao.

Zhao Yinger looked at Huang Yueying: "Strange, Zhang Fei said just now that Zhuge Liang's wife is ugly and has freckles all over her face, but she is not ugly at all, and she has no freckles..."

At this moment, Liu Bei's face suddenly turned red and then turned pale. He looked terrified and pointed at Zhao Yinger: "You...you cut off Mrs. Kong Ming's finger..."

Zhao Yinger regained her composure and shrugged her shoulders: "It doesn't matter whose wife she is, in short, Zhuge Liang has revealed her fox tail, and she can't pretend anymore!"

Zhuge Liang gave up pulling out the cold iron butcher knife, and hated Liu Bei: "I just don't want to see you, so you colluded with three demons and came to Wollongong to wantonly kill my wife!"

"I will pay homage to Liu Biao, the prefect of Jingzhou, to expose your ugly face! I will also write about your crimes, so that you will be despised by the world!"

When Liu Bei heard this, he immediately panicked.

He took refuge in Liu Biao and worked in a small place. For the time being, he lived comfortably and had a chance to make a comeback. If Liu Biao hated him, life would become difficult.

Moreover, a literati's pen is sometimes better than tens of thousands of arrows, not only can kill people, but also make them cast aside by future generations!

Liu Bei was so anxious that cold sweat broke out on his forehead, he quickly waved his hands: "Mr. Kong Ming, I don't know them at all. I just passed by here and wanted to buy some skewers of mutton to satisfy my hunger!"

Fuck, Liu Bei turned his face so much faster than turning a book.

While scolding Liu Bei secretly, Lin Yu thought to himself that the task arranged by the system is not only special, but also more difficult.

According to this rhythm, it is impossible for Liu Bei to buy "Red Willow Roast Lamb".

100 taels of gold is right in front of you, but you can't earn it for a long time.

Zhuge Liang stood up abruptly, and said to Zhuge Jun: "Quickly prepare the carriage, take your wife to the town, and seek medical treatment from a doctor."

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Mr. Kong Ming, the situation is urgent, let's put aside the suspicion of men and women for the time being, let my third brother ride a horse and personally send Mrs. Zun to Nanyang, and ask a famous doctor to connect Mrs. Zun's severed finger in time!"

Zhuge Liang asked: "Can it be connected successfully?"

Liu Bei said: "If the famous doctor in Nanyang fails to treat properly, I will spend a lot of money to hire the genius doctor Hua Tuo as soon as possible!"

Zhuge Liang looked at Huang Yueying with concern, and sighed: "Oh... that's the only way..."

Liu Bei ordered: "Third brother, you take 90 taels of gold and escort Mrs. Zhuge, and hurry to Nanyang, be careful all the way!"

Hearing the order, Zhang Fei immediately took out twelve taels of gold from his bag and handed it to Liu Bei, then helped Huang Yueying ride the black horse, sat behind her, and galloped away...

This time, it was Lin Yu's turn to be dumbfounded.

Not only did he not earn 100 taels of gold, but Zhang Fei took away 90 taels of gold.

If the task fails, the system will deduct 6000 barbecue points.

Lin Yu only has the acupuncture and moxibustion skills of Hu Qingniu, the "Fairy Doctor of Butterfly Valley", and is not good at surgical treatment.

Otherwise, he would reconnect Huang Yueying's severed finger.

At this time, Zhao Yinger also regretted it too much, and blamed herself for cutting off Huang Yueying's index finger.

Although Zhuge Liang was exposed, it indirectly caused Liu Bei to try his best to please Zhuge Liang, and spent human and financial resources.

Lin Yu was not reconciled to failure, and his mind was spinning, looking for countermeasures...

Liu Bei cupped his hands and saluted: "Mr. Kong Ming is startled, please enter the tavern and have a glass of hot wine."

Zhuge Liang said angrily: "How can I not avenge my wife's severed finger?"

Suddenly, there was the sound of horseshoes in the distance.

Lin Yu looked up, thinking that Zhang Fei had turned back.

Unexpectedly, it was not Zhang Fei's black-tailed horse, but a maroon-red steed.

The man on horseback is completely naked, and his long beard dances in the wind...

Chapter 122

Riding a red rabbit horse naked, there is no second person in the world!

It is the beautiful bearded man, Guan Yunchang!

Brother Yu is back, with a dazzling halo on his head!

Although riding around in a small place like Longzhong Town, Guan Yu's shocking "light pig" shape is enough to make the people of the whole town tell each other, and spread the praise of Guan Yu's heroic feat to all directions.

Arriving at the roadside of the tavern, Guan Yu dismounted gracefully from his horse.

Lin Yu thinks that if Guan Yu's beard grows twice as long, he really doesn't need a fig leaf.

It's a pity, Guan Yu's beard is so forked at the end, it has grown to the limit.

Therefore, with the attitude of a bird protectionist, he protected the spirit of nature with both hands, and walked in front of Liu Bei with his head held high.

"Second brother!"

Liu Bei shouted affectionately.

"Brother!" Guan Yu's eyes were firm, showing some pride.

Liu Bei said: "You have worked so hard, you are suffering from the cold!"

Guan Yu smiled lightly, his face was red with purple, purple with blue.

Obviously, he was very cold.

Occasionally sucking the snot, the calf trembles slightly,

In front of Zhao Yinger and Di Lina, Guan Yu tried his best to be free and unrestrained, and tried his best to show his masculinity!

After all, middle-aged uncles in their 40s rely on maturity, stability, and connotation.

Otherwise, how could Diao Chan be charmed?

Zhuge Liang hurriedly asked, "What is the name of this strong man?"

At some point, Zhuge Liang had a well-crafted lupine in his hand.

Lin Yu believed that the lupine should have been hidden in Zhuge Liang's cotton robe before.

Before Liu Bei could answer, Guan Yu proudly looked down on Zhuge Liang: "You don't even know Guan?"

"Guan?" Zhuge Liang looked Guan Yu up and down, pretending to be stupid, "Forgive me, I really don't know who you are after taking off your clothes!"

Guan Yu suddenly became angry: "Although Guan is not wearing any clothes, his two-foot beard is still blowing in the wind! Are you blind?"

Liu Bei hurriedly said: "Second brother, don't be rude! He is Mr. Kong Ming!"

Guan Yu lowered his head and glanced at Zhuge Liang: "It's inconvenient for Guan to salute."