I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Zhuge Liang was even more shocked, wondering why the horse dung was burning?

Lu Su was scared out of his wits: "Hurry... put out the fire! Put out the fire!"

The soldiers took off their clothes, desperately beat the horse manure outside the cabin, and stomped their feet wildly. The scene was extremely funny.

Lu Su cried and said: "It's really evil! Why can these horse dung be ignited..."

A ray of light flashed in Zhuge Liang's mind, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to touch Lu Su's face.

Lu Su went crazy: "This... at this time, you still have the leisure to tease me... tease me..."

Zhuge Liang put his fingers in front of his nostrils, and carefully smelled the contaminated horse manure, as if he was about to taste it.

Lu Su asked angrily, "What do you smell? My face is nothing but horse dung, no rouge!"

Zhuge Liang twirled the horse manure on his fingertips again, and then he understood!

He gritted his teeth and said, "The horse manure is mixed with tung oil and sulfur!"

Lu Su was taken aback for a moment: "Tung...Tung oil? Sulfur? No way? This is the end... This is the end..."

Ow!Ow...

The soldiers outside the cabin were shot by rockets and fell down screaming!

The other soldiers did not dare to continue fighting the fire, and hurried back to the cabin.

In just 2 minutes, all twenty grass boats caught fire, and none of them survived!

The fire continued to spread, producing extremely thick smoke.

After being burned by the high temperature of the fire, the horse dung quickly released more stench, covering Zhuge Liang, Lu Su and all the soldiers.

They seem to be trapped in a shitpan full of excrement, with no way out!

Since the surface of each straw boat was covered with a lot of horse manure, the flames would not burn the hull temporarily, but would only continue to create stench and smoke, tormenting Zhuge Liang and others!

Keke... vomit...

Coughing, vomiting, cursing, crying, one after another!

Everyone could only hide in the cabin, not daring to go out, let alone row the boat.

Lu Su was choked by the thick smoke and burst into tears, covering his nose with his sleeve: "Quickly find a way! Escape from here!"

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan wildly and raised his eight-character eyebrows: "I can only abandon the boat and dive into the water..."

Lu Su howled: "We must abandon the ship! Abandon the ship immediately!"

Zhuge Liang asked, "Zijing, can you swim?"

Lu Su cried sadly: "I can take a bath in the water, but I can't swim."

Zhuge Liang said: "Coincidentally, I am too!"

While speaking, several soldiers could not bear the strong stench and smoky smoke, fled the cabin in a hurry and jumped into the river.

Once the soldiers dived and fled, Zhuge Liang and Lu Su completely lost their lives.

Either be suffocated to death by the stench and smoke, or wait for the grass boat to burn and fall into the water and drown.

Zhuge Liang's face flushed red with anxiety, and he threatened sharply: "Fleeers! Kill without mercy..."

Before finishing his sentence, he was choked by the stench and thick smoke, rolling his eyes and almost fainting.

Just at this time, a warship sailed out from Cao Ying and approached the "horse manure fleet".

Then, Cao Bing quickly took control of the straw boat that Zhuge Liang and Lu Su were on, and dragged it away.

……

As the sun rose, the thick fog on the river gradually cleared away.

Zhuge Liang and Lu Su were tied up by Wuhuada and taken to Cao Cao's camp.

"Hahaha..." Cao Cao laughed wildly, extremely proud.

Lu Su was like an eggplant that had been beaten by frost, completely wilted and drooping his head.

Zhuge Liang held his head up, sneered contemptuously, and tried his best to hide the panic in his heart.

Cao Cao said: "Zhuge Liang, you use twenty grass boats, taking advantage of the thick fog, and bluffing to try to get me one hundred thousand sharp arrows. Do you think I am easy to be deceived?"

Zhuge Liang said proudly: "If you want to kill, kill it, don't talk too much."

Cao Cao said: "I won't kill you for the time being, but keep you in Cao Ying!"

Zhuge Liang raised his voice: "Cao thief! You are so despicable! Who instructed you to see through my trick!"

He believes that with Cao Cao's wisdom and character, it is impossible to crack the strategy of "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows", and there must be expert help behind it.

Cao Cao smiled and ordered: "A military adviser is invited!"

Soon, Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger, and Di Lina made their debut.

Zhuge Liang's jaw almost dropped when he saw it.

Lin Yu's thick eyebrows slightly raised: "Zhuge Liang, is the scene of the horse dung rain spectacular? Is the smell of burning horse dung strong?"

Zhuge Liang gathered himself together and angrily scolded: "Lin Yu! It turns out that you are helping the evildoers and making troubles in secret!"

"In Wollongong, you ruined my reputation and cut off my wife's fingers; in Chibi, you pretended to be selling barbecue and played tricks on me!"

"I have no grievances or enmities with you, why do you go against me again and again, and almost take my life!"

Lin Yu said: "You are fooling Liu Bei, you are pretentious! I am powerful, and I am invincible at a high place! If I don't deal with you, who will I deal with?"

Zhuge Liang asked: "It seems that Pang Tong was also hurt by you!"

Zhao Yinger sneered: "You are called Crouching Dragon, and Pang Tong is called Fengcui! Now, you are a noob, and Pang Tong is a noob! Hahaha..."

Di Lina said: "Based on your current ability, you are not worthy of serving as Liu Bei's military adviser. Go back to Wollongong as a farmer and continue to live in seclusion and farm!"

Zhuge Liang said angrily: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated! I have only one death, and I will serve my lord!"

Lin Yu said: "Don't think about generosity and righteousness, you have no right to decide your own life and death now! What's more, you are only 28 years old! I will give you a chance to revenge, so that you will be convinced if you lose!"

After Zhuge Liang listened, a gleam of joy flashed in his eyes.

Lin Yu will never kill Zhuge Liang, and he will never let Cao Cao kill him, otherwise, the wonderful game of "Crossing the Three Kingdoms" cannot continue.

Moreover, Lin Yu knew in his heart that Zhuge Liang was also afraid of death.

But this guy was very shrewd, knowing that Cao Cao looked down on soft-boned cowards, he pretended to be brave and tried to win Cao Cao's favor!

Zhuge Liang issued a military order, and if he did not make [-] arrows within three days, his head fell to the ground.

Now that "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" failed, even if he fled back to Soochow, he would die at the hands of Zhou Yu.

Therefore, it is better to use your own name and release your fearless spirit, stay in Cao Ying for the time being, and try to leave in the future.

Guan Yu can "be in Cao Ying and his heart is in Han" and continue to be trusted and reused by Liu Bei. How can Zhuge Liang not bear the humiliation and save the country?

Ding!The system starts!

【Congratulations, master!Successfully destroyed the "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" operation, and successfully captured Zhuge Liang alive! 】

【Congratulations, master!Get 2000 barbecue points! 】

Lin Yu quickly checked, the total accumulated points so far: 40800.

[Master please pay attention!Release the fifth requirement of this task! 】

[Destroy Zhou Yu's "Bitter Meat", capture Huang Gai alive as a hostage, and exchange Xiao Qiao! 】

【After success, reward 3000 barbecue points!If it fails, 6000 points will be deducted! 】

After hearing this, Lin Yu was so shocked that he almost cried out!

Fuck, the system wants to play me to death?

Zhou Yu is a madman who spoils his wife, how could he be willing to hand over his beloved Xiao Qiao?

Chapter 136 My Wife Is Really Smart

After learning about the task of "exchanging Xiao Qiao", Lin Yu kept calm and waited for the opportunity.

Suddenly, Lu Su raised his head and blinked timidly.

He asked cautiously: "Is there really a trick hidden in the meat of the grilled... grilled eight-treasure chicken legs?"

This guy is quite interesting, he would rather die than be a fool.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "I am in the barbecue business, and I never deceive customers! Every barbecue is made of real ingredients! It's a pity that some people are too conceited, and they pretend to be tortoises!"

Zhao Yinger said: "I didn't eat mutton, but I caused a lot of trouble!"

Di Lina said: "It's not the stinky smell of mutton, but the stench of horse manure!"

Their sharp words made Zhuge Liang ashamed.

Lu Su spit thick phlegm fiercely at Zhuge Liang, and it landed on his robe!

"I listened to your nonsense and became a prisoner! It is a shame for my life!"

Faced with Lu Su's accusation, Zhuge Liang forcefully argued: "A horse stumbles, and a man stumbles. Victory and defeat are commonplace in military affairs! If a man wants to achieve greatness, why do he care about temporary gains and losses? Why bother to complain and lose his fighting spirit?"

Lu Su retorted angrily: "Your trivial skills can become a great cause of shit? You can fool my lord by being eloquent and eloquent!"

That's right, after Zhuge Liang arrived in Soochow, his only record so far is: verbal battle against Confucianism, wisely motivating Sun Quan, and forming an alliance.

In an instant, the counselors in the camp were whispering and discussing.

"The famous Mr. Wolong, he turned out to be an idiot!"

"He is the same as Pang Tong. He has not succeeded enough but has failed!"

"Aside from not being afraid of death, he didn't see any abilities."

"No wonder it is said that Pang Tong is a rookie and Zhuge Liang is a rookie."

"Liu Bei's vision is too bad, he doesn't make good use of people..."

Xu Shu, Zhuge Liang's "close friend in Longzhong", stood behind the group of counselors, watching Zhuge Liang silently.

In Xu Shu's eyes, there are emotions of concern, anxiety, and confusion, which are quite complicated...

Cao Cao ordered that Zhuge Liang and Lu Su be imprisoned and must be guarded strictly.

Cheng Yu, the counselor, said respectfully: "Master Lin, the eight-treasure chicken legs you baked must be very delicious!"

Lin Yu said boldly: "When the Prime Minister defeats Liu Bei and Sun Quan, I will invite everyone to taste the 'Roasted Eight-Treasure Chicken Leg' for free!"

At this time, Cao Cao waved his hand and told all the generals and advisers to leave.

Immediately afterwards, Cao Cao told Lin Yu that Zhou Yu had received a secret letter from Jiang Gan, Cai Mao, and Zhang Yun pretending to surrender, and replied.

The letter stated that reliable personnel will be arranged in time to cooperate and plan to attack Cao Ying!

Cao Cao asked, "Master Lin thinks Zhou Yu has taken the bait?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "The news that Jiang Gan's right hand was cut off has reached Jiangdong. Zhou Yu is smart and cunning, and at most he believes [-]% of it!"

"So, while Zhou Yu pretended to send someone to have an affair with Jiang Gan to confuse the prime minister, at the same time he resorted to the "Bitter Meat Trick" to beat up veteran Huang Gai and make him feign surrender to the prime minister!"

"Zhou Yu used a two-pronged approach. After finding out that Cai Mao and Zhang Yunzhen had surrendered, they would cooperate internally and externally, adopting the method of fire attack, and start the final decisive battle!"

Cao Cao laughed wildly after hearing this!

His face was full of disdain: "Fire attack needs a strong east wind! Could it be that Zhou Yu is good at spells and can borrow east wind from God?"

Today, Zhuge Liang is imprisoned in Cao Ying, unable to play the high-end trick of "borrowing the east wind".

Zhou Yu, on the other hand, could not predict changes in the weather at all, so he would not rush to attack with fire.

Lin Yu said: "Zhou Yu and Liu Bei's troops are insufficient, and they never dare to confront the prime minister head-on. The only tactic is to attack with fire!"

"Although the east wind cannot be borrowed, Zhou Yu will patiently wait for the day when the east wind continues to blow, and take the opportunity to join forces with Liu Bei to attack Cao Ying!"

"While Zhou Yu is waiting, the prime minister can send someone to pretend to be Jiang Gan to write a letter, ask Huang Gai to meet and talk in secret, and at the same time arrange for Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to set up an ambush to capture Huang Gai alive, so that Zhou Yu can steal chickens and lose money!"

Cao Cao was elated when he heard it: "Okay! Break Zhou Yu's "Bitter Meat Tactics" and play him thoroughly!"

Lin Yu instructed: "Remember, Huang Gai must be captured alive! Keeping him as a hostage has a very important purpose!"

Cao Cao was curious: "What's the use?"

Lin Yu's thick eyebrows raised: "let me play tricks, the prime minister will understand then."