I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

He stroked his beard and chuckled: "Diao Chan has already told Guan that this is Jinling City more than 800 years later. If that is the case, Guan will forgive me for any offenses that are informal in the future."

Li Shishi frowned slightly, looked at Guan Yu, and felt that his appearance was too different from the imagined "Wu Sheng".

Lin Yu picked up sixty skewers of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and placed them in front of Guan Yu.

Guan Yu said pleasantly: "Each skewer is worth one or two gold pieces of Jiantan mutton from the Western Regions!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "After 18 years, you still haven't forgotten this kind of high-quality mutton."

Guan Yu reached out and picked up a string of "Red Willow Roast Lamb", and praised it while eating: "It's delicious! It's really fragrant! It's fresh and delicious, without any smell! This is the most delicious lamb in the world, how can Guan forget it?"

Lin Yu said: "If Zhang Fei sees it, he must envy you."

Guan Yu said: "The third brother has been telling me all these years, where did Junshi Lin go, why didn't he come back? When will he be able to eat mutton skewers grilled by Junshi Lin again? The third brother even wants to go to the Western Regions and catch a few Ten Jiantan sheep were brought to the Central Plains to be bred..."

Lin Yu said: "From now on, you will have good food, and you can eat roast lamb and other barbecue delicacies every day."

Guan Yu swallowed the mutton, looked at Xi Shi and Li Shishi: "I haven't asked for advice yet, the names of the two girls..."

Chapter 500 Wu Sheng loves to listen to compliments

Guan Yu smiled kindly and stared at Xi Shi.

Lin Yu introduced: "This is Xi Shi, a beauty from the Yue Kingdom during the Spring and Autumn Period, known as the first of the Four Great Beauties in ancient times."

Guan Yu's hand trembled, and the "red willow kebabs" fell.

"She... She is a peerless beauty who is famous all over the world... Xi Shi... No wonder she is so beautiful, born with a beauty, overwhelming the country!"

Xi Shi said modestly: "I'm too proud. Compared with Diao Chan, I am a little less elegant."

Guan Yu realized that he had lost his composure, so he hurriedly picked up a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and took a few mouthfuls.

Lin Yu went on to introduce: "This Li Shishi comes from the Song Dynasty, which is more than 900 years away from the Three Kingdoms era. She is a famous singer in Bianjing and the confidante of Emperor Song Huizong."

Guan Yu praised: "Miss Li is as beautiful as a flower, and she is glamorous. No wonder she is loved by the emperor."

Li Shishi smiled sweetly, but didn't say anything.

Lin Yu continued to introduce: "This old Mr. Li came from the Ming Dynasty more than 1000 years ago from the Three Kingdoms era! He has superb medical skills and profound knowledge. He is not only good at treating diseases, but also proficient in Zhouyi gossip."

Guan Yu hurriedly asked, "Compared with the genius doctor Hua Tuo?"

Lin Yu said: "Each has its own merits! Both of them are great famous doctors in the history of the development of Chinese medicine, and both have made great contributions to the development of Chinese medicine!"

Li Shizhen poured white wine for Guan Yu with a proud face, and said respectfully: "Although it has been nearly 2000 years, you have been regarded as Emperor Guan and Martial Saint by future generations, and you are deeply respected and loved by future generations!"

Guan Yu laughed a few times, and the black eyeballs almost rolled into his upper eyelids: "Guan is a warrior, how dare he accept such an honor? You are all strange people, so please give me a lot of advice!"

He seemed very humble, but revealed an arrogance.

Li Shizhen has long been used to modern life. He is wearing a big vest and big pants, holding a cold beer.

"Guan Gong warms the wine and kills Huaxiong, rides thousands of miles alone, and scrapes the bones to cure poison. Who doesn't know, who doesn't know?"

Guan Yu was so happy that his eyes narrowed, he held the big bowl and said: "Guan has other feats, beheading Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou, going to the meeting alone, flooding the seven armies, these are trivial things, nothing to worry about!"

"Ahem!" Li Shizhen choked on the beer and wiped her mouth with a towel, "Yes, yes, I forgot to mention just now..."

He didn't expect that Guan Yu liked to listen to compliments, and when he got along with Wu Sheng in the future, he would flatter him more often.

Guan Yu held half a bowl of baijiu and drank it boldly with his neck raised, but also coughed a few times due to choking.

He grinned and said, "Wow... what kind of wine is this? It's so spicy!"

Diao Chan quickly handed over a glass of ice water, and Guan Yu gulped it down, rubbing his stomach with his hands: "The belly is like a fire."

Lin Xue said: "This is Erguotou, which is stronger than the rice wine from the Three Kingdoms era, so it is very spicy!"

Lin Yu poured a glass of white wine and deliberately stimulated Guan Yu's nerves: "You are getting old, drink less! Come, let me toast you!"

Of course Guan Yu refused to show weakness in front of the beauties, he smiled lightly and filled the big bowl to the brim!

He picked up the white wine, drank it in one gulp, frowned suddenly, the heat made his throat itchy, and he almost coughed again.

Diao Chan was considerate and handed the towel to Guan Yu.

He quickly grabbed the towel and wiped his face, then let out a loud belch.

Lin Xue said: "Guan Gong has a lot! Drinking too much of this kind of liquor will hurt your health. You should drink it slowly and eat more kebabs!"

Guan Yu was a little drunk, squinting his Danfeng eyes, and kept looking at Xi Shi and Li Shishi.

He shook his head and said: "Guan is happy today, escaped from death, was lucky to meet Diao Chan, and got to know two beauties again, must drink to get drunk!"

Xi Shi covered her mouth and smiled, subconsciously covering her chest with her hands.

Lin Yu said: "Guan Yu, now is a peaceful age and the world is united. You can live here and enjoy your old age! Let Diao Chan take you out shopping and learn how modern people speak! As for the shitty things about Liu Bei and Cao Cao, they have long since become history. Don't worry about it any more!"

Guan Yu immediately looked depressed, and sighed deeply: "Alas...Even if Guan Mou goes back, he will die in battle. Why don't you live here and live for a few more days!"

Obviously, the defeat in Maicheng and the experience of being almost beheaded by Ma Chao dealt a great blow to Guan Yu, and made him decadent in fighting spirit.

Ding! "Myriad Worlds BBQ System" starts suddenly!

[Master please pay attention!Release the sixth task of "Ten Traveling Characters"! 】

[Assist Guan Yu to participate in the TV station's actor audition and become the number one male! 】

Lin Yu is happy, Nima, this is tantamount to making use of Guan Yu's own advantages, making use of his old age, and recreating his brilliance.

He hurriedly said: "Guan Yu, don't think about it, people in modern society respect you very much. In addition to burning incense and worshiping you every day, they have also filmed many TV series and movies to praise you!"

Guan Yu happily asked: "What are TV dramas and movies?"

Lin Yu said: "Singing and dancing, opera and other performances."

Guan Yu understood, and pretended to say: "How can Guan be so worthy of the praise of the world? Ashamed, ashamed!"

Lin Yu said: "Currently, there is a big costume drama that tells the story of you and Diao Chan. It just so happens that a leading actor is needed. Are you willing to take the lead? Besides, there are many young beauties in the middle!"

Although Guan Yu couldn't understand some modern nouns, he understood the charm of "beauty".

He nodded hurriedly: "Guan has just arrived, and everything will be arranged by Army Division Lin!"

Lin Yu patted the table: "Okay! Have fun! A man should put his arms around a beauty, drink and eat meat!"

Guan Yu was in a happy mood, put on a majestic posture, and drank another half bowl of white wine!

Lin Yu smiled and said, "Xiaoxue, do you want to take Guan Yu to the plastic surgery hospital to look younger and go to a TV audition?"

While eating "spicy grilled chicken wings", Lin Xue observed Guan Yu: "Although he is nearly 60 years old, he is in good condition. There are no wrinkles on his face. If he dyed his hair and beard black, he would look like 45 or [-] years old." !"

When Guan Yu heard this, he flaunted triumphantly: "Guan pays great attention to the way of keeping in good health. He often takes the ancestral tiger penis supplement pills, and he also knows a thing or two about the art of retaining the face..."

"Tiger Bian Dabu Pill?" Li Shizhen became interested, "Wonderful, wonderful, the tiger penis can strengthen the yang and invigorate the kidney, and the medicinal effect is extremely miraculous. I will ask Guan Gong to teach me how to make the 'Tiger Bian Dabu Pill'."

Guan Yu stretched out his hand and patted Li Shizhen's shoulder: "You are a genius doctor, how dare Guan Mou dare to play tricks, let's discuss together."

Lin Xue glanced at Guan Yu's hair bun: "Tomorrow, I will buy you some clothes and shoes, and then change your hairstyle."

Diao Chan hurriedly said: "No need to change, many models and singers on TV deliberately wear this retro hairstyle, it looks very handsome!"

Guan Yu smiled proudly again, thinking that Diao Chan praised him as a generalissimo.

Lin Yu said: "Let Guan Yu continue to wear the ancient hairstyle, otherwise, when he is acting, he has to shave his head and put on a wig. He will definitely not agree!"

While chatting, Pan Jinlian came back, but Wu Song was nowhere to be seen...

Chapter 501

Lin Yu didn't see Wu Song, so he hurriedly asked, "Xiao Pan! Where's Wu Song?"

Pan Jinlian replied: "The younger sister of the boss of the company is going to work in other places. She brought Wu Song along and borrowed it for two days."

Lin Yu laughed: "Haha, Wu Song's performance is good, he is very popular!"

Guan Yu stared straight at Pan Jinlian, his slender Danfeng eyes slightly narrowed, releasing a longing light.

Pan Jinlian asked: "This guest is..."

Without waiting for Lin Yu's introduction, Guan Yu stood up abruptly, stroked his beard, and said with a smile: "I am Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang!"

Pan Jinlian was startled, unable to believe it.

Lin Yu nodded: "it's really Guan Erye."

"Oh! Master Guan Gongguan..." Pan Jinlian hurriedly saluted.

Guan Yu stepped forward quickly, supported Pan Jinlian in time, and held her tender little hand: "There is no need to be polite, dare to ask the girl's name?"

Pan Jinlian was a little flattered, and said in a trembling voice: "Pan Jinlian, the wife of Wu Zhi, the magistrate of Yanggu County, pays homage to Master Guan!"

Guan Yu didn't know the story of "Water Margin", he laughed and said: "Don't be restrained, Jinlian, Guan has always been approachable!"

Seeing Guan Yu holding onto Pan Jinlian's hand, Diao Chan couldn't help feeling jealous, but it was inconvenient.

She hurriedly took Pan Jinlian's arm and sat down on the sofa: "You have worked hard, take a break and pour you a glass of cold beer!"

Guan Yu returned to his seat and kept staring at Pan Jinlian.

Pan Jinlian took a sip of cold beer, picked up a bunch of "Red Willow Roast Lamb", told interesting stories about Feitian Entertainment Company, and praised Wu Song for his conscientiousness.

Guan Yu's eyeballs almost rolled up to his forehead, and he asked with disdain, "Who is Wu Song? What is he capable of?"

Lin Yu swallowed the roasted mutton and deliberately teased Guan Yu: "You don't know, Wu Song is a hero in Liangshan, also known as Wu Erlang, the younger brother of Pan Jinlian's husband! He also killed Ximen Qing angrily, beat Jiang Menshen drunk, and stained the mandarin duck building with blood!"

After Guan Yu heard this, he put away his arrogant expression: "So it's Jin Lian's brother-in-law, my family!"

Pan Jinlian knew that Lin Yu was deliberately joking, but she didn't explain.

Seeing Guan Yu staring at her, Pan Jinlian hurriedly lowered her head to avoid the hot gaze.

At this moment, Guan Yu seemed out of his mind.

Pan Jinlian does not have the stunning beauty of Diao Chan and Xi Shi, but she has a mature and generous ladylike temperament, which attracts Guan Yu and makes his heart move.

Guan Yu stroked his beard and said: "After listening to Junshi Lin's introduction, Guan admires Wu Song very much. The military division must bring Wu Song here, and Guan will ask him for advice!"

In this sentence, the smell of old vinegar is so strong that both Lin Yu and Lin Xue couldn't help laughing.

After drinking and eating, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

Lin Yu was lying on the bed, just closing his eyes when he heard a strange voice.

what's the situation?

Lin Yu walked out of the bedroom, carefully identified, and found that the sound came from Diao Chan's room.

At first it was Diao Chan's cry, mixed with Guan Yu's heavy sigh.

Afterwards, Diao Chan's cry was replaced by a babbling sound, resembling an opera...

Lin Yu understood, Guan Gong and Diao Chan reunited after a long absence, talked all night long, fell in love deeply, and galloped on horses.

Suddenly, Li Shizhen's head poked out from the opposite bedroom.

He smiled and twisted his beard, nodded thoughtfully, and made an "OK" gesture to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu almost laughed out loud. This old man is not at all old-fashioned and pedantic. He keeps up with the trend of the times and learns popular gestures.

At this moment, Diao Chan and Guan Yu's movements became even louder, and they seemed to be cooperating very well.

Li Shizhen frowned involuntarily, with a very funny expression on her face.

Immediately afterwards, another door opened, and the sleepy Xi Shi walked out.

When she heard the sound from the opposite side, she immediately blushed and hurried back to the bedroom.

Diao Chan and Guan Yu continued to perform the eternal masterpiece, and 10 minutes passed without knowing it.

Lin Yu and Li Shizhen raised their thumbs up at the same time, making the best evaluation of Guan Yu's bravery and skill in fighting.

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At eight o'clock the next morning, everyone gathered in the living room for breakfast.

Guan Yu walked out of the bedroom, looking radiant.

Xi Shi's face was reddish, and she quickly lowered her head to set the table and chopsticks.

Lin Yu and Li Shizhen looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

After everyone was seated, Diao Chan walked over lightly.

Her beautiful eyes flowed, her smile was like a flower, and her whole body was as shiny and moist as soap bubbles.

Lin Yu deliberately teased: "Look, I'm so happy to see you. I'm finally happy to see Guan Yu. I'm happier than getting married!"