I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Diao Chan asked curiously: "Who is Wei Xiaobao?"

Lin Yu took a bite of the roasted pig's large intestine, and said with a smile, "If we don't talk about this topic, it's going too far."

Li Shizhen said: "Guan Gong, extraordinary people can act, why are you on holiday for three days?"

Diao Chan explained: "The director and the station leaders decided to hold an actor selection contest and re-select Guan Yu! I'll come back to find sister Lin Xue to see if the real Guan Yu has come through time!"

Lin Yu was surprised: "Xiaoxue...you used the "Infinite Travel Card" to get Guan Yu here?

Lin Xue smiled and said, "Yes, Guan Yu is here!"

Lin Yu frowned slightly: "why didn't you discuss it with me?"

Lin Xue said: "Guan Yu's time travel will definitely help Diao Chan's acting career, so I just..."

Lin Yu's heart moved slightly, and he felt that his sister's words made sense. Moreover, he also wanted to know what kind of love story there was between Guan Yu and Diao Chan?

Diao Chan's eyes sparkled, she was ecstatic: "Where is Guan Yu? I want to see him!"

Lin Xue said: "Don't worry, Guan Yu is sulking!"

Lin Yu asked, "who is he angry with?"

Lin Xue said: "When Guan Yu was escaping from Maicheng, he didn't listen to the advice and insisted on taking a small road at night. In the end, he tripped over a horse rope. Fortunately, I crossed over in time, otherwise his old life would be in jeopardy."

Suddenly, a tall and mighty figure appeared at the door of the living room!

He has a face like a jujube, red phoenix eyes and silkworm eyebrows, a two-foot beard, a green robe and a golden armor, and holds a green dragon Yanyue knife.

"Second Master Guan is here! Please come in!"

Li Shizhen hurriedly said hello, for fear of neglecting the important person.

Diao Chan took a look and fainted on the sofa excitedly.

Li Shizhen said: "Xiaoxi, make tea quickly, the best Longjing tea!"

Guan Yu looked dignified, walked steadily, and walked into the living room, holding the sword tightly and not saying a word.

This Martial Saint Guandi is two meters tall!

Lin Yu looked up, feeling suspicious.

Guan Yu became taller and his beard became shorter.

Could it be that he was Guan Yu in his youth?

Li Shizhen asked flatteringly: "Second Master Guan, are you hungry? Here are roasted lamb, roasted lamb kidneys, roasted pig's trotters, and cold beer. Would you like to try it?"

Guan Yu closed his eyes slightly, stroked his long beard, and nodded.

"Don't move!" Xue Lin yelled.

She quickly walked up to Guan Yu and grabbed his beard!

Hey!The two-foot-long beard was pulled off by Lin Xue!

"Ouch! It hurts me to death..." Guan Yu screamed while clutching his chin, and the Qinglong Yanyue Knife fell to the ground.

Lin Yu jumped up and kicked off Guan Yu's hat, revealing his short hair!

"Gu Xiaofei! You kid is looking for death! Play this trick again!"

Lin Yu hit "Guan Yu" with his fist, and he fell on his back, revealing two thick wooden sticks under his shirt.

That's right, Gu Xiaofei pretends to be Second Master Guan again!

The makeup this time was very professional, and she even stepped on stilts to make up for the flaws in her figure.

Just as Lin Yu was about to continue beating Gu Xiaofei violently, he heard a majestic and powerful voice from behind.

"Who are you? How dare you impersonate Guan!"

Lin Yu turned his head and saw a man standing on the steps of the stairs, standing with his hands behind his back, not angry but mighty.

He didn't wear a hat, with a bun on his head, gray temples, and a beard more than a foot long.

The dirty cyan robe had several big holes.

Diao Chan woke up, looked at "Guan Yu" who was sitting on the ground without a beard, and then looked at the bearded old man.

"General Guan!" Diao Chan shouted excitedly, "Do you still know me?"

The old man walked down the stairs and stared at Diao Chan: "You... are you Diao Chan?"

Diao Chan smiled, saluted and said, "It's the servant girl!"

Lin Yu opened his eyes wide and continued to observe carefully.

The old man's skin was slightly dark, and his red phoenix eyes were thin and long. When looking at people, the black eyeballs turned upwards, making him look extremely proud.

Moreover, there were two Band-Aids on his forehead, and several scratches on the bridge of his nose.

Lin Yu spit out: "You are the real Guan Yu!"

Guan Yu turned his head to face Lin Yu, and couldn't help being shocked: "Lin... Lin Yu..."

Lin Yu straightened his chest: "When you see this military division, don't you still bow down?"

Guan Yu hurriedly clasped his fists and knelt down on one knee: "Guan pays his respects to Junshi Lin!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Battle of Chibi, Huarong said goodbye. More than ten years have passed, and you look much older!"

Guan Yu said: "Junshi Lin's appearance has not changed at all! We parted that day and never saw each other again! Unexpectedly, we meet again here!"

At this moment, Diao Chan, Xi Shi, and Li Shizhen were all dumbfounded.

Guan Yu asked: "Mr. Lin, what is the relationship between you and Miss Lin Xue?"

Lin Yu said: "I am Lin Xue's real brother!"

Guan Yu came to his senses: "No wonder, both your brother and sister have magical powers!"

Diao Chan asked in surprise, "Brother Yu, do you know General Guan?"

Lin Yu said: "To tell you the truth, I have traveled to the Three Kingdoms, experienced many things, and dealt with Guan Yu."

Guan Yu couldn't help but blushed when he thought of his "riding around Longzhong with bare buttocks on horseback", "losing to Zhao Yinger in a martial arts competition", "diving into a ditch after eating chili peppers", and "stepping on charcoal fire with bare feet".

Lin Yu deliberately asked, "Guan Yu, did the burn on the sole of your foot leave a scar?"

Guan Yu's face turned redder, and his eyes dodged to avoid Lin Yu's sight: "Thank you for your concern, Master Lin. Guan's foot injury has already healed, leaving no obvious scars...Zhao Yinger, where are you?"

Lin Yu said: "Zhao Yinger and Di Lina live in another place! Why, you still want to compete with Zhao Yinger? Let her shave your beard with a butcher's knife?"

Guan Yu's expression was awkward, and he forced a smile and said: "Junshi Lin is too funny, Zhao Yinger's martial arts is world-class, and Guan is willing to bow down."

Lin Yu stopped teasing Guan Yu: "Let's talk tomorrow, you can catch up with Diao Chan first!"

Guan Yu heaved a sigh of relief.

Diao Chan stepped forward and looked at Guan Yu affectionately.

"Ah..." Guan Yu said with emotion, "Guan thought that you were killed by Cao Cao long ago, and it is unpredictable to meet you today!"

Diao Chan said: "Back then, Cao Cao bestowed me on the general, but the general was unmoved. I lost all thoughts and prepared to commit suicide. Thanks to sister Lin Xue who rescued me and brought me here."

Guan Yu said: "It's not that Guan is unsympathetic, Cao Cao has ulterior motives, trying to use you to drive a wedge between my three brothers! Therefore, Guan has no choice but to reluctantly refuse..."

After Diao Chan listened, tears welled up in her eyes.

Guan Yu stroked his beard: "For 18 years, Guan has never seen you! Strange, why are you still so beautiful without changing your face?"

Chapter 499 Guan Yu also likes beautiful women

Guan Yu laughed out loud, and Danfeng's eyes narrowed, changing the embarrassment he had just had.

He sniffed his nose, smelled the aroma of roasted lamb, and his stomach growled.

Obviously, Guan Yu was hungry.

Lin Yu explained: "Diao Chan came across from Cao Ying. She hasn't experienced 18 years, so she is young!"

Diao Chan said: "General Guan is getting old, time is not forgiving. Back then you were black-haired and red-faced, heroic and imposing. Now your hair is gray and your beard has become shorter..."

Guan Yu stroked his beard, sighed, and sighed endlessly.

Lin Xue smiled and said, "We meet again after a long absence, you two will catch up on the past tonight and have a long talk all night long."

Guan Yu hastily lifted off his dirty and torn robe, knelt down on one knee, and clasped his fists in both hands.

"Thank you, Ms. Lin, for using her magical power to save her! Otherwise, Guan will die at the hands of Ma Chao, and his life will be in danger!"

Lin Xue said deliberately: "You're welcome, you stay here for a few more days, let Diao Chan accompany you, and then go back."

Guan Yu sighed again, and shook his head: "If you lose Jingzhou and Maicheng, if Guan goes back, won't you be ridiculed by the world? What face does Guan have to face elder brother, third younger brother, and Mr. Kong Ming?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "If you don't go back, what are you doing here? Do you want to be a special actor, pretending to be Guan Yu?"

Guan Yu was startled: "Guan... Guan is Guan Yu, why are you still pretending to be yourself..."

Gu Xiaofei squatted beside the sofa, mistakingly thinking that Lin Yu, Guan Yu, Diao Chan, and Lin Xue were acting, rehearsing the plot of a certain TV series.

The kid stood up abruptly and pointed at Guan Yu's nose: "You are the number one male who plays Guan Gong, right? Damn, no wonder the director doesn't like you. Look at your ugly appearance, how can you look like Guan Yu? Beggar! You are so old, how dare you come to rehearse with Xiaochan?"

Guan Yu's thick eyebrows were slightly frowned, and he couldn't understand what Gu Xiaofei said.

Gu Xiaofei said to Diaochan again: "Xiaochan, ignore him! What do you think of my appearance? I got the news of the 'Guan Gong Selection Competition' and started preparing immediately. Professional make-up artist, help me make a professional look!"

Lin Yu laughed suddenly and picked up the beard on the ground.

"So you want to play Guan Gong? Hahaha, it's actually not bad. The first Guan Erye who acts on stilts appears in the domestic film and television industry!"

Gu Xiaofei rolled his eyes: "What's wrong, can't you? I step on the stilts more firmly, and I'm definitely ten times stronger than the martial arts star Donnie Yen's Guan Yu!"

Lin Yu felt that Gu Xiaofei wasn't bragging, and that Guan Yu played by Donnie Yen was really bad.

Diao Chan stared at Gu Xiaofei: "I didn't see clearly before, I thought you were the real Guan Gong! Now I see clearly, you are too far behind, go back and practice more!"

After hearing this, Gu Xiaofei was greatly disappointed, hurriedly tore off the fake beard, and removed the transparent tape hanging from the corners of his eyes.

He yelled loudly: "Is my look not good today? I spent more than 5000 yuan for the whole body outfit!"

Undoubtedly, Gu Xiaofei prepared carefully and worked hard to lose weight, and his face also lost a little weight.

Diao Chan comforted with a smile: "Don't be discouraged, wait until I tell the director, if there is a shot of a stand-in, I can let you try it!"

Gu Xiaofei smiled happily and saw hope again.

He glared at Guan Yu resentfully, waved goodbye to Diao Chan, and walked out of the living room on stilts.

Coo coo coo... Guan Yu's stomach continued to growl, and he lowered his head to stare at the roasted mutton and roasted pig's trotters on the dining table.

Lin Yu ordered: "Xiaochan, you take Guan Yu back to your room first, take a shower and change clothes, and then come over to eat barbecue."

Guan Yu was overjoyed, glanced at Xi Shi, cupped his fists and said, "Thank you Junjun Lin, thank you Miss Lin, Guan is bothering you..."

Lin Xue said: "You are welcome, treat this place as your own home."

Diao Chan led Guan Yu up to the second floor.

Lin Yu said to Lin Xue: "Sister, do you see that Guan Yu's eyes are a bit evil, revealing his pursuit and yearning for beautiful women..."

Lin Xue giggled: "Don't talk nonsense, he is a martial sage who is so righteous, how could he be evil?"

Lin Yu said: "I know Guan Yu very well. He likes to act aggressively, especially in front of beauties! Just now, he was talking to Diao Chan while looking at Xi Shi!"

Lin Xue said: "Since ancient times, heroes have loved beauties. It is not surprising that Guan Yu has made no secret of his admiration for beauties! When you see beautiful beauties, don't you look at them more often? Don't you also yearn for them?"

Lin Yu laughed: "Hahaha, my sister is right, Guan Yu is also a human being, and he also has emotions and desires!"

Afterwards, Lin Yu took out one hundred skewers of mutton, ten pig intestines, ten chicken legs, and ten chicken wings from the refrigerator, and baked them on the barbecue...

Li Shishi was sleeping drowsily, when she suddenly smelled the smell of meat, she woke up suddenly, she left the bedroom and walked to the living room.

"Grilling so many mutton skewers!" Li Shishi asked curiously, "Would you like to eat when Wu Song and Pan Jinlian come home?"

Lin Xue said: "Guan Gong came through time travel. He just took a shower and changed clothes in Diao Chan's room."

Li Shishi was shocked: "Second Master Guan! The martial sage admired by the world! I want to see his demeanor!"

After Guan Yu finished his bath, he followed Diao Chan back to the living room in a white bathrobe.

He walked squarely, arrived at the dining table, and politely saluted.

Lin Yu put two bottles of white wine on the table: "Guan Yu, in the modern society, don't be cautious anymore, politeness and other politeness will be avoided!"

Guan Yu gave way to Li Shizhen again, and then sat down at the head with carelessness.