I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Diao Chan covered her mouth and smiled, her face brimming with happiness and satisfaction, and served Guan Yu rice porridge.

Li Shizhen coughed twice, and said in a deep tone, "Tiger Penis Dabu Pills are really extraordinary!"

Guan Yu froze for a moment, stopped chewing the fried dough sticks, and then understood, laughed and spewed out food.

He quickly picked up the napkin and wiped his mouth, and said boldly: "Recently, I have been busy with the war, and I haven't taken the 'Tiger Bian Dabu Pill' for a long time. Guan's poor performance last night made everyone laugh. You will go hunting with Guang one day. , slaughter a few tigers, and use the tiger whips as medicine!"

Lin Yu was in a mess in the wind and dropped his chopsticks.

He told Guan Yu: "Now wild tigers are protected by the government and hunting is strictly prohibited!"

Guan Yu was immediately disappointed and drank three bowls of rice porridge, feeling a little depressed.

After the meal, Lin Yu and Diao Chan were going to take Guan Yu out to participate in the actor selection contest of "Jinling Satellite TV".

Lin Yu first called Lin Yong and Meng Ru to arrange the work of "Dream BBQ Restaurant".

After careful dressing, Guan Yu was wearing a pure cotton loose top and trousers, comfortable cloth shoes, a wooden hairpin in a bun on the top of his head, and a long black beard more than a foot long.

The shape at this moment is quite the artistic style of a master of traditional Chinese painting.

After all, Guan Yu has experienced many battles, he is different from ordinary people, and his temperament must be refined.

Guan Yu yelled at Lin Xue: "When Wu Song comes back, Guan will compete with him!"

At the same time, Guan Yu gave Pan Jinlian a meaningful look.

Lin Yu led Guan Yu and Diao Chan out of the villa and boarded the Volkswagen Touareg SUV.

Guan Yu leaned back on the seat, looked around curiously, and then stared at the cool instrument panel.

"Mr. Lin, the carriage is so weird, why are there no horses?"

Lin Yu started the engine: "this is not a carriage, but a car."

Guan Yu was puzzled: "Car? What do you mean?"

Lin Yu explained: "The interior of the car is burned to generate power, which drives the wheels and drives forward."

Guan Yu put on a gesture of understanding, stroked his beard and said, "Guan understands that if a fire is ignited in the car, the water will be boiled, and steam will come out, driving the four wheels, and you can gallop without driving a horse-drawn cart! So, call it a car!"

Lin Yu laughed out loud. Guan Yu is really not a reckless man. He has a high IQ and easily explained the meaning of "steam car".

Drive out of the "Yingtianfu" villa complex and arrive at the wide road.

Guan Yu poked his head out of the car window, looking at the tall buildings, his heart was shocked...

Chapter 502 Being ridiculed by everyone

Lin Yu drove skillfully and arrived at the Radio and Television Building.

Guan Yu has long been dazzled and his heart is surging.

He got out of the car excitedly, his hands and beard trembling slightly: "I never thought that after 800 years, the world would be so wonderful, it's unimaginable!"

Coincidentally, two tall and coolly dressed fashion girls walked by.

Seeing the slim back, Guan Yu's eyes almost went straight.

Lin Yu patted Guan Yu on the shoulder: "Old Guan, let's get busy first, and then take you to the food street to see my dream barbecue restaurant!"

Guan Yu withdrew his gaze of "appreciating the beauty" and nodded again and again: "All follow the orders of Junshi Lin!"

Lin Yu said: "Call me Lin Yu from now on, don't call me a military division."

Guan Yu said, "It's really disrespectful to call a military advisor by his name."

Lin Yu said: "I call you Lao Guan, you call me Xiao Lin, it's more kind, there's nothing disrespectful."

Guan Yu agreed: "Obey! Xiao Lin!"

"Guan Gong and Diao Chan" is a costume drama produced by "Jinling Satellite TV" with a huge investment.

The leadership of the TV station attaches great importance to this.

At present, due to the poor condition of the male lead, the filming crew has temporarily stopped filming.

It is difficult to agree on who is competent for the well-known and classic role of "Guan Gong".

Therefore, the leader made a final decision to hold an "actor selection contest" internally.

The actors participating in the final selection all have acquaintances and special channels.

They stuffed enough red envelopes for the leader, and of course, they also contributed a lot of money to the director.

Although Lin Yu knew the inside story and unspoken rules of the entertainment industry, he didn't take advantage of his interpersonal relationship.

After all, Diao Chan appeared on stage with the real Guan Yu, can Li Kui still lose to Li Gui?

"Guan Gong Actor Selection Competition" was arranged in the rehearsal room on the third floor, with three tables and chairs for the judges in front, and the auditorium behind.

Director Hu is sitting on the left, and on the right is an old man with a refined temperament.

The middle seat was empty, and I don't know who was in charge of holding the line.

All the candidate actors gathered in the opposite lounge, and their relatives and friends also came to cheer.

At this moment, everyone was whispering, or talking and laughing happily.

Diao Chan led Guan Yu and Lin Yu into the lounge.

Wow!Everyone hastily gathered around, greeted Diao Chan graciously, and wanted to get close to the number one female.

Diao Chan is worthy of being the chief "female spy" in the Three Kingdoms era, the more she encounters the scene where the stars are holding the moon, the more graceful she looks.

She nodded and smiled constantly, exuding a charming charm.

Lin Yu was wearing sunglasses, and no one recognized him as the owner of the "Internet Celebrity BBQ Restaurant".

Diao Chan found a seat for Guan Yu, and gently instructed: "Lao Guan, it's your turn to appear later, don't be nervous, you can talk more ancient words, you must relax."

Guan Yu nodded and sat in a daze.

Because there were so many young beauties on the scene, and there were five "fake Guan Yu" who looked exactly like him.

Although Guan Yu has galloped on the battlefield and experienced hundreds of battles, he has never encountered such a scene!

Diao Chan reminded Lin Yu again: "Brother Yu, I'm going to see Director Hu, and Lao Guan is temporarily handed over to you."

Lin Yu said: "You can go to work at ease, I will guard Laoguan."

Just as Diao Chan was about to leave, a tall Guan Gong candidate blocked her.

It's the number one male, Yu Guangyong!

He said with a flattering smile: "Xiao Chan, please speak to Director Hu a little more, and give me another chance!"

Diao Chan smiled: "Okay, Brother Yu, work hard, this time you are the most hopeful!"

When Diao Chan walked out of the lounge, everyone suddenly put away their smiles and cast hostile gazes at Guan Yu.

In an instant, Lin Yu felt a pressure.

Yu Guangyong's face was covered with red paint, and his pair of red phoenix eyes were slightly squinted, making him look extremely obscene.

In all fairness, his temperament is somewhat similar to Guan Yu's.

Yu Guangyong suppressed the jealousy in his heart, and said to Guan Yu with a fake smile: "Brother, your beard is pretty good, and your hairstyle is also very handsome. You must have paid for it."

Guan Yu concentrated on admiring the beautiful girl in a short skirt across the way, attracted by her graceful figure, and ignored Yu Guangyong.

"Hey, you're quite arrogant!" Yu Guangyong stretched out his paw, "Your beard seems real, let me touch it!"

Before Lin Yu could stop him, Guan Yu reacted and grabbed Yu Guangyong's wrist!

"Presumptuous! How dare you touch Guan!"

"Yeah...it hurts...it hurts..." Yu Guangyong grinned.

He struggled to break free, looked down, and saw a few red marks on his wrist.

Guan Yu is nearly 60 years old, but his strength is still very strong!

The others gloated and watched the fun, wishing Yu Guangyong would fight Guan Yu.

Yu Guangyong yelled at the top of his voice, "Damn it! You fucking hit people!"

Guan Yu was extremely contemptuous of the fake in front of him. He rolled his eyes coldly and arrogantly: "So what if I hit you? Don't bring Guan's mother into this!"

Everyone laughed loudly, thinking that Guan Yu was deliberately playing each other.

Yu Guang's face turned purple with courage, his thick eyebrows stood on end, and he shouted angrily: "Okay! Come on! Let's fight each other!"

Lin Yu put his hands behind his back and didn't stop him for now.

Guan Yu sat firmly on the chair, stroked his beard, squinted and said, "One-on-one? Hehe, an unknown junior, is it worthy of Guan Mou?"

As expected of a martial artist, he pretended to be invisible.

Yu Guang was so courageous that his eyes flashed with anger, he raised his fist: "Look, a fist the size of a casserole! Let me ask you, are you afraid?"

Lin Yu said: "People who practice martial arts are fists the size of sandbags, but you are fists the size of casserole. Excuse me, are you a typical foodie?"

Hahaha... There was joyful laughter at the scene.

Yu Guangyong was so ashamed that he glared at Lin Yu, wishing he could knock him down with a punch.

Lin Yu's thick eyebrows raised slightly: "We are film and television workers. To participate in the actor announcement contest, friendship comes first and competition comes second. Why bother to make trouble!"

"Bah!" Yu Guangyong said contemptuously, "With his ugly appearance, he still calls himself Guan? He wears linen clothes and cloth shoes, and is also a film and television artist? I think he looks like an old man! I don't want to make friends with Taoists! "

The crowd continued to cheer.

A Guan Gong candidate standing opposite took the opportunity to taunt: "Look at him, he has no professionalism at all. Look at me, this outfit is so cool. It cost thousands of dollars!"

Another candidate actor, not to be outdone, was full of dialect: "Look at my beard, my hairstyle, I specially asked a senior makeup artist to do it! Look at him again, his beard is not even two feet long, what a mother! !"

"Not only is the beard short, but the face is as dark as Bao Gong, and playing Guan Gong without makeup is worth laughing at!"

"This guy must be here to make soy sauce, right? Otherwise, he may have a special relationship with the female number one!"

"Don't be careless, he may also be a distant relative of the leader's family..."

Everyone pointed and pointed at Guan Yu, scrambling to ridicule and ridicule,

Guan Yu basically understood, and his thick eyebrows were drawn together.

He was upset, clenched his iron fist, his face flushed...

Chapter 503 Actor Selection Competition

Lin Yu kept calm, thinking, a little intolerance will lead to chaos and big plans.

He leaned into Guan Yu's ear and said, "Old Guan, these people don't know that you are the real Guan Gong, so don't be as knowledgeable as them!"

Guan Yu hummed: "Guan understands, why bother with ordinary people?"

Immediately, Guan Yu suppressed his anger, closed his eyes slightly, and ignored the noise in his ears, like an indifferent old Taoist priest.

As the saying goes, a slap does not make a sound.

Seeing that Guan Yu remained silent, the others also felt bored and shut up resentfully.

Yu Guangyong thought Guan Yu was timid, so he scolded viciously: "Fuck! This guy is pretending to be cowardly! Idiot!"

Guan Yu asked, "Xiao Lin, what do you mean by silly ratio?"

Lin Yu explained: "Vulgar swear words! It roughly means that a person is as cowardly as a woman and as stupid as a fool!"

Guan Yu glared at Guangyong angrily after hearing this: "You are the idiot! Your whole family is all idiots! Guan doesn't bother to scold you, so as not to dirty Guan's mouth!"

Suddenly, the door of the lounge was pushed open, and another candidate dressed as Guan Gong appeared.

He was more than two meters tall and had to bow his head to enter the lounge.

"Brother Yu, I'm coming!" A thunderous shout.

The candidate actor is Gu Xiaofei!

"Damn it! Your kid was actually selected, did you give the director a big red envelope?"

Lin Yu raised his voice to ridicule. In fact, he deliberately accused Sang and scolded Huai, insinuating that he secretly bribed the TV station leader and Director Hu's actors.

"Hehehe..." Gu Xiaofei said triumphantly, "My grandfather is highly respected and knows the leaders in the station. Although we don't have much money, we have such a reliable relationship!"

Gu Xiaofei's appearance was extremely powerful, and instantly overwhelmed the aura of the other Guan Gong candidates. They all shut up and didn't say anything.

Lin Yu asked curiously: "what are you playing with, boy? Why are you so tall?"