Siheyuan: I was secretly replaced by Yi Zhonghai on the promotion list

Although he is Jia Dongxu's master, he is not his father!

It's just a temporary plan to live together now, and we will definitely separate in the future.

That's why Yi Zhonghai said what he just said.

Looking at the stick, Jia Dongxu ate two big pancakes and drank a big bowl of rice porridge.

At this time, the stick was so stretched that it was uncomfortable...

Jia Dongxu approached Banggen again and asked in a low voice, "Banggen, are you full?"

"Do you want to take a shit?"

After asking, Jia Dongxu looked at the urine bag hanging on Banggen again, it was deflated...

Not to mention a big bowl, even the bottom of the bowl may not be full, how can this be done...

"Dad...my stomach is so bloated that I don't want to take a shit..."

"How can I do that? Why don't you hurry up because your stomach is bloated?"

With that said, Jia Dongxu picked up the stick and walked out of the courtyard, regardless of whether the stick wanted it or not.

Jia Dongxu found a very secluded place next to the toilet outside the compound, and prepared a spittoon a long time ago.

Yes, Jia Dongxu can see it. According to this rhythm, I am afraid that half a catty of boy's feces will not be enough for a while.

So just save it first...

In order not to let others find out, I can only find a hidden place to save it little by little...

Jia Dongxu believes that if you eat a lot of sticks today, maybe you will stretch more tomorrow.

Wait until the amount is enough, then pretend to be golden juice, and drink it without anyone noticing, isn't it done...

When he came to the corner, Jia Dongxu insisted on forcing the stick to shit.

At this time, the stick had eaten so many crayfish shells, coupled with dehydration, fever and dry intestines, how could it be possible to pull it out?

Under the encouragement of Jia Dongxu, the stick almost prolapsed, and finally squeezed out a little...

Jia Dongxu covered his nose, put the spittoon back to its original place, and then returned to the room with the stick.

Jia Dongxu wondered if he couldn't digest if he was full, and he didn't come down so soon.

Will be able to save enough tomorrow!

Before going to sleep, Jia Dongxu brought another large bowl of water, and forced Stick to drink it down.

This is the first time in stick stem's life that he feels the incomparably great father's love like a mountain...

However, Bang Gon feels that the mountain is about to overwhelm him.

Chen Yu saw the matter of Jia Dongxu and Banggen clearly through Xiao Hui.

"Jia Dongxu, do you still need to work so hard to eat shit?"

"Won't it be enough if I help you?"

Chen Yu showed a smirk, it happened that the spittoon at home was exactly the same as Jia Dongxu's!

If it weren't for that, wouldn't it be a coincidence...

It just so happened that Chen Yu also wanted to have a bowel movement at this time. After a big meal, the thick and thin ones were freshly baked together.

Chen Yu came to the corner and directly replaced the spittoon that Jia Dongxu had prepared in advance...

Chapter 104 Jia Dongxu Feeds the Deaf Old Lady

the next day.

Jia Dongxu didn't go to work either, so he slept until noon.

Jia Dongxu was originally lazy, and now he is resting at home due to injury, but he was given a legitimate reason to rest.

After waking up, I didn't care about anything, I just went to find those cronies and continued to drink.

Anyway, Jia Dongxu is just waiting for the sticky shit right now.

In his view, if the disease cannot be cured, there is no need to go to work.

Anyway, I have something to eat when I'm not working...

Until the evening, Jia Dongxu returned to the courtyard again drunk.

Seeing Jia Dongxu's ignorant and ignorant appearance all day long, the uncle didn't let his anger out.

"Dongxu, how much of the core fitter technology that was given to you have you mastered?"

"Can't you take advantage of the rest and practice hard?!"

"With those dubious people all day long, how can you improve your fitter level in the future?!"

Yi Zhonghai really saw it at this time, this Jia Dongxu is a waste who eats soft food!

As long as someone in the family was starving and stuttering, he would never think of going to work.

Cursing inwardly that he was really blind, that he would choose such a waste as Jia Dongxu as his apprentice, and also as his future pensioner!

Although Sha Zhu was confused by Qin Huairu, but Sha Zhu is at least more ambitious than Jia Dongxu!

"Okay, sir, I see."

"I will practice more techniques when I have time."

Jia Dongxu took Yi Zhonghai's words as a deaf ear, and immediately put them behind him.

Now Jia Dongxu is only thinking about whether the stick has shit.

When I went back to the house, I saw that the stick was sleeping, and the urine bag was still deflated.

He wanted to wake up the stick and asked, but seeing that the stick was sleeping soundly, he simply didn't call.

Jia Dongxu then went outside the compound to have a look first, maybe the stick had already defecated.

After finding the spittoon, Jia Dongxu was overjoyed when he saw that it was full of feces and urine!

Bumped, I feel that this is definitely half a catty!

Just more and less!

The dark stick stick was indeed his good son, and he was obedient and obedient and took the initiative to pull him into the spittoon.

At this time, it is autumn, and the weather is still relatively hot.

It's just that the excrement and urine have been left for a day, and the smell seems to have a sour smell...

In fact, this is the reason for the fermentation of feces and urine, but Jia Dongxu didn't know it.

Jia Dongxu thought that at this time, the courtyard is full of cooking time, so there is no way to heat it up.

If this is brought into the compound, it must not be discovered by others?

For safety's sake, Jia Dongxu decided not to heat it up.

Just drink it cold!

Jia Dongxu's heart turned hard, and he directly stirred it in the spittoon with his hands.

In an instant, it turned into a dark brown and thick unknown substance...

The disgusting Jia Dongxu couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Holding the spittoon in his arms, Jia Dongxu looked around and found no one passing by.

Then he carefully licked the feces stuck to his fingers.

"Bah! Ugh..."

Jia Dongxu turned over the acid water and retched for a while.

"Fuck!"

"Is this kid on fire?"

"It's fine if it smells bad, why is it still smelling sour and rotten?"

"What a guy... It's so smoked that I can't even open my eyes, and I always want to cry..."

Although Jia Dongxu really didn't want to drink, but in order to cure the disease, there was really no other way.

Besides, this is also a folk remedy, the aunt said that it will definitely cure the disease...

Long pain is worse than short pain!

Without further ado, Jia Dongxu raised his spittoon, raised his head and gulped it down.

A sour smell came directly to the face, not only that, but also a salty taste...

Vomit... gurgling, vomit...

Jia Dongxu resisted the stench, closed his eyes and drank all the golden juice in one go!

belch……

Pooh!Pooh!

With this hiccup, the stench came up directly, and Jia Dongxu almost turned up what he had just swallowed.

Fortunately, it was blocked and swallowed in time, otherwise it would have been a waste.

This is hard to drink...

Then Jia Dongxu ran back home in a hurry, took out his toothbrush and started brushing his teeth.

Yi Zhonghai, who was just about to eat, was so overwhelmed by the sudden stench that he almost vomited out.

"Did Jia Dongxu eat shit?!"

"Why is it so stinky!"

The aunt gave Yi Zhonghai a blank look and said, "It's time to eat, don't say those disgusting things!"

"Dongxu, it's time to eat."

The first mother yelled at Jia Dongxu who was outside.

"I'm full outside, you guys eat..."

Jia Dongxu was messing around outside every day, but it's normal to eat outside.

After hearing so much from each other, the two didn't think much about it.

Silent all night.

The next day, after Jia Dongxu woke up, he was surprised to find that the pustules on his face did not hurt so much anymore.

There was even some itching.

Jia Dongxu laughed happily, this pustule really tormented him a lot!

Now it's finally all right.

"Auntie, this old Chinese doctor's recipe is really amazing!"

"My pustules really don't hurt anymore!"

Jia Dongxu said overjoyed.

"That's good. If that's the case, get some for the old lady."

"After all, the old lady has a pustule, and she suffers even when she eats..."

Seeing that the medicine has cured her illness, the first mother said happily in her heart.

"Okay, then I'll arrange it!"

"I have experience!"

"The effect after heating is estimated to be better. I guarantee that the old lady will be able to recover after a meal!"

Jia Dongxu directly took a large bowl of water and began to forcefully drink the water.

Especially when eating, always give sticks two servings.

Although the fever of stick stem has improved a bit, he still has indigestion, how can he resist Jia Dongxu's forceful eating.