Siheyuan: I was secretly replaced by Yi Zhonghai on the promotion list

Another day later, the pustules on Jia Dongxu's face were almost healed, even the bandages were removed.

The blind left eye was covered with an eyepatch, and he looked not much different from the bandits of the old days.

Jia Dongxu is in a good mood, why don't we find friends and friends to have a few drinks to celebrate?

When Jia Dongxu returned to the courtyard again, he saw at least half a catty of golden juice in the spittoon!

Taking advantage of no one, Jia Dongxu excitedly returned home with a spittoon, only to find that the first mother and the first uncle were not there.

Simply, Jia Dongxu turned on the coal fire in the barrel, poured all the excrement and urine into the pot, and started stirring with a spoon to heat it!

For a while, a disgusting sour smell filled the entire compound.

After heating it to warm, Jia Dongxu filled a large bowl for the deaf old lady and brought it into the room.

The deaf old lady had asked about the smell a long time ago, but she was always wondering what was going on.

But the moment Jia Dongxu came in, she understood.

"Old lady, the folk prescription is ready, drink it while it's hot."

"The folk prescription says that drinking it warm will have a better effect."

"I guarantee that after you drink it, you will be able to talk the next day!"

"Although I drank cold yesterday, don't you think I'm better today..."

The deaf old lady saw that Jia Dongxu brought a big bowl of dung to herself, she yelled loudly, and kept waving her hands.

This is disgusting to the deaf old lady, which means that she cannot speak.Otherwise, the deaf old lady would scold Jia Dongxu to death!

"Old lady, this is a folk remedy. It's not from the toilet. It's a good boy's shit and urine."

"Don't feel sick, the effect of this medicine is very miraculous!"

"After drinking it, I guarantee that you will be cured of your illness!"

When the stick on the side heard Jia Dongxu say this, he wondered when did he take a shit?

The deaf old lady was lying on the bed unable to move, she could only scream and resist weakly.

Jia Dongxu took advantage of the time when the old lady opened her mouth and yelled, and directly poured a big gulp of golden juice into the deaf old lady.

Vomit... poof...

Cough cough...cough...

The deaf old lady choked in disgust and sprayed Jia Dongxu all over the face!

With a random slap, he slapped the bowl in Jia Dongxu's hand onto the bed!

A large bowl of golden juice was spilled all over the bed, splashing everywhere.

Even the face of the stick was not spared.

At this time, outside the compound.

"Huairu, you must be prepared."

It turned out that the aunt was not at home and went to the detention center to pick up Qin Huairu. When the time came, the detention center naturally released Qin Huairu.

When Qin Huairu saw Da Ma, the first thing she did was ask about the situation of the stick.

After hearing what Big Mom said, I ran back to the courtyard in a panic...

Chapter 105 Chen Yu: My shit was eaten by your kid

At the same time that Qin Huairu stepped into the compound, Sha Zhu, Xu Damao and the third master also just came back from get off work and came to the gate of the courtyard.

"Hey... Sister Qin, you're back..."

Seeing Qin Huairu trotting anxiously, the baby's food bottle that was swung up followed suit.

Xu Damao's squinting eyes kept staring like this...

However, Qin Huairu was in a hurry at this moment, so he couldn't care less about talking to Xu Damao.

But Shazhu's heart skipped a beat, and his heart suddenly became cold.

Qin Huairu didn't even look at him.

This made Silly Zhu feel empty and lost, thinking that Sister Qin might be angry with him, right?

He also heard Xu Damao teasing Qin Huairu, and directly pointed at Xu Damao with a flirtatious kick.

Xu Damao was also clever, he just jumped and dodged away.

"Silly Zhu, you're never finished, are you?!"

The third master hastily stopped and said: "You two, you can't live in peace for a while!"

Sha Zhu's heart was full of Qin Huairu, his mind was in such a mess, he had no intention of messing around with Xu Damao at all, and he didn't speak immediately.

Several people stepped into the gate at the same time, Xu Damao frowned and cursed: "Bah!"

"Fuck!"

"Who the hell is cooking shit?"

"Why is it so stinky!"

Xu Damao covered his nose and cursed directly.

The third master on the side also covered his nose and said, "Da Mao, you've been talking nonsense every day!"

"Who can be stupid and boil shit?"

"Why cook that thing? Drink it?"

"Hey... I said Third Master, you smell the smell of shit, can people still live in our compound!"

"This whole place is a pigsty!"

"Third Master, please check carefully."

"What the hell is this?! Is this considered morally corrupt?"

"This is harming others and benefiting oneself! This is obviously defrauding the people, right?!"

Third Master and Silly Zhu were speechless at Xu Damao's words, and gave Xu Damao a blank look.

While talking, Qin Huairu and Da Ma also ran back to the middle courtyard, only to find that the smell of shit was getting stronger and stronger!

Although the smell is stinky, it is not as good as Qin Huairu's eagerness to see his son.

The moment Qin Huairu pushed open the door, the smell of feces almost made Qin Huairu fall to the ground!

I heard the deaf old lady yelling in the back room...

"Old lady, why are you like this!"

"Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. If you don't take it, you can't waste it!"

I heard Jia Dongxu's complaining voice coming from the back room.

Qin Huairu rushed into the room, and first saw the bed full of filth and stench.

Not only that, but even the face of the stick was covered with a large amount of feces.

"Mom...Mom...my stomach hurts...uh..."

The moment Bang Jian saw Qin Huairu, he burst into tears.

When Qin Huairu saw that Bang Geng was lying on the bed with a pale face, his tears dripped down.

He took the dirty pillow towel next to him and wiped his face.

"Bang, are you okay..."

Qin Huairu already knew from the aunt that the sticky little dick had undergone a resection operation.

After hearing the news, Qin Huairu's spirit was already on the verge of collapse.

The stick is her heart, without that thing, how can she pass on the family in the future?

Qin Huairu secretly felt resentment in his heart, and asked Shazhu to take over the stick, but he actually made the stick like this!

And my own incompetent husband, not to mention lazy, he can't even take care of his son!

Seeing the filth in the room again, Qin Huairu's anger burst out, crying and shouting: "Jia Dongxu! How did you take care of the stick!"

"The stick has become like this, what will you tell me to do in the future!"

Qin Huairu was so angry that her voice raised a lot unconsciously.

His tone was full of complaints!

At this moment, the uncle also came back from the outside, not only smelling the stench, but also hearing Qin Huairu's roar.

"Dongxu! What are you doing, boy?!"

The uncle looked at the filth of the deaf old lady's mouth, and kept gesticulating, and suddenly said angrily.

"Nothing!"

"Didn't the aunt ask me to prepare some yesterday to treat the old lady?!"

"You are not at home when I come back, so I boiled up some boy's shit and boy's urine and brought it to the old lady."

"Who knows that this old lady is very talkative and doesn't know what's good!"

"Look at what was done here, it's everywhere!"

The aunt became more and more confused as she listened and said, "Then you boiled the medicine according to the prescription, what are you doing for cooking so much shit?!"

Jia Dongxu said in a daze: "Yes, isn't this according to the prescription you gave?!"

"Boy urine, a big bowl! Boy shit, half a catty!"

"Heat it! Take it orally!"

Jia Dongxu was also furious in his heart, his kindness was treated like a donkey's liver and lungs, and his voice inevitably gradually increased.

After hearing this, the first mother said in a daze: "When did I let you eat these disgusting things!"

"Which doctor prescribes medicine that will make people eat shit?!"

At this time, Bang Geng also said: "Dad... I haven't gone to the toilet... My stomach hurts, but I can't pull it off..."

When Jia Dongxu heard BangGong's words, he instantly petrified.

Since the stick didn't pull or pee?

Whose shit did you eat?

"Wahhahaha...Jia Dongxu, you are so fucking disgusting!"

"He actually boiled shit to eat at home, and let the old lady eat it."

"Are you poor and have nothing to eat, can you only eat shit?!"

"Also, whose shit did you eat?"

"Hahaha... I laughed to death..."

Xu Damao, Sha Zhu and the third master have been eavesdropping at the door.

Knowing that Jia Dongxu was cooking shit, it really changed the three views completely, and immediately burst out laughing.

Just at that moment, outside the gate of Jia's house, people gathered in the courtyard.

The smell is strong, and one can tell by the smell that it's the work of Jia's family!

This is really the first time I have seen such a rare thing!

Jia Dongxu actually cooks shit at home and eats it, it's so disgusting!

When Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai heard Xu Damao's voice, they rushed out of the room angrily.

Only then did I see the people who had already surrounded the compound!

The crowd moved away in an instant, for fear of sticking to themselves, each of them was afraid of avoiding it!

At this time, Chen Yu, who had been watching the excitement outside, also smiled when he saw Jia Dongxu's bewildered expression.

At this time, you have to lick the fire at this juncture!