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It was only then that Jia Dongxu recounted the fact that the stick ate Chen Yu's crayfish shell, adding fuel and vinegar.

"This damn Chen Yu!"

"Why isn't this little bastard dead yet!"

"You let my grandson eat things that pigs wouldn't even eat!"

"God damn thing, why didn't God hack him to death!"

"Mom, you don't have money for medical treatment right now, and I don't have any money in my hand. Can you see if your pension money can be..."

Jia Dongxu knew that his mother was a miser, so he deliberately focused on the illness of the stick, just to let Jia Zhang take money.

However, Jia Dongxu really underestimated Jia Zhang's ability to keep money.

"Ask me for money? I'm an old woman and I don't work. Where can I get you money?!"

"You are the father of the child, you have no money, how can I have money?!"

"I don't have money to see a doctor for my grandson, why don't you let Qin Huairu borrow it?!"

"Isn't silly Zhu rich?"

"Isn't Yi Zhonghai also rich?!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang has seen something, her son is not here to visit him.

Isn't this just thinking about his coffin book?

Who is Jia Zhang?

Not to mention that her grandson is sick, even if she is sick, it is impossible for her to spend the pension money to see a doctor.

If you want to get a penny from Jia Zhang, there is no way!

When Jia Dongxu saw Jia Zhang's virtue, he knew it was for nothing.

Not even a penny.

He simply turned around and left without saying anything.

"You brat, you are not filial!"

"If you don't give you money, you won't even tell mom when you leave! You're not a filial son! Raising you for nothing!"

Jia Zhang cursed at Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu was upset, and it was noon after leaving the prison.

I purposely found two former friends of foxes and dogs, and went to a small restaurant to have a frustrating meal.

He ate and drank a lot during this meal, and drank until the evening.

Jia Dongxu had just returned to the middle courtyard drunk, and before he entered the house, he saw Chen Yu coming back pushing his bicycle.

The big mom who was cooking said, "Dongxu, where have you been all day?"

"I found a prescription from an old Chinese doctor, and you can take it according to the above."

With that said, the aunt handed Jia Dongxu a piece of folded paper.

Chen Yu, who was passing by at this time, sneered, knowing that after Jia Dongxu came back, he had to heal the pustules on his face first.

As soon as Chen Yu moved his mind, he directly used a transformation symbol and [folk prescription: treating suppuration] directly at Jia Dongxu.

Chapter 103 Chen Yu: It's not easy to want to eat shit?I'll help you

As soon as Chen Yu moved his mind, he directly used the talisman on Jia Dongxu.

As for Jia Dongxu, he opened the note, and after looking at it, his eyes widened.

Jia Dongxu only thought that he had drunk too much today, so he rubbed his eyes vigorously, looked carefully, and found that the content was still the same.

The corners of Jia Dongxu's mouth twitched and he said, "One... Big Mom..."

"Is this prescription really prescribed by the old Chinese doctor you mentioned?"

Jia Dongxu looked at the prescription with a look of disbelief.

The prescription actually said to find a large bowl of boy's urine and half a catty of boy's excrement, mix it into golden juice and take it.

Jia Dongxu didn't believe it, what kind of quack doctor could prescribe such a prescription?

That's why I want to reconfirm with Da Ma.

"Of course it is. This old Chinese doctor is a very famous old Chinese doctor from my natal family."

"Especially in the treatment of various intractable diseases!"

"It definitely has a miraculous curative effect, and the medicine can cure the disease!"

"I sent ten eggs to someone and waited in a long queue to get the prescription."

"Don't look at the medicine introduction above is a bit strange, but it is definitely effective!"

"You can rest assured."

What the aunt said was not wrong at all. He really got this prescription after queuing up for a long time.

However, the prescriptions prescribed by the old Chinese medicine practitioners were serious prescriptions, but they were not what Jia Dongxu saw now.

"Mom, have you read the prescription above?"

Jia Dongxu still asked suspiciously...

"That's what I asked. Can I still not read the prescription I asked for?"

While cooking, the aunt said swearingly.

"By the way, the old Chinese doctor specifically emphasized that it must be taken orally, and it is best to drink it while it is warm."

"In this way, the efficacy of the medicine can achieve the best effect."

The corners of Jia Dongxu's mouth twitched... It's alright if the prescription is so disgusting, but you still let yourself drink it while it's hot?

How does this thing heat up?

Do you want to put it in the pot and heat it up?

Jia Dongxu looked at the bottom of the prescription with a dull expression, and it was indeed written "Only for internal use".

At this time, Jia Dongxu firmly believed in Da Ma's words, and at the same time, he seemed to have made up his mind...

Not to mention how the golden juice was heated, the most important thing now is where to find the golden juice.

The prescription clearly stated that it must be boy's urine and boy's excrement.

As for dosage, urine is a large bowl.

As for shit, according to the recipe above, it must be half a catty.

In other words, the main effect of curing diseases depends entirely on boy shit!

It must be half a catty, absolutely not less!

After a while, Jia Dongxu completely understood the meaning of the prescription.

Isn't it easy for a boy to pee?

Isn't the stick stem ready-made?

Just collect the shit and urine.

Of course, there are many boys in the compound, but let Jia Dongxu eat other people's excrement and urine.

It would be better to eat your own son.

Although the taste is almost the same, it is my son's after all, isn't it...

"Big Mom, how's the stick?" Jia Dongxu asked.

"Still yelling about a stomach ache, but it's better than it was in the morning."

"It's just that the stick can't drink water or eat for a day."

"I always say my stomach hurts and I feel like I'm bloated."

When Jia Dongxu heard this, he became anxious.

If you can't eat or drink sticks, where do you get shit and urine? !

It's hard to find a prescription, and at the critical moment, how can there be no feces and urine!

"No, you have to let the stick eat and drink more!"

"Otherwise what would you eat?"

"Will I get better from this illness? I won't be able to go to work, and I won't be able to deal with that bastard Chen Yu!"

Jia Dongxu figured out the cause and effect relationship in just a moment.

Without further ado, I went back to the house to watch the stick.

"Dad...my stomach hurts..."

Sticky had a fever, wrapped in a big quilt, and shivered all over.

"Hey, son, if you drink this bowl of water, your stomach will stop hurting."

Jia Dongxu was holding a large bowl filled with water.

Stick only felt that his stomach was swollen, and he wanted to vomit but couldn't.

I can't even eat a mouthful of rice, let alone drink such a big bowl of water.

"Dad, my stomach is sore and sore, I can't drink it..."

"You kid just doesn't listen to what you say, when will you get better if you don't listen?!"

Jia Dongxu said with a serious face.

Seeing Jia Dongxu's displeasure, Bang Geng stood up and drank a large bowl full of water...

Stick felt like his stomach was about to explode.

"Dongxu, it's time to eat."

At this time, the aunt came to the back room with a bowl of rice porridge to deliver food to the deaf old lady.

Jia Dongxu got up and went directly to the outhouse to get two Erhe noodles pancakes for Banggen.

"Come on stick, eat these two pancakes, and drink a big bowl of rice porridge later."

Seeing that the stick didn't move, Jia Dongxu frowned again and said, "You're disobedient again!"

"If you don't eat enough, how can your illness be cured?!"

Looking at these two big pancakes, Bang Jian felt as if he wanted to die.

Don't let him eat pancakes at this time

Even if he was given a roast duck, he was so disgusted that he couldn't eat it!

The stick had no choice but to gnaw on the pancakes.

Sure enough, after a while, Jia Dongxu brought a big bowl of rice porridge to Banggen...

"Dongxu really cares about Bangjiu."

The big mother who was eating in the outhouse chewed a radish lump and said.

"The stick is his son, can he not care?"

"Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang are not here, who cares if he doesn't care?"

"It's long past time to take such good care of the stick."

Yi Zhonghai looked at the inner room and said, his tone was more or less complaining.

Although Yi Zhonghai lives in Jia Dongxu's house now, Yi Zhonghai paid for all their food and drink.

Besides, in Yi Zhonghai's heart, the house was mortgaged to him, and it was his own.

This Jia Dongxu ate and drank his own food, and even the sticks were taken care of by the couple.

This is too much to justify!