Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Chapter 79 asks if you are big enough

Talk in two parts.

The Jade Emperor has hidden merit and fame.

And in the Water Curtain Cave.

Sun Hao was sleeping soundly on the stone bed, when suddenly, with a "bang", a gourd hit Sun Hao's forehead directly.

"Sneak attack?"

"Young people don't talk about martial arts?"

Sun Hao sat up from the stone bed, looking at the gourd in his hand, his whole face was full of depression!

Sun Hao scolded angrily:

"Who! I have nothing to do, what are you doing to hit me on the head with a gourd?"

"It's every day!"

"Don't let me know who hit me, or I...I...Brother!"

Originally, Sun Hao was going to say, or I'll kill you, but when he saw that there were more than 2000 golden pills in the gourd, he braked instantly.

Here comes the big brother.

Sun Hao was both surprised and happy at this time, he was no longer sleepy, and he was a little dazed when he put the entire gourd's golden core into the system space.

This is "Really Big Brother" coming.

Can…

I don't know a few people, and two thousand golden pills is not a small amount. I'm afraid he can't get it out of ordinary immortals, right?

Who would be so kind to him, and secretly gave him more than 2000 golden pills, which is much more generous than that old guy Ao Guang!

Sun Hao: Brother, do you have a daughter?I want to give you a pension??.

Sun Hao couldn't think of it and couldn't understand it, so he simply didn't think about it anymore. He just stuffed the golden core into his mouth and started to practice.

Since the elder brother is optimistic about me, I can only practice hard to repay the elder brother, so let's treat the golden pill as God sent it for the time being!

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

Noon the next day.

Several monkeys ran in and shouted:

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, Hexi Your Majesty."

"The king has great supernatural powers, he went up to the sky and entered the earth, everyone knows everyone..."

Sun Hao opened his eyes and replied calmly:

"speak English."

The monkeys looked embarrassed and said directly:

"An old man with a star on his head came outside, saying that he was sent by heaven, with an imperial decree, asking you to go to heaven as an errand."

"My lord, you are going to be a god."

"But it's true!"

Sun Hao was stunned when he heard these words.

Headband stars?

Be a god in heaven?

Isn't that Tai Platinum Star coming?

Sun Hao got up and asked:

"What about people?"

"Xing Xing... Hehe, where is the person who asked me to be an old man?"

Several monkeys replied:

"It's just outside."

"You saw him as soon as you went out."

Sun Hao nodded and flew out directly.

By the pool outside the Water Curtain Cave.

Sun Hao saw an old man with a white beard. Judging from his appearance, this old man made Sun Hao feel very comfortable and kind.

There is also a star in the center of his eyebrow, it is not the black star, but this golden gold star??.

Ok…

Sun Hao wanted to complain a little.

Are you afraid that others will not know that you are Taibaijinxing, so you posted a star?

When Taibai Jinxing saw Sun Haofei approaching, he also greeted him with a smile on his face, just when he was about to speak.

Sun Hao interrupted and said:

"Don't tell me, let me guess who you are."

"The fairy has white hair like a bone fairy, and a shining golden star in his eyebrows. I think you must be... Yuelao?"

Taibai Jinxing just nodded and said:

"Haha, you're so smart to guess right... what?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +222."

Taibai Jinxing said with a depressed face:

"What Yuelao, please look clearly, I am a star, if Yuelao has one, he should be a moon, I am too..."

"Old Master!"

Sun Hao said solemnly:

"Haha, I knew you were Taishang Laojun, I was just joking with you just now."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +666."

The embarrassing group of Taibai Jinxing said, a little speechless:

"Stop guessing, listen carefully, I'm Taibai..."

"Taibai Xingxing!"

Sun Hao said in a serious nonsense:

"It's definitely right now, there is a big star on Taibai Xingxing's head, he is as witty as I am."

The two little monkeys on the side made up their swords and said:

"Your Majesty must have seen the star and guessed it."

"Actually, I guessed it just now, he must be the Taibai star in the sky."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"From..."

Taibai Jinxing is very embarrassed, I am such a famous fairy with characteristics, how do you look like this?

Taibai Jinxing said unhappily:

"Listen well, I'm not called Yuelao, I'm called Taishang Jinxing oh no, I'm called Taibai Laojun... Er... It's Taibai Xing... Xing... It's Jinxing!"

Taibai Jinxing felt that the stone monkey was poisonous, and he brought himself into the pit with two strokes.

Sun Hao was also happy and asked again:

"What star?"

Taibai Jinxing replied:

"Taibai Xingxing... Bah, Taibai Jinxing... Taibai Jinxing, can't you see such a big Jinxing?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"From..."

Sun Hao leaned over and asked with a smile:

"Golden stars and silver stars are all stars. I don't know if the immortals of the stars came to see me. Is there something wrong?"

Taibai Jinxing was also helpless, too lazy to talk about this with Sun Hao, walked aside with his arms around Sun Hao, and whispered:

"Brother, you don't know that the Ten Palaces of the Nether Realm jointly wrote a letter to sue you for making trouble in the underworld."

"The Jade Emperor became angry when he heard it, and he will send the gods to arrest you. When I saw it, my brother immediately tried to protect you, said a lot of good things for you, pleaded for you, and won you a fairy official." .”

"Although we brothers met for the first time, but brother, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Sun Hao:? ? ?

"The relationship between our brothers is like love at first sight."

Ah this...

Sun Hao looked at Taibai Jinxing with embarrassment, and was a little puzzled. The gods in the sky are the same as him, so can you talk about it?

Sun Hao hesitated for a while, pretending to be nonchalant and said:

"What kind of fairy official, I am a little monster in the lower realm, free and easy, how wonderful..."

After the words were closed, Sun Hao asked again in a low voice:

"What fairy official, is the official position big enough?"

Taibai Jinxing was taken aback for a moment, then said seriously:

"Big... very big, the so-called one person is under ten thousand people!"

Sun Hao was taken aback for a moment.

Shouldn't it be Bi Mawen?

"The main hall of the Yumajian is in charge, is it big enough?"

What the hell!

Sun Hao was instantly dumbfounded.

Isn't this still Bi Mawen?

Why is it that one person is below ten thousand horses and above ten thousand horses? You don't mean to be above ten thousand horses, right?

Sun Hao looked at Taibai Jinxing, shook his head and said:

"I've never heard of it, what's the big deal?"

Taibai Jinxing was happy, "Hey, you must have never heard of it, how can I fool you if you have heard of it?"

I saw Taibai Jinxing exaggerating:

"Well, listen to me tell you, what does it mean that one person is below ten thousand people? Think about what the Heavenly Court is, it is in charge of the Three Realms!"

"As for the Heavenly Court of the Three Realms, who is in charge of it? It's all in the hands of the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor is in charge of all the gods and humans in the Three Realms."

"Brother, if you go to the heavenly court, you will be in charge of the horses. What are the horses in the court called? They are called Tianma. All the heavenly horses will be under your control, and all the ordinary horses in the lower realm will be under your control!"

"Just to tell you, the Jade Emperor is in charge of everyone in the Three Realms, and you are in charge of all the horses in the Three Realms. Don't you two work together to control the Three Realms?"

"Just ask you, is this official big enough?"