Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Chapter 80 Too Platinum to Blow Your Old Sixth

Sun Hao was dumbfounded.

How big is your sister!

You are too platinum star and you are too good at fooling around. A Bi Mawen is so small that you can say that one person is under one person and above ten thousand people, and you are in charge of the Three Realms together with the Jade Emperor.

I lost it!

Then you come again next time, how big do you have to blow in Pantaoyuan?

Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Hao in a daze, thinking that Sun Hao had been fooled by him, so he continued to fool him:

"Brother, let me tell you the truth."

"As an official, most people want to do it, but he can't do it. Together with the Jade Emperor, we control the Three Realms. If you think about it, you will know how powerful an official is."

"To be an official, you have to be like you brother, have great supernatural powers, and you have to have a relationship like brother, so you can get it."

Sun Hao is also convinced. I have seen someone who can boast, but I have never seen you Taibai Jinxing who can boast so much. If you are not reused by the Jade Emperor in the heavenly court, then you will be condescending!

Sun Hao thought for a while, and asked:

"Brother, I would like to ask, what kind of official are you now, and which of the two is older?"

Taibai Jinxing shook his head and replied:

"Hey, I can't do this."

"I'm just an errand runner, a hard-working diplomat, helping the Jade Emperor to deliver imperial decrees and messages. My official is not as big as you, it's far away!"

Sun Hao said with guilt on his face:

"Brother, how can it be done?"

"We have to change. You come to be the high official, and my younger brother will run errands for you. I have somersault cloud, which is specially suitable for delivering food... no... errands."

……

One day, Sun Hao added a yellow robe to his body, Tathagata: "Bold stone monkey, you want to rebel."Sun Hao: Get lost, uncle, I just went to deliver a takeaway.

……

Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Hao with a face of shame, and wanted to trade with himself, so he directly refused and said:

"Then how can I do it, my brother, you have great powers, and if you do errands, don't you just lose your talent?"

"Hey, brother, you can't be an official. As a diplomat, I can't just run fast. The main thing is to know people."

"Think about the use of running fast, you don't know people, you don't know where they are, how can you do this?"

Talking.

Taibai Jinxing moved closer to Sun Hao's ear, and said mysteriously:

"Brother, let me tell you quietly, as an official... you may be the next Jade Emperor. After all, when the Jade Emperor will quit in the future, won't the next Jade Emperor be yours?"

What the fuck?

Sun Hao stared at Taibai Jinxing with his eyes wide open in an instant, and he really admired him in his heart. I thought it was your peak just now. Who would have thought that it was just your foreshadowing.

This is your strength!

Sun Hao looked disbelieving:

"real or fake?"

Taibai Jinxing said seriously:

"Of course it is true."

"Think about it carefully, you are in charge of the horses of the Three Realms, and the Jade Emperor is in charge of the people of the Three Realms. The two of you are in charge of the Three Realms. If he quits one day, who will be the Jade Emperor?"

Sun Hao looked at Taibai Jinxing in bewilderment and said:

"What you said seems to make sense..."

Taibai Jinxing listened to Sun Hao's words, stepped forward and pulled him and said:

"Of course it makes sense, let's go to Heaven now..."

Sun Hao stood there without moving, and replied:

"But I still have to think about it!"

Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Hao in confusion and said:

"Brother, this is equal to the Jade Emperor, and he will soon be the next high official of the Jade Emperor. How can you hesitate?"

Taibai Jinxing: Do you think it is not big enough?

Sun Hao said seriously:

"Hey, brother, what are you talking about? It's not that I think it's too young, it's because the official is too big. I'm afraid I can't do it well, so I have to think about it."

Ah this? ?

Taibai Jinxing was a little embarrassed.

Did I brag so much that the stone monkey didn't dare to go?

After thinking for a while, Taibai Jinxing said:

"Brother, I believe in you!"

"I, Taibai Jinxing, have always been the most accurate judges of people. Listen to me, 'The trapped rivers are not ponds. When they meet Taibai, they will transform into dragons.' This is about you, brother."

Sun Hao:? ? ?

Taibai Jinxing's words made Sun Hao a little confused. It seems to be similar to what he said to fool the golden monkey before, right?

Then the grass on the grave of the golden monkey is as tall as one person.

Tai Platinum blows you a sixth child.

Sun Hao pretended to be troubled and said:

"Then... let me think about it!"

Taibai Jinxing said exaggeratedly:

"Brother, do you still consider this?"

"You have to believe in yourself, you have to be confident, brother, if you hesitate like this, someone else will snatch this high official away..."

"You have to believe in yourself. Besides, such a big official may not be gone tomorrow."

Sun Hao said helplessly:

"This official is too big. I really have to think about it. After all, my cultivation is in the heaven. It's... low! It's... difficult to convince the public!"

"How about this, brother, tomorrow... come back tomorrow, and I will give you an answer."

Sun Hao: Do ​​you understand that my cultivation base is low?

Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Hao anxiously, but he couldn't help it in his heart, for fear that the stone monkey would not go, and who knew it would be blown up again.

How embarrassing!

Taibai Jinxing thought for a while and said:

"Okay, brother, you don't have to think so much, brother, I'll pick you up tomorrow!"

"You have to think about it tomorrow. This high official cannot be snatched away by others. I'll go back and show you."

Taibai Jinxing left quickly after finishing speaking.

Sun Hao watched him leave, feeling speechless, do you understand what I mean?

Ok…

It is Bi Mawen who is in charge of the main hall of the Yumajian. Why do you feel that Bi Mawen is so tall after listening to Taibai Jinxing's words?

The Jade Emperor manages people, but he himself manages horses.

I and the Jade Emperor control the Three Realms together, Taibai Jinxing, you are really coquettish, if I were the monkey in the original book, I'm afraid I would run to heaven with you if I catch the train overnight.

Of course.

Heavenly Court Sun Hao is definitely going, but it’s impossible for Sun Hao to be like the monkey in the original book, who has an official but no salary, and just makes cakes for me without salary, am I stupid?

Say it on the second day.

Several monkeys came in and shouted:

"Big boy, the Immortal of the Stars is here again."

"Xing Xingxian said that he brought you something good today, go out and have a look!"

When Sun Hao heard this, he was also happy.

Hey.

As expected of a man who can blow up Bi Mawen to be on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, he understands what he means.

Outside the Water Curtain Cave.

Seeing Sun Hao coming out, Taibai Jinxing hurried forward and said:

"Brother, you don't have to worry this time."

"I have a Nine-Turn Golden Pill refined by Taishang Laojun here. Ordinary people can become immortals immediately after eating one, so you can rest assured to follow me, brother."

Sun Hao looked at Taibai Jinxing in bewilderment, brother, are you playing with me?

You just want to take me to heaven with just one golden pill?

you go!

Taibai Jinxing: I lost two games two days ago, so I really don't have much change.

Chapter 81 Digging too big a hole and filling it in (plus more)

Sun Hao took the golden pill, anyway, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat, so accept it first, Sun Hao said:

"Brother, I am very grateful for your kindness, but how much can this golden pill improve?"

"I thought about it for a long time yesterday. Heavenly Court must be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. With my small body, what if someone is jealous of me being a high-ranking official and assassinates me?"

Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Hao and said in a daze:

"Then what do you mean, brother?"

Sun Hao said solemnly:

"Brother, you said that such a big official must have a lot of salary, so it shouldn't be a problem for such a big official to advance his salary in advance, right?"

"Hey, if I don't have a salary, then I can only practice in the lower realm for hundreds of years, and I will go when I am stronger."

Sun Hao: Do ​​you understand what I mean this time?

Ouch!

When Taibai Jinxing heard Sun Hao's words, it was only then that he realized it all at once, brother, you had this idea in the first place!

Well, almost give me a whole while.

Taibai Jinxing thought for a while, and said:

"My brother's words are reasonable, but this advance salary is something that has never happened before!"

Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Hao pretending to be troubled, and then asked:

"Then I don't know how much my brother plans to pay in advance?"

Sun Hao thought for a while and said:

"It's worth five hundred and one thousand!"

"what?"

Taibai Jinxing was instantly dumbfounded.

I went!