Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

It is very strong!

Sun Hao stood up, looked at the monkeys and shouted:

"Guests, please rest assured, I have just returned from the underworld, and I have already broken our death curse."

"Then everyone should eat and drink, change from my funeral to the wedding banquet of my rebirth, then dance and play music!"

When everyone heard Sun Hao's words, they were taken aback for a moment, and then they all became happy and shouted:

"Hurrah!"

"The stone monkey is not dead."

"The stone monkey won't die anymore, the stone monkey can be the king now, and I can continue to eat."

"It's time to eat."

This guy!

The monkey group is now a triple surprise.

First: the stone monkey came alive.

Second: The stone monkey can be the king now.

Third: This is also the key point, the dining table remains the same! !

Sun Hao didn't say anything more, looked at his childhood sweetheart beside him and asked:

"Why didn't you see those hanging hairs of the Bull Demon King?"

Bull Demon King: Please call me handsome!

Chapter 78 Killing a Buddha in Ten Steps Without Mercy (Add More)

When the childhood sweethearts heard Sun Hao's words, they said angrily:

"As soon as we all woke up, they were gone."

"Stone Monkey, they must have drunk you on purpose, it's disgusting."

"It's a pity that they called you brothers and sisters yesterday. They deliberately got you drunk and made you the monkey king and then ran away."

"When we become stronger in the future, we must seek revenge from them!"

When Sun Hao heard this, he nodded and said:

"Everyone is gone!"

"Eat and drink well, and go to practice if you have nothing to do."

"Hey, I drank too much yesterday, my body still feels a little shaky, I went back to sleep."

Sun Hao left after speaking.

Sun Hao has already decided that he will never let him go, as for the scumbag of the Bull Demon King, you dare to be a Tathagata's pony to mess with me.

People don't offend me, I don't offend people.

If anyone offends me, I will:

Soak his wife.

Soak his sister.

Pick up his lover.

Bull Demon King: Please call me handsome!

Sun Hao: Hang hair!hanging hair!

A few days have passed.

Sun Hao has been sleeping all the time, and the ten kings of Hades have jointly written a crime statement, and all the immortals in the heavenly court are also ready to receive the arrival of the ten kings of hell at any time.

However, he said that the Jade Emperor, the great sage, the great benevolent man, the great god, the heavenly god, the heavenly god, the high god, the high god, one day, was sitting in the Lingxiao Palace of the Jinque Yungong, and gathered civil and military immortals in the early court, and suddenly the real Qiu Hongji said:

"Long live, King Qin Guang of the underworld will enshrine the inscriptions of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the lord of the nether world, and listen to the decree issued by Tianzun."

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly and said:

"Let's announce."

Qin Guangwang's brother Xuan Zhi Xuan Zhi Ling Xiao, the worship is over.Next to it, there is a fairy boy cited and followed by the table, saying:

"The realm of the nether world is the underworld of the earth. There are gods in the sky and ghosts in the earth, and yin and yang cycle; birds have birth and beasts have death, and male and female are repeated. Birth and biochemistry, pregnancy from a woman to a man, this natural number cannot be changed easily."

"Today there is the Monkey King Sun Wukong, born in the Water Curtain Cave of the Huaguo Mountain, who is evil and murderous, and refuses to be restrained. He uses supernatural powers to defeat the ghosts of the nine ghosts; relying on his power..."

Follow the fairy boy to finish reading the adverbial words.

The Qin Guangwang brothers "bang" and knelt together again.

They cried bitterly:

"Your Majesty, please be the master!"

"That monkey...that monkey is too deceptive."

"Not only did they fight here and there in my nether world, but they also tore up the Book of Life and Death, and smashed the Palace of the King of Hades..."

"Your Majesty, please make the decision for us, dispatch soldiers, capture monster monkeys, manage yin and yang, and eternally secure the underworld."

The Hades of the Ten Palaces was crying with snot and tears, and he was dumbfounded by the immortals.

I go?

Can the old Yan brothers be so good at acting?

There is no outsider here, and you actually cried for real.

But no, Qin Guangwang and the others were really miserable. After a few days, their buttocks were so painful that they couldn't even sit.

The stone monkey's meowing is really ruthless!

Sun Hao: The Qin Guangwang brothers are able to deal with each other. If they are wronged, they will really cry...

The Jade Emperor looked at the ten people of King Qin Guang and said calmly:

"When Lord Ming returns to the underworld, I will send generals to capture him."

King Qin Guang also thanked him.

When the brothers and a group left the Lingxiao Palace, each of them lightened their faces and breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.

Hey, that's it.

Kill it!

I feel so happy.

Frankly speaking, they didn't know whether to hate Lingji or thank Lingji. Without Lingji, they might have to argue with the stone monkey.

But because of Lingji, this ass was beaten by a stone monkey, and he couldn't sit still for several days.

but…

It's too early for them to be happy. When Sun Hao finds out about this later, he will definitely give them another set of mixed doubles.

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor looked at the Wenwu Xianqing and asked:

"This monstrous monkey has been bred for several years. Where did it come from, but it is so good?"

All the immortals knew what they were seeing, seeing Qianliyan and Shunfenger walking out, they said:

"Report to Your Majesty, this monkey is a natural stone monkey born three years ago."

"I didn't think so at the time. I don't know where I have cultivated to become an immortal in the past few years, subdued dragons and subdued tigers, and forcibly sold my death certificate."

The Jade Emperor said again: "Which god will subdue the lower realm?"

When Nezha heard this, he didn't even think about it, and directly volunteered:

"Your Majesty, I'll come...let me go..."

"Woooo..."

Li Jing on the side also hastily covered Nezha's mouth, and said, "What about you, you are everywhere, but you haven't?"

The Jade Emperor and everyone looked at Nezha speechlessly, and Nezha scratched his head in embarrassment, as if he did too!

sloppy.

At this time.

Taibai Jinxing stepped forward and said:

"In the Holy Three Realms, anyone with nine orifices can cultivate immortality."

"The stone monkey is a body nurtured by the heaven and the earth, a body conceived by the sun and the moon. He also walks on the sky and the earth, serving the dew and the sun. Now that they have cultivated the way of immortality and have the ability to subdue dragons and tigers, how is it different from others?"

"Your Majesty, please remember the kindness of life and chemistry, and issue an imperial decree to recruit him, announce him to the upper realm, give him a large and small official position, and stay with him in his name, and restrain him here; if he is ordered by heaven, he will be rewarded later; , capture it here."

"One is to not move the teachers, and the other is to collect immortals in a proper way."

The Jade Emperor was delighted to hear that, and said:

"Played by Yiqing. Wenqu Xingguan repaired the imperial edict, writing Taibai Jinxing to summon security from the lower realm."

Upon hearing this, Taibai Jinxing nodded and replied:

"Sir, accept the order."

To be honest.

He belonged to Taibai Jinxing at the beginning of this job. If it was really like that at the beginning, Taibai Jinxing would definitely happily go to the lower realm.

Now Taibai Jinxing is a little unhappy.

According to Taibai Jinxing's current understanding of Sun Hao, he can tell at a glance that this stone monkey is not a human being, and it may not be so easy to get him to be an official in Tianting!

But Taibai Jinxing can't help it.

Originally, this was a good job, and the job had already been decided, and I was afraid that no one else could do it except him.

The Jade Emperor watched Taibai Jinxing leave, looked at the immortals calmly and said:

"Everyone serve snacks and be dedicated!! Don't have those golden pills that are ashamed of you, let alone things like hell."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Everyone nodded when they heard the words of the Jade Emperor.

Nezha looked at the Jade Emperor with a strange face, and said in his heart: "I suspect that you are implicating me..."

The Jade Emperor didn't say anything else, got up and left the Lingxiao Palace directly, and went to a secret place, where the Jade Emperor took out 2628 golden elixirs and put them into a gourd.

After doing this, he flew directly towards Huaguo Mountain in stealth. After arriving at Huaguo Mountain, the Jade Emperor threw the gourd into the water curtain cave and went back directly.

Tathagata: Killing a Buddha in ten steps is merciless for thousands of miles.

Jade Emperor: Whisk the dust away when things are done, and hide merit and fame deeply.

but…

anyway.

What the Jade Emperor did was still very mysterious. Even if the Tathagata discovered that someone was sponsoring the stone monkey, the Tathagata would only doubt Laojun, not him.

Ok…

The Jade Emperor felt pretty good after thinking about it.

Back to Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat there and began to wait quietly, his heart full of anticipation, not because he rewarded Sun Hao, but because Taibai Jinxing had gone.

This guy Taibai, before the Lingming Stone Monkey was born, he was definitely the wittiest kid in the Three Realms.

I just don't know what kind of friction will happen between the two when a new generation replaces the old one?

Sun Hao: My brother is awesome!Thanks to Brother Di for sending two sets of 1314, everyone pays attention to Brother Di. (Breaking sound)