Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"If you are sick, go to the doctor."

"Don't talk crazy with me here."

Sun Hao listened to her words, and replied seriously:

"Yes, I am sick."

"I was stared at by you just now, and your big watery eyes immediately diagnosed me."

Guanyin stopped, frowned, looked at Sun Hao and asked:

"What disease, what was diagnosed?"

Sun Hao said solemnly:

"Give me a lovesickness, and I will always have you in my heart~"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Guanyin was furious again.

She was really speechless, this stone monkey is really scum, just got beaten by the old man, and now she said such words to herself again.

You scum monkey, bah!

Guanyin said angrily:

"Why didn't I stare at you to death?"

Sun Hao glanced at Guanyin strangely, and said:

"Doudou, this is your fault."

"How dare you talk to brother like that, you..."

While Sun Hao was talking, his hand stretched out again, about to pinch Guanyin's face.

Guanyin stared at Sun Hao with wide eyes, which meant "If you dare to pinch, I will kill you today!"

Sun Hao was stunned for a moment, then touched Guanyin's face and said:

"Naughty!"

drop!

"From Avalokitesvara..."

"From..."

Guanyin was also instantly angry, and said angrily:

"Stone Monkey, I will fight with you."

"I want…"

She was talking when she was suddenly picked up by Sun Hao, and then Sun Hao pointed to his head and said:

"Fight with my stone monkey, do you have the strength?"

"Come on, hit me, hit me here..."

Guanyin: ...

If Guanyin hadn't wanted to hide his strength, he would have beaten Sun Hao so damn hard that he wouldn't even recognize him.

such a pity.

She wants to hide her strength and stay beside Sun Hao in Huaguo Mountain, bewitching him and persuading him to become a teacher.

So angry, so angry!

Sun Hao let go of Guanyin and said arrogantly:

"Doudou, it's useless to give you a chance!"

"Remember from now on, don't chatter with me, and be honest and obedient when you see my stone monkey... Do you understand?"

drop!

"From Avalokitesvara..."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

"From Guanyin..."

Seeing the system's all-negative emotions increase, Sun Hao also liked Guanyin more and more.

There are not many more than a dozen golden pills, the first lady on the list is awesome!

Avalokitesvara stood there, almost unable to bear it anymore.

Learning from scriptures is too difficult.

Guanyin wants to say at this moment: "Buddha, I want to resign, I want to kill the stone monkey...I want to kill the stone monkey..."

At this moment, Sun Hao directly grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it into the animal fur coat from the back of her neck.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"what!"

"I...I want to kill..."

Guanyin was furious in an instant, and sent Sun Hao flying with a single palm, but only for a moment, Guanyin regretted it again.

over…

impulsive...

Lingshan.

Mahavira Hall.

At this moment, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are discussing Guanyin's ability to do things, and they always have one idea, whether they can do it, or if they can't, they will change people.

Everyone discussed:

"Going to Huaguo Mountain for the past few days, I haven't finished this trivial matter. Is her working ability good?"

"If it doesn't work, just replace it. It's not for fun to learn from such a big thing."

"It's 300 years later than planned. There is no time for the stone monkey to learn from a teacher."

"Jin Chanzi's reincarnation of ten lives will end in a few years."

Chapter 32 is all drama

Tathagata secretly sighed, others don't know, how can he not know the hard work of Guanyin?

Seeing Tathagata's expression turned cold, he said:

"Don't mention it again!"

"Guanyin's dedication is unimaginable to you. Time and time again, she turns into a monkey and enters Huaguo Mountain, and suffers all kinds of humiliation beside the stone monkey."

"But the Lingming stone monkey doesn't want to make progress, and no one can do anything about it."

"Wait a little longer, we can't talk about Guanyin in the future."

When everyone heard Tathagata's words, they all nodded and no one dared to say anything.

The general manager of learning scriptures, that's a fat job, but now that the Tathagata said so, no one dared to say anything.

Lingxiao Palace.

Jade Emperor is now more and more optimistic about Sun Hao.

Whether it's Paolong, Gang Aoguang, or this bullying Guanyin, the Jade Emperor feels absolutely invincible.

Should say or not.

The Jade Emperor has already decided that when there is a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace later, the Jade Emperor will definitely give him a show-drilling the table.

"Go and invite Xiaoru Buddha!"

Nether.

Sun Hao was a little confused at this moment.

small view...

It got out of control...

I lost it!

Is this playing a big game?

"Doudou, why are you so strong, what kind of monkey are you!"

Sun Hao looked at Guanyin in shock and asked.

Guanyin was a little nervous at the moment. She was worried that Sun Hao had discovered something, and that Sun Hao was suspicious of this, and it would be difficult to subdue it later.

of course!

Guanyin is also an old Jianghu. Seeing this situation, she hastily made amends, pretending to be pitiful and saying:

"Hold...Sorry, I'll just say you, don't mess with me, I will become stronger when I get angry, I once... broke down our home, and even knocked my brother off a cliff."

"Woooo..."

Seeing her talking, she squatted on the ground and became sad.

Sun Hao was dumbfounded at the time.

what the hell!

It turns out that not only I am an actor, but you, Guanyin, are also an actor, can you even relate to this?

Do you think you are the Hulk?

Sun Hao didn't expose her, he stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder to comfort her:

"Doudou, it's Brother Stone Monkey who is bad. Brother Stone Monkey will never make you angry again."

"Don't cry, be obedient and obedient, I will be your brother from now on."

After speaking.

Sun Hao touched Guanyin's head with one hand, seemingly to comfort her, but in fact he was teasing her.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Guanyin..."

Guanyin is also very angry at the moment, hateful stone monkey, if I don't want you to learn art from a teacher, see if I don't beat you to death.

You are touching my old lady's head again.

I…

"Fish!"

The little goldfish has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield, the whole army is attacking!

So!

Guanyin was angry and helpless now, but she suddenly remembered that her fish was still on Huaguo Mountain, and it was more than enough to teach the stone monkey a lesson.

Guanyin stood up at this time, pretending to be strong and said:

"Well, I'm fine."