Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang..."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Tathagata..."

"From the Jade Emperor..."

"From Clairvoyance..."

After Sun Hao's words came out, the entire system panel almost exploded, and the negative emotions were like a flood of the Yellow River, out of control.

Sun Hao was overjoyed in his heart.

You know nothing about anti-routines.

Haha!

And this moment.

Ao Guang, Guanyin, Tathagata, Jade Emperor...

But everyone who saw this scene and heard this, they all had the same sentence in their hearts, that is:

"Stone Monkey, we beg you to be human!"

"Stone Monkey, we beg you to show some face!"

"Stone Monkey, we beg you to die!"

……

Ao Guang covered his wounded heart, looked at Sun Hao and said:

"You don't want to contact me any more."

"If one day you become capable and you and An'er still like each other, I won't stop you any longer."

"But not now!"

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi."

"I hope you remember this sentence, in the future... let's drink mouse tail juice!"

After speaking, Ao Guang hurried away.

If Te Niang doesn't leave, she will be the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and the Dragon Clan will be the one who is in charge, and she will be pissed to death by the stone monkey.

Popularity is immortal.

A monkey dragon will really piss a dragon to death.

dark place.

Guanyin also sighed helplessly. If the stone monkey still does not go to apprentice after this, then Guanyin is really going to surrender.

This trick is dead!

Is there anything more perfect than these?

Huaguoshan was frozen, and the old man beat the mandarin ducks with sticks.

If you don't want to become stronger and struggle, what else are you going to do?

Sun Hao: Go eat soft rice.

this time.

Sun Hao watched Ao Guang leave, and began to check his system panel. The negative emotion value had accumulated to 41.

Sun Hao was also dumbfounded.

This old man came here as soon as he came, and even gave him hundreds of golden pills when he came, which is really very attractive.

but…

Before leaving, the sentence "30 years in Hedong and Hexi" made Sun Hao feel outrageous.

I'm so angry, you still don't forget to set me up, let me go out to apprentice!

You are a professional!

Sun Hao turned around and walked towards the Water Curtain Cave, feeling very happy in his heart.

It's only been a few days since I was born, but with 41 negative emotion points, that's 410 golden pills.

I don't want to make any chaotic star map first, anyway, it can be cultivated automatically, and now more than 300 stars have reached the earth immortal.

After signing in three years later, I will directly raise my major level, and then with my own talent, it should be no problem to attack the Taiyi Golden Immortal.

Daluo Jinxian and Zhunsheng should not be long.

Just exciting.

Sun Hao is also flattered.

Chapter 31 Gives you a chance and you are useless

Guanyin, who was staring at Sun Hao in the dark, was a little dazed.

No, you dead monkey was just beaten up by the old man, shouldn't you be a little bit lost and depressed?

How do you look, it seems that Ao Guang recruited you to be his son-in-law, a little happy?

What is the situation! !

Is it pretending to be strong, and you don’t want people to see the sadness and fragility in your heart?

While thinking about it, Guanyin ran to Sun Hao on his way back to Huaguo Mountain, and stopped him in advance.

This is not.

As Sun Hao walked, he calculated his negative emotions. There are missions in this system that have negative emotions, and they can be exchanged for by lottery...

Then he should be able to get rid of the fate of being calculated by the Three Realms.

No matter how strong he is, how can he be stronger than his elder brother?

"Oh, the moment my eldest brother packed his bags and left home..."

"I know real life, there are so many special features..."

Sun Hao, who was humming a tune, suddenly saw a figure in front of him, fixed his eyes, and found that Xiao Guanguan was standing alone in the snow.

Sun Hao walked up quickly, grabbed Guanyin's face and said:

"Ah! Doudou, Brother Stone Monkey wants to...die...you..."

As Sun Hao was talking, his hands pinched Guanyin's face so hard that it deformed, and he greeted with a standard four-eyed Taoist priest.

Let you plot against me every day, let you still follow me, to see if I don't pinch your little face off...

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

That Guanyin was stunned.

Dead monkey, actually pinched my face again?

I want to kill you! !

Guanyin said viciously:

"Stone Monkey, let me go!"

Sun Hao chuckled and said:

"Don't let go, how are you?"

Guanyin stared fiercely at Sun Hao with big watery eyes and said:

"Stone monkey, do you want to die?"

Hey.

It's over.

Sun Hao looked at the Avalokitesvara very angry, his big watery eyes were cute, cute and fierce...

Sun Hao felt that he was about to die, and he even felt that a monkey had beautiful features.

Bah!

You can't do that, there's no one around right now.

But you can't really push her.

After all, Guanyin is a standard boss in the Three Realms. Apart from those hidden top bosses, her strength and status are already strong enough.

But it should not be said.

The boss's face is really exciting.

Thinking of this, Sun Hao hurriedly let go of his hand to please her and rubbed her face, saying:

"I'm sorry, Doudou, did my brother hurt you?"

"Don't be angry, does your face still hurt?"

drop!

"From Avalokitesvara..."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +666."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Ah this?

Sun Hao was a little confused. Isn't this the way to apologize?

Why does it seem like the other party, the fire is getting bigger and bigger.

With anger in Guanyin's eyes, he said:

"Stone Monkey, I warn you, if you dare to pinch my face in the future, I will definitely beat you to death."

Sun Hao nodded fiercely and said:

"Okay, Doudou listens to you."

"Doudou, you look so good-looking..."

what?

Guanyin was struck by lightning in an instant, and his whole body was about to be petrified.

Stone monkey, you beast!

Do you think I'm Ao An'er, the little dragon princess who has never been out?

How dare you use that trick to tease me?

In the end I am crazy.

Or are you crazy.

Avalokitesvara: Buddha, it is too difficult to learn scriptures.

Guanyin is really convinced.

This stone monkey never played cards according to the routine, just like a fool, no... not only did he not play the cards according to the routine, he was not born according to the routine.

A full 300 years late.

That was the dim 300 years of Lingshan.

So angry!

Guanyin replied angrily: