Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

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What am I? ? ?

I'm going to kill you monkey.

Again, there is no such thing as an angry person. If he could be angered to death, Comrade Ao Guang died on the spot.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."

"From Ao Guang..."

Of course, was Ao Guang late?

not late.

If he hugged his grandson in a few nights, it would be too late.

"Let... let her go!"

Ao Guang shouted angrily, and following his words, there was a burst of dragon chant, echoing in the nearby forest.

Sun Hao and Ao An'er were also taken aback.

Ao An'er turned her head and saw her father, her face became a little nervous, she pushed Sun Hao away and said:

"Stone...Stone Monkey, I'm going back first, I'll come to you another day, you, go back quickly too..."

After Ao An'er finished speaking, she ran away quickly.

Sun Hao looked at Ao Guang in the distance, and understood what was going on in his heart. Was the puppy love caught by the other party's father?

Good guy!

This shouldn't break a leg, right?

Fortunately, I have the skills of diamond legs and iron head.

Ao Guang walked over with a sullen face, looked at Sun Hao seriously and said:

"You don't want to contact me any more."

When Sun Hao heard this, he was puzzled and said:

"Why?"

"An'er and I are good friends, why can't we contact each other again?"

"We are truly in love!"

drop!

"From Ao Guang's negative emotions +999."

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +888."

"From Ao Guang..."

Ao Guang almost vomited blood.

He said angrily:

"Dead monkey, do you know what love is?"

"How long have you been born... You have only known her for a few days, do you know her?"

"Why do you say such a thing?"

Ao Guang was so angry that he almost told about Sun Hao just a few days after he was born.

Sun Hao said disapprovingly:

"I don't understand these, but I know anyway, we are very happy together, I like An'er very much, An'er is also very happy with me, and she likes me too."

"So that's enough."

drop!

"From Ao Guang's negative emotions +999."

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."

"From Ao Guang..."

Ao Guang was also angry, this dead monkey is really capable, he managed to coax his own daughter in just a few days.

So hateful.

Ao Guang stared at Sun Hao, exuding the aura of a superior, and said with a serious face:

"Although An'er is naturally beautiful and approachable, how can a pheasant match a phoenix?"

"You are just a mountain monkey, An'er is the princess of my Dragon Clan, the jewel in the palm of our little princess of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, you are not worthy at all!"

"Our dragon clan is inherently noble, and An'er is the princess of our dragon clan. You are a mountain monkey, don't you have any self-knowledge?"

"You don't have any skills, a mountain monkey, what do you use to stay with her, what do you use to protect her?"

"Why do you, you... what do you have, don't you... don't you feel inferior? You... you... are really going to die of anger. "

Chapter 30 Monkey Qi Dragon Qi Death Dragon

Ao Guang was also very angry, and he breathed out fragrance for a while, and finally he couldn't speak directly out of anger.

The negative sentiment on the system panel is growing crazily.

honestly:

If you are watching Fights Break the Sky now, then you may see the following content: "Don't bully others too much, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!"

It's a pity, what you see now is: He just likes to eat meat, and he never plays cards according to the routine.

Closer to home.

After Sun Hao heard Ao Guang's angry reprimand, instead of being angry, he said suddenly:

"Father-in-law, don't be angry, my son-in-law still has a skill, and this skill is born with bad teeth."

Ao Guang frowned and asked angrily:

"Poor teeth or skill?"

"Is this something you are proud of?"

Sun Hao nodded and said seriously:

"Poor teeth are of course a characteristic. If you have bad teeth, you can eat soft rice. If you invite me to be your son-in-law, father-in-law, I will go to your Dragon Palace to eat soft rice."

"This is a perfect match!"

"Cough cough..."

Ao Guang almost choked to death, and covered his chest on the spot, there was a real risk of being pissed off.

So irritating.

Please be a person!

Lingxiao Palace.

Bang!

The Jade Emperor slapped the table, almost overjoyed and said:

"Haha, interesting, this stone monkey is really interesting."

All the immortals:? ? ?

All the immortals stood there, looking at the Jade Emperor in bewilderment, and they were all very strange.

This is very good, why did you suddenly laugh like this, Your Majesty, you are not poisoned, are you?

Lingshan.

Tathagata was also confused at the moment.

what the hell!

This stone monkey is too much, isn't it?

You are so suitable for our Lingshan to be able to speak so confidently about Daoqimen, and you are almost going to inherit the mantle of the two Great Hierarchs.

Tathagata: I am optimistic about you, Lingshan stage, you can come if you are shameless!

dark place.

Avalokitesvara also followed Ao Guang.

But at the scene in front of him, Guanyin was also dumbfounded.

Can a monkey be so shameless?

Is it so difficult for Te Niang to ask you to learn a teacher?

Meeting such a shameless stone monkey, Guanyin really knew where he had lost.

No wonder the stone monkey was so angry after several calculations, it turned out that the stone monkey was not a human being.

Even the two great leaders of Lingshan, they also euphemistically said "you and I are destined", but when it comes to Stone Monkey, they are probably not even a star.

Really:

A heifer as a licking dog - awesome and shameless.

Guanyin is a little autistic.

Originally, the game in front of me was very good.

The wild monkey in the mountains fell in love with the princess of the Dragon Clan. When they wanted to be together, they were strongly opposed by the Dragon Clan.

At this time, the wild monkey worked hard and said that he would learn from a teacher and work hard to become a fairy, so that he could be worthy of the dragon princess.

What a good routine!

What an inspiring and inspiring story.

But when it comes to the stone monkey, it can actually evolve into, the specialty is bad teeth, and it goes straight to the scene where the son-in-law eats soft food.

It is too outrageous.

Guanyin: I beg you to be a human being!

Ao Guang clutched his chest at this moment, angrily said:

"Smelly monkey, you are dreaming...you are a toad who wants to eat swan meat, you...impossible...absolutely impossible..."

talking...

Suddenly heard the sound transmission of Guanyin.

"Ao Guang, tell him the lifespan of your dragon clan, and encourage him to learn from a teacher."

Hearing this, Ao Guang slowed down and said:

"Let me tell you, stone monkey, don't be too whimsical. Do you know how many years the lifespan of our dragon clan is?"

"An'er has lived for thousands of years, but she is not yet an adult, do you understand?"

"And you, a mountain monkey, can you live for 500 years?"

"Even if I agree, it's impossible for you to be together, and it's not suitable at all!"

When Sun Hao heard this, he flattered him and said:

"Father-in-law, that's your fault."

"You dragons are so rich, if you just give me some flat peach elixir, wouldn't I be able to live for tens of thousands or tens of thousands of years?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."