Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

How did her little girl know that the monkey on Guoshan Road has a complicated heart?

Just when she was about to see if Sun Hao was angry, Sun Hao suddenly stood up and kissed him again.

This time, too, time stood still.

But no BGM.

Some are the following:

[According to Article 237 of the Criminal Law, whoever rapes a woman or humiliates a woman by force, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than five years or criminal detention.Whoever gathers a crowd or publicly commits the crime mentioned in the preceding paragraph shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 5 years.Whoever molests a girl shall be given a heavier punishment in accordance with the provisions of the preceding two paragraphs. 】

So let's get down to business.

Ao An'er was also stunned for a moment, and when she realized it, she punched Sun Hao hard in the chest angrily, and said:

"Stone Monkey, you are a stinky hooligan."

Bang!

Sun Hao groaned in pain after being beaten, and said:

"An'er, I... I'm really going to be beaten to death by you this time."

"Really... I'm dying."

Ao An'er pursed her lips and said angrily:

"Rogue monkey, I gave you a golden pill yesterday, how could you be killed by me so easily?"

"There are so many bad intentions, and I won't play with you anymore."

Sun Hao said with a sad face:

"The Golden Pill is the first gift you gave me, and I'm not willing to eat it, so I... really have to die."

"Before I fail, I have something to tell you, I..."

While talking, Sun Hao took out an unknown spiritual flower from his hand and gave it to Ao An'er.

Ao An'er was a little dumbfounded for a moment.

"Stone... stone monkey..."

"Why are you so stupid, I still have a golden pill, I'll give you another one, you must eat this, you don't want to die."

After Ao An'er finished speaking, he took out a golden pill and stuffed it into Sun Hao's mouth, without giving him a chance to speak again.

however.

After Sun Hao took this golden pill, not only did he not get better, but he closed his eyes with a peaceful face. His heart was like this:

"The feeling of being fed by Fu Luoli is so good, I really want to lie flat like this..."

Ao An'er looked at Sun Hao lying there motionless, stood up a little unhappy, kicked Sun Hao and said:

"Stinky rascal, get up from the ground quickly after eating this girl's golden elixir, or you will die if you don't get up."

Hearing this, Sun Hao opened his eyes with a smile on his face, got up and said:

"Thank you to the beautiful and kind girl An'er, I have been resurrected with full blood."

Ao An'er said with a dissatisfied face:

"You're disgusting, you came so early and hid in the snowdrifts, and you lied to me... If you do this again in the future, I will never talk to you again."

Sun Hao patted his chest and assured:

"Beautiful and kind Miss An'er, I assure you, I will never do this again in the future."

"For this reason, I will personally prepare a gift for the beautiful and kind girl An'er, and please turn around and close your eyes."

Ao An'er looked at Sun Hao strangely, and asked, "What evil are you playing again, be careful and I will beat you up!"

Sun Hao helped her turn around and said:

"This time, I will definitely not play evil tricks, just close your eyes!"

After speaking.

Sun Hao turned around and began to accumulate snow...

5 minute later.

Sun Hao said:

"Okay, you can turn around."

Hearing this, Ao An'er turned around and suddenly saw a big snowman, that snowman was very cute.

"Wow!"

"Stone monkey, did you do this?"

Ao An'er looked at the snowman happily and asked.

Sun Hao laughed and said:

"Of course, I made this specially for you just now, and its name is... Bingdundun."

Ao An'er was also full of joy, and said:

"Stone monkey, teach me quickly."

Sun Hao sneered and refused:

"Don't teach!"

"Unless you…"

While talking, Sun Hao whispered something in Ao An'er's ear, and Ao An'er blushed instantly, and said angrily:

"Rogue monkey, you are looking for a fight."

Sun Hao ran away in a hurry, turned around and made a face and said:

"Slightly slightly..."

"I won't teach you to hit me, you come after me, idiot!"

For a while, the two started fighting in the forest again.

Ao An'er: I just want a Bingdundun, but the stone monkey doesn't teach me, I really want to beat him up, but I can't catch up...

Chapter 29 She's still a child

Lingshan.

Tathagata was a little annoyed at the moment.

Dead monkey, I invited the Three Realms to act as an assistant for you, you are a good mother... don't do business at all, go to a dragon every day?

The cost of the entire crew is free, right?

The whole three realms are waiting for you, you go to play a dragon without doing your job, who are you playing big with, who is not bigger than your wrist?

If you could change the protagonist, I would have changed it for you long ago.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +888."

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +444."

"From Guanyin..."

"From Guanyin..."

Lingxiao Palace.

The group leader, oh no no...

It is the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor has been fine for the past two days and has been looking at Sun Hao. He feels that once the stone monkey is born, he will be a showman!

Especially when it comes to picking up girls.

The Jade Emperor really can't stand it, such a simple little dragon girl, you dead monkey... What a beast!

However, I like it.

The Jade Emperor looked at the two people fighting in the forests of the lower realm, and he also had a knowing smile on his face. Isn't this more interesting than watching these fools in the main hall?

however.

In the dark, Avalokitesvara is watching secretly.

Guanyin followed Sun Hao all the way when he sneaked out from the Water Curtain Cave.

Watching the two carefree and having fun in the snow, Guanyin seemed to have returned to that...

Under the prehistoric sunset...

That was her lost youth.

Guanyin can only say one thing about this: "It's good to be young, you can be happy and carefree."

It's just a pity that she can't go back to Guanyin, she now bears the hope of Lingshan's rise!

Can't be carefree in the South China Sea every day...

I bother!

The majestic Lingshan Bodhisattva, the Guanyin Bodhisattva who enjoys a certain reputation in the Chinese-speaking regions of the Three Realms, how many times have I become a monkey and wronged myself?

My old lady turned into a monkey to play with you, you thought I was air, and went to soak in a dragon, I will call her back now, and cook the dragon soup! !

To put it simply, Guanyin's heart is like this: "This time...is it finally my turn?"

So, Guanyin went straight to the East China Sea without saying a word, and called Ao Guang to come over, and gave Sun Hao a blow and a stick to beat the mandarin ducks!

Here.

Because of Guanyin's previous words, Ao Guang didn't take Ao An'er's contact with Sun Hao to heart at all. After all, after this busy period, Guanyin took Ao An'er away when he returned.

At that time, Ao An'er will be in the South China Sea, even if Sun Hao's disturbance in the Heavenly Palace is suppressed by Tathagata, she will not know anything.

Seeing Guanyin coming at this moment, Ao Guang hurriedly stood up to greet him and said:

"Bodhisattva, but did the stone monkey go to apprentice?"

Guanyin's face darkened, she shook her head and said:

"I didn't go to apprentice."

"I came to you to tell you that the Lingming stone monkey has many tricks, and your daughter...may be really going to be abducted by him."

"These two are at the back of Huaguo Mountain at the moment, go and see!"

Ao Guang was taken aback for a moment, and then flew directly towards Huaguo Mountain, feeling very angry.

Hateful dead monkey.

She is still a child.

Guanyin watched Ao Guang fly out in a hurry, and felt in her heart that she had won a round, after all, Sun Hao did not piss her off.

This time, he can shut himself up for a while.

On the mountain behind Huaguo Mountain.

Sun Hao and Ao An'er had a great time playing together, just like young couples in love.

There are more than 50 ice piers in two rows around them, which are the witnesses of the friendship between the two.

Ao Guang flew all the way and saw the scene in front of him, he was so angry that he almost died on the spot.

He thought he came early, but in fact he was already late.

I see:

The two were playing around in the snow, building a snowman while playing, Sun Hao tricked and stuffed a handful of snow into Ao An'er's neck, and Ao An clenched his fist, and smashed it on Sun Hao's chest coquettishly.

"Rogue monkey, kill you...kill you big villain..."

At this moment, Sun Hao stretched out his hand to stop Ao An'er, and immediately hugged Ao An'er.