Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

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"Thank you, Brother Stone Monkey."

Sun Hao smiled and said:

"It's fine. You will be my stone monkey's younger sister from now on. If anyone dares to bully you, tell me and I will beat him to death!"

"Go, go home with my brother."

Guanyin nodded obediently, and was held by Sun Hao and walked towards Shuiliandong.

Sun Hao was stunned by this.

its not right!

Is this still a small view?

Why does it feel like she has succeeded in her scheme? Could it be that she has deceived herself and changed her sex all of a sudden?

Guanyin is finally about to let out a sigh of relief at this moment, she has decided to carry the stone monkey back to Shuilian Cave in person.

Guanyin: I am really kind.

at this time.

Suddenly a mermaid jumped out on the road.

I saw him:

The lower body is a fishtail, and the upper body is human legs.

The upper body is a human leg, the lower body is a fishtail... that's not right either.

The upper body is a fish head, and the lower body is a human leg... still not right.

Goldfish Essence: Forget it, let me become a human!

He saw a red-headed murloc standing in front of him, holding a pair of nine-petal red copper hammers.

If there was no matter of freezing Huaguo Mountain, then Sun Hao would think that he was a small fish that escaped from the East China Sea, but with the matter of Huaguo Mountain and Guanyin beside him.

You don't need to think about Sun Hao to guess that this guy is the king of inspiration that reaches the sky - Jinyu Jing.

This guy is a ruthless fish, he can compete with Monk Zhu Bajie Sha evenly in water battles, even if the two of them let the water go, this goldfish spirit is still a proper boss!

I am careless.

Sun Hao just wanted to say something, young people don't talk about martial arts, this is a late stage guard boss, you let him come to Xinshou Village to beat me?

Jin Yujing looked at Sun Hao and Sun Hao and asked sharply:

"That Pohou, but you killed my sworn brother, the Demon King of Confusion?"

"You are the stone monkey?"

Goldfish: Your name is Charlotte!

Upon hearing this, Sun Hao replied casually:

"Stone monkey?"

"Oh, are you looking for the stone monkey?"

"The stone monkey you mentioned, he was arrested by the Dragon King of the East China Sea and taken to the Dragon Palace because he was in love with the daughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea."

"Just go along there, you should hurry up, and you can still catch up now."

Hearing this, Jinyu Jing looked puzzled, and cast a questioning look at Guanyin.

Guanyin was also speechless.

On the one hand, he is his own idiot, and on the other hand, this guy Sun Hao, he is as speechless as the truth when he lies!

Guanyin nodded slightly, and replied "Yes."

The goldfish spirit was furious instantly, and said to Sun Hao:

"Pohou, you are the stone monkey."

Sun Hao hurriedly shook his head and replied:

"Not me, not really me."

Goldfish essence:

"You fart, that's you."

At this moment, Sun Hao suddenly understood something. Everyone said that Yu only has a memory of seven seconds. Although this is false, Yu's IQ is really not high.

I saw Sun Hao sincerely said:

"My name is Houpi. The person you are looking for to kill the Hunshi Demon King is called Stone Monkey. He was captured by the Dragon King of the East Sea because he cheated on Xiaolongnu."

"If you don't believe me, my companions can testify against me."

Goldfish Essence rubbed his head with the copper hammer, looked at Guanyin with some doubts and asked:

"Isn't he really a stone monkey?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"The negative from Guanyin..."

At this moment, Guanyin is so angry that he tells you to read more books and newspapers, and you paddle all day, you can see how stupid you are.

Didn't I just give you the nod?

You ask me again now, you asked me to betray the monkey?

Obviously.

Avalokitesvara has just maintained her identity, so naturally she will not betray Sun Hao, so she can only reply:

"He's not... a stone monkey."

When Jinyu Jing heard Guanyin's words, he didn't even think about it, and flew directly towards the East China Sea.

Sun Hao:? ? ?

Guanyin: ? ? ?

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

At this moment, everyone was dumbfounded by the IQ of Jinyu Jing, you are really talented!

Should we praise you for being obedient?

If Guanyin didn't know that her fish was like this, and the fish's innate IQ is not high, she would seriously doubt that this fish is an actor.

Of course, we must praise the King of Inspiration, he is really obedient, Guanyin said no, he left immediately, without any doubt about the master's words.

Chapter 33 Don't Be Human

At this moment, Sun Hao pulled Guanyin and ran away, and said with a smile: "This monster is so stupid, you will believe it if you say it is not."

"If I have such a stupid fish, I might as well just die."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +555."

This made Guanyin annoyed.

Dead monkey, you seem to be implicating me?

Obviously.

Sun Hao still thought too simply.

Can he run?

Avalokitesvara backhanded a sound transmission, and Jinyu Jing turned around and killed him back. In short, it was just one sentence:

"It's that monkey just now, that's him... catch him and beat him up."

suddenly!

The goldfish spirit flew back, blocked Sun Hao's path, and shouted angrily:

"Dead monkey, you are the stone monkey, and the stone monkey is you, how dare you lie to me."

Sun Hao didn't answer Jinyu Jing's words, but pulled Guanyin and said affectionately:

"Doudou, my dear sister."

"Promise me, you must go first, leave me alone...you go first..."

Guanyin was a little stunned. Just when he felt that the dead monkey was showing his true feelings, he found that the hand holding his arm did not show any sign of letting go.

Guanyin was speechless.

You stupid monkey, you said to let me go first, and you held me tightly by your hands, you should be a human being!

honestly.

Sun Hao knew the identity of Avalokitesvara, and he also knew the identity of Jinyu Jing. In this case, if he let go of Avalokitesvara and let her go first, Sun Hao could directly book a cabinet in the mortuary.

I saw Sun Hao pulling Guanyin with one hand, hugging him to his chest as a shield, and said righteously in his mouth:

"Doudou, you are my stone monkey's younger sister."

"Don't worry, as long as my stone monkey doesn't die, no one can hurt you. If you want to hurt you, you have to step over my dead body."

Guanyin: "..."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from the king of inspiration +222."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +1."

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +777."

Guanyin really wants to scold people at this moment, you say it is protection, you might as well say that you are using the old lady as a shield.

Are you so protected?

Jinyu Jing is also a little upset at the moment, the Guanyin is protecting Sun Hao, he is really difficult to do it!