Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

What does this dead monkey want to do?

I remember in the Daxiong Palace, I seem to have told you this, okay?

Oh I see.

You want to blackmail me, don't you?

Tusita Palace.

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Interesting, this Sun Hao can always surprise people, ha ha."

"I'm afraid that I was shamelessly defeated by the Tathagata, and I feel dissatisfied. I want to take advantage of the fire and blackmail Guanyin."

"Actually, the reason why I like him is because he is different from others. He has no awe or fear of Guanyin, Tathagata, us or the Queen Mother."

"I'm curious, is he really not afraid of death, or does he know that we won't kill him, Laojun?"

Laojun shook his head with a smile and said: "It's hard to say, maybe he knows we won't be as knowledgeable as him, maybe he's not afraid."

"Maybe it's because newborn calves are not afraid of tigers?"

"Well, thinking about it carefully, I think this monkey is still confident. After all, where did he get his Five Treasure Tree, his Karmic Fire Red Lotus, and those supernatural powers?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Laojun with a strange face, your own unique family, you ask me where he came from?

Here.

Guanyin couldn't hold back anymore.

Blackmail me, I'm not afraid.

She said angrily:

"Puhou, what do you want to do?"

Sun Hao looked at Tang Sanzang and said:

"Master, you see she is fierce to me."

Tang Sanzang looked at Guanyin strangely and said, "Sister Guanyin, how can you call elder brother a dead monkey? It's wrong to scold people."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

Guanyin was also stunned, and forgot that she was talking about a monkey, not a dead monkey.

Sun Hao was also happy in his heart, looked at Guanyin, and said to Tang Sanzang: "Master, tell me, is it because we are too much, or they are too much. They clearly look down on us, play with us, and say that we are too much. Excessive, who is the most excessive?"

Tang Sanzang thought for a while and said:

"Brother, it seems wrong to say that. How can you say that about Buddha and Sister Guanyin?"

"Although they are indeed going too far, they are indeed playing us, but you can't tell it?"

Got it!

One Sun Hao is enough to irritate people, but Tang Sanzang is obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and his irritating potential needs to be developed!

Guanyin sighed inwardly, looked at Sun Hao and asked:

"Okay, what do you want?"

Sun Hao said angrily:

"You still ask me?"

"Then I want to ask you what you want. You played us, not us. It should be you who said what you want first..."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +88."

"Noisy!"

Guanyin was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so she took out a gourd, threw it on Sun Hao, and turned to leave immediately.

Sun Hao picked up the gourd and took a look, there were two hundred golden pills in it, hey!Xiao Guanguan, are you humiliating me?

I tell you next time you dare to do this again, you give me... humiliation, thank you!

Tang Sanzang looked confused, looked at the gourd in Sun Hao's hand, and asked, "Brother, what did Sister Guanyin give you, a gourd?"

Sun Hao said with a smile:

"The golden elixir refined by Laojun, do you want to eat it?"

"You only need one, and you can become a fairy immediately."

Sun Hao is not stingy, he will train sooner or later anyway, so he brought a few for Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang was also happy and was about to eat.

Swish!

A stream of light flashed by, Guanyin went back and forth, and directly snatched the golden elixir from Tang Sanzang's hand.

Sun Hao: ...

Tang Sanzang: ...

Guanyin said helplessly, "Sanzang, you really can't eat this golden elixir."

Tang Sanzang asked curiously: "Sister Guanyin, why can't I eat it? Could it be that you put poison in it to kill brother?"

Sun Hao also thought, oh no.

This is because Tang Sanzang had a difficulty called: Ling Yundu was born?

Guanyin explained:

"You are a holy monk of the tenth generation. In the future, you will achieve the right fruit and become a Buddha. Everything has a definite number. If you want to learn from the scriptures and cultivate the right fruit, don't take this shortcut."

"Although you can enter the Earth Immortal after eating this golden pill, it is actually useless to you. On the contrary, the harm outweighs the benefit!"

In fact, Avalokitesvara was afraid that Tang Sanzang would become stronger, and Sun Hao really taught him spells, so he would fight monsters by himself, so what about a few apprentices?

Seeing this, Sun Hao didn't insist, "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you eat or not, if Guanyin doesn't let you eat, then don't eat."

"Amitabha, good is good."

Tang Sanzang shook his head, and sighed helplessly, feeling a little embarrassed.

The road to learning the scriptures is difficult, wouldn't it be better to take a golden pill?Otherwise, what should I do if I fall ill?

Chapter 232 Give Tang Sanzang a Peach

Guanyin glared at Sun Hao, then turned her head and left. After returning to Lingshan, she told Tathagata about the situation.

Tathagata said with a calm expression, "It's okay, in the next catastrophe, he will eat spiritual things, and besides, there are many good things in the monkey's hands. With his temperament, he can't avoid it."

This is actually edible, such as ginseng fruit. If you don’t eat it, you can’t do it. Otherwise, you are a mortal, and you will be captured by monsters every now and then, and you will die a long time ago.

Guanyin nodded slightly, and didn't say anything else, but she cheated Sun Hao and his wife by doing so.

Sun Hao is a typical person who prefers softness to toughness. He won't do what you ask him to do, and he will do it if you don't let him do it.

After the Avalokitesvara left, Sun Hao flew back to Wuxing Mountain with Tang Sanzang on his back. The little white horse can still be found, and this wave of going to Lingshan is also a bloody profit.

This is not.

Avalokitesvara said that he was not allowed to eat, but Sun Hao refused. He took out two flat peaches, handed them to Tang Sanzang, and said, "Master, are you hungry? I have peaches here, let's eat two first."

Tang Sanzang had twists and turns, and he was indeed hungry. He took the flat peach from Sun Hao and didn't refuse it, so he just picked it up and ate it.

"Wow!"

"Brother, your peaches are delicious. They are so delicious. I feel relaxed after eating them. I'm not hungry or tired."

"I feel like I'm going to become a fairy?"

"I?"

Tang Sanzang, who had just finished eating peaches, was stupefied.

Sun Hao smiled lightly and said, "What a big deal. If you become a fairy, you will become a fairy. You must first become a fairy before you become a Buddha. As long as we learn scriptures honestly later on, that's fine."

"And you think, is it possible that you, Master, just want to be a coward, a waste who hides behind people when you are in trouble?"

"Besides, if you don't have the strength or the physique, you haven't reached Lingshan yet. If you're tired, you might die halfway..."

Listening to Sun Hao's words, Tang Sanzang thought to himself that it was true, he ate everything, so what else did he say.

Furthermore, Tang Sanzang is not a fool.

I don't know how many thousands of miles the road to the west is.

This is a step-by-step process. If you are really a mortal, how many springs, autumns, winters, summers, and nights, you may really die halfway as Sun Hao said.

Lingshan.

Seeing this, the Tathagata looked at Avalokitesvara and said:

"It's inevitable. With Sun Hao giving him flat peaches, we don't have to worry about it."

"Actually, even if Sanzang started to use the Pantao Golden Pill to practice, it would be nothing. Just ten years of cultivation, how big a deal can be done, how can it possibly resist the catastrophes we arranged?"

Guanyin also shook his head helplessly, this dead monkey just likes to confront people, it's annoying to death.

Marble Mountains.

Now the Five Elements Mountain has collapsed, but fortunately Tang Sanzang and his horse did not lose, now Tang Sanzang is riding in front, Sun Hao is following behind, and I feel bored.

Avalokitesvara refused to let Tang Sanzang eat the golden elixir, and he ate two flat peaches for Tang Sanzang. It is reasonable to say that the Tathagata can be seen in Lingshan, but...

Why do not see them have negative emotions?

It’s weird.

Sun Hao murmured in his heart, did he not eat enough?

Sun Hao thought of this, and gave Tang Sanzang two more flat peaches to fill his stomach. However, he still didn't get the negative emotions of Avalokitesvara and the others.

Sun Hao called Tang Sanzang to stop, let him dismount and said:

"Hey, Master, I saw you eating peaches just now, and your teeth were bleeding. Open your mouth and I'll show you, right?"

Tang Sanzang looked confused, and when he heard Sun Hao's words, he nodded obediently and opened his mouth, huh?

Sun Hao took two golden pills and stuffed them directly into Tang Sanzang's mouth, and then Sun Hao waited...

Tang Sanzang said with a confused face:

"Brother, what are you giving me again? I feel like my body is relaxed again. Am I becoming a fairy again?"

Sun Hao looked at Tang Sanzang, smiled and said, "It's nothing, just two small medicines for toothache, let's go on!"

Mom sells batches!

Sun Hao couldn't help cursing inwardly at the moment, this time he followed the Tao of Guanyin and lost four flat peaches and two golden pills, damn it! !

I didn't expect, I didn't expect, Guanyin was able to plot against me, I was careless.

Guanyin: Surprised or not, isn’t it exciting?

Tang Sanzang was about to get on the horse at this moment, but hesitated for a moment, looked at Sun Hao and asked, "Brother, are you tired, why don't you go ride for a while?"

I ride during the day, you ride at night?

Okay.

This Tang Sanzang, Sun Hao still feels good, sensible and not pretentious, much better than the Tang Sanzang he knows...

Of course, this is inseparable from the guidance of Guanyin, "I worship you as my teacher, and you recognize me as your elder brother."

Sun Hao did not refuse, got on the horse and said:

"I'll ride for a while. It just so happens that Master, you should walk more to strengthen your body. The journey to the west is a long way away. If you don't exercise your body well, you will definitely not be able to do it."

Tang Sanzang nodded fiercely, walked beside Sun Hao, and replied: "Brother is right, the west sky is so far away, you really need to exercise your body well, who knows if the road ahead will be easy..."

Sun Hao nodded, very satisfied, and chatted while riding on the horse: "Actually, if you want me to say, Master, your horse is just as good. If it wasn't for Master, I wouldn't take it to ride."

"I did everything in the Heavenly Court back then. Among them, the chief supervisor of the Yuma Supervisor, all the Pegasus were mine, and all kinds of Pegasus were fully powered..."

"And let me tell you, in my hometown of Huaguo Mountain, there is also the most powerful Pegasus in all ages, known as the Evergreen Emperor, I call him Lao Ba, and as soon as my Lao Ba is brought out, the Jade Emperor Laojun Mantian gods and Buddhas will see you. , everyone is terrified..."

Sun Hao: I'm not bragging, am I?