Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Tang Sanzang's eyes were filled with stares, he said excitedly: "Brother, I heard sister Guanyin say you are very powerful, I never thought your horses are so powerful!"

Sun Hao looked smug, and continued to brag:

"It is no exaggeration to tell you that I have sat in the position of the Jade Emperor. Master, do you think anyone else has sat in the Three Realms besides me and the Jade Emperor?"

"Also, the Jade Emperor, the Laojun, and the Queen Mother, the three most powerful people in the three worlds, two are my buddies, one is my own sister, as for the gods in the heaven, whoever sees me, Sun Hao, will not be polite Call me big brother?"

"There are also these monsters in the mortal world. I'm not exaggerating with you. The monkeys and grandchildren of my Huaguo Mountain occupy half of the demon world. With a wave of my hand, 51 million monsters and ghosts can be killed within three days. I'm all together."

This guy directly stunned Tang Sanzang, and Tang Sanzang was completely stunned.

It's too cruel.

My big brother and apprentice are so tyrannical, is there anyone in the world who is more brave than him?

No wonder Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to accept him as a disciple, but at the same time asked me to worship him as my teacher and recognize him as my elder brother.

Brother...Yong!

"Roar!"

Just after Sun Hao had finished blowing for a while, a fierce tiger jumped out in front of him, blocking the way of the two of them.

Chapter 233 From now on he is called Tang Sanbu

The white horse under Sun Hao almost ran away in fright.

Fortunately, Sun Hao controlled it, otherwise the white horse was so frightened that it dragged Sun Hao away, and Sun Hao couldn't explain it clearly.

"Monster...monster, big brother...the monster is here."

The fierce tiger was twice the size of a normal tiger, and Tang Sanzang was so frightened that he would have been paralyzed if Sun Hao hadn't been there.

Sun Hao's face turned dark.

play?

My mother-in-law just finished bragging about Tang Sanzang, and just fooled people, didn't you come out to slap me in the face?

Tiger: Your courier has arrived, please sign for it.

"Master, don't panic when you encounter something, first post a circle of friends, you see, I will take out the selfie stick and poke it first..."

biu!

As Sun Hao said, he took out the golden cudgel and made it longer, and the tiger pierced his forehead.

"Brother, be brave!"

Tang Sanzang also admired him in his heart, the eldest brother is indeed a capable person, he is much more powerful and calm than the monks and generals he saw in Datang.

Sun Hao said calmly:

"Basic exercises should not be six."

"I happened to eat some game. I vaguely remember that when I ate a tiger last time, I met a very important person in my life. She has a pair of gentle big eyes, and she looks cute..."

"In the end she made me a tiger skin skirt, which I still have."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×99"

That Guanyin was observing them, and when Sun Hao lamented such a person, Guanyin was puzzled at first.

When did the dead monkey eat the tiger, and when did it meet such a gentle and lovely person?

But when he heard the tiger skin skirt at the end, Guanyin was stunned.

Isn't this about my wife?

My old lady still vaguely remembers that you, a dead monkey, threatened me and asked me to grind an iron rod into a needle, hateful!

Sun Hao: Your leather skirt has not rotted yet, but it has become the other half of my body~

Tang Sanzang was also thoughtful at the moment, and said seriously: "Brother, do you have a knife?"

"This tiger skin, I want to pull it out and make you a tiger skin skirt. Master will also be an important person in your life in the future."

right!

After hearing what Tang Sanzang said, Sun Hao recalled that this tiger was indeed here to deliver a courier, a tiger skin skirt, huh?

Xiao Tang made the tiger skin skirt by himself, um...

worth collecting!

Sun Hao went up to lift the tiger up, found a small river, took out a knife to plan the tiger and said:

"Okay, I'll leave the tiger skin to you."

After Sun Hao gave the tiger skin to Tang Sanzang, he washed the tiger meat, put it on a rack and started roasting it.

Tang Sanzang muttered to the side: "Okay, I will make a tiger skin skirt for you myself..."

It's almost dusk.

The master and the apprentice also took their time, operating by the small river. Tang Sanzang didn't want to eat the barbecue, and Sun Hao didn't force him, so he bought him a bowl of stinky tofu and a small pudding.

It's just that Sun Hao was thinking, next Guanyin, it seems that he is going to give a tight band, right?

Ha ha.

I have a wonderful tree of five treasures, and now the wonderful tree of five treasures is poured with mana through me, and sometimes it is infused with golden elixir materials, and it has been upgraded to six treasures.

Little tie, bring it here!

"lottery!"

With nothing to do, Sun Hao looked at the negative emotions of 7000 million and decided to add another treasure.

drop!

"Congratulations, you have won: One Punch Body Training Method. (Mythical Version)"

It turned out to be a skill?

Sun Hao was also in a daze, this was the first time he got a lottery, this one-punch training method...

After Sun Hao extracted it, his eyes widened in an instant, what the hell!This turned out to be an upgraded version of Teacher Tuyu, a one-punch body training method in the world of mythology!

My physique is already strong enough, and I am practicing the one-punch body training method. After that, won't I blow up Tathagata's hanging?

Sun Hao is in a happy mood!

Oh yes, I promised Guanyin that I could not teach Tang Sanzang spells. I am a man of faith, but I still have to complete the task, so I brought Tang Sanzang to practice the one-punch body training method. Is there anything wrong with that?

perfect.

Good luck today, keep going.

"Spend 100 million negative emotions, [-] each time, and start the lottery."

Sun Hao didn't think it was necessary to draw once a hundred times. If it was drawn once ten thousand times, it should be able to produce something, such as...

drop!

"Congratulations on getting: Flat Peach. (Small, 3000 years)"

"Thank you for your patronage!"

"Congratulations on your acquisition: a set of love and underwear."

"Congratulations on getting: Durian."

"Congratulations on getting: a can of paprika."

"Congratulations on getting: Flat Peach. (Large, 9000 years old)"

"Congratulations on your acquisition: a set of nurse uniforms."

"Congratulations on getting: flat peach. (Middle, 6000 years)"

"Congratulations on obtaining: a jar of royal wine."

"Congratulations on getting..."

"Thank you for your patronage!"

for a while.

Sun Hao looked at the messy things, and his whole body felt dizzy for a while. He guessed that he was right. One hundred times would not work, but ten thousand times is quite reasonable.

It's just that my grandson is an upright person, and you actually gave me eight sets of underwear and six sets of different uniforms, Tongzi, what do you mean?

Come on, Tongzi, tell me why you... are so accurate in seeing people! !

Sun Hao is very happy. He unlocked the flat peach, so that he can buy it at any time in the future. The price is between 1-2-3, which is the same as the price-performance ratio of Jindan. !

As for those other things, Sun Hao couldn't sleep after thinking about it. Those little goblins on the Westward Journey, wearing these clothes...

suck~

insomnia...

Silent all night.

The master and apprentice lay down by the small river and woke up happily. After washing their faces, the master and apprentice continued on the road.

along the way.

Sun Hao rode in front, while Tang Sanzang ran after him.

"Master, I have agreed with Guanyin Bodhisattva and the others before, you recognize me as your elder brother, and I will teach you how to practice kung fu."

"Let me tell you a story first. It is said that in ancient times, there was a teacher who was as ambitious as you."

"He was just like you at the beginning, just an ordinary mortal, but there are demons raging there, and tens of thousands of people die every day, and the girls there are particularly difficult... digressing."

"He has a firm heart to eliminate demons. In order to maintain peace in the world, he insists on exercising every day. Every day, he does 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer long-distance run."

"Finally, he developed a strong physique through this. No matter what kind of monsters and ghosts he encountered later, he would be knocked down with one punch. Later, he was called: One Punch Mage."

"So from today on, master, you have to hold on tighter, keep exercising every day, just follow what I teach you, no matter what monsters you encounter in the future, you can also knock them down with one punch!"

Tang Sanzang listened, a little confused and said: "Brother, can I... really do it?"

Sun Hao nodded affirmatively:

"It's definitely possible. As long as you keep exercising, any powerful strength needs to be accumulated over time, and it comes from a little bit of hard work."

"As long as you work hard enough, master, you will eventually become, one punch—Tang Sanzan."

"Also, you think that these mortal monsters cannibalize more people, and there are some Buddhist teachings that cannot be saved. Master, you can put him down first, and teach him the Dharma again, and convince people with virtue!!"

"As a human being, we have to work hard on our own. We have to fight hard. What's the use of envying others? We have to be strong ourselves, and we can't stand behind others and be cowards."

Listening to Sun Hao's words, Tang Sanzang felt a little resonance in his heart, he trained himself and became stronger, so he should not be a coward.

Regardless of learning scriptures or doing good deeds, standing behind others as a coward, how can we save so many monsters and villains?

What's the use of being envious of others, we have to act on our own, Tang Sanzang secretly decided that we must work hard and practice according to what the elder brother said! !

The essence of the one-punch training method is not to practice the law, and then work hard to temper your physical body. For example, the two golden elixirs and four flat peaches that Tang Sanzang ate before, all these powers are tempered into the body.

Such accumulation over a long period of time, and then absorbing and training, and repeatedly tempering the physical body, can knock down the Tathagata with one punch.

So!

From now on, practice Tang Sanzang horizontally.

For a day, Sun Hao rode a horse leisurely, while Tang Sanzang kept doing exercises, nothing happened all day.

That night, the master and the apprentice stayed overnight at a farmhouse. Sun Hao had already taken human form, handsome and unrestrained, with an extraordinary bearing, giving off a great heroic air. Although Tang Sanzang was a bit tender, he was also tender and tender. Not like a bad guy.

So things like lodging went very smoothly.

Of course, Xiao Tang was a caring person. He exercised during the day and sewed a tiger skin skirt for Sun Hao by lighting the lamp at night and using the needlework of the farmhouse.

Later, two more exhibits were added to the Three Realms Museum - a short tiger skin skirt, an early work of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and an early work of Gongde Buddha.

Chapter 234 The First Time of Tang Sanburial (Third Watch)

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